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| Book 3 | ||
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| Preceded by: Dovepaw's Deranged |
Jayfeather's stash | Succeded by: Lionblaze... I dunno what he does. Something. |
(Continued from Dovepaw's Deranged)
Dovepaw: "I meant to tell you, Jayfeather-"
Jayfeather: "DO YOU KNOW HOW SACRED THOSE COOKIES ARE?"
Dovepaw (shrinking back): "Maybe not sacred, but the yummy levels of those cookies are through the roof!"
Jayfeather: "You ATE them?"
Dovepaw: "No- of course not- I mean maybe- yes- but just one- okay, okay, the whole stash but still...."
(Jayfeather's claws come out)
Jayfeather (advancing menacingly towards Dovepaw): "The price you pay for eating those cookies is death!"
(Lunges at Dovepaw)
(Hollyleaf's head shapes in the clouds)
Hollyleaf: "JAYFEATHER! LIKE, STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!"
(Jayfeather lets go of Dovepaw and gives her a menacing look)
Hollyleaf: "This is all like, bloody, and violent, so you should like, make up and eat like, a bag of catnip to like, calm yourselves down."
Jayfeather: "But she stole my cookies! And ATE them!"
Hollyleaf: "WHAT? HELLO, DOVEPAW?! Those cookies were made with Jayfeather's prophecy-cat-only cookie making skills!"
(Kills Dovepaw with a bolt of lightning)
(Dovepaw's head appears next to Hollyleaf's)
Dovepaw: "Wait, Hollyleaf! I'M one of the three prophecised cats. Does this mean I could have just made cookies like that?"
Hollyleaf: "Yes. Yes it does."
Dovepaw: "WHAT? But that means you didn't have to kill me! You did it for no reason!"
Hollyleaf: "Oh well. I just felt like killing someone today. Besides, StarClan rocks! There a pool parties, and more cookies than you can eat!"
Dovepaw (Brightening): "Wow! That sounds awesome! But I'm kind of a tomboy cat, and-"
Hollyleaf: "Glad you think it rocks! Hey, you can hang with Feathertail and me!"
Dovepaw: "I think that's a grammatical error-"
(Feathertail's head appears next to Dovepaw's)
Feathertail: "Hey, Doveypawey! Like, whatever. Like, awesomeness. Like, let's paint each other's nails! Like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like!
Dovepaw: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~Fin~