In this weird fanfic, Yellowfang is being traumatized by Firepaw, then Fireheart. Expect this to be weird. Very, very weird.
Enjoy
Contents
Day One in ThunderClan
BWEEP BWEEP
I wake up to notice that I am literally IN A CAULDRON.
Firepaw is beside me, looking very, very .... pleased?
He has a big spoon for some reason...
"sOMETHING FISHY IS GOING O-" he awkwardly smiles at me, then shrieks
"DO YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU LLLLIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEE IIIIIIINNNNNNNN RiVeRcLaN?????"
Day 2 StarClan save me. :I
I WAS DUNKED.
EVERYTHING WAS HORRIBLE UNTILL I DECIDED TO BE A TATTLE TAIL AD TELL BLUESTAR.
can you guess what happened then?
Surrounded by face soap and Dove shampoo mixtures, I LAY STILL IN FEAR.
FIREheart has a wand.
He has a spoon.
HE HAS SPARKLY EAGLE FROM MARIO ODDESSEY
Day 3 and it gets slightly worse.
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