Be able to lie without anyone knowing it?
Always know when someone else is lying?
Be a friendless loser?
Have a load of friends who secretly hate you? (From the clique ;))
Sound like Elmo?
Sound like the grinch?
Lose an arm
Lose a leg?
Be rich and have no love in your life
Be poor and be happy? (I know its cliche but it's still quite a good one :D)
Be able to read everyone's mind and have everyone able to read yours?
Have no mind reading at all?
Be ugly and marry someone good looking
Be good looking and marry an ugly person?
Have very little good-tasting food to eat
Lots of bad-tasting food to eat?
Live somewhere exotic in a tiny house
Live somewhere regular and boring in a huge house(no travel)?