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Warning[]

I wanted to state that there is minor cursing throughout this and that some things the characters say may make people uncomfortable(Ashfur and Squirrelflight) and are references


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Clear Sky and Jagged Peak[]

Jagged Peak: Clear Sky I think I just twisted my ankle and it is never going to be fixed

Clear Sky: why should I care

Jagged Peak: because I am your brother

Clear Sky: so

Jagged Peak:*looks shocked*

Clear Sky: Did you just make a face at me?! GET OUT! GET OUT OF HERE AND NEVER RETURN

Bluefur and Thistleclaw[]

Bluefur:Thistleclaw I am concerned that your apprentice is going to kill me. He is already pretending to murder his father.

Tigerpaw: *bites a stick pretending it is Pinestar*

Thistleclaw: oh yeah. Isn’t it great. I had to sit on him last gathering.

Bluefur: I think you should start teaching Tigerpaw something other than battle moves

Thistleclaw: *considers it* I DON’T CARE YOU WHINY LITTLE

Stonefur And Tigerstar[]

Stonefur: why would I kill these cats who have nothing to with me

Tigerstar: WHY ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME!?

Stonefur: because you are half SkyClan

Tigerstar: what’s SkyClan

Stonefur: I dunno. Anyways why are you whining about it

Tigerstar: OMG LIFE IS SO UNFAIR DARKSTRIPE GO KILL HIM

Darkstripe: yes senpai

Tigerstar: wut now

Mapleshade And Frecklewish(oh goodie)[]

Frecklewish: OMG ARE THOSE BIRCHFACE’S KITS?

Mapleshade: no you idiot

Frecklewish: OMG THEY ARE FIRCHBACE’S KITS

Mapleshade: their not

Tigerclaw and Ravenpaw(request)[]

Tigerclaw: *murders Redtail*

Ravenpaw: OMG YOU JUST KILLED SOMEONE

Ravenpaw: *puts paws over mouth*

Tigerclaw: yee

Ravenpaw: *runs into the forest and lives with Barley*

Tigerclaw: wimp

authors note 1[]

Hello! I hope you are enjoying this. But sadly, at this point I am starting to run out of ideas. So, if you have any recommendations, please share them in the comments down below.

Squirrelflight and Ashfur[]

Ashfur: I want to rip you open and French kiss all your organs

Squirrelflight: OH H**L NO!!!!!!!!!!

Ashfur: I want to take off your skin and put it over my skin, but not in a creepy way

Squirrelflight: IT IS CREEPY!!!!!!!!

Ashfur: Squirrelflight, I you to have my kittens

Squirrelflight: after this I think Tigerstar would be a better mate*walks away*

Ashfur: NOOOOO

I used some lyrics from a song by “Weird AL” Yankavic In Ashfur’s first two lines

Firestar, Spottedleaf, and Sandstorm(request)[]

Firestar: Spottedleaf I think I love someone else

Spottedleaf: wut

Sandstorm; *suddenly appears and wraps her arm around Firestar’s neck*

Firestar: this is my new wife

Spottedleaf:*Slaps Sandstorm across her face*

Thistleclaw and Spottedleaf[]

WARNING: this spoof contains minor cursing, young children be warned. But Spottedleaf’s Heart is weird anyways, so what do you expect.

Thistleclaw: hey, come with me alone tonight and tell no one

Owlmaks(the author): remember kids, if a adult tells you to go somewhere with them and not to tell anyone YOU TELL SOMEONE.

Anyways

Thistleclaw: hey, come with me tonight and tell no one that we are going out on a date no night

Spottedpaw: okay

That night

Spottedpaw: where am I?

Thistleclaw: you’re in hell

Spottedpaw: GOODBYE CLISTLETHAW AND SHAPLEMADE I AM BECOMING A DOCTOR

Mapleshade: I don’t like your girlfriend

Authors note about the previous spoof[]

I made a spoof about Thistleclaw and Spottedleaf, yay! Anyways, I did include something so the admins don’t think that I am supporting what goes on in Spottedleaf’s Heart and I am able to follow the wiki rules. Spottedleaf’s Heart is a BAD book, and that is why I included something so the admins do not get the wrong idea. I believe I am following the rules, but if I am not I will delete the spoof from this page.

Crowfeather and Breezepelt[]

There is cursing in this and a reference Hamilton

Crowfeather: *talking about Breezepelt* how does a bast-

Breezepelt: *smacks Crowfeather with a chair* YOU’RE A B****rd DAD

Onestar and Firestar(request)[]

Onestar: I hate you so much for no reason

Firestar: then why do you hate me?

Onestar: *thinks* the authors want me to

Hawkfrost and Brambleclaw[]

Brambleclaw: *screams because he sees Firestar caught in a fox trap)

Hawkfrost: OMG Brambleclaw, I thought you could take a joke!

Brambleclaw: KILLING A CAT ISN’T A JOKE

Hawkfrost: to me and dad it is

Brambleclaw: *stabs Hawkfrost in the neck with a stick*

Hawkfrost: *dies*

Later in the dark forest

Hawkfrost: *screams in terror because there are sticks everywhere*

Crookedpaw and Bluepaw[]

Crookedpaw: I met this girl and I’ll never forget the first thing she said to me.

Bluepaw: Hey, you have a broken jaw.

Crookedpaw: D:

Dovewing and Ivypool[]

Ivypool: OMG LIFE IS SO UNFAIR AND JYTDJ<YFJYTRSLIUYDLIUTHDILOUTHRSIUU:UI^DFHFVUKYTR

Dovewing: Ivypool you are taking this to personaly

Ivypool: SHUT WOVEDING

Graystripe and Silverstream[]

Silverstream: hello, how’s it going

Graystripe: well, I have a new wife

Silverstream: WHAT!?

Graystripe: yeah...

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