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Judge 3: Yes. Since she was the first medicine cat, she thinks she's better then everyone else, so anger counselling isn't really working, as she thinks ''she ''should be telling the counselors what to do, not the other way round. But enough about Moth Flight. We are here for your trial. |
Judge 3: Yes. Since she was the first medicine cat, she thinks she's better then everyone else, so anger counselling isn't really working, as she thinks ''she ''should be telling the counselors what to do, not the other way round. But enough about Moth Flight. We are here for your trial. |
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| + | Featherlynx: So it's a trial? Purdy said it would be an audition! |
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| + | Purdy (whispering): Don't bring me into this! |
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| + | (Judges turn to stare at Purdy. He cowers) |
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| + | Judge 2: You weren't supposed to tell her anything Purdy! |
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| + | Bluestar: We may have to temporarily revoke your license for this! |
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| + | Featherlynx: StarClan cats have licenses? |
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| + | Judge 5: Yup! If a cat is naughty, we revoke their license, and they have to go live in the Dark Forest! Sometimes, if they are really really naughty, they have to live there forever! But normally it's only for a short while. If you do the naughtiest naughtiest naughtiest thing, you have to listen to Purdy's stories for a moon! |
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| + | Featherlynx: Why are you a kit? |
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| + | Judge 5: Me? |
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| + | Featherlynx: Yeah. |
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Featherlynx (now dead): Save me from this hairless fox!!!!!!.... Wait, where am I?
Random Voices (spooky sounding): You are dead! Welcome to the Dark Forest.
Featherlynx: NOOOOOOOOOO
Random Voices: Just kidding. You await your StarClan trial.
Featherlynx (growling): What kind of person DOES THAT?!!?!?!?!?!
Random Voices (trying to change the subject): Its nice round here, isn't it?
Featherlynx (looks over the dense mists surrounding her): I thought StarClan was a bit less... misty.
(A figure emerges from the fog, and nods its head at her)
Figure: Hello yung'un. Don't worry, StarClan is nice once all the mist clears up.
Featherlynx: Who are you?
Figure: I'm Purdy, yung'un. Don't worry, it'll all be alright.
Featherlynx: Aren't you that boring elder who tells boring stories?
Purdy: That's low.
Featherlynx: Hey, stop teasing me about my short legs!
Purdy: You've got short legs! You've got short legs!
(Featherlynx glares at Purdy. He stops, a sheepish expression on his face)
Purdy: Well, erhhmm, so uh... I was going to show you to your... audition,
Featherlynx: Audition?
Purdy: They said audition. Or trial. Or interview. Can't remember.
Featherlynx: I hope it's an audition! I've been working on my version of The Warrior Cats Theme Song! Wanna hear it?
Purdy: Maybe later yung'un. We've got to get you to your... audition/trial/interview.
(They walk together through the mists. Purdy tells Featherlynx a story about how he annoyed his Upwalkers dog and she ignored him. Finally they arrived at a sandy hollow. Featherlynx looks up to see five judges sitting by a machine. WELCOME FEATHERLYNX flashes above them.)
Judge 1: Hello Featherlynx. I am Moth Flight, the first medicine cat.
Featherlynx: Why do you have such a weird name? Shouldn't you be Mothflight, one word, not Moth then Flight?
Moth Flight: I VOTE WE CONDEMN HER TO THE DARK FOREST FOREVER AND EVER AND NEVER LET HER VISIT EVER!!!!!!!!!
Judge 2: You shouldn't be so rude to Moth Flight, Featherlynx. I think we have to take points away for that. Bluestar, will you do the honours?
Judge 4/Bluestar: Of course!
(Bluestar presses a button on the machine. A screen pops up, and 97 glows moss green)
Moth Flight: SHE SAID MY NAME WAS WEIRD AND YOU ONLY TOOK AWAY THREE POINTS?????!!!!!!!\
Judge 3: Yes Moth Flight. Please calm down.
(Moth Flight glares at Judge 3)
Moth Flight: I see how it is.
(Moth Flight stalks away, but manages to press Bluestar's button with her tail. The number changes to 1. Bluestar sighs and turns it back to 97)
Judge 2: I'm sorry you had to see that Featherlynx. Moth Flight sometimes gets like that. Don't take it personally.
Featherlynx: Did she say she was the first medicine cat?
Judge 3: Yes. Since she was the first medicine cat, she thinks she's better then everyone else, so anger counselling isn't really working, as she thinks she should be telling the counselors what to do, not the other way round. But enough about Moth Flight. We are here for your trial.
Featherlynx: So it's a trial? Purdy said it would be an audition!
Purdy (whispering): Don't bring me into this!
(Judges turn to stare at Purdy. He cowers)
Judge 2: You weren't supposed to tell her anything Purdy!
Bluestar: We may have to temporarily revoke your license for this!
Featherlynx: StarClan cats have licenses?
Judge 5: Yup! If a cat is naughty, we revoke their license, and they have to go live in the Dark Forest! Sometimes, if they are really really naughty, they have to live there forever! But normally it's only for a short while. If you do the naughtiest naughtiest naughtiest thing, you have to listen to Purdy's stories for a moon!
Featherlynx: Why are you a kit?
Judge 5: Me?
Featherlynx: Yeah.