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NOW THEN, ONTO THE SPOOF!
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New Announcer: Welcome to Tallsta-
Tallstar: OH MY STARCLAN, JAYFEATHER! GO AWAY!
Announcer who is revealed to be Jayfeather: BWAHAHAHA! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS! *runs into crowd, crashing into various cats*
Cinderpelt: Hey!
Lionheart: Jayfeather!
Foxheart: What the heck!?
Leafpool: Heeeeey!
Jayfeather: *after crashing through the crowd, stumbles and falls at the paws of Ashfoot and Crowfeather* OH NUUUUUUUU! D:
(Ashfoot and Crowfeather drag Jayfeather away)
Jayfeather: *hissing and spitting*
Tallstar: Aaaaaaaaaaanyway, this is Tallstar Adverti-
New New Announcer: -ses television shows!
Tallstar: Who is it now!?
Greywing (WC): *le gasp* Thunder! My foster son! :D
New New Announcer who is revealed to be Thunder: Daddeh! :D *runs toward Greywing*
Greywing: *huggles Thunder*
Dustpelt: NUUUUUUU!
Greywing and Thunder: *both look at him* What?
Dustpelt: Too emotional! D:
Everyone except Dustpelt: -__-'
Tallstar: *points at Dustpelt* Security!
(Russetfur and Rowanclaw tackle Dustpelt and drag him away)
Dustpelt: *struggles* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
Tallstar: ANYWAY! This time, I am announcing...
THREE HOURS LATER
(All cats in crowd are asleep)
Tallstar: *speaks into megaphone* TV SHOWS!!!
(All cats jerk awake, looking around in bewilderment)
Onewhisker: So, how will this be set up?
Tallstar: So, I'll play a section of the show on the screen behind me.
Onewhisker: Ah, okay.
Tallstar: The first TV Show iiiiiiis... being shown on the screen behind me! *TV appears behind Tallstar*
Harry Paw-tter
Main Cast Bluestar - Dumbledore
Lionheart - Hagrid
Rusty/Firepaw - Harry
Greypaw - Ron
Sandpaw - Hermione
Tigerclaw - Snape
Mousefur - McGonagall
Dustpaw - Malfoy
Nutmeg - Aunt Petunia
Jake - Uncle Vernon
Rusty's brother whom I will give a name to/Duke - Dudley
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(Nutmeg, Jake, and Duke are in a big, warm cat bed, while Rusty is sleeping on the cold floor.)
Rusty: Ugh, why can't they remember my birthday for once?
(A banging sound from outside alerts all of them)
Lionheart: *breaks down the cat door*
Nutmeg, Jake, and Dudley: *all frozen with fear*
Rusty: *slinks behind a support beam for the house*
Lionheart: Sorry 'bout 'at. *pushes door back into place*
Duke: *scrambles away to sit between Nutmeg and Jake*
Lionheart: *looks at Duke* Well, Rusty. You're fatter than I expected, but-
Duke: I-I'm not Rusty...
Rusty: *comes out* I am.
Lionheart: *faces Rusty* I knew 'at. Oh, I've got somethin' fer ya'. *takes a tightly-woven bramble box-like thing out of his collar fur* Happy birthday, Rusty.
Rusty: *claws the brambles, tearing a hole in them* *sees a large sparrow, supposedly a birthday cake* Thanks. *puts the sparrow aside* Can you tell me who you are?
Lionheart: M' name's Lionheart.
(Duke drags the sparrow a tail-length away and starts to eat it)
Rusty: Why are you here?
Lionheart: You're a warrior, Rusty.
(TV cuts off to static)
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(Yowls of complaint rise from the crowd)
Tallstar: Quiet, quiet, quiet! *waits till all of the yowls die down* The next show iiiiiiiiiiiis...!
(TV flashes on)
Circle of Fortune
Starring...
Redtail as your host!
Hollyleaf, Jayfeather, and Lionblaze (Lionblaze: Yay! I'm on TV! :D) as the contestants!
And Bumblestripe (Bumblestripe: *is forced onto Circle of Forture stage in a pink, sparkly dress* I'm mortified for the rest of my life...) as your letter... revealer... thingy... ANYWAY, TO THE SHOW!
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Redtail: Welcome to-!
Crowd: CIRCLE! OF! FORTUUUUUUUUUUUNE!
Redtail: Revealing the contestants!
(First contestant, a black pelted she-cat, steps behind the first desk)
Redtail: *stuffs microphone into her mouth* Tell us your name!
She-cat: *pushes microphone away* Ahem. I'm Hollyleaf, and I come from ThunderCl-
Redtail: *throws Jay and Lion behind the other two desks* Let's get started! HOLLYLEAF! Would you like to spin theeeeee-!
Crowd: -CIRCLE! OF! FORTUUUUUUUUUUUNE!
Redtail: -or buy a vowel?
Hollyleaf: I'll spin the-
Crowd: *cuts her off* -CIRCLE! OF! FORTUUUUUUUUUUUNE!
Hollyleaf: Yeah, that. *spins the Circle*
Circle: *lands on a Vacation spot*
Hollyleaf: YES! :D
Circle: *turns one time and lands on the 'Lose a Turn' card*
Hollyleaf: D::::
Redtail: TOO BAD! Lionblaze, spin the-
Crowd: -CIRCLE! OF! FORTUUUUUUUUUUUNE!
Lionblaze: *grits teeth and spins the circle*
Circle: *lands on $1,000,000 spot*
Lion: YEAH! The letter I choose iiiiiiis... G!
Redtail: Any G's, Bumblestripe?
Bumblestripe: NOPE.
Lionblaze: *throws paws over head*
Redtail: Jayfeather, spin the-
Crowd: CIRCLE! OF! FORTUUUUUUUUUUUNE!
Jayfeather: *paw smacks Lionblaze in the head*
Lionblaze: OW!
Jayfeather: Oops. *spins circle*
Circle: *lands on UBER EPIC VACATION spot*
Redtail: Would you like to take a guess, Jayfeather?
Jayfeather: Hmmmmm... is it 'You are all idiots.'?
Redtail: YEEEEEUP!
Bumblestripe: *reveals the sentence*
Redtail: COME AGAIN, ALL OF YO- Um, H-Hollyleaf, Lionblaze? Why do you look so mad? Sheathe your claws! SHEATHE THEM!
(Curtain closes as Redtail's screams are heard, and then the TV turns to static)
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Tallstar: I'd SO join that show! Some of the satisfied stars are here! First, Ferncloud!
Ferncloud: *comes onto stage, waving like paid TV actress* I was on Circle of Fortune, and it was... um... *whispers* What was my line again?
Tallstar: *whispers* It was awesome! I won!
Ferncloud: And it was awesome! I won!
Tallstar: *throws her offstage* LAST SHOW!
Judge Millie
Judge - Millie
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Millie: *slams a mallet on the desk* Order, order in the court!
(Talking dies down)
Millie: What is the problem?
Goldenflower: *points at Tigerstar* He left my Clan and became mates with *voice turns scornful* her! *points a claw at Sasha*
Mllie: Hrm, so you still have feelings for Tigerstar, is that right?
Goldenflower: Yes.
Sasha: So you're accusing me!?
Goldenflower: Yup!
(Sasha and Goldenflower slap-flight)
Millie: Order! ORDER!!
Sasha: *pushes Golden away and crosses arms, sulking*
Millie: I pronounce... TIGERSTAR GUILTY WITHOUT ANY REAL EVIDENCE!
Tigerstar: Wha- wait, I have a contract! *is dragged away by two cats*
Millie: *thumbs-up pose*
(TV static)
Tallstar: IF YOU WANT TO BE ON ANY OF THESE SHOWS, DIAL 1-800-NOT A REAL-NUMBER TODAY! *curtains close in front of him*