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Latest revision as of 17:24, 6 February 2014
(This takes place right after Firestar's Quest.)
Firestar: Finally home! I hope Leafstar is doing good. (Turns on TV)
TV: Hello! We just witnessed Marty the Magnificent jump 500 feet on a motorcycle! Humans are soooo talented! Stupid cats could never do any better!
Firestar: WHAT?! THE DISRESPECT! THE DISHONOR! WE'LL SHOW THOSE STUPID TWOLEGS!
(Later, after Firestar gets judges and his own show.)
Announcer: She-cats and Toms! Welcome to Cats Got Talent! With the four leaders of the clans! Firestar, Crookedstar, Tallstar and Blackstar! Let's begin! First runner up: Crowfeather!
Crowfeather: Hello Nightcloud!
Nightcloud: Do good, honey!
Crowfeather: And hello Breezepelt!
Breezepelt: Go to Dark Forest!
Crowfeather: What a joker! I love you too, son!
Breezepelt: (Muttering) Why you little... (Interrupted by Crowfeather)
Crowfeather: I'll be swallowing swords!
Firestar: But it's way too dangerous!
Crowfeather: Duh! But I'm a daredevil! (Swallows 8 swords)
Tallstar: Amazing! If he plays his cards right, he may get a perfect 10!
Crowfeather: See? I've got this under con... OWWW! MY LIVER! OOOOH, THAT'S MY PANCREAS!
Crookedstar: Holy stuff! Medics!
(Medics rush on the stage.)
Blackstar: Well, he's officially off.
Firestar: Ew, what's this? Oh. (Walks up to Crowfeather in the ambulance.) Here's your heart, I found it under the judge's table.
Crowfeather:(Stammering) Thank... You...
Tallstar: Well, that blew logs. Who's next?
Feathertail: Oh, me!
Firestar: And what will you do, Feathertail?
Feathertail: (Getting heavy mountain climbing gear on.) I'm going to be the first cat to climb Mt. Everest.
Tallstar:That's crazy!
Feathertail: See you when I'm famous, y'all! (Climbs into chopper, parachutes down to Mt. Everest.
Crookedstar: This might work...
Blackstar: (Snorts) Yeah, right.
Feather tail starts climbing. She climbs for hours, eats a frozen corpse, and makes it 1 inch to the top.
Feathertail: Before I become famous and win, I think I'll yodel.
Firestar:(In slow motion.) N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
Feathertail yodels anyway.
Feathertail: YODELAYHEEHOOO! (Mountain of snow crushes her.)
Tallstar:0.0 ... She's disqualified, even though I would vote for her if the rules allowed it.
Crookedstar: NEXT!!
Scourge enters
Firestar: Scourge! I'll take you down again if I have to! (Jumps out of judge chair and beats scourge to a pulp.)
Scourge: Ooooooohhhhh. I feel really bad.
Tallstar: He was a contestant, Firestar!
Firestar: I know. I hate his guts, though.
Darkstar: I hate him as well.
Tallstar: You hate everyone.
Darkstar: Hey! I have feelings too!
Scourge: BE QUIET!
Firestar: Dang! You have some pipes!
Scourge: Yeah, that's why I'm singing In The End.
Firestar: Great! I love Linkin' Park!
Scourge: Ahem... ( In the highest and worst voice ever.) I TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR...
Firestar: UNACCEPTABLE! (Presses button. Scourge falls through a trapdoor.)
Scourge: There are spikes down here! What is this, Mortal Kombat?!
Firestar: Good idea(Puts on Scorpion mask. Shoots hand spear at Blackstar.)! Get over here!
Crookedstar: Hello? 911? Yes, I've got a leader gone bad. You'll be right there? Great(Hangs up phone.).
Tallstar: Don't worry, Firestar. The white men are going to take you to the happy hospital!
Orderlies come in.
Firestar: Stay back!
Orderly 1: Don't make me taze you, cat.
Firestar attacks and kills the orderlies, and flees the seen. Then, the next day...
Anchorman: The homocidal cat is still at large. Back to you, Carry.
Darkstar: That sucked.
Crookedstar: Agreed.
Tallstar: It was never meant to be. Cats shouldn't impersonate humans.
AND NOW YOU KNOW.
FIN