Warning[]
I wanted to state that there is minor cursing throughout this and that some things the characters say may make people uncomfortable(Ashfur and Squirrelflight) and are references
polls[]
Clear Sky and Jagged Peak[]
Jagged Peak: Clear Sky I think I just twisted my ankle and it is never going to be fixed
Clear Sky: why should I care
Jagged Peak: because I am your brother
Clear Sky: so
Jagged Peak:*looks shocked*
Clear Sky: Did you just make a face at me?! GET OUT! GET OUT OF HERE AND NEVER RETURN
Bluefur and Thistleclaw[]
Bluefur:Thistleclaw I am concerned that your apprentice is going to kill me. He is already pretending to murder his father.
Tigerpaw: *bites a stick pretending it is Pinestar*
Thistleclaw: oh yeah. Isn’t it great. I had to sit on him last gathering.
Bluefur: I think you should start teaching Tigerpaw something other than battle moves
Thistleclaw: *considers it* I DON’T CARE YOU WHINY LITTLE
Stonefur And Tigerstar[]
Stonefur: why would I kill these cats who have nothing to with me
Tigerstar: WHY ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME!?
Stonefur: because you are half SkyClan
Tigerstar: what’s SkyClan
Stonefur: I dunno. Anyways why are you whining about it
Tigerstar: OMG LIFE IS SO UNFAIR DARKSTRIPE GO KILL HIM
Darkstripe: yes senpai
Tigerstar: wut now
Mapleshade And Frecklewish(oh goodie)[]
Frecklewish: OMG ARE THOSE BIRCHFACE’S KITS?
Mapleshade: no you idiot
Frecklewish: OMG THEY ARE FIRCHBACE’S KITS
Mapleshade: their not
Tigerclaw and Ravenpaw(request)[]
Tigerclaw: *murders Redtail*
Ravenpaw: OMG YOU JUST KILLED SOMEONE
Ravenpaw: *puts paws over mouth*
Tigerclaw: yee
Ravenpaw: *runs into the forest and lives with Barley*
Tigerclaw: wimp
authors note 1[]
Hello! I hope you are enjoying this. But sadly, at this point I am starting to run out of ideas. So, if you have any recommendations, please share them in the comments down below.
Squirrelflight and Ashfur[]
Ashfur: I want to rip you open and French kiss all your organs
Squirrelflight: OH H**L NO!!!!!!!!!!
Ashfur: I want to take off your skin and put it over my skin, but not in a creepy way
Squirrelflight: IT IS CREEPY!!!!!!!!
Ashfur: Squirrelflight, I you to have my kittens
Squirrelflight: after this I think Tigerstar would be a better mate*walks away*
Ashfur: NOOOOO
I used some lyrics from a song by “Weird AL” Yankavic In Ashfur’s first two lines
Firestar, Spottedleaf, and Sandstorm(request)[]
Firestar: Spottedleaf I think I love someone else
Spottedleaf: wut
Sandstorm; *suddenly appears and wraps her arm around Firestar’s neck*
Firestar: this is my new wife
Spottedleaf:*Slaps Sandstorm across her face*
Thistleclaw and Spottedleaf[]
WARNING: this spoof contains minor cursing, young children be warned. But Spottedleaf’s Heart is weird anyways, so what do you expect.
Thistleclaw: hey, come with me alone tonight and tell no one
Owlmaks(the author): remember kids, if a adult tells you to go somewhere with them and not to tell anyone YOU TELL SOMEONE.
Anyways
Thistleclaw: hey, come with me tonight and tell no one that we are going out on a date no night
Spottedpaw: okay
That night
Spottedpaw: where am I?
Thistleclaw: you’re in hell
Spottedpaw: GOODBYE CLISTLETHAW AND SHAPLEMADE I AM BECOMING A DOCTOR
Mapleshade: I don’t like your girlfriend
Authors note about the previous spoof[]
I made a spoof about Thistleclaw and Spottedleaf, yay! Anyways, I did include something so the admins don’t think that I am supporting what goes on in Spottedleaf’s Heart and I am able to follow the wiki rules. Spottedleaf’s Heart is a BAD book, and that is why I included something so the admins do not get the wrong idea. I believe I am following the rules, but if I am not I will delete the spoof from this page.
Crowfeather and Breezepelt[]
There is cursing in this and a reference Hamilton
Crowfeather: *talking about Breezepelt* how does a bast-
Breezepelt: *smacks Crowfeather with a chair* YOU’RE A B****rd DAD
Onestar and Firestar(request)[]
Onestar: I hate you so much for no reason
Firestar: then why do you hate me?
Onestar: *thinks* the authors want me to
Hawkfrost and Brambleclaw[]
Brambleclaw: *screams because he sees Firestar caught in a fox trap)
Hawkfrost: OMG Brambleclaw, I thought you could take a joke!
Brambleclaw: KILLING A CAT ISN’T A JOKE
Hawkfrost: to me and dad it is
Brambleclaw: *stabs Hawkfrost in the neck with a stick*
Hawkfrost: *dies*
Later in the dark forest
Hawkfrost: *screams in terror because there are sticks everywhere*
Crookedpaw and Bluepaw[]
Crookedpaw: I met this girl and I’ll never forget the first thing she said to me.
Bluepaw: Hey, you have a broken jaw.
Crookedpaw: D:
Dovewing and Ivypool[]
Ivypool: OMG LIFE IS SO UNFAIR AND JYTDJ<YFJYTRSLIUYDLIUTHDILOUTHRSIUU:UI^DFHFVUKYTR
Dovewing: Ivypool you are taking this to personaly
Ivypool: SHUT WOVEDING
Graystripe and Silverstream[]
Silverstream: hello, how’s it going
Graystripe: well, I have a new wife
Silverstream: WHAT!?
Graystripe: yeah...