Spotty: Hai guys! Before we start, I've got a poll to share with y'all!
Spotty: Okay, that's it. Now onto the festivities! (does weird and random dance around the room)
(Rainy and Darkeh join her)
Spotty: When did you get here?
Darkeh: WHO CARES?
Rainy: WE'RE EPIC! :D
Spotty: alright, sure. :D
First contest: Prank calls!
Spotty: we're all going to use Bluestar's cellphone and prank call someone!
Bluestar: What if they have caller ID? D:
Spotty: Cats don't have caller ID!
Dovewing: My mom does! D:
Spotty: Well, th-
Dovewing: wait, I got an idea. I'll use my cell instead.
Spotty: KK, let the games begin!~
Cinderheart: (calls Lionblaze)
Cinderheart: IMMA TRAP YOU IN A BOX!
(Lionblaze: OMG WTF BBQ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!)
Cinderheart: (hangs up) lulz.
Snowfur: (calls random number)
(Kestrelflight: Hello, this is Kestrelflight.)
Snowfur: Hello, this is Slenderman.
(Kestrelflight: OMG SLENDY I MISSED YOU! Can I hug you through the phone?)
Snowfur: (slowly hangs up with look of disgust on face)
Spotty: That was a fail. And a creepy one, at that.
Bumblestripe: (calls random number)
(Rainy's phone rings)
(Rainy: I'm sma-art! I'm sma-art! I'm smarty smarty sma-art! :D)
Bumblestripe: Do I get a second try? D:
Bumblestripe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAW! (hangs up phone)
Tigerheart: (calls Ivypool)
(Ivypool: Hi, Ivypool speaking. Who might this be?)
Tigerheart: Oh, you know, Tigerheart.
(Ivypool: Oh, cool. So, why you calling?)
Tigerheart: I LOVE YOU.
(Ivypool: you know I know this is a prank call because I'm in the same room as you, right?)
Spotty: NO SECOND TRIES.
Darkeh: NO SECOND TRIES.
Rainy: NO SECOND TRIES.
Dovewing: muhuhuhuha >:D (calls Whitewing)
(Whitewing: Oh, hi Dovewing. Why are you calling? You aren't hurt, are you?!)
Dovewing: I'm pregnant. (evil face)
(Whitewing: OMG WHOSE KITS BECAUSE YOU KNOW IN THE BOOK THERE'S LIKE THREE GUYS WHO LOVE YOU)
Dovewing: (hangs up)
Spotty: Who wants Dovewing to be disqualified for her weird prank call, say mew.
Rainy: MEW MEW MEW MEW
Darkeh: MEW MEW MEW MEW.
Spotty: You are disqualified. Also, here's a breadfish.
Dovewing: Mrrow! (bats breadfish with paws and plays with it like a kitten)
Breadfish: I'd better get payed for this.
Spotty: Nah, let's not pay him.
Firestar: (calls random number)
(Mistystar: Leader of RiverClan speaking. UGH I get so much phone calls.)
Firestar: So MANY.
(Mistystar: I know.)
Firestar: I know you know.
(Mistystar: I know you know I know.)
Firestar: I know you know I know you know.
(Mistystar: I know you know I know you know I know.)
Firestar: Now I'm just confused. (hangs up)
Graystripe: MEH TURN MEH TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (calls random number)
(Silverstream: UGH WHAT ARE YOU DOING CALLING ME I'M TRYING TO WATCH YOU DIE BUT THIS STUPID GATHERING THING IS ON INSTEAD!)
Graystripe: hiss. growl. (hangs up phone)
Mapleshade: I don't like prank calls.
Spotty: Too bad, you have to do one.
Mapleshade: Don't make me kill you.
Spotty: You could never kill me. (narrows eyes)
Mapleshade: Try me. (narrows eyes)
(then they have an epic fight that is too violent, too amazing, and too long to show. KK? KK.)
Spotty: (looks at Mapleshade's dead body) Do you think I overdid it a little?
Darkeh: Yeah, I think so. (twitchytwitch)
Rainy: (is huddling in corner, crying and scarred for life)
Whitestorm: (uses oldness powers to bring Mapleshade back to life)
Spotty: You don't have to do a prank call, okay Mapleshade?
Mapleshade: Okay. Good. (does that weird 'I'm watching you' thing that people do sometimes. You know that thing?)
Bluestar: (calls Oakheart) BLOBBLEDYGOOGOOOGOOOP!
(Oakheart: Bluestar? O.o)
Bluestar: aaawwww (hangs up)
Spotty: That was weird.
Darkeh: (twitchytwitch more)
Rainy: (still scarred for life)
Spotty: WOW. I really DID overdo it.
Hollyleaf: (calls a dude)
(a dude: Why hello there Hollyleaf!)
Hollyleaf: HEY DERE! I'd like to get my nails done?
(a dude: Oh, sorry darling, we don't do that anymore.)
Hollyleaf: BUT YOU'RE A FREAKING NAIL PARLOUR! RIP-OFF! (hangs up)
Spotty: How was that a prank call?
Ivypool: This is getting long and boring, can we stop now? I'm pretty sure nobody even wants to do a prank call O.o
Spotty: Okay, fine. Well, next time will ACTUALLY have some deaths. See you there!