Since I am the ulitmate Winnie The Pooh fan, I decided to make my own parody of it. I can't make a page since it isn't warriors related so I just put it on this blog. It contains a lot of inside jokes, that only a few users will get :P
Cristopher Robin: Floatie
Chapter 1- In which there is a Bunnies VS Turtles war
Rabbit: *combing hair* It's so wonderful to be a rabbit! Nothing better to be!
Tigger: *jumps on Rabbit* Heya Rabbit!
Rabbit: (in weary voice) Hello Tigger.
Tigger:I bounced ya!
Rabbit: You sure did. If only all animals were as amazing as us bunnies. Then we would have no nonesense in this world.
Tigger: *spits* Bunnies? That would be the worst world I have ever seen! I say the whole world she be tiggers!
Rabbit: *spits back* TIGERS!!! That would be absolutly horrible! *wrinkles face in disgust*
Cristopher Robin: *walks up* What are you guys talking about?
Rabbit: How bunnies are the best things in the world.
Cristopher Robin: *sighs* I don't know... *turns to pooh* What do you think Pooh bear?
Pooh: Well... I would have picked Pooh bears, of course, but considering how useless we are I would have to say turtles.
Cristopher Robin: Why turtles?
Pooh: I dont know... Turtles just seem... I can't think of the word for it.
Owl: *flies in* I know the word you are thinking of! It must be turtley!
Pooh: Yes that is it!
Rabbit: *scoffs* well I think bunnies are way better than those wrinkly things.
Tigger: I still say Tiggers but i guess my second choice would be turtles.
Rabbit: *screams* WHY???
Narrator: *feels bored* I should spice this story up a bit...
A million turtles suddenly appear on the ground.
Rabbit: AHHHH! Where did there things come from!
Pooh: *points up* I believe it came from up there.
Rabbit: *shakes fist at sky* This isn't funny narrator!
Tigger: *Playing with turtles* Wook at these wittle things!
- turtles bites Tigger's finger*
Tigger: OW! OW! OW! OW! *begins bouncing around*
Gopher: *Gets out of hole in the ground* What all the racket about?
Rabbit: The narrator sent down a batch of turtles after we started arguing over whether turtles or rabbits are better.
Gopher: *looks at turtles* I say! Those aren't turtles they are tortoises! *points at Rabbit* And you aren' a rabbit. you are a hare!
Pooh: There is no difference between the two...
Gopher: OF COURSE THERE IS *goes into hole and pulls out book* *opens book and points at page* It clearly states the differences here.
Pooh: Who cares?
Gopher: I do!
Rabbit: It doesn't matter! We have to get rid of all these turtles
Gopher: You meant tortoises
Pooh: Why would you want to get rid of them?
Rabbit: Because bunnies are way better!
Pooh: No turtles are!
- piglet magically appears*
Piglet: Can't we all have peace?
Rabbit: Bunnies! Wouldn't you agree Chrisopher Robin?
Cristopher Robin: Well... I personally think turtles are way better...
Tigger: Turtles beat those stinky bunnies
Piglet: Can't we all have peace?
Gopher: I say this is a very dumb argument. I am outa here *dissapears back into whole*
Tigger: Well then
- everyone starts arguing while Piglet begs for peace*
Narrator: What a dumb argument? Why would anyone pick a bunny or a turtle when the best is obviously... NIGHT FURRIES
Narrator: Time to teach them a lesson *sends a million Night furries into the sky*
Rabbit: *looks up* Nighty furries! Run for your lives!
- everyone runs*
The end of Chapter 1