AND NOW… WHAT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR EVER SINCE I BROUGHT OUT THE FIRST EPISODE (two days ago :P)….

Winnie The Pooh Parody Chapter 2!!!

And without further adue... the parody

CastEdit

Cristopher Robin: Floatie

Pooh: Robo

Piglet: Misty

Tigger: Moon

Rabbit: Rainy

Eeyore:Jet

Kanga: Fuzzy

Roo: Ash

Gopher: Ninja

Owl: Feather

Narrator: Nighty

Chapter 2- In which Roo dances under the erm... Trouts...

Roo: Momma! I am sooo bored… Can I go play with my army?

Kanga: No! You have been playing with them too much! Why don’t you go play with your friends!

Roo: They are all busy! Pooh is too lazy, Rabbit is an old grouch who I don’t wanna play with and Tigger keeps disappearing for no reason. Last time it was because he was grounded even though he has no one to get grounded by!

(*coughMESSAGE TO MOONcough*)

Kanga: Then why don’t you go make new friends?

Roo: Like who?

Kanga: I don’t know… How about Piglet?

Roo: Does Piglet like Trout? *raises eyebrow suspiciously*

Kanaga: *chuckles* of course she does!

Roo: *nods wisely* seems like the perfect choice! Good bye! I am off to play with Piglet!

  • Piglet is walking around when Roo bumps into her*

Piglet: Hello Roo what are you doing here?

Roo: You like Trout right Piglet?

Piglet: OF COURSE I DO!!!

Roo: YOU ARE MY NEW BEST FRIEND *hugs Piglet*

Narrator: *nods happily* Please do talk about how amazing he is or I will not shower TroutXSong candy over you.

Piglet: Trout is awesome! Jsdvgfhbmncjkidpoufhiv

Roo: What did you say after the part about Trout being awesome?

Piglet: I said hfbdsjopriyfghbdckbj

Roo: WHAT???

Piglet: vfbdhciofuyrgbdchsjdioauf

Roo: *slinks away awkwardly* Whatever you say Piglet

Piglet: *sticks out chest* I knew you would agree!

Narrator: *In bored voice* It’s spam Roo

Roo: Oh! Sounds like fun! Fdchjskdpifutygrfdhbvcjskijouhfgvhbjdskiurfdhcbjnfd

Narrator: >: O I ASKED FOR TROUT NOT SPAM!!!! *Showers dead Trouts over the hundred acre wood*

Piglet: IT WASN’T SPAM!!!

Readers: *snorts* Sure it wasn’t.

Piglet: IT WAS NOT SPAM!!!

Gopher: *comes out of hole* Look at what you have done Piglet! You’ve inflicted the wrath of the narrator upon us! Just because if some spam junk.

Piglet: IT WASN’T SPAM!!!

Gopher: *rolls eyes* Whatever you say. Don’t you know it is better to support BushXSong anyways.

Narrator: For that I will give you even more dead Trouts! *showers more dead trouts*

Gopher: *throws trout off his head* Yuck! You nasty little narrator *goes back into whole*

  • trouts continue to shower*

Roo: *Singing* It’s raining! It’s pouring! The old man is snoring!

Piglet: *sniffs* Do you really think that it was spam ms.narrator?

Narrator: Of course I do!

Piglet: *sniffs loudly* If that’s how you feel I guess I will be going… *walks away* *comes back a second later* I almost forgot! Fhdjkfiugvfhbckjnskdifvuh *walks away again*

Roo: *continues dancing under the rain while making a mudkip face*

THE END

As before it is incredibly lame, and is composed mainly of inside jokes and my favorite parts of Winnie the Pooh (I have A LOT of them).

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