Bramblestar: Hello, welcome to Warrior Cats TV! I am Bramblestar and wait, what? Hawkfrost, you are here!
Hawkfrost : Yes I am, and you wont be, if you lay a paw on me.
Bramblestar:*hiss* Now, today, we have 2 lucky winners who will talk in tonight's show.
Bramblestar: My love, could you please roll the 2 dice?
Squirrelflight: Right on it.
<Squirrelflight rolls dice>
Squirrelflight: Who sits at seats 3&52?
<Sandstorm glares at Spottedleaf>
Sqirrelflight: Wait, this is odd. I acidently rolled 3 dice. Come up, seat 23.
<Firestar pads up>
Bramblestar: Oh, oh, um, Squirrelfight, change the dice.
Squirrelflight: Can I please have Graystripe, Silverstream, Millie to talk on tonight's show?
Silverstream: I think Graystripe is the best mate a cat could have, unlike Millie.
Millie: I'm just lucky that I didn't die giving birth to his kits.
Graystripe: Sorry, Millie, but Silverstream is my first and true love. I still love you though
Millie: I knew it! I knew that you would chose Silverwhatsit over me!
Graystripe: But, Millie, please still be my mate
Bramblestar: Oh, oh, things have taken a terrible turn here.
Silverstream: Be quiet, Bramblestar. My Mate is sad
<Millie unplugs TV>
Crowfeather: Greetings welcome to warrior cats T.V. Today I am tonights host and today we are hosting a party!!!!!! And yes you can dance with cats from other clans.
Mistystar: When you say other clans you mean Leafpool don't you
Crowfeather: Umm no o_0
Crowfeather: Our D.J. today is one cat that we know as Dustpelt.
Dustpelt: Hi this song is for Sandstorm
<Plays Call me maybe>
Sandstorm: Um I would but what is a telaphone
Dustpelt: I do not know
<Plays gangnam style>
Brairlight: Man its realy hard to dance.
Jayfeather: Its realy hard to dance with you.
<Scourge stalks up>
Tigerstar& Firestar: Scourge!
Scourge: I want to change the song to bowsers castle from super mario galaxy
Scourge: muahahahaha Now I shall realese the beast
Tigerstar: too late me and Firestar reconized the trick and made the trap backfire
Scourge: But Im not traped
Firestar: If he isnt than what is
Leafpool: Um maybe The one she cat who was Crowfeathers first love
Feathertail: Ouch im trapped
Leafpool:let her be trapped
Russetfur: To late I called 911
Crowfeather: Thats the End of todays show Goodday
Leafstar: Hello welcome to the one and only aweso-
Mapleshade: Ya ya enough with the adgetives just get on with the show
Leafstar: Today our guest will be Bluestar and Deadfoot
Bluestar: Wait who in the name of starclan would chose me and deadfoot. You had Graystripe and Millie before, I want to speak to the creator of this show
Leafstar: Sure just click this signature02:26, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
Leafstar: All right now deadfoot tell us whats on your mind.
Deadfoot: My foot is dead
Leafstar: okay um put on the commercial brake creator
Bluestar: Allright hello um what should I say?
<Oakheart whispers in bluestars ear>
Bluestar:good idea. I fell in love and had kits with oakheart not thrushpelt and they are mistyfoot, stonefur and a dead one named mosskit. Also I lied about the fox
Reedfeather: nooo my grandma is thunderclan.
Leafstar: Thats a wrap to tonights show see you guys later
Tigerstar: Hello welcome to warrior cats T.V. today user hawkfrost_and_bramblestar let all the evil cats Talk on tonight's show!!!!!!! \_/
Tigerstar: Here we have the one cat that is truly evil (to the apprentices) here we have Mousefur.
Mousefur: Realy just cause I was cranky means I am considerd evil?
Hawkfrost: Lets just get on with it Mousefur has no evil plots to say
Mapleshade: Ive got an idea how about we all reincarinate ourselfs and when we all become leaders rule the world
Clawface: How about we just kill all the pretty medicine cats and steal the kits they are protecting
Brokenstar: 3 words Drive out windclan
Mousefur: Wait I have one why dont we be cranky to the apprentices
Hawkfrost: Ive got an idea how about we reincarnate ourselves be leaders drive out windclan then kill all the pretty medicine cats and steal the kits they are protecting and once we are done that be cranky to the apprentices
Spottedleaf: Hey noo fair
Clawface: <Kills Spottedleaf for the 3d time>
Clawface: Darn no kits
<Hawkheart comes in>
Clawface: Im soo sorry Tiggy but she is way to pretty to kill
Tigerstar: Clawface you said kill all medicine cats not all but one
Clawface: I love you Hawkheart lets be mates
Hawkheart: Only if you will be good
Barkface: Darnit I wanted to be his mate
Antpelt: <kills spottedleaf for the 4th time>
Scourge: Hey guys I got the reincarintor thinamobob ready everybody get in a line exept for Tigerstar and Hawkfrost
Tigerstar and Hawkfrost: Why
Scourge: Because I said so
Brokenstar: <Breaks machine
Scourge: You owe me 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$ and change your name name to brokestar
Brokestar: This is hummilating lets end the episode.
Hollyleaf: Welcome welcome my many fans
Fallen leaves: Woo woo go Hollyleaf yay
Jayfeather: Go away Fallen leaves the title is clearly warrior cats TV!
Hollyleaf: Today we are hosting part of the show so you think you can hunt.
Yellowfang: I do I do!
Jayfeather: Go to the dentist Yellowfang.
Hollyleaf: Stop being rude Jayfeather! You made my secret mate sad.
Jayfeather: You had a secret mate 0\o/0
Hollyleaf: Fallen leaves now jayfeather keep quiet or ill send an angry Lionblaze who has rabies at you!
<Jayfeather slinks away>
Hollyleaf: Today our hunter will be .....Purdy!
Everyone: No not Purdy
Purdy: *walks in with cowboy cloths* Howdy from the wild west crazy elders!
Snowfur: Mosskit close your eyes
Snowfur: Just do it!
One-eye: Yay I cant hear him or see him!
<Purdy catches 999999 peices of prey>
Hollyleaf: Next contestant is ......Lionblaze!
<Lionblaze catches 1 peice of prey>
Lionblaze: Purdy only left one T_T
Hollyleaf: Next one is.....Snowkit os
Snowkit (os): Yay Ill catch Lionblaze
Lionblaze:I bet you can't do that! I have powers
<Snowkit mauls Lionblaze>
Dovewing: How about we end the show
Hollyleaf: The winner is Snowkit(os)
Rowanclaw: Welcome to Warrior cats TV where I your Host/Hostest will um... Say someting?
Ashfoot: Wait are you a she or a tom?
Rowanclaw: Im both! I got gender changed in starlight!
Mistystar's unnamed kit: Yay another unknown gender!
Tawnypelt:*Ignores Mistystar's unnamed kit.* Say you are a tom beacause I need a mate.
Rowanclaw: Sure I'm a tom!
All the audience: YAY!!!!!!!!
Mistystar: Noes Rowanclaw choose my kit!
Reedfeather: No! Mom don't embarass me.
Rowanclaw: Oh of course! Ill be a she then.
Sandstorm: I love gender swapping
Dustpelt: Wait a second.....
L&S: TOM!! !Ahhhhhhhhhh
Dovewing: Who is going to end the show in a hilarious way?
A random twoleg: Me
<TV turns of magicly>
Feathertail: Hi everybody! Today you are going to get a carrer!
Stormfur: After a week we will look at the results and then make a show about it!
Leafpool: It could be a supermodel, Saloon worker, or a... Neuroscientest
Stormfur: Everybody vote.
Feathertail: The rusults for me are.....
Random cat in the crowd: Icecream!
Feathertail: No its Supermodel.
Fans in the crowd: *Rushs over to Feathertail*
Hawkfrost_and_bramblestar: Sorry but we haven't hired anybody yet.
Feathertail: *is dragged away by fans* Stormfur: Okay... Next is Brightheart!
Leafpool: It could be a Daredevil, Vet, or a Dog walker.
Stormfur: The anser is....
Random cat in the crowd: Icecream!
Stormfur: Litterly stop, thats getting annoying!
Random cat in the crowd: Icecream! Icecream! Icecream! Icecream! Icecream! Icecream!
Stormfur: *Dies of fustraition*
Leafpool: Somebody order a funeral.
Random cat in the crowd: I will.
Leafpool: While he does that, everybody voted, it' a.... Dog walker.
Episode 8 (FT: Jay/Holly)
Ravenpaw: Hi guys! Welcome to warrior cats TV! Its time for...
Yellowfang: Yellowfang's tourture class!
Everyone: NOOOOOO! *Leaves*
Jayfeather: If you stay we will give you cupcakes!
Everyone: *Comes back*
<Everyone gets cupcakes>
Yellowfang: Matheh, Algebraeh, Multiplication Divsioneh! *Starts saying math stuff*
Ashfur: Guys.... My cupcake is growling.....
Cherryfeather: *Jumps out* Greatings fellow friends! I AM CHERRYFEATHER A COW!!!
Ashfur: Cherryfeather! My mate
Yellowfang: Wait.... YOU MATED WITH RIVERCLAN!
Ashfur: No I mated with a Riverclan cat, not riverclan!
Firestar: Ashfur! How bad of you! Ill punish you! *Unsheaths claws*
Ashfur: Wait, Firestar your ment to be nice and boring!
Firestar: Oh yeah, I forgot! Well since I am the most terrible leader I will let you have NO punishment!
Cherryfeather: Yay! Thanks Firestar!
Yellowfang: *Falls on the ground and repeatidly starts facepawing*
Leafpool: I thought I was docter!
Swiftspirit: Oh wait, sorry I forgot! I'm ment to make an appearence, not be the docter! *Runs off to plan how to be feutured*
Cherryfeather: We need a docter!
Leafpool: *Head is flashing red like an ambulance* Docter is here!
Swiftspirit: *Steps on stage* We don't need you talking leafpool! *Is annoyed* Oh come on I said that too early! *Gets even more annoyed*
Jayfeather: Oh oh...
Swiftspirit: *Turns into an annoyed fireball*
<Studio blows up>
Episode 9 (FT Sky/Shine)
Cloudstar: Hello, welcome to warrior cats TV!
Skystorm: Whats a Tv?
Cloudstar: Its a big screen that has internet!
Shine: Your thinking of a computer!
Cloudstar: No ITS A TV!
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