WEEK TWO, NOMINATIONS[]
Rules: Only Ravenpaw, Mousefur, Thornclaw, Daisy, Ivypool, Dustpelt or Spiderleg can be nominated
Superpower Holder: N/A
Rosepetal: Wow. I can't believe it's nominations time. Woo.'
Ivypool: I wish you were up! Then I'd nominate you for being boring!
Rosepetal: Now I'm nominating you.
Runningwind: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! DON'T NOMINATE MY LOVE!
Ivypool: PLEASE NOMINATE ME!!!!!!!
Runningwind: DON'T!
Ivypool: DO!
Daisy: WHY IS LIFE SO CONFUSING!?
Spiderleg: Wait! Yellowfang, you have powers, right?
Yellowfang: Yes.
Ravenpaw: TELL US WHO'S GOING TO HOME!
Redtail: Yeah! Tell us!
Yellowfang: Okay, okay!
Leafpool: Yay! This is going to be awesome? Don't you think so. guys? I do! YAY!
Spottedleaf: (punches Leafpool)
Mousefur: But... But Medicine Cats don't punch! D:
Spottedleaf: (punches Mousefur)
Mousefur: NUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Yellowfang: EVERYONE SHUT UP!
(silence)
Leafpool: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (faints)
Yellowfang: (waves paw over crystal ball) Oh, wise crystal ball! Tell me who will be the first evicted! Ommmmmmmmm! Ommmmmmmmmm! Ommmmmmmmmm! A-HA! I have the answer!
Everyone but Yellowfang: WHAT IS IT!?
Yellowfang: The crystal ball says Ravenpaw!
Ravenpaw: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Big Brother: All housemates to the lounge.
(in the lounge)
Big Brother: Housemates, for the first time this year, it's time to nominate.
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Big Brother: Remember, this week, only Ravenpaw, Mousefur, Thornclaw, Daisy, Ivypool, Dustpelt and Spiderleg can be nominated.
Ravenpaw: I'm only up because Redtail is a cheater!
Redtail: HEY! I DON'T CHEAT!
Ravenpaw: CHEATER!
Big Brother: Also note that you can nominate for any reason you like. All housemates, to the nominations room.
(in the nominations room)
Big Brother: We'll start with the ones up for nomination. Thornclaw, to the chamber.
(Thornclaw enters)
Big Brother: Thornclaw, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. Nominate now.
Thornclaw: For 3 points I nominate DUSTPELT because I don't think he's being ungrateful. He's been given the opportunity of a lifetime and he's wasting it by hiding from everyone and calling them weirdos.
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.
Thornclaw: For 2 points I'm going to nominate DAISY. This is a strategic vote, I think everyone's a little starstruck since they're competing against the former host, and I don't think they'll nominate her.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
DUSTPELT 3
DAISY 2
Ivypool 0
Mousefur 0
Ravenpaw 0
Spiderleg 0
Thornclaw 0
Big Brother: Daisy, to the chamber.
(Daisy enters)
Big Brother: Welcome, Daisy. Looking forward to finally being able to nominate?
Daisy: Yes! I've been waiting 2 whole seasons for this!
Big Brother: Then let's not keep you waiting. Daisy, you have 5 points to nominate-
Daisy: I KNOW! I was the host for 2 seasons, remember?
Big Brother: Fine then, snappy. Nominate now.
Daisy: For 4 points I nominate IVYPOOL because she wants to go home.
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left.
Daisy: For 1 point I nominate SPIDERLEG because I think he'll nominate me.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
IVYPOOL 4
DUSTPELT 3
DAISY 2
Spiderleg 1
Mousefur 0
Ravenpaw 0
Thornclaw 0
Big Brother: Ivypool, to the chamber.
(Ivypool enters)
Big Brother: Ivypool, you have 4 points to nominate 2 housemates. Nominate now.
Ivypool: For 4 points I nominate MYSELF because I want to get away from Runningwind!
Big Brother: Why not nominate Runningwind?
Ivypool: Because if I get out first, I'll have time to get a restraining order. But if he goes out first, he'll ambush me at my eviction.
Big Brother: Good plan. Accepted. You have 1 point left.
Ivypool: For 1 point I nominate THORNCLAW because he distances himself from the group.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
IVYPOOL 8
DUSTPELT 3
DAISY 2
Spiderleg 1
Thorncclaw 1
Mousefur 0
Ravenpaw 0
Big Brother: Mousefur, to the chamber.
(Mousefur enters)
Big Brother: Mousefur, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. Nominate now.
Mousefur: Hm... Well, I can't nominate Spiderleg or Thornclaw because I mentored them, I can't nominate myself, and I can't nominate Ivypool because everyone else will, and that will just waste my points. So that leaves Ravenpaw, Dustpelt and Daisy. '
Big Brother: Is this going somewhere?
Mousefur: YES IT IS! NOW, SHUT UP! I'M THINKING!
Big Brother: Okay, jeez.
Mousefur: I've got it! For 3 points I nominate RAVENPAW because I don't know him as well as the others. If I keep him in the house, it could work against me in the future.
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.
Mousefur: For 2 points I nominate DAISY because I prefer Dustpelt over her, and I already said I couldn't nominate the others who were up..
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
IVYPOOL 8
DAISY 4
DUSTPELT 3
RAVENPAW 3
Spiderleg 1
Thornclaw 1
Mousefur 0
Big Brother: Spiderleg, to the chamber.
(Spiderleg enters)
Big Brother: Spiderleg, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. Nominate now.
Spiderleg: For 3 points I nominate THORNCLAW because he's distancing himself from the group.
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.
Spiderleg: For 2 points I nominate DAISY. She doesn't like me, and that's dangerous in this game.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
IVYPOOL 8
DAISY 6
THORNCLAW 4
Dustpelt 3
Ravenpaw 3
Spiderleg 1
Mousefur 0
Big Brother: Dustpelt, to the chamber.
(Dustpelt enters)
Big Brother: Dustpelt, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. Nominate now.
Dustpelt: For 4 points I nominate IVYPOOL. If she's gone, Runningwind won't be weird anymore.
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left.
Dustpelt: For 1 point I nominate SPIDERLEG because I don't trust him.
Big Brother: Why not?
Dustpelt: It's something about him. He's just odd. He doesn't talk to us much. Maybe he's the mole?
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
IVYPOOL 12
DAISY 6
THORNCLAW 4
Dustpelt 3
Ravenpaw 3
Spiderleg 2
Mousefur 0
Big Brother: Ravenpaw, to the chamber.
(Ravenpaw enters)
Big Brother: Ravenpaw, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. Nominate now.
Ravenpaw: For 3 points I nominate SPIDERLEG because I have no idea who he is, and that will work against me in the future.
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.
Ravenpaw: For 2 points I nominate DAISY for the same reason.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
IVYPOOL 12
DAISY 8
SPIDERLEG 5
Thornclaw 4
Dustpelt 3
Ravenpaw 3
Mousefur 0
Big Brother: Now for the others. Redtail, to the chamber.
(Redtail enters)
Big Brother: Redtail, nominate now.
Redtail: For 3 points I nominate RAVENPAW for calling me a cheat! I didn't even cheat!
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.
Redtail: For 2 points I nominate DUSTPELT for calling me weird!
Big Brother: How did he do that?
Redtail: He repeatedly said he was in a house full of weirdos.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
IVYPOOL 12
DAISY 8
RAVENPAW 6
Dustpelt 5
Spiderleg 5
Thornclaw 4
Mousefur 0
Big Brother: Spottedleaf, to the chambber.
(Spottedleaf enters)
Big Brother: Spottedleaf, nominate now.
Spottedleaf: For 4 points I nominate THORNCLAW. He tried to trick me by telling me he knew where my burger was, Luckily, I didn't listen.
Big Brother: Do you think he might be the mole, Spottedleaf?
Spottedleaf: Actually, yes, I do.
Big Brother: You know the mole can't get evicted until they're revealed, don't you?
Spottedleaf: Yes.
Big Brother: Then why are you nominating Thornclaw if you think he's the mole?
Spottedleaf: Because, if he's up, he might blow his cover.
Big Brother: Then accepted. You have 1 point left.
Spottedleaf: For 1 point I nominate IVYPOOL because I feel bad for her, so I'd like her to be evicted so she can get a restraining order on Runningwind.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
IVYPOOL 13
DAISY 8
THORNCLAW 8
Ravenpaw 6
Dustpelt 5
Spiderleg 5
Mousefur 0
Big Brother: Runningwind, to the chamber.
(Runningwind enters)
Big Brother: Runningwind, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. Nominate now.
Runningwind: For 3 points I nominate RAVENPAW for trying to keep me away from my love!
Big Brother: How did he do that?
Runningwind: He dragged me off her!
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.
Runningwind: 2 points to DUSTPELT. He never tried to help my love when she went insane.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
IVYPOOL 13
RAVENPAW 9
DAISY 8
THORNCLAW 8
Dustpelt 7
Spiderleg 5
Mousefur 0
Big Brother: Rosepetal, to the chamber.
(Rosepetal enters)
Big Brother: Rosepetal, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. Nominate now.
Rosepetal: For 3 points I nominate IVYPOOL because she called me boring and she wants to go home.
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.
Rosepetal: 2 to MOUSEFUR for continuously calling me Kristen Stewart.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
IVYPOOL 16
RAVENPAW 9
DAISY 8
THORNCLAW 8
Dustpelt 7
Spiderleg 5
Mousefur 2
Big Brother: Graystripe, to the chamber.
(Graystripe enters)
Big Brother: Graystripe, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. Nominate now.
Graystripe: For 4 points I nominate IVYPOOL so I can punish Runningwind. That'll teach him to find his cheeseburger faster than me!
Big Brother: Harsh, but accepted. You have 1 point left.
Graystripe: 1 point to THORNCLAW for distancing himself from the group.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
IVYPOOL 20
RAVENPAW 9
THORNCLAW 9
Daisy 8
Dustpelt 7
Spiderleg 5
Mousefur 2
Big Brother: Yellowfang, to the chamber.
(Yellowfang enters)
Big Brother: Yellowfang, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. Nominate now.
Yellowfang: For 4 points I nominate RAVENPAW so I can make my prediction come true!
Big Brother: Why? Why would you need to nominate Ravenpaw so your prediction comes true? Aren't you supposed to be psychic? Are you a phoney, Yellowfang?
Yellowfang: (nervously) Um... No. No I'm not! (waves paw over crystal ball frantically) Ommmmmmmmm, I predict Big Brother will be slapped in the face! (slaps Big Brother in the face)
Big Brother: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Okay, okay! You're a psychic! Accepted. You have 1 point left.
Yellowfang: For 1 point I nominate SPIDERLEG because I don't really trust him.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
IVYPOOL 20
RAVENPAW 13
THORNCLAW 9
Daisy 8
Dustpelt 7
Spiderleg 6
Mousefur 2
Big Brother: Finally, Leafpool, to the chamber.
Leafpool: Oooh, chamber time!
(Leafpool enters)
Big Brother: Leafpool, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. Nominate now.
Leafpool: For 3 points I nominate IVYPOOL so she can go home and get that restraining order!
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.
Leafpool: Um... for 2 points I nominate DUSTPELT for constantly saying we're all weird!
Big Brother: Accepted. Nominations are over. All cats, to the lounge.
FINAL TABLE:
IVYPOOL 23
RAVENPAW 13
DUSTPELT 9
THORNCLAW 9
Daisy 8
Spiderleg 7
Mousefur 2
(in the lounge)
Big Brother: Housemates, I will now reveal the cats nominated and the number of points they received. On 23 points, IVYPOOL.
Ivypool: YAY! THANKS FOR NOMINATING ME! WOOOOOOOOO!
Runningwind: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! How dare you all nominate my love!?
Big Brother: On 13 points, RAVENPAW.
Ravenpaw: None of this would've happened if Redtail wasn't a cheat!
Big Brother: On 9 points, DUSTPELT.
Dustpelt: Thanks, weirdos!
Big Brother: And also on 9 points, THORNCLAW.
Thornclaw: Right.
Big Brother: Ivypool, Ravenpaw, Dustpelt and Thornclaw, at the end of the week, one of you WILL be evicted. That is all.
Ivypool: Please be me!
Runningwind: PUBLIC, SAVE MY LOVE!
WEEK TWO, DAILY SHOW[]
(at 2AM)
Ivypool: (is dreaming) Yes, court. I'd like a 6,000,000 metre restraining order on Runningwind. Yes, he's a stalker. GIMMIE THAT RESTRAINING ORDER!
Big Brother: (puts hand over Ivypool's mouth) WAKE UP!
Ivypool: (licks Big Brother's hand)
Big Brother: Stop it! Stop it! (hits Ivypool) STOP IT!
Ivypool: Owwwwwwww! D: What are you doing?
Big Brother: Abducting you.
Ivypool: Why?
Big Brother: The producers ran out of ideas. Anyway, the cats have to find you, That's what the whole show's going to be about.
Ivypool: Wait a minute, does this mean I get to be away from Runningwind?
Big Brother: For some time, yes.
Ivypool: EEEEEEEE! Abduct me, then.
Big Brother: Wha- you aren't meant to want to be abducted!
Ivypool: (runs in to Big Brother's car) ABDUCT ME!
Big Brother: Fine, but can you at least scream? It'll be more realistic that way.
Ivypool: Only as you're driving off.
Big Brother: (starts the car and drives off)
Ivypool: (screams)
(6 hours later)
Runningwind: (wakes up and yawns) Good morning, my lo-
(Ivypool is not there)
Runningwind: D: MY SWEET LITTLE IVY!
Rosepetal: What is it. OMSC. What's going on.
Runningwind: IVYPOOL'S GONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! D:
(the entire group gathers in the lounge)
Yellowfang: Where could she have gone?
Daisy: Surely not too far!
Spiderleg: What do we do?
Runningwind: Call 000! IT'S AN EMERGENCY! MY LOVE IS GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Ravenpaw: (kicks Runningwind in the head) SNAP OUT OF IT!!
Runningwind: (is knocked out)
Spottedleaf: Well, now he can't.
Mousefur: Idiot.
Leafpool: I think we should call 000! That's a good idea! Redtail, could you do that, please?
Redtail: On it!
(Redtail dials 000)
Operator: 000, what's your emergency?
Redtail: A cat is missing! We need- SUPER LEMON CAKE OF DYNAMITE!
Operator: Excuse me, sir?
Redtail: OOMPA LOOMPA POTATO MIDGET! EAT A FRUIT CAKE!
Operator: Sir, 000 isn't a joke. Goodbye.
(Operator hangs up)
Redtail: They hung up!
Dustpelt: As anyone would.
Runningwind: HOW DARE YOU!?
Spiderleg: Redtail! D:
Redtail: I'm sorry! I don't know what happened!
Graystripe: WHERE'S THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD?
Spottedleaf: We have more important things to worry about! Ivypool's missing!
Graystripe: FOOD!
Daisy: Let me get it... (Daisy starts walking over to the bench, but on the way there, she knocks over and smashes Yellowfang's I Love ShadowClan mug)
Yellowfang: MY FAVOURITE MUG! D: YOU MONSTER! (backhands)
Rosepetal: Oh no. Daisy. Someone help her.
Mousefur: Shut up, Kristen Stewart!
Rosepetal: Stop it. (backhands Mousefur)
Mousefur: NUUUUUUUUUUUU! (punches Rosepetal)
Leafpool: (punches Mousefur) Don't hurt cats!
Runningwind: STOP IT!
(silence)
Leafpool: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (faints)
Runningwind: HOW IS ANY OF THIS GOING TO HELP ME FIND MY LOVE!? YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!
Spiderleg: (stares at the ground) Sorry.
Ravenpaw: Yeah, sorry.
Daisy: Um... How are we going to find where she is?
Spottedleaf: And who's going to wake up Leafpool?
Graystripe: And who's going to give me some food!?
Runningwind: WE'LL STOP AT THE DRIVE THROUGH, OKAY!? But first, we need to figure out where she is!
Thornclaw: Yellowfang, the crystal ball?
Yellowfang: Oh, magical crystal ball! Show me where Ivypool is!
(the Crystal Ball stops working)
Yellowfang: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! WHAT HAPPENED!?
Thornclaw: Oh no! Now we'll have to find her on our own!
Runningwind: TO THE CAR!
Dustpelt: I'm staying here.
Big Brother: No you aren't. Anyway, take this map. (hands Thornclaw a map)
Thornclaw: Thanks! Wait, what's this red X?
Big Brother: That's where Ivypool is. Go on, shoo.
Runningwind: I'M DRIVING!
(in the car)
Runningwind: Where do we go, Thornclaw?
Thornclaw: Left.
(Runningwind turns left and looks at Thornclaw for more directions)
Thornclaw: Left.
(Runningwind turns)
Thornclaw: Left.
(Runningwind turns)
Thornclaw: Left.
(Runningwind turns)
Spiderleg: Surely we have to turn right at some time?
Graystripe: STOP THE CAR!
(Runningwind stops)
Runningwind: What happened?
Yellowfang: (eagerly) Is Daisy dead?
Daisy: No, why would it be that? And why did you that say that so eagerly?
Rosepetal: How dare you wish my mum to be dead, you monster.
Yellowfang: (laughs) I can't take you seriously, Rosepetal, I'm so sorry.
Rosepetal: Why not.
Dustpelt: Stop conversing in unimportant matters! Graystripe, why did we need to stop the car?
Graystripe: Runningwind said we could go through the Drive-through, and we just passed McKitty's! You liar!
Runningwind: Well, that's what you get for accusing me of being the Mole, isn't it?
Graystripe: I bet you are the Mole! You're deliberately trying to make me hungry so you can make everyone else think I'm the Mole! I'm on to you, Runningwind.
Ravenpaw: Runningwind, for StarClan's sake, reverse the car.
(Runningwind reverses in to McKitty's.)
Runningwind: Is everyone okay with mouseburgers?
Everyone: Yes!
Yellowfang: Daisy isn't allowed to have any.
Daisy: Why not!?
Yellowfang: Because you broke my precious mug.
Daisy: It's just a mug!
Yellowfang: IT'S NOT JUST A MUG!
(Thornclaw passes the mouse burgers through)
Runningwind: Can we drive now?
Graystripe: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Spottedleaf: I think that's Graystripe for "yes".
(Runningwind floors it)
Thornclaw: (to self) Hold on, is this map upside down?
Runningwind: THORNCLAW!
Thornclaw: Left!
(Runningwind turns)
(A massive sign with an arrow pointing right that says "IVYPOOL IS THIS WAY" appears.
Thornclaw: Left.
Redtail: But... D:
Runningwind: The sign says right!
Thornclaw: The map says left!
Redtail: Hey! You're holding it upside down!
Runningwind: HOW DARE YOU?
Thornclaw: I didn't know! I swear!
Daisy: Give me the map. I'm better at it. And you can turn right, Runningwind.
(Runningwind turns)
Runningwind: Now what!?
Yellowfang: Give it to me! (grabs at map)
Daisy: No, I had it first! (pulls map back)
Yellowfang: (pulls map back) You suck at everyth-
(the map rips and flies out the window)
Daisy, Yellowfang and Runningwind: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Spottedleaf: I knew that was going to happen!
Yellowfang: Now look what you did?
Daisy: ME!?
Yellowfang: You ruined it! (throws Daisy out the window)
Daisy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (thud)
Rosepetal: Nuuu. How dare you throw my mum out the window. You (bleep).
Runningwind: HOW WILL WE FIND IVY-WIVY NOW? D:
Yellowfang: Ommmmmmmmmmmmm! Ommmmmmmmm! Runningwind, the crystal ball says Ivypool is in this direction! Floor it!
(Runningwind floors it)
Runningwind: I'M COMING, MY LOVE!
Thornclaw: How did you get that thing working again?
Yellowfang: Batteries.
Daisy: COME BACK!
(the car disappears)
Daisy: Why didn't I stay as host? Why? D:
(the camera goes to Ivypool. She is in an abandoned warehouse)
Ivypool: (sips on soda water) This is lovely! No Runningwind, no Rosepetal... I could get used to this!
Big Brother: They know where you are.
Ivypool: (spits out soda water and falls off chair in surprise) What!? Why did you tell them? D:
Big Brother: I didn't. I gave them a map. The map told them.
Ivypool: When are they gonna get here?
Big Brother: Hide.
Ivypool: (hides in the cupboard) Is this hidden enough?
Big Brother: Yep. They'll be here right.... about.... NOW!
(the door bursts open. Everyone runs in)
Runningwind: MY LOVE!? WHERE ARE YOU?
Big Brother: She's in there! (points to cupboard)
Ivypool: (bleep) you.
Redtail: Let's open the cupboard! Daisy, you do it.
Graystripe: Daisy isn't even here, idiot.
Yellowfang: I threw her out the window, remember?
Spiderleg: (bursts out laughing) We should be best friends! (high-fives Yellowfang)
Rosepetal: Dad. How could you be so mean. That's not funny. She could be injured.
Yellowfang: All the better!
Runningwind: CAN SOMEONE OPEN THE CUPBOARD!? D:
Graystripe: You do it, you lazy turd.
Runningwind: I'M NOT A TURD!
Ravenpaw: Look, I don't mean to be rude, but can someone please open the darn cupboard?
Spottedleaf: I'm not doing it!
Thornclaw: Me neither!
Mousefur: Why haven't I had a line this episode?
Dustpelt: (opens the cupboard) Wasn't that hard.
Ivypool: Uh... Hi!
Mousefur: Really? You're trapped in a cupboard and we rescue you, and that's all you say?
Ivypool: Yep!
Dustpelt: Who cares? Let's just go.
(everyone leaves)
Ivypool: HEY!
Runningwind: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! WE FORGOT IVY-ADORABLE! D:I'M COMING, BABY! (runs back inside to get her)
(Runningwind picks Ivypool up and carries her out)
Runningwind: SOMEONE ELSE DRIVE!
(in the car)
Runningwind: (is licking Ivypool to death) I love you, I love you, I love you!
Ivypool: Please stop.
Leafpool: I wonder who took Ivypool? Ivypool, who took you? Was it Big Brother?
Ivypool: Maybe.
Runningwind: I'M GOING TO KILL BIG BROTHER!
Mousefur: Oh, dear...
Spottedleaf: No you aren't, because then Ivypool will block you on Facebook, won't you, Ivypool?
Runningwind: (gasps) She wouldn't! D:
Ivypool: If you hurt Big Brother, I will!
Runningwind: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I WON'T LAY A CLAW ON HIM, I PROMISE!
Ivypool: Good.
Thornclaw: Hey, we're home!
Spiderleg: That was an abnormally quick car ride.
(in the house)
Graystripe: Guys, did we forget something?
Redtail: I think so, but I can't for the life of me figure out what.
Yellowfang: No, we didn't forget anything!
Rosepetal: We forgot Daisy. Oh no. She's going to die.
Ravenpaw: I knew we'd forgotten something!
Thornclaw: Oh, well. Too late now.
Mousefur: Yeah, let's find her tomorrow.
Yellowfang: Or we could not find her at all. Wouldn't that be amazing?
Spottedleaf: Poor Daisy. I hope she's okay!
(back out on the road where Daisy is)
Daisy: Guys? Hello!? HELLO!? Great, now I have to call a cab.
(Daisy walks on to the road)
(Daisy gets hit by a car, The car goes past. On the back, there is an :"I LOVE DAISY" sticker.)
(Daisy looks down. She is bleeding from her stomach)
Daisy: Well, that'll need a lot of stitches...
WEEK TWO, CHALLENGE (Ft. Dovewing & Snowfur)[]
(in the lounge room)
Redtail: Well, my friends, it's time to find Daisy!
Rosepetal: Yes, I agree, Let's go.
Mousefur: We have to watch the news first!
Rosepetal: But that's not fair. She could be hurt.
Mousefur: WE'RE WATCHING THE NEWS!
Dustpelt: Settle down! (turns the TV on to the news channel)
News Reporter: In breaking news, former Big Brother: ThunderClan host and current contestant, Daisy, was the victim of a horrifying hit and run attack...
Everyone: (shocked gasp)
Rosepetal: Nuu. Mum. Who could do this to you. Oh, no, I hope she doesn't die.
Yellowfang: Is she dead? Please be dead?
News Reporter: ...She is alive and conscious in hospital, but sufferred a serious stomach injury.
Yellowfang: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Rosepetal: Yay. Woo.
News Reporter: In her statement, Daisy said "I was walking across the road to call a cab because I was thrown out of the car by some old hag-
Yellowfang: HEY! (throws coffee at the TV)
Big Brother: LEAVE MY TV ALONE!
News Reporter: "and I was hit by a car. Lucky for YELLOWFANG, I wasn't dead. I won't be suing, although this action does call for some serious nomimating."
Rosepetal: Yellowfang, I hate you. This is all your fault. I can't believe you threw Daisy out of the car. You (bleep).
Spiderleg: (backhands) HAVE SOME EMOTION FOR YOUR MISERABLE EXCUSE OF A MOTHER!
Rosepetal: Nuuuuuu. Why would you slap me.
Ivypool: Poor Daisy! D:
Runningwind: THIS IS ALL MY FAULT! D:
Spottedleaf: No, honey, it's Yellowfang's.
Runningwind: (slaps) ONLY IVYPOOL CAN CALL ME 'HONEY!'
Ravenpaw: Big Brotheeeeeeeeeer!
Big Brother: What?
Ravenpaw: Can we start the challenge yet?
Big Brother: Not until Daisy gets back.
(Daisy staggers in)
Graystripe: DAISY! Have you got any food?
Daisy: GET OFF MY CASE!
Graystripe: Sorry. (climbs off Daisy's case)
Daisy: I'VE BEEN GONE FOR A DAY AND YOU'RE ALREADY USING MY STUFF!?
Ravenpaw: Big Brother, she's here! Can we start the challenge?
Big Brother: Now we can. Come on, Daisy.
Daisy: But... I'm injured! D:
Big Brother: Oh, dear, we don't have time for that! SNOWFUR!
(Snowfur appears)
Snowfur: What?
Big Brother: Fix Daisy's injuries!
Snowfur: Okay. Injuryus Healius!
(Daisy's injuries heal)
Daisy: YAY!
Yellowfang: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Snowfur: Okay, that'll be $300.
Big Brother: Yeah... About that. (boots Snowfur out the window)
Snowfur: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Big Brother: On with the challenge!
(outside)
Big Brother: Okay, kitties!
Ravenpaw: I'm not a kitty. I'm actually very old.
Mousefur: Me too.
Redtail: Me too!
Spottedleaf: Me too!
Graystripe: And I, as well!
Runningwind: And I am old, too!
Big Brother: OKAY! OKAY! WE GET IT!
Dustpelt: Thornclaw and I are also old.
Big Brother: I DON'T CARE! Can we just get on with the challenge?
Ivypool: Yes we may.
Redtail: Nobody asked you, you young, disrespectful little-
Runningwind: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY LOVE!?
Big Brother: SHUT UP!
(silence)
Leafpool: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Yellowfang: Oh, for the love of...
Big Brother: Okay, challenge time! Now, this is a prey hunt-
Producer: (whispers in Big Brother's ear)
Big Brother: Oh. Well, apparently we're doing a taco eating contest now.
Graystripe: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Runningwind: NO FAIR! Graystripe will win for sure!
Graystripe: Well, maybe I won't, because you're the Mole after all!
Runningwind: I'M NOT THE MOLE, FOR THE FOURTH TIME!
Ravenpaw: Well, at least Redtail can't cheat!
Graystripe: YES YOU ARE!
Redtail: For the love of... Can you just shut up?
Ravenpaw: You shut up, cheater!
Redtail: (fluffs out fur) I'M NOT A CHEATER!
Big Brother: SHUT UP AND GET INSIDE!
(everyone goes inside)
(inside)
Big Brother: Okay, taco eating contest time! The rules are simple: The 7 cats who eat the most tacos will be safe from nomination. You will receive the tacos one tray at a time, and each tray has 16 tacos on it. I'll warn you now, if you crush any tacos, throw them away, they don't count. Any questions?
Ravenpaw: Can we crush other cats' tacos?
Big Brother: Yes you may.
Ravenpaw: And can we eat tacos off other cats' trays?
Big Brother: If you can avoid getting caught, yes. Everyone move behind your benches.
(everyone moves behind their benches)
Big Brother: START!
Graystripe: (devours tray of tacos instantly) FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! More, please!
Big Brother: Woah... (places tray of tacos in front of Graystripe)
Graystripe: FOOOOOOOOD! (continues eating tacos)
(the camera zooms in to Redtail and Ravenpaw)
Ravenpaw: (eats taco) This is a cool contest!
Redtail: (eats taco) How so?
Ravenpaw: (eats taco) Because I can do this.
Redtail: (picks up taco) Do what?
Ravenpaw: (knocks Redtail's taco on the ground and stomps on it)
Redtail: D: MY TACO! (crushes 5 of Ravenpaw's) HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!?
Ravenpaw: YOU MONSTER! (throws Redtail against the wall and eats 5 of his tacos)
Yellowfang: THE POOR WALL! D:
(the camera zooms in to Mousefur)
Mousefur: (is devouring tacos)
Spiderleg: (eats taco) SInce when have you been so hungry?
Mousefur: (eats 6 more tacos) Elders are always hungry!
(Mousefur finishes the tray)
Mousefur: More!
Spiderleg: D: (starts eating tacos rapidly) I CAN'T LOSE TO AN ELDER!
Big Brother: (places tray in front of Mousefur)
Spiderleg: (finishes tray) MORE!
Big Brother: Seriously? (places tray in front of Spiderleg)
Spiderleg: HA! I'M CATCHING UP, MOUSEFUR!
Mousefur: Oh... Well, in that case...
(Mousefur hits Spiderleg over the head with an empty tray)
Spiderleg: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (is knocked out)
Mousefur: (eats every taco on her tray and Spiderleg's tray) Sucker. Now I'm up to 48 tacos! WOOOOOO!
(the camera zooms in to Spottedleaf and Thornclaw)
Thornclaw: (eats tacos) Mmmmmmm!
Spottedleaf: (eats taco) I'm up to 11! How many are you up to?
Thornclaw: I think I'm up to- WOAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Dranatically falls on Spottedleaf's tray and crushes the remaininng tacos)
Spottedleaf: You...
Thornclaw: I'm sorry! D: (eats more tacos)
Spottedleaf: YOU TOTAL MOLE!
Thornclaw: I'M NOT THE MOLE! (finishes off tray) More, please!
Spottedleaf: And bring me a tray as well! Stupid Mole over here crushed my last ones!
Thornclaw: Again with the Mole calling! It's on.
(the camera zooms in to Yellowfang, Rosepetal and Daisy)
Yellowfang: (eats taco)
Rosepetal: (eats taco)
Daisy: (tries to eat taco but drops it) HOW DO YOU EAT THIS THING!?
Yellowfang: Fail.
Daisy: Douche.
Yellowfang: OH, NO YOU DIDN'T! (destroys Daisy's tray of tacos)
Daisy: HOW DARE YOU!? (destroys Yellowfang's tray)
Yellowfang: I HATE YOU! (jumps on Daisy and starts clawing her)
Daisy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I CAN'T FIGHT!
Rosepetal: Nuuuuu. Mum. Someone help her.
Yellowfang: (stops fighting Daisy) Wait a minute, you're related to Daisy?
Rosepetal: Yes.
Yellowfang: DIE! (starts fighting Rosepetal)
Rosepetal: Nuu.
Daisy: YELLOWFANG! MONSTER! (starts fighting Yellowfang)
(all three of them roll out the door)
Ravenpaw: (eats taco) We won't be seeing them for a while.
Graystripe: (demolishes tray of tacos) FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
(the camera zooms in to Dustpelt)
Dustpelt: Screw this! I wanna go home! Big Brother, I quit!N
Big Brother: But... if you go home, then someone else will be nominated!
Dustpelt: I don't care! (jumps in the pool) Call me when time is up!
(the camera zooms in to Leafpool)
Leafpool: (eats tacos) Wow, these are delicious! Does anyone else think these are delicious, or is it just me? I think-
Ravenpaw: (knocks Leafpool out) SHUT UP! (eats her tray of tacos)
Redtail: HEY! CHEATER! (slaps Ravenpaw)
Ravenpaw: THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA EAT YOUR TRAY OF TACOS! (runs towards them)
Redtail: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (runs after Ravenpaw)
(Redtail tackles Ravenpaw. Ravenpaw goes flying and knocks the tray of tacos. The tray of tacos is now hanging dangerously over the edge)
Ravenpaw: NUUUUUUU!
Redtail: SAVE THE TACOS! D:
(Thornclaw walks past)
Thornclaw: (eats taco) Wow, these are good! (knocks over tray of tacos) Whoops!
Ravenpaw: SAVE THEM!
(Thornclaw does nothing)
(the tacos are crushed)
Redtail and Ravenpaw: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
(the camera zooms in to Ivypool and Runningwind)
Ivypool: Hey, Runningwind?
Runningwind: Yes, my love?
Ivypool: I've got something to ask you.
Runningwind: You want me to throw the challenge?
Ivypool: No.
Runningwind: You want me to sabotage everyone else so you win?
Ivypool: Nope.
Runningwind: Then what?
Ivypool: I want you to eat exactly 71 tacos. No more, no less.
Runningwind: Why 71?
Ivypool: Because if you eat 71 tacos exactly, I'll kiss you.
Runningwind: (fangirl scream) My life's dream! May I eat your tacos as well?
Ivypool: Not yet. (eats 5 tacos) Now you may.
Runningwind: (eats his and Ivypool's tray of tacos as fast as possible) BIG BROTHER! MORE!
Ivypool: o.O
(camera zooms in to Redtail and Ravenpaw)
Redtail: (eats taco) Okay, fair fight from now on?
Ravenpaw: (eats taco) Okay!
Redtail: (eats taco) Good.
Ravenpaw: (crushes Redtail's tray and eats taco)
Redtail: HEY! D: (goes to crush Ravenpaw's tray)
Ravenpaw: (eats all the tacos on the tray before Redtail can crush them) Sucker!
Redtail: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Ravenpaw: Burrrrrrrrp!
(the camera zooms in to Graystripe)
Graystripe: TACO TIME! (demolishes another tray) MORE FOOOOOOOOD!
Spiderleg: (eats taco) Wow...
Thornclaw: (eats 3 tacos) I'm boss! I can eat 3 tacos at once!
Mousefur: (eats 12 tacos) Well I can eat 12!
(Big Brother places a new tray in front of Graystripe)
Big Brother: There you are!
Graystripe: (eats entire tray at once) I AM THE TACO MASTER!
Big Brother: (sigh)
(the camera goes back to Runningwind and Ivypool)
Runningwind: (shoves taco in mouth) 69.... (shoves another) 70! (Picks up another)
Ivypool: (hits Runningwind over the head with a frying pan)
Runningwind: (is knocked out)
Ivypool: (throws him to Dovewing) GO! GO!
Dovewing: WHERE TO!? D:
Ivypool: ANYWHERE!
(Dovewing shoves Runningwind in the boot of her car and drives off)
Ivypool: Wow, Dovewing's useful for once.
Big Brother: 2 minutes left!
(1.5 minutes later)
Spottedleaf: (starts shoving down tacos) I can't lose!
Redtail: Must... Eat.... Enough.,.. tacos! (eats entire tray)
Graystripe: (eats entire tray) I WIN!
Dustpelt: This challenge sucks! But... I am hungry! (eats 2 tacos)
Ravenpaw: I can't let Redtail beat me! (eats taco)
Mousefur: ELDER POWERS ARE AWESOME! (eats taco)
Spiderleg: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I CAN'T LOSE TO MOUSEFUR! (eats 3 tacos)
(Runningwind runs in)
Runningwind: My love! I am back!
Ivypool: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Big Brother: 5 seconds left!
Runningwind: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (runs to taco and starts eating it frantically) Come on, one more bite! (raises taco to mouth)
Big Brother: TIME UP!
Runningwind: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Will you still kiss me?
Ivypool: No. You only ate 70 tacos.
Runningwind: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Big Brother: Let's count the tacos!
(5 minutes later)
Big Brother: OKay, that took ages. Anyway, in first place, with a whopping 399 tacos... GRAYSTRIPE!
Graystripe: YAY!
Big Brother: In second place, on 102 tacos... MOUSEFUR!
Mousefur: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Big Brother: In third place, on 101 tacos... SPIDERLEG!
Spiderleg: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I WAS SO CLOSE! D:
Big Brother: In fourth place, on 85 tacos... RAVENPAW!
Ravenpaw: WOOOOOOOOOOOO! GO ME! NOT NOMINATED!
Big Brother: But you could still go.
Ravenpaw: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Big Brother: In fifth place, on 79 tacos... THORNCLAW!
Thornclaw: Yay.
Big Brother: In sixth place, on 70 tacos... RUNNINGWIND!
Runningwind: (wails) Why didn't I eat 71!? D:
Big Brother: And the last safe cat, on 33 tacos, is... REDTAIL!
Redtail: YAY!
Big Brother: And that means the rest of you are nominated!
Daisy, Yellowfang, Dustpelt, Ivypool, Leafpool and Spottedleaf: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Rosepetal: Nuuuuu.
Big Brother: But where did you finish? Let's find out. In eighth place, on 29 tacos... LEAFPOOL!
Leafpool: I can't believe I'm nominated!
Big Brother: In ninth place, on 27 tacos... SPOTTEDLEAF!
Spottedleaf: THORNCLAW! YOU CHEAT!
Big Brother: In tenth place, on 9 tacos... IVYPOOL!
Ivypool: Wooooo!
Big Brother: In eleventh place, on 4 tacos... ROSEPETAL!
Rosepetal: Nuuuuu.
Big Brother: In 12th place, on 3 tacos... YELLOWFANG!
Yellowfang: Worth it!
Big Brother: In 13th place, on 2 tacos... DUSTPELT!
Dustpelt: Yay! Nominated!
Big Brother: And last, on 0 tacos... The epic fail that is DAISY!
Daisy: HEY! D:
Big Brother: And that's it from me! Except for one thing. Redtail, you aren't completely safe yet.
Redtail: What do you mean?
Big Brother: Remember how I said if a cat up for nomination goes home and they're in the bottom seven, the next lowest score would replace said cat?
Redtail: Yes...
Big Brother: Well, as yours is the next lowest score, if Dustpelt or Ivypool goes home, you will take their place as the seventh cat up for nomination!
Redtail: NUUUUUUU- SHINY COIN ELEPHANT!
Everyone: Huh?
Redtail: Why do I keep doing that? D:
Big Brother: Interested in the Challenge results table? Here it is. Just look belolw- No, that's not below! NO! LOOK DOWN! That's up, you idiot! (grabs your head and pulls it downwards) There!
Graystripe: 399 tacos
Mousefur: 102 tacos
Spiderleg: 101 tacos
Ravenpaw: 85 tacos
Thornclaw: 79 tacos
Runningwind: 70 tacos
Redtail: 33 tacos
LEAFPOOL: 29 tacos
SPOTTEDLEAF: 27 tacos
IVYPOOL: 9 tacos
ROSEPETAL: 4 tacos
YELLOWFANG: 3 tacos
DUSTPELT: 2 tacos
DAISY: 0 tacos
WEEK TWO, EVICTION (Ft. Barley, Foxleap and Brokenstar)[]
Voice-over: Hello and welcome to the LIVE EVICTION! Please welcome your host, FERNCLOUD!
(Ferncloud walks on to stage)
Ferncloud: Hello, every cat! Welcome to the first ever LIVE EVICTION for the Season!
(crowd cheers)
Ferncloud: Who will be the first to go? Will it be IVYPOOL?
(crowd cheers)
Ferncloud: WIll it be RAVENPAW?
Barley: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! IT CAN'T HAPPEN! I'm finally on the farm on my own for once!
Ferncloud: O...kay! Barley, honey, why didn't you just tell Ravenpaw to leave?
Barley: It's the Erins... They are controlling me! I can't fight them! IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE WE ALL FALL UNDER THEIR SPELL!
Ferncloud: Okay, and that's the Season's first loony! Take him away!
Brokenstar: Woaaaaaaaaaaar! Me Bwokenstar! Me kill! (runs towards Barley)
Barley: (runs out of the building) HEED MY WARNING, HELPLESS CITIZENS! HEED IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Ferncloud: Okay... Dang, Mikey, where was I?
Producer: I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE MY NAME!
Ferncloud: Sorry... D:
Producer: You were asking the crowd who was going!
Ferncloud: Will it be THORNCLAW?
Producer: No, it won't! Oh, (bleep)!
Ferncloud: PRODUCER! Did you tamper with the votes?
Producer: What? Um... No! No, of course not! I... I left a cake in the microwave! (runs away)
Ferncloud: (clears throat) Um... Now, where were we? Oh, yes! Will it be DUSTPELT?
(crowd cheers)
Ferncloud: Well, let's look at the voting lines!
(Ferncloud crosses to the voting lines. They read:)
??? 11%
??? 38%
??? 20%
??? 31%
Ferncloud: Wow... That's... not as close as I thought! Now, it's your last chance to vote, as voting lines close after this ad break! Remember, your vote may help save your favourite from eviction! Here are the numbers you need: Voice-over?
Voice-over: To save IVYPOOL, dial 1902 55 71 04! Or SMS IVYPOOL to 161 661!
To save RAVENPAW, dial 1902 55 71 07! Or SMS RAVENPAW to 161 661!
To save THORNCLAW, dial 1902 55 71 13! Or SMS THORNCLAW to 161 661!
To save DUSTPELT, dial 1902 55 71 02! Or SMS DUSTPELT to 161 661!
Ferncloud: See you after the break!
(after the break)
Ferncloud: Well, voting lines are now closed, and the production team is counting the votes!
Cat in Crowd: YAY!
Ferncloud: Okay, let's cross to the-
Producer: WE AREN'T FINISHED YET!
Ferncloud: Really? Well, what can we do then?
Producer: Show them the footage of the Diary Room stuff!
Ferncloud: Oh, okay! While the producers are counting the votes, let's look at this! Big Brother called all nominees to the Diary Room and asked them the question: "How would you feel if you were voted off first?" Direct your eyes to the monitor, audience!
(The monitor fires up. It shows Ivypool in the Diary Room)
Big Brother: Ivypool, how would you feel if you were voted off first?
Ivypool: I'd love to be!
Big Brother: Love it? Why?
Ivypool: Because then I can get a restraining order on Runningwind!
Big Brother: You wanted to get evicted so you can get a restraining order on Runningwind?
Ivypool: Yes, but not just that. I also want to murder Dovewing. Stupid storyline hogger.
Big Brother: You want to kill your sister?
Ivypool: Yes!
Big Brother: O...kay. (backs away slowly)
Ivypool: (runs to catch Big Brother) Why are you backing away? Are you Dovewing in disguise? (claws at Big Brother's face)
Big Brother: OW! OW! OWWWWWWWWWW! (backhands Ivypool)
Ivypool: (bursts in to tears)
Big Brother: Whoops...
Runningwind: (gasp) HOW DARE YOU MAKE MY LOVE CRY!? (jumps on Big Brother)
Big Brother: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH- (camera gets cut off)
(the picture changes. Ravenpaw is in the Diary Room)
Big Brother: Ravenpaw,how would you feel about being voted off first?
Ravenpaw: That'd suck! You'd better not vote me off, public!
Big Brother: If you were voted off, why do you think that would be?
Ravenpaw: Because of racism!
Big Brother: Racism?
Ravenpaw: I'm epic! The only reason the public would vote me off is because I'm a black cat, and the racists out there think black cats are unlucky. RACISTS! I mean, seriously! The age of racism against black cats needs to end! I will lead a rebellion against all those who have wronged me and my fellow black cats! And when we have enough power, we'll-
Big Brother: Um... can we cut the...
(camera cuts off)
(the picture changes. Thornclaw is in the Diary Room)
Big Brother: Thornclaw, how would you feel if you were voted off first?
Thornclaw: I'd cry.
Big Brother: Why?
Thornclaw: I don't know! Isn't that how you're meant to answer?
Big Brother: This is not a maths test. There are no specific answers. Idiot.
Thornclaw: Oh. Well, then I'd... um...
Big Brother: You'd what?
Thornclaw: Can you come back to me on that?
(the camera changes. Dustpelt is in the Diary Room)
Big Brother: How would you feel if you were voted off first?
Dustpelt: That'd be so awesome!
Big Brother: (facepalm)
Dustpelt: Why are you face-massive-twoleg-paw-ing?:I'd love to be evicted first! This house is full of weirdos!
Big Brother: But...
Dustpelt: CONVERSATION OVER!
Big Brother: Weirdo...
(the picture goes back to Thornclaw)
Big Brother: Thought of an answer yet?
Thornclaw: Um... Well.... Uh....
Big Brother: You haven't, have you?
Thornclaw: Nope.
Big Brother: Just forget it...
Thornclaw: Okay.
(Thornclaw leaves the Diary Room)
Ferncloud: Okay! Producers, you ready?
Producers: Yep!
Ferncloud: Well, let's cross to the house and save a cat!
(Ferncloud crosses to the house)
Ferncloud: Hi, housemates!
Dustpelt: (dives at TV) FERNCLOUD! SAVE ME FROM THE WEIRDOS! D:
Ferncloud: Dustpelt, sit down!
Dustpelt: Okay... (sits down)
Ferncloud: Okay, do you want me to get straight to it?
Housemates: YES!
Ferncloud: Okay! Before we start, I'd like to inform you all that this is in NO particular order! Are you ready?
Housemates: YES!
Ferncloud: One cat who has received enough votes to save them, and who will be staying at least one more week is... going to be revealed after an ad break! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Housemates: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Ferncloud: (laughing) Oh, I love this job! Anyway, come back after the ad-
Producer: We aren't allowed to go to an ad break.
Ferncloud: Really?
Producer: Not yet anyway. Go back to them.
Ferncloud: Okay...
(Ferncloud crosses back to the house)
Ferncloud: Hello again!
Daisy: That was a short-
Yellowfang: (slaps) No one gave you permission to talk!
Daisy: Sorry...
Ferncloud: Yes, well apparently, we aren't allowed to go to an ad break yet! So, I'm going to reveal the first safe cat. Like I said before, this is in NO particular order! One cat who has received enough votes to save them, and who will be staying at least one more week is... IVYPOOL!
Ivypool: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Runningwind: YAY! CELEBRATION HUG TIME! (tacklehugs Ivypool off the couch)
Ivypool: WHY, PUBLIC!? WHY!? D:
Ferncloud: Poor Ivypool! Well, we now know Ivypool's safe, but who will go home? We'll find out shortly, but now it's time for an ad break!
(after the ad break)
Ferncloud: Welcome back! We're about to save another cat!
(Ferncloud crosses to the house)
Ferncloud: Hello again!
Housemates: Hi!
Ferncloud: It's time to save one more cat! Ready?
Dustpelt, Ravenpaw and Thornclaw: Yes!
Ferncloud: Okay! Another cat who has received enough votes to save them is... THORNCLAW!
Thornclaw: Oh. Yay.
Spottedleaf: Why didn't you react!? Mr. MOLE!
Thornclaw: I'M NOT THE MOLE!
Big Brother: SHUT UP!
(silence)
Leafpool: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ferncloud: Okay, so, Thornclaw's safe! We now know it will be either Ravenpaw or Dustpelt going home! Come back after the break to find out who!
(after the break)
Ferncloud: Hello, and welcome back! We're about to find out who will be the first evictee of Big Brother: ThunderClan Season 3!
(Ferncloud crosses to the house)
Ferncloud: Hello housemates!
Yellowfang: Why do you have to say hello every time you cross over?
Leafpool: Yeah! It's weird!
Ferncloud: How To Be An Annoying Host 101 told me to. Anyway, it's that time! We need to find out who will be evicted!
(the lights dim for dramatic effect)
Ferncloud: Ravenpaw. Dustpelt, one of you is just seconds away from leaving the Big Brother house. After receiving the LEAST amount of votes to save, it's time to go... NUUUUUUUUU! It's time to go... DUSTPELT! D:
Dustpelt: YAY! I'm gone! (jumps off the couch and runs towards the exit) So long, you (bleep)ing weirdos! HA-HA!
Ferncloud: DUSTPELT!
Dustpelt: Yes, dear?
Ferncloud: DUSTPELT, YOU COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW AND SAY SORRY TO EVERYONE FOR CALLING THEM THAT!
Dustpelt: And if I don't?
Ferncloud: Then I'll cancel your eviction.
Dustpelt: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Okay, I'm sorry everyone!
Rosepetal: Apology accepted.
Ivypool: Wait, cancel his eviction! Then I might go!
Ferncloud: No, he said sorry, so it stands.
Ivypool: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
(everyone heads towards the exit)
Big Brother: Dustpelt, you have been evicted. You have 10 seconds to leave the house.
Dustpelt: Gladly! So long, weirdos! Have fun in your weirdo house!
Redtail: That's just rude...
Ravenpaw: Shut up, cheat!
(the doors open)
Dustpelt: I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Dustpelt exits)
(on stage)
Ferncloud: Please welcome evictee number one, DUSTPELT!
(Dustpelt walks on to stage)
Dustpelt: Hi, Ferncloud!
Ferncloud: YOU!
Dustpelt: D:
Ferncloud: How dare you sabotage our family's game show reputation? Having one cat in our family finish last is bad enough, but two!? Do you think Icecloud, Ashfur and I finished 1st, 2nd and 7th respectively just so you can destroy our reputation by finishing last!? BAD DUSTPELT! (slaps)
Dustpelt: You didn't slap Foxleap! D:
Ferncloud: Oh, yes, I did.
Foxleap: She did.
Dustpelt; FOXLEAP! SAVE ME FROM HER! D: (hides behind Foxleap)
Foxleap: And you yelled at everyone else for being weird...
Ferncloud: Dustpelt, stop hiding and come and sit down!
(Dustpelt doesn't move)
Ferncloud: SIT DONW!!!!!!!!!!
(Dustpelt sits down nervously)
Dustpelt: Don't hit me again! D:
Ferncloud: Now, would you like to look at the voting lines?
Dustpelt: Okay.
Ferncloud crosses to the voting lines. They read:)
DUSTPELT 11%
RAVENPAW 38%
IVYPOOL 20%
THORNCLAW 31%
Dustpelt: Oooh!
Ferncloud: Now, Dustpelt, how did you enjoy your time in the house?
Dustpelt: I hated it! I couldn't wait to leave!
Ferncloud: How dare you say such a thing? (slaps)
Dustpelt: I TOLD YOU NOT TO HIT ME AGAIN! (punches)
Ferncloud: D: SECURITY!
(Brokenstar walks on to stage)
Brokenstar: Woaaaaaaaaaaar! (charges at Dustpelt)
Dustpelt: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs towards the exit)
Ferncloud: Dustpelt, wait!
(Dustpelt stops)
Dustpelt: What?
Ferncloud: You have a superpower to give!
Dustpelt: I... Um... I give it to Thornclaw, because he was the only non-weird one in the house!
Ferncloud: Okay then! Brokenstar, resume your attack.
Brokenstar: ME KILL! (runs after Dustpelt)
Dustpelt: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (runs out of the building)
Ferncloud: Well, folks, this has I'm Ferncloud, and Dustpelt has just become the first evictee for Season 3! Goodnight!
Dustpelt is gone! What will Thornclaw do with his superpower? Who will be nominated next? What will happen when the housemates are forced to amuse an angry kit? How will the Mole sabotage the game next? Find out all this and MORE in Big Brother: ThunderClan Season 3/Week Three