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Remaining cats[]

Cinderheart

Snowfur

Bumblestripe

Tigerheart

Dovewing

Firestar

Graystripe

Mapleshade

Bluestar

Hollyleaf

Ivypool

Ashfur

Squirrelflight

Ashfoot

Whitestorm

Frostfur

Tawnypelt

Brightheart

Gathering (featuring Darkeh and Spotty and Rainy and several warriors)[]

Polls[]

Spotty: Hai guys! Before we start, I've got a poll to share with y'all!


Spotty: Okay, that's it. Now onto the festivities! (does weird and random dance around the room)

(Rainy and Darkeh join her)

Spotty: When did you get here?

Darkeh: WHO CARES?

Rainy: WE'RE EPIC! :D

Spotty: alright, sure. :D

First contest: Prank calls![]

Spotty: we're all going to use Bluestar's cellphone and prank call someone!

Bluestar: What if they have caller ID? D:

Spotty: Cats don't have caller ID!

Dovewing: My mom does! D:

Spotty: Well, th-

Dovewing: wait, I got an idea. I'll use my cell instead.

Spotty: KK, let the games begin!~

Cinderheart: (calls Lionblaze)

(Lionblaze: Hello?)

Cinderheart: IMMA TRAP YOU IN A BOX!

(Lionblaze: OMG WTF BBQ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!)

Cinderheart: (hangs up) lulz.

Snowfur: (calls random number)

(Kestrelflight: Hello, this is Kestrelflight.)

Snowfur: Hello, this is Slenderman.

(Kestrelflight: OMG SLENDY I MISSED YOU! Can I hug you through the phone?)

Snowfur: (slowly hangs up with look of disgust on face)

Spotty: That was a fail. And a creepy one, at that.

Bumblestripe: (calls random number)

(Rainy's phone rings)

(Rainy: I'm sma-art! I'm sma-art! I'm smarty smarty sma-art! :D)

Bumblestripe: Do I get a second try? D:

Spotty: Nope.

Darkeh: Nope.

Rainy: Nope.

Bumblestripe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAW! (hangs up phone)

Tigerheart: (calls Ivypool)

(Ivypool: Hi, Ivypool speaking. Who might this be?)

Tigerheart: Oh, you know, Tigerheart.

(Ivypool: Oh, cool. So, why you calling?)

Tigerheart: I LOVE YOU.

(Ivypool: you know I know this is a prank call because I'm in the same room as you, right?)

Tigerheart: Crap.

Spotty: NO SECOND TRIES.

Darkeh: NO SECOND TRIES.

Rainy: NO SECOND TRIES.

Tigerheart: D:

Dovewing: muhuhuhuha >:D (calls Whitewing)

(Whitewing: Oh, hi Dovewing. Why are you calling? You aren't hurt, are you?!)

Dovewing: I'm pregnant. (evil face)

(Whitewing: OMG WHOSE KITS BECAUSE YOU KNOW IN THE BOOK THERE'S LIKE THREE GUYS WHO LOVE YOU)

Dovewing: (hangs up)

Spotty: Who wants Dovewing to be disqualified for her weird prank call, say mew.

Rainy: MEW MEW MEW MEW

Darkeh: MEW MEW MEW MEW.

Spotty: You are disqualified. Also, here's a breadfish.

Dovewing: Mrrow! (bats breadfish with paws and plays with it like a kitten)

Breadfish: I'd better get payed for this.

Spotty: Nah, let's not pay him.

(breadfish dies)

Firestar: (calls random number)

(Mistystar: Leader of RiverClan speaking. UGH I get so much phone calls.)

Firestar: So MANY.

(Mistystar: I know.)

Firestar: I know you know.

(Mistystar: I know you know I know.)

Firestar: I know you know I know you know.

(Mistystar: I know you know I know you know I know.)

Firestar: Now I'm just confused. (hangs up)

Graystripe: MEH TURN MEH TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (calls random number)

(Silverstream: UGH WHAT ARE YOU DOING CALLING ME I'M TRYING TO WATCH YOU DIE BUT THIS STUPID GATHERING THING IS ON INSTEAD!)

Graystripe: hiss. growl. (hangs up phone)

Mapleshade: I don't like prank calls.

Spotty: Too bad, you have to do one.

Mapleshade: Don't make me kill you.

Spotty: You could never kill me. (narrows eyes)

Mapleshade: Try me. (narrows eyes)

(then they have an epic fight that is too violent, too amazing, and too long to show. KK? KK.)

Spotty: (looks at Mapleshade's dead body) Do you think I overdid it a little?

Darkeh: Yeah, I think so. (twitchytwitch)

Rainy: (is huddling in corner, crying and scarred for life)

Spotty: Whitestorm?

Whitestorm: (uses oldness powers to bring Mapleshade back to life)

Spotty: You don't have to do a prank call, okay Mapleshade?

Mapleshade: Okay. Good. (does that weird 'I'm watching you' thing that people do sometimes. You know that thing?)

Bluestar: (calls Oakheart) BLOBBLEDYGOOGOOOGOOOP!

(Oakheart: Bluestar? O.o)

Bluestar: aaawwww (hangs up)

Spotty: That was weird.

Darkeh: (twitchytwitch more)

Rainy: (still scarred for life)

Spotty: WOW. I really DID overdo it.

Hollyleaf: (calls a dude)

(a dude: Why hello there Hollyleaf!)

Hollyleaf: HEY DERE! I'd like to get my nails done?

(a dude: Oh, sorry darling, we don't do that anymore.)

Hollyleaf: BUT YOU'RE A FREAKING NAIL PARLOUR! RIP-OFF! (hangs up)

Spotty: O.o

Darkeh: o.O

Rainy: O.o

Spotty: How was that a prank call?

Hollyleaf: (shrugs)

Ivypool: This is getting long and boring, can we stop now? I'm pretty sure nobody even wants to do a prank call O.o

Spotty: Okay, fine. Well, next time will ACTUALLY have some deaths. See you there!

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