Hey guys, this is really more of a humorous thing. I got the idea from my buddy Icestar. You rock!

I have rated this story safe, if you even count it as a story.

NOTE: PLEASE stop putting adding things! This is my story, and I would appreciate if you didn't change it. I will edit this eventually, just not right now.

THW BUTT

Firestar has signed on.

Firestar: anybody on?

Graystripe has signed on.

Graystripe: Hey Firestar, what's up?

Firestar: ohai

nuthin much

U?

Graystripe: Why do you type like that?

Firestar: Idk.

Millie has signed on.

Millie: Hello fellows.

Graystripe: O_O

Firestar: lol

Millie: uhm....

Graystripe: Sorry, what were we talking about?

Firestar: me talking weird

Graystripe: Oh, right.

Millie: Oh sorry guys g2g hunting patrol

Graystripe: K

Firestar: C U l8r

Millie has signed off.

Graystripe: Stop talking like that! It's so annoying.

Firestar: Ok, fine.

Graystripe: Thank you.

...

Are you there Firestar?

Firestar: Sorry

Graystripe and Millie sitting in a tree.

Graystripe: Shut up!

Firestar: OoOoO~

Graystripe: FIRESTAR!

Firestar: <3 is in the air~

Graystripe has signed off.

Firestar: Awww

Sandstorm has signed on.

Sandstorm: Hey honey

Firestar has signed off.

Sandstorm: Oh he DID NOT

Squirrelflight has signed on.

Squirrelflight is now listed as single.

Squirrelflight: Hi mom.

Sandstorm: Hi honey. Shouldn't you be out marking the borders?

Squirrelflight: Shouldn't you be in the elders den?

Sandstorm: You'll have to wait awhile for that. Don't take your anger out on me, missy.

Breezepelt has signed on.

Breezepelt: Any Windclan cats here?

Squirrelflight: Wrong chat room.

Jayfeather has signed on.

Jayfeather: I didn't know they had brail laptops! This is so cool!

Sandstorm: Hi Jayfeather.

Jayfeather: Evening Sandstorm.

Squirrelflight: Hi Jayfeather.

Jayfeather: ...

Breezepelt: Hi Jayfeather! XD

Jayfeather: OMG WHAT IS HE DOING HERE

Squirrelflight: Breezepelt you're in the wrong chat room.

Lionblaze has signed on.

Lionblaze: Haaaaaai

Jayfeather: GET OUT!

Not you Lionblaze, Breezepelt

Lionblaze: Breezepelt is in here?

Sandstorm: Oh, fox-dung. I'm out of here.

Sandstorm has signed off.

Jayfeather: Yeah he needs to leave

Squirrelflight: I think I'm gonna leave to. O_O

Squirrelflight has signed off.

Lionblaze: Breezepelt if you don't get out right now Ima rip you to shreds

Breezepelt: haha ya right

Lionblaze: *rips breezepelt's pelt off*

Haha now you're just breeze!

Breezepelt: It doesn't work in chat room mouse brain lol

Jayfeather: Grrrrrrr

Lionblaze: Im gonna come to your territory and eat you

Lionblaze is now marked as busy.

Breezepelt: O_O

Jayfeather: I'm coming toooooo!

Jayfeather is now marked as busy.

Breezepelt has switched chat rooms.

Warrior Chat

Firheart has signed in.

Firheart: Hello??

Sandstrom has signed on

Sandstrom:WHERE IS GRAYSTRIPE!!!!!

Fireheart: ... I don't know!

Sandstorm has signed off

Graystripe has signed on

Graystripe: Is Sandstorm here?

Fireheart: No, What did you do?

Graystripe: I told Dustpelt she likes him...

Fireheart: Your in trouble!!!!!

Sandstorm has signed on

Sandstrom: OH YES HE IS!!

Graystripe: Sandstorm, i'm sorry. i over heard you and Cinderpelt taliking and someting about mates and then i heard Dustpelt

Sandstorm: No, i was saying who i liked, then Cinderpelt said i thought it was Dustpelt and i said no

Graystripe: then who do you like?

Fireheart has logged off

Sandstorm: If i tell you you must promise not to tell!

Graystripe: Ok i won't tell!

Fireheart is sneaking up on Sandstorm

Sandstorm: Its... Fireheart...

Friehear gasped and Sandstrom runs.

Fireheart: Wait!!! Sandstrom!!!

Jayfeather has logged on

Jayfeather: Hi Fireheart!!

Fireheart: What! Who are you!

Jayfeather: Hi Fireheart!!

Jayfeather: Hi Fireheart!!

Jayfeather: Hi Fireheart!!

Fireheart has a segure and faints

Graystripe: Hey Jayfeather!

Jayfeather: Hi Graystripe!!

Starclan Chat Room

Spottedleaf has signed on.

Spottedleaf: Hi guys! Guess where I've been!

Yellowfang: In Firestar's dreams... again?

Silverstream: lol

Spottedleaf: haha yellowfang you're sooooooo funny

Yellowfang: That wasn't a joke

Spottedleaf: oh

Silverstream: so where were you?

Spottedleaf: The Place of No Stars chat room

Yellowfang: Again?

Silverstream: O_O Why?

Spottedleaf: I was watching their conversation the whole time and they didn't know it! =D

Yellowfang: Did they find out about you?

Silverstream: more importantly, what did you find out about them?

Spottedleaf: well, they have karaoke night

Silverstream: Why don't we have a karaoke night?

Yellowfang: idk but we need one

Spottedleaf: and tigerstar loves to sing "I wanna hold your hand"

Yellowfang: omg lol

Silverstream: rofl

Spottedleaf: roflcopter

Yellowfang: What does that stand for

Spottedleaf: its like rofl only you put copter at the end

Yellowfang: oh

does it mean something

Spottedleaf: say it out loud it sounds funny

Yellowfang: haha yeah it does

Silverstream: hahahaha

Bluestar has signed on.

Bluestar: morning

wow they have great connection up here

Yellowfang: orly?

Bluestar: yarly

Silverstream: norly

Spottedleaf: lol

Silverstream: uhm graystripe is having issues again gtg

Yellowfang: k

Spottedleaf: bye

Bluestar: cya

Silverstream has signed off.

Bluestar: sooooo

Spottedleaf: i think i'm gonna go interfere with living cats

Bluestar: sounds like fun

Yellowfang: ugh

Spottedleaf has switched chat rooms.

Bluestar has switched to EVIL chat room.

Snowfur has entered chat room

Snowfur: Hi guys!

Guys...?

Hello. Tallstar: Hey Snowfur, I've got a joke for you!

Snowfur: Yes hmm?

Tallstar: So there were four cats in a field... a mom and three kittens. So the kittens wanted to know how they got their names. The first one asked, and her name was daisy. The mom said, "When you were born, a daisy fell on your head. The second one asked, and her name was grass. The mom said, "When you were born, a blade of grass fell on you head." The third one said "Bablelababhashle" and the mom said "Oh shut up cinderblock"

  • crickets chirp*

Tallstar: Get it?

Snowfur: Tallstar that is so stupid. 

Tallstar: I know... 

RIVERCLAN CHATROOM

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Mistystar has logged on

mistystar: hi wassup peepx

peepz

hey...?

Hawkfrost has logged on

Hawkfrost: FOR THE LOVE OF STARCLAN GERROF THA STUPID ... UH... COPOOTR... IZ 3 AM

Mistystar: is not thrree ayem is ten

pm

Hawkfrost: ehrmagerd i dont freking care gerrof mah chatroom

Mistystar: are you drunk again?

wait... youre ded wut r u dooin heere

Hawkfrost: ... uh... gotta go nuther call cumin in

Hawkfrost has logged off

stormfur has loged on

stormfur: is....is he gone...?

Mistystar: GET BAK HEER OR ILL KILL YOU WE PROVED WE COULD DO THAT IN THE WAR ILL KILLYOU YOU (BEEEEEEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP BEP BEEP BEEEEEP BEOP BOOP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

STORMFUR: O.O

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stormfur has changed his status to "getting the hell outta here for starclan's sake"

stormfur has logged off

Mistystar: . . . . . oh (beep)

Mistystar has changed her status to "ehrmagerd uh-oh"

Mistystar has purchased 9 lifetime supply of catnip beer

mistystar has "left the building"

Lionheart: erm, question! what is the term for humans in The Tribe of Rushing Water?!?!?!

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