Warriors Chatbox is made by Darkeh and Lilly.
Briarlight: Hello, this is Warriors Chatbox, with your host, Briarlight!
Briarlight: So, who will be the 4 stars today?
- Graystripe, Berrynose, Leafpool, Squirrelflight, Jayfeather, Brambleclaw and Ivypool are pointing at Firestar*
Briarlight: Ok, Firestar....
Graystripe: Who else?
Briarlight: Sandstorm. Dustpelt. Spottedleaf.
- The four cats walk up to the stage*
Firestar: Hello, Brokenspine! What are we doing here?
Berrynose: Love Square.
Seedkit: Love Square.
Brindleface: Love Square.
Squirrelflight: ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
Dustpelt: Fine. A love square, Firestar.
Spottedleaf: Ahem? Pretty tortoiseshell she-cat waiting for a handsome ginger tom?
Firestar: Sandstorm, I thought you hated me. :/
Firestar: Go practice your gooey eyes on Dustpelt.
Dustpelt: Forever alone
Sandstorm: I'll love you!
Dustpelt: YAAAYYY SANDSTORM!
Spottedleaf: 'CAUSE DUSTPELT IS YOUR UNCLE, SANDSTORM!
Firestar: That's it. You are all being stupid. I'm calling Ferncloud.
Sandstorm: I still love him.
Firestar: Sandstorm, you can't date kin. Now go love a kittypet.
Sandstorm: EWWWW NO. I don't care if he's my uncle. I love him.
Spottedleaf: Firestar, just let them be together.
Molepaw: I'll get the duct tape!
Firestar: Why, Spottedleaf? I give up my nine lives I'm going CRAAAZZYYY.
Spottedleaf: Because then we can have perfect leader X medicine cat against-the-warrior-code kits!
Leafpool: HEY! I did that!
Spottedleaf: Some did it before it was cool.
Yellowfang: Hey! It was never cool!
Raggedstar: It was always cool.
Crowfeather: No. No. No. No. NOOOOO!!!!
Nightcloud: Don't give him bad memories! *hugs Crowfeather*
Crowfeather: EW! Don't hug me! Go hug a kittypet!
Smudge: YAY! Hugs!
Briarlight: Ok, we are done with time now.
Firestar: No! I still need to argue!
Briarlight: Do you want me to get Scourge?
Firestar: No! C'mon guys, let's go.
- Firestar takes Sandstorm, Dustpelt and Spottedleaf off the stage.*
Briarlight: Well, that's it! Tune in for the next episode of Warriors Chatbox.
Firestar: That was so short....
The next ones will be longer, I swear - Dark