Chapter 1- Kitthood
Tallkit: I'm going to make my family mad by being a moor runner!
Shrewkit: Sure Wormkit
Tallkit: Actully its Tunnelkit
Finchkit *Facepaws to death*
Tallkit: Mommy, How did Finchkit die?
Palebird: You killed her mousebrain.
Tallkit: Yay! I learned a warrior swear!
Sandgorse: *Facepaws to death*
Tallkit: I'm going to blame that on a random rouge named Sparrow!
Chapter 2- Running off
Talltail: Hmm... I'm going to run off and kill a random cat!
Shrewclaw: Yay Wormcat is gone!
Talltail: Actully it's Tunneltail.
Brackenwing: Hey Talltail....
Talltail: HIIIYAAAAAA *Karate chops Brakenwing.*
Talltail: Allright I killed one cat who had nothing to with my personal feelings...Whatever.
<Talltail skips off happily>
Talltail: Oh look a rotting peice of crowfood next to 10000000000 fresh killed rabbits. I'll take the crowfood instead.
Crowfood (In a high pitched 5 year old voice): Noo don't eat me please!
Talltail: *Noms crowfood*
Talltail: Noes I got sick blarg!
Jake: I will help you vicous wildcat!
Chapter 3- The life of a kitty
Talltail: Eeewww, that pink thing is gross, how about I go and purr on its lap?
Jake: Ya good idea!
Talltail and Jake: Purr, Purr, Purr
Twoleg: I will let you crazy wildcat outside since I have no commen sence!
Talltail: But I don't wanna go!
Twoleg: You need to! *Shoves out door*
Jake: Bye bye!
Twoleg:You are going to! *Shoves out of door*
Chapter 4- Coming back
Talltail: Hi guys I'm back!
Heatherstar:Thank starclan!, It has been 300000000000......
Talltail: Can I be deputy?
Heatherstar:0000000000000000000000000 *gasp* moons, and yes you can beacause you are incredibly Crazy!
Heatherstar: And now I am going to randomly die leaving the clan with a former kittypet!
Tallstar: Yay! I name a evil cat as deputy!
Tallstar: Now I am going to die, get Firestar and Onewhisker.
Firestar: What's up doc?
Tallstar: I am dieing!
Tallstar: Onewhisker you are deputy, once again I will make my clan angry by causing many cats to die!
Chapter 1- kitthood
Crowkit: Hey Eaglekit want to play-
Eaglekit: I love you pink unicorn.
Crowkit: Im no unicorn!
Eaglekit: Well then your a duck bagel.
Crowkit: No I'm a-
Crowkit: No I'm a-
Eaglekit: Harry potter?
Crowkit: Now you got it right! But your annoying soo... AVADA KADABRA
Erin hunter: Hmmm... How was Eaglekit ment to die again?
Crowkit: He dissapears riiiiigggghhhhtttt......
Erin hunter: I could have sworn his death had to do with Harry potter, but whatev.