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We.Kill.The.Earth.And.Do.Nothing.To.Save.It

aka Night

  • I live in in your worst nightmares.
  • I was born on January 21
  • My occupation is destroying the world! Why? BECAUSE I CAN. And.... because I was offered pringles. Good deal, really.
  • I am staring at an empty toilet paper roll and wondering why I was ever stupid enough to prioritize food over toilet paper.
  • Bio Biography's... I really would prefer not to go into detail about my birth, as some would get rather squeamish if I described the entire event, so I'll simply say that I was born, and that I drank, and that I ate, and that I slept. The turning point in my life was when I was taken over by sloths. In fact, I am still a sloth agent, and my only will in life is to help the sloths seize control of the universe.
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ME SIGGIES


Greetings all you lonely travelers who have stumbled upon my travesty of a profile. Sorry about the mess of unfinished work and shattered dreams. I do try to clean up after myself, but I normally make it worse.

Oh, you're looking at the thing right there ->

If it's weird, good. If it's really informing about me, please tell me so I can make it sound more insaneish.

ABOUT MEH

Favourite Food: DINNER

Hobbies: Reading, writing, and hanging on here instead of being social.

Birthday: 21st of January

Best Warrior Cat Ships With Reasons:

Raven x Barley BECAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST TOGETHER

Leafpool x Mothwing because of Star

Blossomfall x Ivypool because of... AN AWESOME MEME

Bluestar x Thrushpelt BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST SHIP IN THE HISTORY OF BEST SHIPS. DIE OAKHEART.

Worst Warrior Cat Ships With Reasons

Firestar x Sandstorm because I LIKED IT WHEN SHE HATED HIM
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