Once upon a random time, Rusty joined ChickenClan.
Blahstar - Brown tom with writing saying "Blah" on him.
Chickenpotato - Golden shiny tom that stole the name from Waterfang.
The Clan was to insane
Rustyfart - Brown tom that looks just like rust.
Spiderleg - The only warrior with a proper name that runs Warriors XM.
Leafpoo - She-cat that looks like poo.
Fartface - Green tom that looks like a fart.
Derpyface - Gray tom with derpy eyes.
Aidenpaw - The only sane cat in the Clan, a warrior that kept his apprentice name. Runs AidenTechFix business.
Jayjayfeather - The creator of this story
Warriors - The Spoof
Spiderleg: Updating Warriors XM! For channel one, the song I will put on is Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows!
Meanwhile, Sedgewhiskwhisk was in the car. She is from ChickenClan 2.
Radio: Pink, fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!
Sedgewhiskwhisk: Me hate that song :c
Passenger: HOWZ DARE U!
Sedgewhiskwhisk: *changes station*
Radio: Fart, fart, fart! Spider-
Sedgewhiskwhisk: Could be better.
Radio: This song is boring, this song is boring.
Passenger: *dies of boredom*
Aidenpaw: Where are da custacats?
Cat: MY COMPUTER WAH! WAH! IT HAS A VIRUS THAT I CAN'T GET OFF!
Aidenpaw: To get that fixed, it's 20.00.
Cat: But dat's a lot of money! Can't it just be 1,000.00?
Aidenpaw: WHAT!? YOU'RE WILLING TO PAY THAT MUCH!?
Cat: It's only worth a small basketcat.
Aidenpaw: *sighs* 20.00.
Cat: FINE! *gives it to Aidenpaw*
Aidenpaw drove to that cat's house.
Computer: Virus. Virus. Virus.
Aidenpaw: It's the Derp Virus! *faints*
Derpyface: HAHHAH! I INFECTED HIM!
Derpyface: What are you doing here?
Fartface: Drinking the worst drink ever and being bored, but I found something to do!
Derpyface: Can I join you?
Derpyface: Great! *sits on couch*
10 MILLION YEARS LATER.....
Derpyface: I'm not bored yet!
Fartface: I'm dead!
Fartface: I'm going to shake my butt now!
Fartface: *shakes butt like Robin* Oh yeah!
Derpyface: Me eyes! *dies*
Robin leads an attack of derpy poops to ChickenClan 1.
Rustyfart: Nu! It's an attack of derpy poops!!!!1111!!!!!!
Blahstar: PANIC! PANIC!
Rustyfart: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *panics and dies*
Blahstar: THE FIRE IS DEAD! THEREFORE, WE ARE DEAD! *dies*
Rustyfart: I'M ALIVE C:
Blahstar: THE FIRE IS ALIVE, THEREFORE, WE ARE ALIVE! *becomes reborn* MAMA!
Rustyfart: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BABY!
Babies with stinky diapers start falling from the sky.
Rustyfart: EW! *dies of stink*
Blahkit: THE FIRE IS DEAD, NOW WE'RE DEAD-
Reborn Rustyfart: *slaps*
Chickenpotato: Today, on CatTube, you will see me flush myself down a toilet!
A toilet appears.
Chickenpotato: *Jumps in and flushes self down it* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Toilet: *shows pictures of derpy warrior cats*
Toilet: Now you are going to the sewers.
Sewers: Toilet. Toilet.
Chickenpotato: Why are the sewers saying 'toilet'?
StarClan Cat: YOU ARE DESTINED TO BECOME A TOILET!
Chickenpotato: Wh- *turns into toilet*
Chickenpotato: Toilet. Toilet.
Aidenpaw: WHY AM I IN THIS CATS' HOUSE!?
Cat: You didn't fix the derp virus! SCAMMER! *throws out of house and takes money back*
Aidenpaw: Wait- *sighs*
Aidenpaw: If I didn't have Chicken, bok bok, Clan instinct, bok bok- WHY AM I SAYING BOK BOK, BOK BOK?
Cat: AHHH! CHICKENCLAN 1!
Aidenpaw: There's only one thing to do... *bombs ChickenClan camp*
Chickenpotato Toilet: *appears out of nowhere* Toilet. Toil- *is blown up*