Warriors - The Spoof

Once upon a random time, Rusty joined ChickenClan.

Alliegances

ChickenClan 1:

Leader:

Blahstar - Brown tom with writing saying "Blah" on him.

Deputy:

Chickenpotato - Golden shiny tom that stole the name from Waterfang.

Medicine Cat:

The Clan was to insane

Warriors:

Rustyfart - Brown tom that looks just like rust.

Spiderleg - The only warrior with a proper name that runs Warriors XM.

Leafpoo - She-cat that looks like poo.

Fartface - Green tom that looks like a fart.

Derpyface - Gray tom with derpy eyes.

Aidenpaw - The only sane cat in the Clan, a warrior that kept his apprentice name. Runs AidenTechFix business.

Jayjayfeather - The creator of this story

NOTHING ELSE

Warriors - The Spoof

Spiderleg: Updating Warriors XM! For channel one, the song I will put on is Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows!

Meanwhile, Sedgewhiskwhisk was in the car. She is from ChickenClan 2.

Radio: Pink, fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!

Sedgewhiskwhisk: Me hate that song :c

Passenger: HOWZ DARE U!

Sedgewhiskwhisk: *changes station*

Radio: Fart, fart, fart! Spider-

Sedgewhiskwhisk: Could be better.

Radio: This song is boring, this song is boring.

Sedgewhiskwhisk: AMAZEBALLS!

Passenger: *dies of boredom*

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Aidenpaw: Where are da custacats?

Cat: MY COMPUTER WAH! WAH! IT HAS A VIRUS THAT I CAN'T GET OFF!

Aidenpaw: To get that fixed, it's 20.00.

Cat: But dat's a lot of money! Can't it just be 1,000.00?

Aidenpaw: WHAT!? YOU'RE WILLING TO PAY THAT MUCH!?

Cat: It's only worth a small basketcat.

Aidenpaw: *sighs* 20.00.

Cat: FINE! *gives it to Aidenpaw*

Aidenpaw drove to that cat's house.

Computer: Virus. Virus. Virus.

Aidenpaw: It's the Derp Virus! *faints*

Cat: WAH!

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Derpyface: HAHHAH! I INFECTED HIM!

Fartface: YASS

Derpyface: What are you doing here?

Fartface: Drinking the worst drink ever and being bored, but I found something to do!

Derpyface: Can I join you?

Fartface: No

Derpyface: Great! *sits on couch*

10 MILLION YEARS LATER.....

Derpyface: I'm not bored yet!

Fartface: I'm dead!

Derpyface: WHAAAATTTTT

Fartface: I'm going to shake my butt now!

Derpyface: NUUUUU!

Fartface: *shakes butt like Robin* Oh yeah!

Derpyface: Me eyes! *dies*

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Robin leads an attack of derpy poops to ChickenClan 1.

Rustyfart: Nu! It's an attack of derpy poops!!!!1111!!!!!!

Blahstar: PANIC! PANIC!

Rustyfart: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *panics and dies*

Blahstar: THE FIRE IS DEAD! THEREFORE, WE ARE DEAD! *dies*

Rustyfart: I'M ALIVE C:

Blahstar: THE FIRE IS ALIVE, THEREFORE, WE ARE ALIVE! *becomes reborn* MAMA!

Rustyfart: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BABY!

Babies with stinky diapers start falling from the sky.

Rustyfart: EW! *dies of stink*

Blahkit: THE FIRE IS DEAD, NOW WE'RE DEAD-

Reborn Rustyfart: *slaps*

Blahkit: *dies*

Rustykit: Dangit.

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Chickenpotato: Today, on CatTube, you will see me flush myself down a toilet!

A toilet appears.

Chickenpotato: *Jumps in and flushes self down it* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Toilet: *shows pictures of derpy warrior cats*

Chickenpotato: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Toilet: Now you are going to the sewers.

Chickenpotato: NOOOOO!

Sewers: Toilet. Toilet.

Chickenpotato: Why are the sewers saying 'toilet'?

StarClan Cat: YOU ARE DESTINED TO BECOME A TOILET!

Chickenpotato: Wh- *turns into toilet*

Chickenpotato: Toilet. Toilet.

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Aidenpaw: WHY AM I IN THIS CATS' HOUSE!?

Cat: You didn't fix the derp virus! SCAMMER! *throws out of house and takes money back*

Aidenpaw: Wait- *sighs*

Aidenpaw: If I didn't have Chicken, bok bok, Clan instinct, bok bok- WHY AM I SAYING BOK BOK, BOK BOK?

Cat: AHHH! CHICKENCLAN 1!

Aidenpaw: There's only one thing to do... *bombs ChickenClan camp*

Blahkit: AHHHHH!

Chickenpotato Toilet: *appears out of nowhere* Toilet. Toil- *is blown up*

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Reborn Rustyfart: Bok! Bok! ChickenClan!

Blahkit: SHUT UP, THAT'S A HORRIBLE SONG!

Garfield appears out of nowhere.

Aidenkit: AHHHHHHHH! GRUMPY CAT! Wait, why did I just say that?

Derpyface: OMG! AIDENKIT IS BECOMING ONE OF US!

Aidenkit: Wait, Aiden, bok bok, ugh, kit!?

Garfield: Go away.

Blahkit: We shall never surrender!111!!!!

Reborn Rustyfart: AHHHHHHHH!

Blahkit: The fire is running away, so we should run too! AH!

The whole Clan runs in circles.

Garfield: Ugh...

Aidenkit: BOK! BOK! BOK! *is taken over by ChickenClan instinct*

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Spiderleg: What song? Oh, I know, Butt Butt!

Meanwhile, Goldenflowerfarting is in the car.

Radio: Butt, butt! ChikcenClan rules! Butt, butt!

Goldenflowerfarting: Nah.

Radio: Oh my StarClan, look at her butt!

Goldenflowerfarting: Noooooo

Goldenflowerfarting explodes because of the song.

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TBA