Graystripe: Hello everybody! This is Warriors Feud,where we discuss feuds between cats! In this episode,we discuss the feuds between Firestar and Tigerstar.
Firestar: (sighs) Haven't we went over this? Tigerstar is pure evil and I'm pure awesome.
Tigerstar: Fool! I have my reasons to despise you!
Graystripe: Calm down! We will start since you two are so eager. First question: What started it all?
Firestar: We already know that. Tigerstar was mean to me because I was a kittypet,and I knew he killed Redtail,the deputy.
Tigerstar: That's a lie! Firestar,tell them the truth.
Audience looks at Firestar,whos eyes dart back and forth.
Firestar: Tigerstar's right. There is a secret.... I stole and ate his waffles!
Audience: Gasp!
Erin Hunter at writing desk: Gasp!
Tigerstar: But that's not all! He also stole and ate my Chips,dip,French Toast,Pancakes,and so much more! But finally he-he stole my hamburgers and pizza! (Breaks down crying and rolling on the floor.)
Firestar: I was hungry! And craved twoleg food!
Tigerstar: (Stops sniffling and gets up) But there is more to co-
Firestar: Not so fast, Mr. Perfect! You have done plenty wrong!
Audience looks at Tigerstar
Firestar: You posted photos of yourself going into twoleg houses and trashing them! Like putting dead mice in their toilets,clawing their cielings,putting fox dung and mouse bile on the walls,ect.
Tigerstar: You don't tell anyone that!
Firestar and Tigerstar start rollinh on the floor fighting,chaos ensues.
Graystripe: See you next time on Warriors Feud! Hey,get off of me flash mob. Help!