Host: Hello there! I am Hawky and welcome to the Amazing Couples Gameshow! :D
(loud applause from the audience)
Hawky: Thank you! Thank you! Now, before we start let's have the Jokester come up! Come here, Jokester!
(Jokester runs up, waving her tail) Hi everyone! I'm Rosepetal! Now, who wants to hear a stupid joke?
(audience applauses)
Rosepetal: Well then here we go!
(dead silence. Crickets chirp)
Rosepetal: How do you spell cat backwards?
(audience shrugs)
Rosepetal: C-A-T-(space)-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S!
(audience cracks up laughter) :D
Hawky: Now; calling up our couples! First up: CinderXLion aka Cinderheart and Lionblaze!
(The couple walks on stage) (audience claps wildly)
Hawky: Welcome to the Gameshow!
Cinderheart: Thank you! (nudges Lionblaze)
Lionblaze: Oh, yes! Thanks.
Hawky: (rolls eyes) Now, have a seat in that first red leather loveseat.
(the couple sit down)
Hawky: Next up; SandXFire aka Sandstorm and Firestar!
(waltzes up on stage) (crowd cheers loudly)
Firestar: (Bows) Thank you for having us!
Sandstorm: It's an honor!
Hawky: Well, we couldn't have this gameshow without Warriors' longest couple!
(Crowd laughs)
Hawky: Now go sit on the loveseat opposite CinderXLion.
(walk away to loveseat)
Lionblaze: You guys are going down!
Firestar: (flicks his tail dismissively)
Lionblaze: (grunts)
Hawky: Well, it looks we have some competition between the tomcats!
Crowd: Ooooooooooooooohhhhh!
Hawky: Anyway. . . For our next couple: BlueXOak aka Bluestar and Oakheart!
(pad onto the stage) (audience cheers)
Oakheart: Hello everyone!
Bluestar: Thanks so much for having us!
Hawky: It all depends. . . are you happy to have us?
(crowd laughs)
Hawky: Just kidding! Now, go sit beside CinderXLion over there. On that red loveseat.
(They go sit down)
Hawky: Now, it's time for a break! We'll be back with our next couples here on: The Amazing Couples Gameshow!
(crowd applauses)
(crowd applauses)
Hawky: Now, we are back from the break! Now that we have our first three couples. . .(flicks tail)
(crowd quiets down)
Cinderheart: XD
Sandstorm: O.O
Hawky: It's time for our other couples to join us! Fourth up; SorrelXBracken aka Sorreltail and Brackenfur!
(pad onto the stage) (loud applause)
Hawky: Welcome to the Gameshow!
Brackenfur: It's an honor! :D
Sorreltail: (dips head) Thank you! :)
Hawky: Now, how about you two lovey-dovies go sit on that loveseat over there! (points)
(they go sit on the seat)
Brackenfur: OOOOWWWW! D:
Sorreltail: What happened? O.O
Cinderheart and Lionblaze: (chuckles)
Brackenfur: (pulls pinecone out of fur) I sat on a pinecone!!! D:
Cinderheart: (bursts out laughing)
Crowd: (laughs)
Sorreltail: D:
Brackenfur: EVIL PINECONE!!!! D:<
Hawky: (looks at Brackenfur like he's demented) Anyways. . . let's get along, shall we? I have a tight schedule!
(crowd laughs)
Hawky: :D Fifth up; FallenXHolly aka Fallen Leaves and Hollyleaf!
(pad onto stage)
Hollyleaf: (trembles)
Fallen Leaves: Hello! :D
Hollyleaf: (waves tail shyly) O_O
Hawky: (rolls eyes) What are you thinking there, Hollyleaf? Afraid you'll 'kill me' by accident?
(audience laughs)
Hollyleaf: D:< NOO!!!
Bluestar: (chuckles)
Oakheart: Come sit over there! (points tail)
(they go sit down)
Hawky: Now, sixth up; JayXHalf aka Jayfeather and Half Moon!
(crowd claps for Jayfeather) (some boos for Half Moon)
Hawky: (gulps) Welcome! (stares lovingly at Jayfeather)
(no-one notices)
Hawky: I am happy to have our 'ancient' couple here on the show!
Jayfeather: (snorts) Thank you. . .
Half Moon: It's great to be here. (sarcstically glances at Hawky)
Hawky: (sticks out tongue)
(they go to sit)
Hawky: Seventh up: CloudXBright aka Cloudtail and Brightheart!
(crowd cheers) (CloudXBright pad onto the stage)
Crowd: (gasp! at the sight of Brightheart)
Hawky: Excuse me, you mean audience! That is no way to treat a guest!
Crowd: (groans)
Brightheart: :'(
Hawky: If you continue like this I will summon Willowpelt!
Cloudtail: (threatens audience with teeth bared)
Crowd: (gasp) But Willowpelt will massacre us!!! D:
Hawky: Exactly!
(silence)
Cloudtail: Come on, my sweetheart. Let's meet the host.
Brightheart: (brightens up)
Hawky: Welcome to the Gameshow! I'm Hawky!
Cloudtail: :D Hi Hawky! It's an honor being here.
Brightheart: Yes! ;)
Hawky: Now, if you will kindly go sit over there on that loveseat beside Hollyleaf and Fallen Leaves.
Cloudtail: Okay.
(they sit down)
Cloudtail: CAN I NOM ON THAT ORANGE!?
Hawky: (nods)
Cloudtail: :D YAY! (noms on orange)
Hawky: Now, for our last couple; LeafXCrow!
(loud cheers and applause) (pad onto stage)
Hawky: Hello and welcome to The Amazing Couples Gameshow!
Leafpool: Glad to be here!
Crowfeather: (grunts)
Hawky: Since there is one loveseat left I will ask you to sit in the crocodile's mouth because that one is mine.
Leafpool and Crowfeather: O.O
Hawky: Just kidding!
(crowd laughs)
Hawky: Now go sit down!
Leafpool: (moves to the chair wearily)
Crowfeather: (rolls eyes) -_-
Hawky: We'll be back with more after the break!
(applause)
(applause)
Hawky: And we are back from the break! Now, I think everyone has been waiting long enough?
Crowd: (audience nods) Mmmhhmm. . .
Hawky: Well, then, I have good news for you! :D
(applause)
Hawky: Now, we will start the challenges. I will pick two shipping out of a hat, and they will be the ones we will focus on today. HAT PLEASE!!!
(Rosepetal brings the hat)
Hawky: (Looks inside) Rosepetal, why are there only TWO papers in this HAT!?
Rosepetal: (peeks inside) Umm. . . (takes one out) (reads) OOPS! I grabbed the wrong hat! These are my lame jokes! =_='
(crowd laughs)
Hawky: Now what are ye waiting for? GO GET THE OTHER ONE!
Rosepetal: (slinks away)
(crickets chirp)
Rosepetal: (Comes back with new hat)
Hawky: (peeks inside) Good! We have the right one!
Rosepetal: Thanks.
Hawky: (pats)
Hawky: Now, who's ready for the SHOW TO BEGIN!?
Crowd: Me! No, ME! MEEEE! MEMEMEEE!!! Moi! :DDDDDDD
Hawky: Okay! Let pick our first couple!
(silence)
Hawky: (reaches into hat)
(silence)
Hawky: (pulls out a paper)
(silence)
Hawky: (reads) (nods)
(crowd leans in)
Hawky: Well, our first couple happens to be. . .
(silence)
Hawky: We'll find out after the break!
Crowd: AWWWWWWW! D: D:< :( NUUUUUUU!!!
(applause)
(applause)
Hawky: And we're back after the break! Now, it's time to announce the two shippings!
(cheers and applause)
Hawky: The two shippings that will battle today are. . .
(crowd leans in)
Hawky: LeafXCrow and CloudXBright!
Lionblaze: NUUUUUU!
Cinderheart: (slaps)
Lionblaze; OWWW! (cries) D':
Cloudtail: (stops nomming on orange) I'M NOT DONE NOMMING ON MY ORANGE!!! D:
Brightheart:(Leaps to her paws) ALRIGHT! WOOHOO! :DDDD
Leafpool: D:
Crowfeather: You goin down Down DOWN!!!
Hawky: Well, it looks like we have our competition starting! Now, let's get this show on the road!
(applause)
(change in background)
Hawky: We are out in the open air! (takes huge breath)
Cloudtail: I still miss my orange. . . (cries)
Brightheart: Forget the orange!
Cloudtail: But I WANT MY ORANGE!! (pouts)
Brightheart: We can get another one!
Cloudtail: Well, it won't be the same!
Crowfeather: Shut up!
Hawky: Anyways, we will start with the water battle. Your objective is to reach that island all the way over there before your opponents do.
Leafpool: That's easy!
Hawky: Are you sure? You start at the bottom of the river.
LeafXCrow and CloudXBright: WHAT!?
Hawky: Yep, and you have to swim all the way there.
Crowfeather: (cries) D':>
Brightheart: (dies) -_-
Cloudtail: NUUUUUU! My love! (does CPR to Brightheart)
Brightheart: (revives) Wha. . .?
Cloudtail: O.O YAY! (licks Brightheart's face) I LOVE YOU!!
Brightheart: I --- I love you too. . .? XD
Hawky: DAWWWWW! So cute!
Crowfeather: (rolls eyes)
Hawky: We'll be back after the break! Stay tuned for more The Amazing Couples Gameshow!!!
(applause)
(applause)
Hawky: And welcome back to the Amazing Couples Game show! Our contestants have taken their places in the submarine at the bottom of the river.
(scene changes to submarine)
Crowfeather: This is so STUPID!
Leafpool: (nudges) I hate water! (growls)
Cloudtail: The worst part is that we have to swim to the top of the river. :(
Brightheart: (shivers)
Hawky: Shippings! Places!
(they take their places)
Hawky: Ready?
Cloudtail: (drags paw on floor)
Hawky: Set. . .
Leafpool: (quivers)
Hawky: (opens the door and gets into lifeboat) GO!!! :D
Cloudtail pushes himself up with Brightheart at his heels. Leafpool leaps with Crowfeather into the water.
Hawky: What a start! Currently, LeafXCrow is falling behind!
Crowfeather paddles upward like he is running in WindClan, while Brightheart is struggling with her good eye.
Hawky: Air is short. There is still fifteen meters to go.
Leafpool is kicking with her back legs, her tail waving strongly as she propels herself up. Cloudtail grasps Brightheart with his tail and they paddle together. Crowfeather seems to be leaving Leafpool behind!
Hawky: CROWFEATHER! Don't abandon you partner!
Leafpool paddles upward, soon catching up with Crowfeather. Brightheart and Cloudtail are close to the surface.
Hawky: Brightheart and Cloudtail have reached the surface. Now they must swim to the island!
Brightheart and Cloudtail swim strongly, but they are falling behind as tiredness sweeps through the shippings.