Quotes by Others
I hate issuing bans. Anyone who likes to do it should never be an admin. Bans are the last resort, the most powerful weapon that exists on a wiki to curtail a problem users. They're used for users who will not learn, refuse to follow rules that they have been informed of, and users who are maliciously causing damage. They are not for users who make mistakes while editing an article. They're not for users who make unpopular edits. They're not to be used to teach lessons to users who make edits in good faith, even if those edits do not necessarily jive with consensus (bans should be used, however, if those users attempt to edit war following having the community consensus explained to them, and the conversations that established that consensus shown to them).
[On the Berlin Wall] That soldier and I speak the same language. We share the same history. But one of us is a zookeeper and the other is an animal, and I am never certain which is which.
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.
Sometimes people are beautiful.
Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears.
Forks are silver, spoons are silver, forks are forks, spoons are spoons. How obvious is that?
[On gay marriage] Damn right I support it.
It's always the most exciting for the n00bs.
If you look at the manner in which most men run their lives, you will conclude that it's more accurate to say, "Whom the gods would destroy, they first make stupid."
Quotes by Me
In real life I'm actually a fork saleswoman. I sell short forks and long forks, but I sell forks in the road to poets and sometimes even lap dances for variety.
It's the abs, Makiavel. They have a little pillow of fat over them for protection and guys really like that.
Roses are red,
Money is sex.
The other day I was going to class and a girl in the street said, "Hey, do you have a brother by chance?" And I replied, "Why, yes I do, he's two years younger than me." She then promptly asks me, "Are you two related?"
If you happened to walk through StarClan's forests, past the kits in the meadow, the old lovers by the stream, and the elders sunning on rocks, you would encounter a shadowy place.
I once stubbed my toe on a gravestone. It gave a new meaning to the term 'gravely injured'.
This afternoon an idea struck me for a fanfiction. Basically it was about this kittypet who wanted to survive in the forest, discovered a prophecy about herself, and went on to save the Clans for generations to come.