Hai, this is the spoof sequel to How the Moonstone was Discovered. I suggest strongly that you read that first, before you read this (because you night not know what's going on.)
Anywho, enjoy. :)
The Medicine Cats Unite
It is the half-moon. The medicine cats are about to meet up at Fourtrees, getting ready to pay a visit to the Moonstone. But everything started to go crazy when...
Mothflight: *bounces to Fourtrees on a pogo stick* GIMME AN M! GIMME AN E! GIMME A -
Mothflight: NO! IT'S GIMME A D, YOU ThunderClan MOUSE-BRAIN??! D:
Cloudspots: ? I thought this was meant to be about herbs? D:
Mothflight: No! StarClan sent me a dream last night. They told me not to speak with them. They told us to play MONSTER HUNTING!!!!! :D :D :D
Cloudspots: What in the name of StarClan is that?
Mothflight: IT'S PORK PIE!!! ;D ;D
Cloudspots: ? D:
Mothflight: GIMME AN I! GIMME A C! GIMME A -
Pebbleheart: QUIET! *turns into kit* KIN MUSTN'T FIGHT!
Cloudspots: *stares at kit Pebbleheart* IT'S KIT PEBBLEHEART!!! *picks up kit Pebbleheart and throws him in air*
Kit Pebbleheart: MUMMY! D:
Turtle Tail: NAUGHTY PEBBLEY! *turns Pebbleheart back into an adult cat*
Pebbleheart: Ow. StarClan's kits!!! D:
Emberkit: What did you just say? *claws Pebbleheart*
Pebbleheart: OOOOWWWW! *Starts clawing himself*
Dapplepelt: Did I just see Pebbleheart claw himself??? >:)
Pebbleheart: *stops clawing himself* No.
Mothflight: GIMME AN I! GIMME AN N!
SkyClan medicine cat: What's she doing?
Mothflight: *******! It's you! :D
SkyClan medicine cat: You're not allowed to say my name, remember? THE ERIN HUNTERS STRICTLY FORBID IT!!! D: D: D:
Dapplepelt: WHAT? THERE'S MORE THAN ONE ERIN HUNTER??? D:
Cloudspots: There's six.
Dapplepelt: CRIME! *mauls Cloudspots*
Cloudspots: AVADA KEDAVRA!! *points wand at Dapplepelt*
Dapplepelt: *dies, and them comes back to life*
Pebbleheart: DAPPLEPELT'S THE SECRET RIVERCLAN LEADER!!! :D :D :D
Dapplepelt: No, I'm not. Cloudspots didn't kill me. I faked it.
Cloudspots: D: D: D: D: D:
Mothflight: IT'S MAGICAL!!!! :D
SkyClan medicine cat: NO, IT ISN'T! IT'S PORK PIE!!!!!
Cloudspots: What's that?
Pebbleheart: Twoleg food.
Dapplepelt: TWOLEGS EAT FOOD???? I THOUGHT THEY STARVED THEMSELVES!!!! D:
Mothflight: THEY DOOO!
Cloudspots: I just don't geddit. D:
SkyClan medicine cat: Anyway, what are we doing here? I thought we were meant to be going to the Moonstone?
Mothflight: GIMME AN E!
Cloudspots: Mothflight says no.
Pebbleheart: WAIIIII! I WANT TO SEE THE PLACE THAT MIGHT HAVE HAUNTED MY DREAMS WHEN I WAS A KIT! D: D: D:
Mothflight: GIMME A C! GIMME AN A! GIMME A -
SkyClan medicine cat: Mothflight!
Mothflight: IT'S NOT MOTHFLIGHT!!!! IT'S GIMME A T! D: D: D:
Dapplepelt: ******* here wants to know why we aren't going to the Moonstone.
SkyClan medicine cat: DON'T SAY MY NAME!!!!!
Mothflight: As I told Cloudspots earlier -
Mothflight: BE QUIET, CLOUDY SPOTS!!!!!
Mothflight: Anyway, as I told Cloudspots earlier, last night I had a dream from StarClan.
Pebbleheart: OOOHHH! STARRY STARS!!!
Mothflight: BE QUIET, PEBBLEY HEART! Anyway, as I was saying, last night I had a dream from StarClan. They told us not to go to the Moonstone.
SkyClan medicine cat: What did they tell us to do, then?
Mothflight: FOR STARCLAN'S SAKE, BE QUIET!!!! D: Anyway, they told us to play MONSTER HUNTING, here at Fourtrees.
Cloudspots: What's this monster hunting?
Mothflight: Let me do a demonstration.
(Mothflight walks onto Thunderpath)
Dapplepelt: Does it have to be on the Thunderpath?
Dapplepelt: D: THUNDERY PATHS! PATHS OF THUNDERCLAN! PATHS OF THUNDERSTAR! IT'S WHERE THE THUNDERCLAN CAMP IS!!!
Cloudspots: It is not! D:
Pebbleheart: Watch out, Mothflight! Monster coming!
Mothflight: This is the fun part. :D
(Mothflight tries to grab the monster, and ducks away as the monster tries to run her over)
Pebbleheart: PURE SKILL!!! :D :D LET ME TRY!!!!
Mothflight: Go ahead.
Pebbleheart: Yay! :D *bounds onto Thunderpath*
SkyClan medicine cat: Oh, StarClan... You are crazy... Come here now, and I'll eat you all up and shred you to pieces...
Turtle Tail: DON'T YOU DARE!!
Pebbleheart: MUMMY! :D *Runs off Thunderpath as a monster goes past, and almost flattens Pebbleheart's tail with a pancake maker on the monster's paws*
Pebbleheart: *looks back* I IS A NATURALLL! UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Jackdaw's Cry: *stands by Turtle Tail* Look, Pebbleheart has turned into a cavetom.
Turtle Tail: I know! *gets out phone and texts to Hawk Swoop: "Come hre right awy! Pebbleheart frm ShdowCln has turnd in2 a cvetm!!!"*
Pebbleheart: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! D: D: D: D: D:
Hawk Swoop: *appears out of thin air* WHERE'S THE CAVETOM?
Turtle Tail: Over there. *Flicks tail at Pebbleheart*
Pebbleheart: UUUUGGGG - Hey, I can speak cat again! :D
Hawk Swoop: Meh. *disappears*
Jackdaw's Cry: No! MY HAWKY!!!! D: *follows*
Turtle Tail: *follows*
Cloudspots: Whose turn is it now?
Dapplepelt: YOU! *shoves Cloudspots onto the Thunderpath*
Cloudspots: Uuhhh... Monsterophobia... *faints*
SkyClan medicine cat: Someone save him!
Mothflight: Not until a monster comes. :D
SkyClan medicine cat: D:
(Monster approaches Cloudspots)
Cloudspots: *wakes up* Uuhhh.. where amm I... MONSTER!!! AHHHHH!! *teleports away as monster is about to hit him*
Pebbleheart: Why can't I teleport? D:
Cloudspots: *teleports onto Pebbleheart's head*
Pebbleheart: OWWWWWWWWW! Me no likey teleportey now!!! D: D: D:
Cloudspots: AHHAAAA! NOW I KNOW HOW TO BE A WARRIOR AND INFLICT PAIN!!! BAIIIII!! *teleports back to ThunderClan camp*
Dapplepelt: We will hear a very loud scream in three.... two.... one....
Lightningtail: ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO JUST LANDED ON MY HEAD???????????????
SkyClan medicine cat: I wonder who did that.... Cloudspots?
Mothflight: What - are you saying that an impostor Clear Sky did it?
SkyClan medicine cat: IT'S SKYSTAR!! D: D: D:
Mothflight: Whatevs... Skystar, then.
Impostor Skystar: Yes!
Mothflight: DIEEEE! *claws Impostor Skystar to death*
SkyClan medicine cat: NOOOOOO! D: D: D:
Mothflight: That wasn't real.
SkyClan medicine cat: YAY!!!!! :D :D :D
Cloudspots: *teleports onto SkyClan medicine cat's head* HAROOOOO!
SkyClan medicine cat: StarClan's kits!!! *faints*
Emberkit: *appears from StarClan* CLOBBERING TIME!!!! :D *mauls SkyClan medicine cat*
SkyClan medicine cat: Uhhhhh... save me from pork pie.....
Emberkit: What's pork pie?
Pebbleheart: Twoleg food.
Emberkit: What's a Twoleg?
Dapplepelt: I thought StarClan knew everything.
Emberkit: D: INSULTTTT!!!! *claws Dapplepelt*
Turtle Tail: *poofs out of thin air* OHHHH EMBERY KITTTTTTTTTTT! TIME TO GO BACK TO STARRRRRRRRRRCLANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Turtle Tail: YOU WILL TURN IN TO A VAMPIRE IF YOU DON'T....
Emberkit: I hate vampires! *flees*
Turtle Tail: Pertrificus Totalus! *paralyzes herself and disappears*
Pebbleheart: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! MUMMY JUST GOT PARALYZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: D: D:
Mothflight: Whose turn is it now?
Dapplepelt: Mine, I think. ******'s asleep.
SkyClan medicine cat: *wakes up* Oh StarClan, who just said my NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??????????????????????????
Pebbleheart: Cloudspots did it.
Cloudspots: Who, me?????
SkyClan medicine cat: I WILL MAUL YOU!! *tries to maul Cloudspots*
Cloudspots: *teleports away*
SkyClan medicine cat: D: I hate those powers so bad.
Mothflight: I agree. Dapplepelt, get on the Thunderpath.
Dapplepelt: O yes, master, I will do exactly what you say. *pads onto Thunderpath*
Mothflight: BOSS :D
Dapplepelt: Monsta, Monsta...
Cloudspots: *teleports onto Thunderpath with Dapplepelt*
Dapplepelt: What the...?
Cloudspots: Dapplepelt! I want to marry you, feel the warmth of your fur... and have KITZZZZ.....
Dapplepelt: Awkward.... =^o.O^=
Cloudspots: Dapplepelt, let's have KITZZZZ.....
Dapplepelt: No. *runs off Thunderpath as monster approaches*
Cloudspots: D: WAIIIIII? I WANNA MARRY YA! *teleports off Thunderpath*
Pebbleheart: StarClan, that tom's weird.
SkyClan medicine cat: I know... That was very awkward.
Cloudspots: *teleports onto Dapplepelt's back* CAN WE HAVE KITZZZZ NOW???
Dapplepelt: No! *runs away with Cloudspots on her back*
Cloudspots: YAY! PIGGYBACK!!!! :D :D :D
Mothflight: I NOMINATE ******* AS TRIBUTE!!
SkyClan medicine cat: For what? AND DON'T SAY MY NAME!!!!!!! D: D: D:
Mothflight: The Hunger Games.
Cloudspots: *teleports into clearing with wet fur* What's the Hunger Games?
Mothflight: Changed my mind. I nominate CLOUDSPOTS as tribute!!!! :D :D :D
Cloudspots: I REPEAT, WHAT'S THE HUNGER GAMES?????
Mothflight: A game in which you fight to the death.
Cloudspots: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! D: D: D:
Mothflight: Read this. *chucks Cloudspots a copy of The Hunger Games by S. C. Allops*
Cloudspots: *takes book* Scallops! YAYYYYY! GIMME SCALLOPS!!!!! *platter of scallops appears in front of Cloudspots, who starts nomming them*
Pebbleheart: Be quiet with your nomming! It's creating an earthquake!!!!! D:
SkyClan medicine cat: StarClan, that tom is weird. IT'S MY TURN FOR HUNTING MONSTERS NOW!!!! :D *pads onto the Thunderpath*
Pebbleheart: YAY! THEN I CAN ATTEND THE SHADOWCLAN PIZZA PARTY!!!
Cloudspots: What? SHADOWCLAN HAS PIZZA PARTIES?? *teleports away*
Dapplepelt: Hey look, free scallops. *starts eating Cloudspot's scallops*
SkyClan medicine cat: LOL!!! *Dodges the monster and runs off Thunderpath*
Cloudspots: *teleports into clearing with 3 boxes of Dominoes pizza* Anyone want - HEYYYY!!!! DAPPLEPELT ATE MY SCALLOPS!!!!
Dapplepelt: *licks lips* Thanks for the free meal. Bye, guys! See you next half-moon! *heads back to RiverClan camp*
SkyClan medicine cat: At least that book produces free scallops.
Mothflight: Yeah, it does.
Cloudspots: I'll head back to camp and have a SCALLOP PARTY in camp! *teleports away*
Pebbleheart: Thank the River-Dogs that he's gone.
Mothflight: What's the River-Dogs?
Pebbleheart: River-Dog? River-Dog? What are you talking about??? *pours pizza slices onto his head*
SkyClan medicine cat: =^o.O^=
Mothflight: It's called a pogo stick. He'll bounce up and down, and you can ride on him. Take him home now!
SkyClan medicine cat: Sure. *jumps on Pebbleheart* Giddey up, horsey!
Pebbleheart: Must... bounce.... *bounces away*
Mothflight: Time to head home.
Cloudspots: *teleports into clearing*
Mothflight: Oh, ratburgers! What do you want?
Cloudspots: My thing doesn't work.
Mothflight: Take Pebbleheart's regen pizza boxes. Genius!
Cloudspots: StarClan's stars of starry stars!!! *takes pizza boxes and teleports away*
Mothflight: Ahhh... *jumps on pogo stick and bounces away* Okay, to finish.... Gimme an S! What does that spell???? STAC ENICIDEM!!!!
Wow, this was a lot longer than my other one.
Anyway, this is the end of the spoof. It's long.....
Until next time,