Cloudtail:Welcome everyone! This, as you who have had the bravery to stick around know, is The Warrior Show!
Cat:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cloudtail:I have a secret weapon!*blasts cat to the moon*
Cat:*quiet*booooooooooooo
Cloudtail:well, we'll just ignore him. Well, for the new viewers, lets meet our judges.
Cat watching on TV:After this part it gets good.
Cloudtail:Mousefur!*shivers*Darkstripe! AND... FIRESTAR!!!!
Sandstorm:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloudtail:wow thats a record, SECURITY!
.*you know what happens*
Sandstorm:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BYES CLUDYPAILS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cloudtail:She didn't even say my nickname right. Well, the first contestant today iiiiiiiiiiiisssssss... ASHFUR!
.*silence*
Ashfur: Hi! Today I'll be catching a wild Peecachoo or whatever.*shows a kit dressed in a Pikachu costume
Kit:Get me away from him.
Ashfur:*throws stone at kit and hits her*YES! I CAUGHT A PEECACHOO!
Kit:MOMA! THAT WEIRD CAT THREW A STONE AT ME AND NOW HES DANCING.
Kit's Mom(who happens to be chief of security):ASHFUR, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR KIT ABUSE AND HORRIBLE DANCING! I SENTENCE YOU TO 36,789,175,091,659,419,402,632,781 MOONS IN PRISON!
Ashfur:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cloudtail:That's more annoying than Sandstorm.
Sandstorm:HAH...
Cloudtail:That doesn't mean you're NOT annoying! Ok.., now lets go to our special guest today, STORMWILLOW!
Stormwillow:Er, hi?
Cloudtail:How do you feel to be on this show?
Stormwillow:Well, I don't really know. I never heard of this until Stormver showed it to me.
Cloudtail:And whos...
Stormwillow:She created me, just like Erin created you.
Cloudtail:And whos...
Stormwillow:Don't Ask.
Cloudtail:Anything else?
Stormwillow:Can I go now? I need to get back to FlameClan.
Cloudtail:A...
Stormwillow:Don't ask that either. Bye.
Cloudtail:Well, ok! Moving on we have our next contestant who IIIIIISSSSSS... IVYPOOL!]
Ivypool:I'll be doing a magic trick! Hawkfrost! Come here!
.*Hawkfrost walks in
Livypool:GET IN THE BOX!
Hawkfrost:But...
Ivypool:NOW!
.*Hawkfrost gets in*
Ivypool:Now! I'll make Hawky dissappear!
Cloudtail:Hawky?
Ivypool:Don't ask.
Cloudtail:WHY CAN'T I ASK ANYTHING????? D:
Ivypool:Not my problem. Now ABRA CA MOUSCA! VOLELA CASQUIRREL! HAWKFROST, DISSAPPEAR!
.*poof*
Ivypool:*opens box to find it empty* GASP! IT WORKED!!!!!! :D Ok, now for him to REAPPEAR! ABRA CA MOUSCA! VOLELA CASQUIRREL! HAWKFROST, REAPPEAR!
*nothing happens*
Ivypool:I SAID ABRA CA MOUSCA! VOLELA CASQUIRREL! HAWKFROST, REAPPEAR!
*poof*
Ivypool:*opens box* HOLY STARCLAN!
Cloudtail:what?
Ivypool:ITS A FOXGER! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cloudtail:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Wait, what are we screaming about and whats...
Ivypool:a fox-badger
Cloudtail:Oh, ok... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*two hours of screaming later*
Ivypool:lol, it was a joke, see? heres, Hawky!
Cloudtail:...
Judges:Nice!
Guy on Speaker:Well we're just about out of time!
Cloudtail:What? But...
Guy on Speaker:You screaming wasted more than half the time.
Cloudtail: ok fine. Well that just about wraps up this show! We'll see you next time! If u stick around!
TBC