Brackenfur: Welcome by the first episode in Warriors Got Talent! What? Oh no! I’ve heard that Mistystar is sick! Whatever. Her replacement is Mousefur! Today’s contestants are: Mystery Guest, Hollyleaf and Crowfeather.
Leafpool, Feathertail and Nightcloud: Crowy! Crowy!
Brackenfur: First, the Mystery Guest!
*Dramatic flashlights, drum roll, Purdy walks in*
Mousefur: *Cheers* Purdy! Purdy!
Purdy: Ah! Good ol’ talentshows!
*Jayfeather hears Purdy talking, presses the red button*
Purdy: Hey! I not even started my act yet! Why you press you that button?!
Brackenfur: *Mutters under breath* I can understand why! *louder* You can begin now!
Purdy: Okay! Today I’m gonna tell you youngsters a story! When I was a youngster, just like you…
Bluestar: *Presses the red button*
Purdy: ...And than I chased that mangy badger out of my territory...
Bluestar and Jayfeather: *Sleeping* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
*five hours later*
Purdy: And that’s the end of the story!
Jayfeather: *Wakes up* Finally!
Bluestar: *Sleepy voice* Huh? Wazzup?
Mousefur: *Cheering again* Purdy! Purdy!
Brackenfur: Is Purdy through or not?
We must interrupt the episode for commercial break.
Blackstar: Eat Meow cat food and you can hunt and fight the whole day long!
*Movie about a exhausted cat. He eat something out a bowl. He goes outside and hunt some mice. Then he meet a cat, fight with him and beat him*
End of commercial break.
Jayfeather: NO, NO, AND FOR THE FINAL TIME NO!
Mousefur: I SAY YES!!! I LUV YOU PURDY!!!
Brackenfur: I’m sorry, *whispers* not *louder* but you’re not through. Our next contestant is Hollyleaf.
Lionblaze: GO SISTER!
*Hollyleaf walks through the door*
Brackenfur: What are yougoingto do?
Hollyleaf: I'm going to sing The Kitty Song!
Brackenfur: Okay! You may start now!
Hollyleaf: I am a little kitty!
Miauw miauw miauw!
I am a little kitty!
Miauw miauw miauw!
*Continue singing with a awesome voice*
Brackenfur: Is she through or not?
Bluestar: Awesome! I say yes!
Jayfeather: I say yes too! But the song is really bad! Is it made by a kit or what?
Hollyleaf: *Crying* I made the song by myself!
Jayfeather: You are crazy!
Mousefur: *Grumpy* I got a thorn in my moss. Where are apprentices when they needed? Anyway, You got three times yes!
Brackenfur: You are the first one through! Our next contestant is Crowfeather.
*Crowfeather walks through the door*
Leafpool, Nightcloud and Feathertail: *Cheering* CROWY!!
Brackenfur: What are you going to do?
Crowfeather: I'm gonna dance!
Brackenfur: Okay! You may start now!
Crowfeather: *Starts doing Chicken Dance*
Brackenfur: Is he through or not? *Mutters under breath* I don’t think so…
Bluestar: 4 words! This. Was. Not. Good.
Jayfeather: How do you dare to let us watch THIS?!
Mousefur: 4 words: You. Are. Not. Through.
Brackenfur: I am so not sorry, Crowfeather. You are not through! The only one through is Hollyleaf! Congrultations!
Crowd: *cheering* Hollyleaf! Hollyleaf!
Brackenfur: This was today’s episode! See ya next time!
Brackenfur: Welcome by episode 2 of Warriors Got Talent. Mousefur is injured by a thorn in her moss, so Mistystar managed to bring herself to Warriors Got Talent. Today’s contestants are: Tigerstar, Millie and Brambleclaw. First, is Tigerstar. Come in!
*Tigerstar arrives in a pink tutu*
Everybody except Tigerstar: Okay……...
Brackenfur: *In shock* Okay… what are you going to do?
Tigerstar: I’m gonna dance!
Brackenfur: *Still in shock* Okay… You may start now!
Tigerstar: *Starts dancing like a ballerina*
Lionblaze: *Walks on the stage* Tigerstar is disqualified because of a attack on the jury. You may now go. Second is Millie. Come in Millie!
Millie: *Walks in, do not wait for Lionblaze to speak* I’m going to play the piano and sing!
Lionblaze: Okay. You may begin now.
Millie: *Starts playing awful on the piano*
I’m a kittypet
I don’t deserve Graystripe
Miauw miauw miauw
La la la
*All three judges presses the red button*
Brackenfur: *In shock again* My… eardrums… are… broken…
Mistystar: The worst thing *Cough*I’ve ever heard! *Cough*You. Are.*Cough* Not. Through.
Jayfeather: 0_o Besides that I am blind, I am now deaf as well! Are you expecting from me that I let you through?!
Bluestar: I am kind often, but not right now! This was terrible! You are not through!
Brackenfur: *Recovered from shock* You are unfortunately not through. I am very sorry. *Whispers* not. *Louder* Our third and last cat is Brambleclaw. Come in!
We must interrupt the episode for commercial break
Tigerstar: Are you a ballerina? Good! Tigerstars Ballerina Shop has everything for ballerina's!
*Movie about a cat. He walks into Tigerstars Ballerina Shop. A while later he comes out wearing a tutu. He starts practicing dance moves.*
'End of commercial break.'
Brambleclaw: I am going to juggling!
Brackenfur: Okay! You may begin now!
Brambleclaw: *Begins to juggling, all the balls are falling. He gets one ball on his head, he stumbles over another ball, he flies toward the jury*
Jayfeather and Mistystar: *Pressing the red button*
Bluestar: *Wants to press the button but get hit by Brambleclaw*
Brambleclaw: Oops… I’m sorry Bluestar!
Brackenfur: You are disqualified for the same reason as your father!
Brambleclaw: *yells* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brackenfur: Go away from here!
*Brambleclaw walks away sadly*
Brackenfur: What an sad episode everyone! Two cats are disqualified and the other one is not through! Anyway, see ya next time!
Brackenfur: Toms and she-cats, welcome by a new episode of Warriors Got Talent! Today’s contestants are: the duo Sandstorm and Leafpool, Spottedleaf and Cinderpelt. Wait a moment… who chose this contestants?
Brackenfur: Anyway, let’s begin! Our first contestants is the duo Sandstorm and Leafpool!
Jayfeather: *Presses the red button*
Squirrelflight: *Holds up banner which say: Go mommy! Go sis!*
Brackenfur: What are you going to do?
Sandstorm: We’re going to tap-dance!
Brackenfur: Okay… you may start now!
*River dance music starts*
Leafpool: Oops… the wrong music!
Mistystar: *Presses the red button*
*The right music starts playing, Leafpool and Sandstorm starts tap-dancing*
Jayfeather: *Presses Bluestars red button*
Bluestar: Hey! I wanted to see more!
Brackenfur: *Quickly* What regrettable! You two have three red crosses! You two are not through! Our next contestant is Spottedleaf! Come in!
Spottedleaf: *Comes in* Hello! I’m going to train a kittypet!
Brackenfur: Okay! You may begin now!
Spottedleaf: *Calls kittypet, kittypet walks on stage, Spottedleaf grabs hoop with jaws* jump through it, kittypet!
Kittypet: Not if you abuse me for kittypet!
*all three judges presses button* Mistystar: I’m sorry, but *cough* this is not something for Warriors Got *cough* Talent. This. Was.*cough* Really. Bad. You are not through.
Bluestar: You should prepare before you do something. You are not through.
Jayfeather: Have you prepared before you did this?!
Brackenfur: Unfortunately you are not through. Its good tha… eh, I mean its pity that I can’t see more! Last but not least is my sister! You can come in!
*Cinderpelt limps on stage*
Cinderpelt: I’m going to sing!
Brackenfur: Okay sis! You may begin now!
Fireheart looks at me
I fake a smile so he won’t see
*Continue singing with a awesome voice*
Bluestar: This was really awesome! I say yes!
Mistystar: *Cough* This was really good! I say yes too!
Jayfeather: I say also yes!
Brackenfur: Your through sis! Congrultations! The only one through is Cinderpelt! See ya next time by Warriors Got Talent!
I try to make this one extra funny cause' the previous one was not very funny... I've had no ideas, so I asked Blackstar if he had ideas, and he had a idea! So I give credits to the Firestar part. Everybody, the Firestar part was a idea from Blackstar! I have no ideas again! Please people, if you know some good act, please leave them on my talk page! (The part in my siggie: 1 days to go) Happy Birthday! Bob and Gijs† 1 days to go! 06:50, August 5, 2011 (UTC)
Brackenfur: Welcome by episode 4 of your loved show: Warriors Got Talent! Today's contestants are: The Fire Who Saved The Clan, The Immortal Heavystep and The Gender Changing Rowanclaw! First is The Fire Who Saved blablabla. You may come in!
Firestar alias TFWSTC: *Walks on stage* I'm going to juggle...
*Bluestar presses the red button*
TFWSTC: Hey! I've not even finished talking yet!
TFWSTC: I'm going to juggle with torches!
Brackenfur: Oohhhhhhhh.... Spectacular! You may start now!
TFWSTC: *Juggles with torches, one torch deviates and flies toward the jury, torch hits Bluestar wit the flaming side*
Bluestar: *Yells* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WATER!!! WATER!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Random cat in the public hits Bluestar with a radius of a fire hose*
Bluestar *Reliefed* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But it still hurts...
Two random Medicine Cats: *Running toward Bluestar with a stretcher* Out our way! Out our way! Medicine Cats coming! *Lay a reluctant Bluestar on the stretcher*
Bluestar: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! It hurts! Put me down!
One of the random Medicine Cats: Nope.
Brackenfur: You are disqualified because a attack on the jury!
TFWSTC: *Goes insane* NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Begins bouncing around and barking like a dog*
Darkstripe and Boulder: *Walks in*
TFWSTC: *Begins running around in circles and screams* NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Finally runs off stage*
Brackenfur: Anyway, we need a new jury-member! What? Oh no!! That's a disaster! The judges are wounded many times so nobody wants to be a jury-member! Anyway, lets go farther with our next contestant: The Immortal Heavystep! Come in!
TIH: *Comes in*
Brackenfur: What's the secret of your 3 lives?
TIH: I'm actually a Clan leader and have nine lives, but Mistystar don't know!
Mistystar: *Gasp* Just when I was not ill anymore... *presses red button and presses Jayfeathers button also*
TIH: Muhahahahaha! *Starts dancing towards the exit* ♪ I've got six lives left! I've got six lives left! ♫
Brackenfur: Bye Heavystar! Anyway, our last contestent is The Gender Changing Rowanclaw! Come in!
TGCR: *Comes in*
Brackenfur: What's the secret of your gender changing?
Rowanclaw: The Erins made me change gender!
Jayfeather: Who are the Erins? I think your hallucinating! We can't have an insane cat here! *Presses red button*
Mistystar: You're right! *Presses button too*
TGCR: But... I'm just very smart!
Brackenfur: Pity... If you are that smart you know what this mean! Bye! What a episode everybody! Nobody's through! We've learnt that Bluestar, even when she was the fire who will blaze through the forest, is allergic of fire! We've learnt that Heavystep is actually a Clan leader and that Rowanclaw is hallucinating! Bye! See you next time at Warriors Got Talent!
Brackenfur: Hello and welcome by: Warriors Got Talent! We still have 2 jury-members. Anybody please become jury-member! Anyway, today's contestants are: Daisy...
Brackenfur: *yells* SILENCE IF I SPEAK! *Normal voice* Anyway, Daisy, Ferncloud and Scourge. First is Daisy. Come in!
Daisy: I'm gonna Line dancing!
Jayfeather: *Presses red button*
Mistystar: Are you gonna Line dance alone?!
Brackenfur: Okay.... You may start now!
Daisy: *When the music starts, she starts Line dancing with the wrong timing*
Mistystar: *Presses red button*
Daisy: Oops... the wrong music...
Brackenfur: Bye Daisy! You may go now!
Daisy: *Wails* NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was just one little fault! *Flutters eyelashes to Jayfeather* I think you will let me through, sweetie!
Mistystar: 0_o He's blind so he can't see your eyelashes! Anyway, you must go now!
Brackenfur: That's not funny! Anyway is my line! Anyway, bye!
Brackenfur:: Our next contestant is Ferncloud! What? Oh no! Ferncloud has gotten another litter of kits so she must stay in the nursery!
Housecat *Walks in*
Mistystar: And who are you?
Housecat: I'm Bob! One of Wolffur's pet cats!
Mistystar: And who is this Wolffur?
Bob: The person who writes on this moment about us! Anyway, I begin my act! I'm gonna play saxophone! *Begins play saxophone*
Mistystar: That was AWESOME! I say YES!
Jayfeather: I say yes too! But you stink like a kittypet!
Bob: *Flat voice* I AM what you call a kittypet, fool!
Jayfeather: Sorry, kittypet!
Bob: AND CALL ME BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *leaves*
Mistystar: That cat is more grumpy than you, Jayfeather!
Bob: *From offstage* DO NOT CALL ME GRUMPY!
Brackenfur: Next is Scourge! Come in Scourge!
Scourge: *Comes in, bleeding*
Brackenfur: What happened?
Scourge: A red and white tabby cat attacked me when I'm called him a kittypet!
Brackenfur: Akward! Anyway, what are you gonna do?
Scourge: I'm gonna rap!
Brackenfur: Cool! You may begin now!
One day in twolegplace
I was just terrorizing
a weird tabby tom
came to me
he than said:
Lets rule the world!
I pretend i agreed
I want to rule the world
H e takes me to
a weird place with 4 trees
Then I killed him
and I felt triumph
Mistystar: *Scared* This was awesome! You are a good rapper! I say yes!
Jayfeather: *Also scared* I say yes also!
Brackenfur! Cool! You're through! You may go now!
Brackenfur: Two cats are through people! A weird cat named Bob and Scourge! See ya next time at Warriors Got Talent!
Brackenfur: Welcome by another episode of Warriors Got Talent! Today's contestants are Half Moon, Willowshine and Cinderheart.
Jayfeather: *Angry* Who chose these cats?
Strange cat: I did...
Everyone: *Turn their heads*
*A strange cat walks soundless on stage. Everyone makes their head follow the cat. Everything turns into slow motion, Then there are two explosions behind the cat*
Everyone: *Looks in awe*
Mistystar: *Still in awe* Who are you?
Strange cat: I am Blackstar. I am Bluestar's replacement. *Walks over to the jury and sits down*
Brackenfur: *Recovering from awe* Okay. Our first contestent is Half Moon!
*Half Moon walks on stage.*
Brackenfur: What are you gonna do?
Half Moon: I'm gonna ventriloquy! *Holds up little hand-doll*
Jayfeather: *Presses button*
Mistystar: Really, Jayfeather?
Half Moon: But... Jay's Wing!
Jayfeather: *Flat voice* My name is Jayfeather.
Brackenfur: *Quickly, to prevent a quarrel* You may begin now!
Half Moon: *Holds hand-doll in front of her mound* Hello! I'm Night Moon!
Blackstar: *Presses button*
Jayfeather: *Presses Mistystar's button*
Brackenfur: I'm so not sorry! You're not through! Bye!
Half Moon: But... *Drops tail, walks off-stage*
Brackenfur: Our next contestant is Willowshine.
Jayfeather: WHOO! Willowshine!
*Wilowshine walks on stage*
Brackenfur: What are you going to do for us Willowshine?
Willowshine: I'm going to play the trumpet.
Jayfeather: You may begin!
Brackenfur: Hey! That's my task! Anyway, you may begin.
*Plays trumpet perfectly with beautiful, crisp sound*
Blackstar: Amazing! You are T-H-R-O-U-G-H, through!
Mistystar: That was perfect! I wish I could play the trumpet like that! You're through!
Jayfeather: I love you!
Brackenfur: Congradulations, Willowshine, you're the first one through! Our last contestent is Cinderheart.
*Jayfeather pushes button*
Cinderheart: *Walks in* I'm gonna do a illusion!
Cinderheart: *Holds up little hat, waves with stick*
Jayfeather: Hey! That's my stick! Sticky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cinderheart: Whatever! *Picks out rabbit out the hat*
Onestar: RABBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIMME THAT RABBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cinderheart: Nope! This was my act! Hope you enjoyed it!
Blackstar: Amazing! You are through.
Mistystar: That was the best thing I've ever seen! You're through!
Brackenfur: Well it's been a long episode. We've learned that Cinderheart loves illusions, Half Moon can't ventriloquy and Willowshine can play trumpet! Keep a look out for the next episode of Warriors Got Talent!
Brackenfur:Welcome by the last episode of Warriors Got Talent...
Brackenfur: ...before the quarter finale!
Everyone: WHOO WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brackenfur: Today our contestants are Spiderleg, Ivypaw, and Patrick from Spongebob!
Brackenfur: JK! Our other contestant is Tigerheart.
(Dovepaw stands up in crowd and starts holding up a big sign that says: I LUV YUE TIEGURHART)
Dovepaw: I LOVE YOU TIGERHEART!!!! WOOO!!!!
Brackenfur:....... On that note, lets get this started!
(Spiderleg walks in, holding a scroll and wearing Harry Potter glasses with a philosophical look)
Spiderleg: This is a poem that I devised about Daisy. Eh eh hem...
Roses are red,
Daisy is fat,
ThunderClan will starve,
Because Daisy is eating all of our prey to get fatter.
Ehem. Thank you. *bows*
Jayfeather: *presses red button immediately*
Blackstar: Umm... I don't think you have the makings of a poet.
Bluestar: No. Goodbye.
(Spiderleg runs off the stage)
Brackenfur: *cough* Now for Ivypaw!
(Ivypaw walks in with a baseball bat)
Ivypaw: Today I will be doing a tremendous act of strength. Can I have a volunteer from the audience?
Hawkfrost: *jumps up and down waving his hand wildly* ME! ME! ME ME ME ME!!!!!!!!!
Ivypaw: *smirk* Very well then. Come on, Hawkfrost.
(Hawkfrost jumps onto the stage, grinning)
Hawkfrost:Oh ya, baby. I-I mean, sure, noble apprentice. *shifty eyes*
Ivypaw: *shrugs, then holds the bat high over her head* Okay, go stand three hundred tail-lengths away from me.
Hawkfrost: *does as told*
Ivypaw: *evil grin* Okay, now, I will sling this bat at his head from three hundred tail-lengths away from me!
Hawkfrost: Wait, wha-
(Ivypaw slings the bat at him, hitting dead center)
Hawkfrost: *is knocked out* Unghhhh....
Crowd: *whispers* Wow, she's good!
Brambleclaw: *in crowd* *stand up and claps wildly* WHOOOOO!! GO IVYPAW! GO IVYPAW!
(Ivypaw dances off stage)
Firestar: The slippers that come to life!
*shows Firestar and Graystripe dancing around in Stompeez*
(Tigerheart comes on)
Tigerheart: I will now sing.... (wait for it).... OPERA!
Everyone except for Tigerheart and Dovepaw: *eyeroll*
Dovepaw: MARRY ME!!!!!!
Tigerheart: I COOKIE DI VOGLIO,
I COOKIE QUINDI MOLTO BUONE,
TI PIACCIONO ANCHE TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(Four hours later)
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *gasp gasp gasp* SO!!! What did ya think????!!!!!
Bluestar: *eye twitches*
Jayfeather: *starts foaming at the mouth and swiping at him with sticky* NO!! LEAVE GO!!! BOO HISS GRR RAWR BOO!!!! (name THAT reference!)
Blackstar: *slams paw onto red button*
(Other judges do the same)
Dovepaw: WHY???!!! WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL TO THIS POOR, INNOCENT SHADOWCLAN APPRENTICE WHO IS TRAINING IN THE DARK FOREST WITH MY SISTER I THINK???!!!!
Ivypaw: *shifty eyes*
Dovepaw: *runs up stage and starts foaming at the mouth and rants angrily to the judges about why Tigerheart is special*
- Silverhawk and Bone come out and pick up Dovepaw*
Bone: We don't want to hurt you, but we will if we have to. (HES A SPECIAL LOL!! more references -.-)
Brackenfur: *wipes sweat from forehead* Uhh.... that's all for today folks! See ya later BYE!!!!!
Zeh Spoofeh QUEEN was here. >:D