In this weird fanfic, Yellowfang is being traumatized by Firepaw, then Fireheart. Expect this to be weird. Very, very weird.

Enjoy 

Day One in ThunderClan

BWEEP BWEEP

I wake up to notice that I am literally IN A CAULDRON.

Firepaw is beside me, looking very, very .... pleased?

He has a big spoon for some reason...

"sOMETHING FISHY IS GOING O-" he awkwardly smiles at me, then shrieks

"DO YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU LLLLIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEE IIIIIIINNNNNNNN RiVeRcLaN?????"

Day 2 StarClan save me. :I

I WAS DUNKED.

EVERYTHING WAS HORRIBLE UNTILL I DECIDED TO BE A TATTLE TAIL AD TELL BLUESTAR.

can you guess what happened then?



this is not my own work, it is from google.

Surrounded by face soap and Dove shampoo mixtures, I LAY STILL IN FEAR.

FIREheart has a wand.

He has a spoon.

HE HAS SPARKLY EAGLE FROM MARIO ODDESSEY

Day 3 and it gets slightly worse.


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