Cloudtail: Yo, it's me again. Last time Jayfeather kicked Crowfeather's butt! Let's see who wins in this classic feud. Will it be Firestar, the former kittypet and hero of the forest? Or Tigerstar, the malicious and deadly cat that nearly destroyed the clans?
Firestar and Tigerstar walk onto a platform, which raises high.
Firestar: It's time to finish a battle of hate, but are sure you want to step up to the plate? You've showing your face, which isn't great, especially if before this the audience ate. I'll destroy the ugly evil that is you, so why don't you return with the other sick animals at the zoo?
Tigerstar: Shut up, you lazy kittypet! I'm the baddest cat you've ever met. My claws will send you to the vet. But, there is more yet. So if you keep on standing where you stand, I'll send your sorry butt back to ThunderClan!
Firestar: Wait a second, I smell fear! And it's coming from that hideous tom over there. He's shedding his rotten, stenching hair. You'd better start running, you scared little kit! 'Cuz if you don't, you'll take a hit!
Tigerstar: A pampered loser like you can not be wild.You have as much threat as a newborn child! Direct yourself off this stage, because you haven't even started to feel my rage.
Firestar: Did you forget, you squirming lice? If I remember correctly, I killed you twice. So you're the one wasting my time away. Go back to the Dark Forest where you can pout all day! Your face so ugly, your beat so stale, you're just an all around epic fail.
Tigerstar: I'll stitch your mouth shut with the dog teeth of Scourge after I kick your butt.
Firestar: He clawe you in half, you felt his wrath, you're feeling mine, I'm in my prime. You mess with success, ha, I'm the best. Feel the flow of my words, to your blackened soul. After I show it the light, I'll stab it with my rhymes, creating a HOLE!
- The word hole blasts Tigerstar clean off the stage.*
Cloudtail: What a sweet treat to eat... FIRESTAR WINS!
Firestar: He never wouldv'e won.
Tigerstar: You lucky little brat! I'll show you...
Cloudtail: Next time, it's a special romance battle... DAISY VS. BRIGHTHEART!