Hey guys, this is really more of a humorous thing. I got the idea from my buddy Icestar. You rock!
I have rated this story safe, if you even count it as a story.
NOTE: PLEASE stop putting adding things! This is my story, and I would appreciate if you didn't change it. I will edit this eventually, just not right now.
Warrior Cats Chat Room[]
Firestar has signed on.
Firestar: anybody on?
Graystripe has signed on.
Graystripe: Hey Firestar, what's up?
Firestar: ohai
nuthin much
U?
Graystripe: Why do you type like that?
Firestar: Idk.
Millie has signed on.
Millie: Hello fellows.
Graystripe: O_O
Firestar: lol
Millie: uhm....
Graystripe: Sorry, what were we talking about?
Firestar: me talking weird
Graystripe: Oh, right.
Millie: Oh sorry guys g2g hunting patrol
Graystripe: K
Firestar: C U l8r
Millie has signed off.
Graystripe: Stop talking like that! It's so annoying.
Firestar: Ok, fine.
Graystripe: Thank you.
...
Are you there Firestar?
Firestar: Sorry
Graystripe and Millie sitting in a tree.
Graystripe: Shut up!
Firestar: OoOoO~
Graystripe: FIRESTAR!
Firestar: <3 is in the air~
Graystripe has signed off.
Firestar: Awww
Sandstorm has signed on.
Sandstorm: Hey honey
Firestar has signed off.
Sandstorm: Oh he DID NOT
Squirrelflight has signed on.
Squirrelflight is now listed as single.
Squirrelflight: Hi mom.
Sandstorm: Hi honey. Shouldn't you be out marking the borders?
Squirrelflight: Shouldn't you be in the elders den?
Sandstorm: You'll have to wait awhile for that. Don't take your anger out on me, missy.
Breezepelt has signed on.
Breezepelt: Any Windclan cats here?
Squirrelflight: Wrong chat room.
Jayfeather has signed on.
Jayfeather: I didn't know they had brail laptops! This is so cool!
Sandstorm: Hi Jayfeather.
Jayfeather: Evening Sandstorm.
Squirrelflight: Hi Jayfeather.
Jayfeather: ...
Breezepelt: Hi Jayfeather! XD
Jayfeather: OMG WHAT IS HE DOING HERE
Squirrelflight: Breezepelt you're in the wrong chat room.
Lionblaze has signed on.
Lionblaze: Haaaaaai
Jayfeather: GET OUT!
Not you Lionblaze, Breezepelt
Lionblaze: Breezepelt is in here?
Sandstorm: Oh, fox-dung. I'm out of here.
Sandstorm has signed off.
Jayfeather: Yeah he needs to leave
Squirrelflight: I think I'm gonna leave to. O_O
Squirrelflight has signed off.
Lionblaze: Breezepelt if you don't get out right now Ima rip you to shreds
Breezepelt: haha ya right
Lionblaze: *rips breezepelt's pelt off*
Haha now you're just breeze!
Breezepelt: It doesn't work in chat room mouse brain lol
Jayfeather: Grrrrrrr
Lionblaze: Im gonna come to your territory and eat you
Lionblaze is now marked as busy.
Breezepelt: O_O
Jayfeather: I'm coming toooooo!
Jayfeather is now marked as busy.
Breezepelt has switched chat rooms.
Warrior Chat[]
Firheart has signed in.
Firheart: Hello??
Sandstrom has signed on
Sandstrom:WHERE IS GRAYSTRIPE!!!!!
Fireheart: ... I don't know!
Sandstorm has signed off
Graystripe has signed on
Graystripe: Is Sandstorm here?
Fireheart: No, What did you do?
Graystripe: I told Dustpelt she likes him...
Fireheart: Your in trouble!!!!!
Sandstorm has signed on
Sandstrom: OH YES HE IS!!
Graystripe: Sandstorm, i'm sorry. i over heard you and Cinderpelt taliking and someting about mates and then i heard Dustpelt
Sandstorm: No, i was saying who i liked, then Cinderpelt said i thought it was Dustpelt and i said no
Graystripe: then who do you like?
Fireheart has logged off
Sandstorm: If i tell you you must promise not to tell!
Graystripe: Ok i won't tell!
Fireheart is sneaking up on Sandstorm
Sandstorm: Its... Fireheart...
Friehear gasped and Sandstrom runs.
Fireheart: Wait!!! Sandstrom!!!
Jayfeather has logged on
Jayfeather: Hi Fireheart!!
Fireheart: What! Who are you!
Jayfeather: Hi Fireheart!!
Jayfeather: Hi Fireheart!!
Jayfeather: Hi Fireheart!!
Fireheart has a segure and faints
Graystripe: Hey Jayfeather!
Jayfeather: Hi Graystripe!!
Starclan Chat Room[]
Spottedleaf has signed on.
Spottedleaf: Hi guys! Guess where I've been!
Yellowfang: In Firestar's dreams... again?
Silverstream: lol
Spottedleaf: haha yellowfang you're sooooooo funny
Yellowfang: That wasn't a joke
Spottedleaf: oh
Silverstream: so where were you?
Spottedleaf: The Place of No Stars chat room
Yellowfang: Again?
Silverstream: O_O Why?
Spottedleaf: I was watching their conversation the whole time and they didn't know it! =D
Yellowfang: Did they find out about you?
Silverstream: more importantly, what did you find out about them?
Spottedleaf: well, they have karaoke night
Silverstream: Why don't we have a karaoke night?
Yellowfang: idk but we need one
Spottedleaf: and tigerstar loves to sing "I wanna hold your hand"
Yellowfang: omg lol
Silverstream: rofl
Spottedleaf: roflcopter
Yellowfang: What does that stand for
Spottedleaf: its like rofl only you put copter at the end
Yellowfang: oh
does it mean something
Spottedleaf: say it out loud it sounds funny
Yellowfang: haha yeah it does
Silverstream: hahahaha
Bluestar has signed on.
Bluestar: morning
wow they have great connection up here
Yellowfang: orly?
Bluestar: yarly
Silverstream: norly
Spottedleaf: lol
Silverstream: uhm graystripe is having issues again gtg
Yellowfang: k
Spottedleaf: bye
Bluestar: cya
Silverstream has signed off.
Bluestar: sooooo
Spottedleaf: i think i'm gonna go interfere with living cats
Bluestar: sounds like fun
Yellowfang: ugh
Spottedleaf has switched chat rooms.
Bluestar has switched to EVIL chat room.
Snowfur has entered chat room
Snowfur: Hi guys!
Guys...?
Hello. Tallstar: Hey Snowfur, I've got a joke for you!
Snowfur: Yes hmm?
Tallstar: So there were four cats in a field... a mom and three kittens. So the kittens wanted to know how they got their names. The first one asked, and her name was daisy. The mom said, "When you were born, a daisy fell on your head. The second one asked, and her name was grass. The mom said, "When you were born, a blade of grass fell on you head." The third one said "Bablelababhashle" and the mom said "Oh shut up cinderblock"
- crickets chirp*
Tallstar: Get it?
Snowfur: Tallstar that is so stupid.
Tallstar: I know...
RIVERCLAN CHATROOM
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Mistystar has logged on
mistystar: hi wassup peepx
peepz
hey...?
Hawkfrost has logged on
Hawkfrost: FOR THE LOVE OF STARCLAN GERROF THA STUPID ... UH... COPOOTR... IZ 3 AM
Mistystar: is not thrree ayem is ten
pm
Hawkfrost: ehrmagerd i dont freking care gerrof mah chatroom
Mistystar: are you drunk again?
wait... youre ded wut r u dooin heere
Hawkfrost: ... uh... gotta go nuther call cumin in
Hawkfrost has logged off
stormfur has loged on
stormfur: is....is he gone...?
Mistystar: GET BAK HEER OR ILL KILL YOU WE PROVED WE COULD DO THAT IN THE WAR ILL KILLYOU YOU (BEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP BEP BEEP BEEEEEP BEOP BOOP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
STORMFUR: O.O
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stormfur has changed his status to "getting the hell outta here for starclan's sake"
stormfur has logged off
Mistystar: . . . . . oh (beep)
Mistystar has changed her status to "ehrmagerd uh-oh"
Mistystar has purchased 9 lifetime supply of catnip beer
mistystar has "left the building"
Lionheart: erm, question! what is the term for humans in The Tribe of Rushing Water?!?!?!