This is a crackfic collab founded by Hermione.
Part One[]
Hermione6720: *Sits at computer, typing away*
Jayfeather: *Pads in* Ahem.
Hermione6720: Not now.
Jayfeather: Good day, young twoleg.
Hermione6720: *Turns around* Holy-
Jayfeather: we of the Clans have come to express a few complaints.
Hermione6720: *Mouth hangs open*
Jayfeather: We feel it is unfair that you twolegs are aloud to write fanfictions about us with no regard-
Hermione6720: *Raises hand* Hold up. Why are you telling me? I'm not an admin!
Jayfeather: Yes, but your stories stink anywa so I figure i'd do you a favor.
Hollyleaf: *sticks head in* Oh no he di'int!
Hermione6720: *wipes tear* That. . . that just hurts.
Jayfeather: See? I'm making your boring fanfiction interesting already!
Hermione6720: . . .
Dustpelt: *Sticks head in* Oh yes he did.
Jayfeather: And so, back to my point, we are making fanfics about you!
Hermione6720: Gee. Thanks.
Jayfeather: You are totally welcome!!!!!
(Hermione6720's room suddenly transforms to Game Show studio.)
Hermione6720: What the heck????
Jayfeather; *Is now at podium. Clears throat* And our first story is by . . . Hollyleaf!
Hollyleaf: Thank you! Thank you! *Curtsies*
Hermione6720: And you say I'm a bad writer? How can a cat curtsy?
Hollyleaf: Get over it! *Voice changes back to sickly sweet* This story is a crackfic.
Hermione6720 has Thai[]
One day Hermione6720 went to get Thai food. He had to much and died. The End.
Hermione6720: you stupid cats never cease to amaze me. Thats a story?
Hollyleaf: *reads definition from dictionary* Archaic. An account of-
Hermione6720: No, I mean there was no depth or anything to it. And I promptly die.
Hollyleaf: And the crackfics about us are filled with hapy endings?
Hermione6720: *Mutters darkly*
Jayfeather: And now, for our new guest of honor. Give it up for . . . Forestpaw13!
Forestpaw: *Is dragged in, tied and gagged*
Hermione6720: oh dear god!
Jayfeather: *Hops down. Rips gag off Forest* Good evening Forest! So, how does it feel to be featured on Hermoone6720's extremely boring page!
Forestpaw *Gasps for air* stupid . . . cats . . .
Hermione6720: I know, right?
Jayfeather: Tsk, tsk tsk! Twolegs have no manners. *Promptly coughs out hairball*
Forestpaw: ...
Hermione6720: ...
Jayfeather: presenting... Brokenstar!
Brokenstar: *Enters* OMG, Forestpaw this is such a pleasure.
Forestpaw: Speak for yourself!
Brokenstar: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spottedleaf: *sticks head in* Ohhhhhh
Brokenstar: I wanted to do a dark, dramatic story.
Forestpaw's Dark, Dramatic Story[]
Prologue[]
Forestpaw shuddered as she moved his mouse to tyhe block button, and slowly pressed it.
Chapter One: Seven Days Later[]
"Forest- how could you do this to me?" typed Zaffie angrily on Forest's page.
"I had to-" she typed sadly. "You made a minor edit without marking it."
"I was young, okay?" Zaffie messaged. "Young, and foolish. Just give me a second chance."
"I- I would. But . . . I can't."
"WhY? Why Forest? I thought you were my friend?"
"I-"
"That's it. This banana isn't staying here no more. I'm going to. . . quit the wiki!"
"*Gasp*"
"User blog:Zaffie/Leaving"
I am sorry, my friends, but I am tired of this cruel, inimaginable-
Forest: Torment! Cruel and horrid torment! *Bangs head on table*
Hermione6720: *Wakes up abruptly*:Wha?
Jayfeather: Now, now. Poor Brokenstar wasn't finished!
Brokenstar: *Pretends to cry*
(Wall Explodes)
Birchy:*Runs in with gun* Paws up! This is the Resistance.
Jayfeather: *puss in boots eyes*
Birchy: Awwww
(One Minutes later)
Birchy: *Is tied up* Let me go!
Hermione6720: Thatcat stopped being cute about three minutes ago when he insulted my fanfctions.
Jayfeather: *completely ignores* And now for a new fanfiction by...
Drum Roll
Jayfeather: SPOTTEDLEAF!
Random Cat: *Runs on stage, and whispers in Jayfeather's ear, than exits*
Jayfeather: Due to spottedleaf's inconsiderate fading from every plane of existence in a desperate bid to save the Clan she loves, I'm afraid the story must now be shared by... *tear trickles down cheek* Our backup.
Crowd: *Gasps*
Jayfeather; Everyone, please welcome....Purdy. *runs out screaming*
Crowd:*Begins screaming and begins to run for the exits which slam shut as Purdy enters*
Hermione6720: Whatever it is,I bet it can't be worse than what we've already heard.
Purdy: *Jumps in wearing Elvis outfit. Gives ear piercing shriek* Hello, Kinkow!
Birchy: *puts out hand for money*
Purdy: I wrote a story especially for y'all. It goe slike this:
Is This Even A Fanfic?[]
A bad! A bad romance! Rarara-
Forestpaw: I think this is the part we're supposed to scream hysterically fro them to kill us.
Birchy: Ask him. He created this article. *points to Hermione*
Hermione: Hey this isn't my fault.
Purdy: *Yells to crowd* None of this could've happened without hsi help. *Points to Hermione*
Crowd: *Charges at Hermione*
Birchy: *To Forest* So, how wre we going to explain his death to Arti?
Forestpaw: We could blame Anons. ThT always works.
Hermione:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
- Screen Experiences Static. Channel switches to Dora wiki, where she is also rebelling*
Dora: Die! Die *Cracks chair against admin's head*
- Screen experiences static and returns to this wiki. Hermione6720 is covered in cats*
Hermione6720: I should have stuck to percy Jackson fanfiction.