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Hai, this is the spoof sequel to How the Moonstone was Discovered. I suggest strongly that you read that first, before you read this (because you night not know what's going on.)

Anywho, enjoy. :)


The Medicine Cats Unite

It is the half-moon. The medicine cats are about to meet up at Fourtrees, getting ready to pay a visit to the Moonstone. But everything started to go crazy when...

Mothflight: *bounces to Fourtrees on a pogo stick* GIMME AN M! GIMME AN E! GIMME A -

Cloudspots: Comfrey?

Mothflight: NO! IT'S GIMME A D, YOU ThunderClan MOUSE-BRAIN??! D:

Cloudspots: ? I thought this was meant to be about herbs? D:

Mothflight: No! StarClan sent me a dream last night. They told me not to speak with them. They told us to play MONSTER HUNTING!!!!! :D :D :D

Cloudspots: What in the name of StarClan is that?

Mothflight: IT'S PORK PIE!!! ;D ;D

Cloudspots: ? D:

Mothflight: GIMME AN I! GIMME A C! GIMME A -

Pebbleheart: QUIET! *turns into kit* KIN MUSTN'T FIGHT!

Cloudspots: *stares at kit Pebbleheart* IT'S KIT PEBBLEHEART!!! *picks up kit Pebbleheart and throws him in air*

Kit Pebbleheart: MUMMY! D:

Turtle Tail: NAUGHTY PEBBLEY! *turns Pebbleheart back into an adult cat*

Pebbleheart: Ow. StarClan's kits!!! D:

Emberkit: What did you just say? *claws Pebbleheart*

Pebbleheart: OOOOWWWW! *Starts clawing himself*

Dapplepelt: Did I just see Pebbleheart claw himself??? >:)

Pebbleheart: *stops clawing himself* No.

Mothflight: GIMME AN I! GIMME AN N!

SkyClan medicine cat: What's she doing?

Mothflight: *******! It's you! :D

SkyClan medicine cat: You're not allowed to say my name, remember? THE ERIN HUNTERS STRICTLY FORBID IT!!! D: D: D:

Dapplepelt: WHAT? THERE'S MORE THAN ONE ERIN HUNTER??? D:

Cloudspots: There's six.

Dapplepelt: CRIME! *mauls Cloudspots*

Cloudspots: AVADA KEDAVRA!! *points wand at Dapplepelt*

Dapplepelt: *dies, and them comes back to life*

Pebbleheart: DAPPLEPELT'S THE SECRET RIVERCLAN LEADER!!! :D :D :D

Dapplepelt: No, I'm not. Cloudspots didn't kill me. I faked it.

Cloudspots: D: D: D: D: D:

Pebbleheart: D:

Mothflight: IT'S MAGICAL!!!! :D

SkyClan medicine cat: NO, IT ISN'T! IT'S PORK PIE!!!!!

Cloudspots: What's that?

Pebbleheart: Twoleg food.

Dapplepelt: TWOLEGS EAT FOOD???? I THOUGHT THEY STARVED THEMSELVES!!!! D:

Mothflight: THEY DOOO!

Cloudspots: I just don't geddit. D:

SkyClan medicine cat: Anyway, what are we doing here? I thought we were meant to be going to the Moonstone?

Mothflight: GIMME AN E!

Cloudspots: Mothflight says no.

Pebbleheart: WAIIIII! I WANT TO SEE THE PLACE THAT MIGHT HAVE HAUNTED MY DREAMS WHEN I WAS A KIT! D: D: D:

Mothflight: >:D

Dapplepelt: Why?

Mothflight: GIMME A C! GIMME AN A! GIMME A -

SkyClan medicine cat: Mothflight!

Mothflight: IT'S NOT MOTHFLIGHT!!!! IT'S GIMME A T! D: D: D:

Dapplepelt: ******* here wants to know why we aren't going to the Moonstone.

SkyClan medicine cat: DON'T SAY MY NAME!!!!!

Dapplepelt: Sorry.

Mothflight: As I told Cloudspots earlier -

Cloudspots: Yes?

Mothflight: BE QUIET, CLOUDY SPOTS!!!!!

Cloudspots: Sorry.

Mothflight: Anyway, as I told Cloudspots earlier, last night I had a dream from StarClan.

Pebbleheart: OOOHHH! STARRY STARS!!!

Mothflight: BE QUIET, PEBBLEY HEART! Anyway, as I was saying, last night I had a dream from StarClan. They told us not to go to the Moonstone.

SkyClan medicine cat: What did they tell us to do, then?

Mothflight: FOR STARCLAN'S SAKE, BE QUIET!!!! D: Anyway, they told us to play MONSTER HUNTING, here at Fourtrees.

Cloudspots: What's this monster hunting?

Mothflight: Let me do a demonstration.

(Mothflight walks onto Thunderpath)

Dapplepelt: Does it have to be on the Thunderpath?

Mothflight: Yes.

Dapplepelt: D: THUNDERY PATHS! PATHS OF THUNDERCLAN! PATHS OF THUNDERSTAR! IT'S WHERE THE THUNDERCLAN CAMP IS!!!

Cloudspots: It is not! D:

Pebbleheart: Watch out, Mothflight! Monster coming!

Mothflight: This is the fun part. :D

(Mothflight tries to grab the monster, and ducks away as the monster tries to run her over)

Pebbleheart: PURE SKILL!!! :D :D LET ME TRY!!!!

Mothflight: Go ahead.

Pebbleheart: Yay! :D *bounds onto Thunderpath*

SkyClan medicine cat: Oh, StarClan... You are crazy... Come here now, and I'll eat you all up and shred you to pieces...

Turtle Tail: DON'T YOU DARE!!

Pebbleheart: MUMMY! :D *Runs off Thunderpath as a monster goes past, and almost flattens Pebbleheart's tail with a pancake maker on the monster's paws*

Pebbleheart: *looks back* I IS A NATURALLL! UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Jackdaw's Cry: *stands by Turtle Tail* Look, Pebbleheart has turned into a cavetom.

Turtle Tail: I know! *gets out phone and texts to Hawk Swoop: "Come hre right awy! Pebbleheart frm ShdowCln has turnd in2 a cvetm!!!"*

Pebbleheart: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! D: D: D: D: D:

Hawk Swoop: *appears out of thin air* WHERE'S THE CAVETOM?

Turtle Tail: Over there. *Flicks tail at Pebbleheart*

Pebbleheart: UUUUGGGG - Hey, I can speak cat again! :D

Hawk Swoop: Meh. *disappears*

Jackdaw's Cry: No! MY HAWKY!!!! D: *follows*

Turtle Tail: *follows*

Cloudspots: Whose turn is it now?

Dapplepelt: YOU! *shoves Cloudspots onto the Thunderpath*

Cloudspots: Uuhhh... Monsterophobia... *faints*

SkyClan medicine cat: Someone save him!

Mothflight: Not until a monster comes. :D

SkyClan medicine cat: D:

(Monster approaches Cloudspots)

Cloudspots: *wakes up* Uuhhh.. where amm I... MONSTER!!! AHHHHH!! *teleports away as monster is about to hit him*

Pebbleheart: Why can't I teleport? D:

Cloudspots: *teleports onto Pebbleheart's head*

Pebbleheart: OWWWWWWWWW! Me no likey teleportey now!!! D: D: D:

Cloudspots: AHHAAAA! NOW I KNOW HOW TO BE A WARRIOR AND INFLICT PAIN!!! BAIIIII!! *teleports back to ThunderClan camp*

Dapplepelt: We will hear a very loud scream in three.... two.... one....

Lightningtail: ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO JUST LANDED ON MY HEAD???????????????

SkyClan medicine cat: I wonder who did that.... Cloudspots?

Mothflight: What - are you saying that an impostor Clear Sky did it?

SkyClan medicine cat: IT'S SKYSTAR!! D: D: D:

Mothflight: Whatevs... Skystar, then.

Impostor Skystar: Yes!

Mothflight: DIEEEE! *claws Impostor Skystar to death*

SkyClan medicine cat: NOOOOOO! D: D: D:

Mothflight: That wasn't real.

SkyClan medicine cat: YAY!!!!! :D :D :D

Cloudspots: *teleports onto SkyClan medicine cat's head* HAROOOOO!

SkyClan medicine cat: StarClan's kits!!! *faints*

Emberkit: *appears from StarClan* CLOBBERING TIME!!!! :D *mauls SkyClan medicine cat*

SkyClan medicine cat: Uhhhhh... save me from pork pie.....

Emberkit: What's pork pie?

Pebbleheart: Twoleg food.

Emberkit: What's a Twoleg?

Dapplepelt: I thought StarClan knew everything.

Emberkit: D: INSULTTTT!!!! *claws Dapplepelt*

Turtle Tail: *poofs out of thin air* OHHHH EMBERY KITTTTTTTTTTT! TIME TO GO BACK TO STARRRRRRRRRRCLANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Pebbleheart: =^o.O^=

Emberkit: NO.

Turtle Tail: YOU WILL TURN IN TO A VAMPIRE IF YOU DON'T....

Emberkit: I hate vampires! *flees*

Turtle Tail: Pertrificus Totalus! *paralyzes herself and disappears*

Pebbleheart: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! MUMMY JUST GOT PARALYZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: D: D:

Mothflight: Whose turn is it now?

Dapplepelt: Mine, I think. ******'s asleep.

SkyClan medicine cat: *wakes up* Oh StarClan, who just said my NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??????????????????????????

Dapplepelt: No-one....

Pebbleheart: Cloudspots did it.

Cloudspots: Who, me?????

SkyClan medicine cat: I WILL MAUL YOU!! *tries to maul Cloudspots*

Cloudspots: *teleports away*

SkyClan medicine cat: D: I hate those powers so bad.

Mothflight: I agree. Dapplepelt, get on the Thunderpath.

Dapplepelt: O yes, master, I will do exactly what you say. *pads onto Thunderpath*

Mothflight: BOSS :D

Dapplepelt: Monsta, Monsta...

Cloudspots: *teleports onto Thunderpath with Dapplepelt*

Dapplepelt: What the...?

Cloudspots: Dapplepelt! I want to marry you, feel the warmth of your fur... and have KITZZZZ.....

Dapplepelt: Awkward.... =^o.O^=

Cloudspots: Dapplepelt, let's have KITZZZZ.....

Dapplepelt: No. *runs off Thunderpath as monster approaches*

Cloudspots: D: WAIIIIII? I WANNA MARRY YA! *teleports off Thunderpath*

Pebbleheart: StarClan, that tom's weird.

SkyClan medicine cat: I know... That was very awkward.

Cloudspots: *teleports onto Dapplepelt's back* CAN WE HAVE KITZZZZ NOW???

Dapplepelt: No! *runs away with Cloudspots on her back*

Cloudspots: YAY! PIGGYBACK!!!! :D :D :D

Mothflight: I NOMINATE ******* AS TRIBUTE!!

SkyClan medicine cat: For what? AND DON'T SAY MY NAME!!!!!!! D: D: D:

Mothflight: The Hunger Games.

Cloudspots: *teleports into clearing with wet fur* What's the Hunger Games?

Mothflight: Changed my mind. I nominate CLOUDSPOTS as tribute!!!! :D :D :D

Cloudspots: I REPEAT, WHAT'S THE HUNGER GAMES?????

Mothflight: A game in which you fight to the death.

Cloudspots: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! D: D: D:

Mothflight: Read this. *chucks Cloudspots a copy of The Hunger Games by S. C. Allops*

Cloudspots: *takes book* Scallops! YAYYYYY! GIMME SCALLOPS!!!!! *platter of scallops appears in front of Cloudspots, who starts nomming them*

Pebbleheart: Be quiet with your nomming! It's creating an earthquake!!!!! D:

SkyClan medicine cat: StarClan, that tom is weird. IT'S MY TURN FOR HUNTING MONSTERS NOW!!!! :D *pads onto the Thunderpath*

Pebbleheart: YAY! THEN I CAN ATTEND THE SHADOWCLAN PIZZA PARTY!!!

Cloudspots: What? SHADOWCLAN HAS PIZZA PARTIES?? *teleports away*

Dapplepelt: Hey look, free scallops. *starts eating Cloudspot's scallops*

SkyClan medicine cat: LOL!!! *Dodges the monster and runs off Thunderpath*

Cloudspots: *teleports into clearing with 3 boxes of Dominoes pizza* Anyone want - HEYYYY!!!! DAPPLEPELT ATE MY SCALLOPS!!!!

Dapplepelt: *licks lips* Thanks for the free meal. Bye, guys! See you next half-moon! *heads back to RiverClan camp*

SkyClan medicine cat: At least that book produces free scallops.

Mothflight: Yeah, it does.

Cloudspots: I'll head back to camp and have a SCALLOP PARTY in camp! *teleports away*

Pebbleheart: Thank the River-Dogs that he's gone.

Mothflight: What's the River-Dogs?

Pebbleheart: River-Dog? River-Dog? What are you talking about??? *pours pizza slices onto his head*

SkyClan medicine cat: =^o.O^=

Mothflight: It's called a pogo stick. He'll bounce up and down, and you can ride on him. Take him home now!

SkyClan medicine cat: Sure. *jumps on Pebbleheart* Giddey up, horsey!

Pebbleheart: Must... bounce.... *bounces away*

Mothflight: Time to head home.

Cloudspots: *teleports into clearing*

Mothflight: Oh, ratburgers! What do you want?

Cloudspots: My thing doesn't work.

Mothflight: Take Pebbleheart's regen pizza boxes. Genius!

Cloudspots: StarClan's stars of starry stars!!! *takes pizza boxes and teleports away*

Mothflight: Ahhh... *jumps on pogo stick and bounces away* Okay, to finish.... Gimme an S! What does that spell???? STAC ENICIDEM!!!!


The End.


Author's Note

Wow, this was a lot longer than my other one.

Anyway, this is the end of the spoof. It's long.....

Until next time,

-- If you find courage, you will find hope. 04:21, July 27, 2014 (UTC)


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