I'm a hundred and three... that was a lie. BUT I COULD BE. But I'm not. BUT I COULD BE. But I'm not. BUT I...

In case you can't guess where this blog is heading, it's my birthday! And I am fifteen years old. WOW. That's old. I got a guitar, a hat, and a nice pair of socks. Later on I shall go out to buy boots and books, because those things are awesome. So, guys, say happy birthday to me! Pwease? D:

On another note, I like giraffes. Giraffes are cool. Their TONGUES are BLUE. That's just awesome.

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