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PART ONE - Leafpool and Crowfeather inspire some cats
Leafpool: Jayfeather can you get me some tansy.
Jayfeather: No, mom.
Alderpaw: STOP FIGHTING!
Jayfeather: No, apprentice.
Brightheart: Jayfeather, Graystripe is getting sore
Jayfeather: No, loyal warrior of ThunderClan
Lionblaze: HEY JAYFEATHER WANNA GO VISIT CROWBUTT AND THROW FREETOS AT HIM!?
Jayfeather: STARCLAN YES!
Leafpool: *gasp* *teleports*
Everybody: ?
- IN WINDCLAN TERRITORY -
Leafpool: Crowbae I luv you
Crowbae: Leafypoo I luv you too
Leafypoo: Let's have kits.
Crowbae: Yes. Yes we shall.
Bluestar: Yaydrama *snaps paws and two kits are born*
Kit One: blAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Crowbae: Leafkit.
Leafypoo: HEY!
Kit Two: Salutation, mother and father. I have come from the scattered stars to wreck havoc enlighten the land.
Crowbae: Crowkit.
Crowkit: I am most honored.
Leafkit: SHUT UP AND FEEED ME SOME AMAZONIAN SMITHSONIAN BANANANANANANANANANAASSSS!!
Leafypoo: Crowbae you do it.
Crowbae: UH OKAY BAI HAHAHAHA!! *speeds off*
Leafkit: DADDY IS A DUM DUM! YAYYYY MORE FRIED CHICKEN ON A STICK OF BOTTLES! WOOOHOOOO *does backflip*
Crowkit: My sister seems to have flipped in a mid-air rotation. I am most pleased to be her loving kin. she will burn eternally under my wrath.
Leafypoo: Hide here, Jayfeather and Lionblaze are coming.
Leafkit: MORE MEAT FOR ME!
Lionblaze: HEY CROWBUTT FACE US LIKE A TOM- oW
Jayfeather: Lionblaze stop tripping over everything. Like that poor, poor ant. He had a whole life ahead of him. Unlike you, you have no life.
Lionblaze: Shut up and heal me.
Jayfeather: With an attitude like that i'll need healing.
Leafypoo: More or less.
Crowkit: Leafkit, dear sister, sit here while we wait for our mother to return. yess right there..
Leafkit: OKAY! *sits and falls on a fart cushion, screams and hits her head on a branch, falling unconscious at Crowkit's feet.
Crowkit: *cackles* Ahahahaha.. Foolish morons, they have no clue. *puts sister high in tree with ultra mega throw*
Part Two: Rowanstar finds Leafkit
Crickets: chirp chirp
Rowanstar: Alright, Violetpaw, you take the lead over there, Twigpaw, you take the lead over there. Crowfrost. check the trees with Tawnypelt, Stonewing, Wasptail, and Needlepaw.
Needlepaw: kk. *teleports into tree with Leafkit in it* OH HI *throws Leafkit down to Violetpaw*
Leafkit: *wakes up* mhmm eggplants.
Stonewing: *grabs rock and hits Leafkit's forehead with it*
Leafkit: My brother tried to kill me let's kill him.
Rowanstar: I LIKE THIS KIT LET'S KEEP HER!
Berrynose: I HEAR SOMETHING!!
Squirrelflight: LET'S KILL IT!
Sparkpaw: YEAH!
ShadowClan: *teleports back to their territory*
Part Three: Crowkit kicks butt
Crowkit: Mother, father, may I see who is the enemy.
Leafpool: Huh? Yeah sure dear.
Crowfeather: Nightcloud.
Nightcloud: *comes running* EW A LEAF x CROW KIT KILL IT!
Crowkit: *eats Nightcloud*
Crowfeather: I LOVE HIM.