|Warriors War Series #1|
|Warriors Paintball War!||Succeded by: |
Warriors Airsoft War
This spoof is rated safe.
Firestar; Oh mi gosh!
Sandstorm What??? What!!!
Firestar; Blackstar, Mistystar, and Onestar want to have a paintball competeion!
Sandstorm; BRING IT ON Mad
Firestar; ThunderClan gather, we are about to attack!
Mousefur WHAT NOW!!!???
Firestar and Sandstorm; Time to get your paintball guns!
Clan; YEAH BRING IT ON Red Face
Firestar; Time to hide
Sandstorm *Hands out paintball guns* Let's go!
Clan; ThunderClan, To me!
Firestar; *Goes out entrance*
Clan; *Follows him*
Firestar; Everyone in posistion?
Brambleclaw; All clear
Firestar; Ambush in...3...2...1...NOW!
Dovepaw; Eat my paint Sedgewhisker!
Sedgewhisker; No thanks
Dovepaw; Too bad
Ivypaw; I'm Ivy now!! *covered in green paint*
Firestar; I am fire, here me roar!!!!
Blackstar*Shoots paintball gun* Not anymore WATER
Firestar *covered in blue paint*
Sandstrom; NOOOOOOES, MY LOVELY FIREZ
Sandstorm *Makes Blackstar green* Ha GREENSTAR
Cinderheart; YOU PAINTBALLED MY PIE!!!!!!!
Tigerheart; Dude, sorry
Cinderheart; HOW DAREZ YOUZ!11ONE11!!!
Tigerheart (now green, blu, yellow, orange, and white) I'M SORRYZ OKAYZ????!!!!
Cinderheart; THERE IS NO APOLOGY FOR THIS!!!!
Bumbleflight; Father, are you okay!?
Graystripe; Don't worry, son... Mistystar just got a soft spot...
Jayfeather; WHAT??? I was just getting finished making Breezepelt look like a rainbow!!
Bumbleflight; HE'S HURT!!!
Jayfeather; No, he isn't, get up!!!!
Graystripe; Come on I wanted a melodramatic moment!!!!!!!!!1
Jayfeather; Tooooo Baaaaddd. Breezepelt ohhhh Breezy I'm not fiished with you.
Breezpelt Oh StarClan....
Onestar; Retreat WindClan!!
Firestar One clan down, two more to go!
Blackstar; ShadowClan will WINZ
Firestar; *checks watch* Not on my watch!!!!
Blossomfall; Bwa ha ha, Littlecloud you're going downz!
Littlecloud; NOOOOOES! MY PERFECT WHITE PELT *Runs awawy with green paint on fur*
Blossomfall; Thunderclan To me!
Mistystar; Riverclan RETREAT!
Firestar I NEEDZ PIE!!!
ShadowClan and ThunderClan; Confused
Meanwhile, in StarClan...
Yellowfang; I wins Feathertail...I WINS
Lepordstar; NOOOO *shoots paintball gun at Yellowfang*
Bluestar; NOOOES IZ WINZ!
Back in the forest...
Firestar; ThunderClan vs. ShadowClan!!
Blackstar; WE SHALL WINZ!!!
Dovepaw; No you Won'tz!!!
Blackstar NOOOOOES SHADOWCLAN RETREAT!!
Firestar; THUNDERCLAN WINS (Now we get pie!!)