AND NOW… WHAT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR EVER SINCE I BROUGHT OUT THE FIRST EPISODE (two days ago :P)….
Winnie The Pooh Parody Chapter 2!!!
And without further adue... the parody
Cristopher Robin: Floatie
Chapter 2- In which Roo dances under the erm... Trouts...
Roo: Momma! I am sooo bored… Can I go play with my army?
Kanga: No! You have been playing with them too much! Why don’t you go play with your friends!
Roo: They are all busy! Pooh is too lazy, Rabbit is an old grouch who I don’t wanna play with and Tigger keeps disappearing for no reason. Last time it was because he was grounded even though he has no one to get grounded by!
(*coughMESSAGE TO MOONcough*)
Kanga: Then why don’t you go make new friends?
Roo: Like who?
Kanga: I don’t know… How about Piglet?
Roo: Does Piglet like Trout? *raises eyebrow suspiciously*
Kanaga: *chuckles* of course she does!
Roo: *nods wisely* seems like the perfect choice! Good bye! I am off to play with Piglet!
- Piglet is walking around when Roo bumps into her*
Piglet: Hello Roo what are you doing here?
Roo: You like Trout right Piglet?
Piglet: OF COURSE I DO!!!
Roo: YOU ARE MY NEW BEST FRIEND *hugs Piglet*
Narrator: *nods happily* Please do talk about how amazing he is or I will not shower TroutXSong candy over you.
Piglet: Trout is awesome! Jsdvgfhbmncjkidpoufhiv
Roo: What did you say after the part about Trout being awesome?
Piglet: I said hfbdsjopriyfghbdckbj
Roo: *slinks away awkwardly* Whatever you say Piglet
Piglet: *sticks out chest* I knew you would agree!
Narrator: *In bored voice* It’s spam Roo
Roo: Oh! Sounds like fun! Fdchjskdpifutygrfdhbvcjskijouhfgvhbjdskiurfdhcbjnfd
Narrator: >: O I ASKED FOR TROUT NOT SPAM!!!! *Showers dead Trouts over the hundred acre wood*
Piglet: IT WASN’T SPAM!!!
Readers: *snorts* Sure it wasn’t.
Piglet: IT WAS NOT SPAM!!!
Gopher: *comes out of hole* Look at what you have done Piglet! You’ve inflicted the wrath of the narrator upon us! Just because if some spam junk.
Piglet: IT WASN’T SPAM!!!
Gopher: *rolls eyes* Whatever you say. Don’t you know it is better to support BushXSong anyways.
Narrator: For that I will give you even more dead Trouts! *showers more dead trouts*
Gopher: *throws trout off his head* Yuck! You nasty little narrator *goes back into whole*
- trouts continue to shower*
Roo: *Singing* It’s raining! It’s pouring! The old man is snoring!
Piglet: *sniffs* Do you really think that it was spam ms.narrator?
Narrator: Of course I do!
Piglet: *sniffs loudly* If that’s how you feel I guess I will be going… *walks away* *comes back a second later* I almost forgot! Fhdjkfiugvfhbckjnskdifvuh *walks away again*
Roo: *continues dancing under the rain while making a mudkip face*
As before it is incredibly lame, and is composed mainly of inside jokes and my favorite parts of Winnie the Pooh (I have A LOT of them).