Warning: This is extremely funny. If you suffer from any breathing problamos, plese stop reading IMMEDIANTLY OR YOU SHALL BE EXECUTED (don't worry, I will never do that

Stormfrost: Nice day today isn't it Longtail

Longtail: Yea. Wanna go make dirt on Bluestar

Stormfrost:( Makes dirt on Bluestar)

Bluestar: OOOH WHAT'S DIS. YUMMY YUMMY CHOCOLATE I PRESUME. (eats dirt)

Stormfrost: Er, just saying I made dirt on you

Bluestar: WHAT THE FAT GIANT POTATO WITH YUMMY DIARRHEA. I LIKE TO EAT STORMY'S BRAINS

Stormfrost: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Longtail: OKAY I THINK THAT"S ENOUGH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHing

Stormfrost: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bluestar: SHUT UP WORMHOLE. (kicks Stormfrost so high that she goes into space all the way to the sun and explodes then lands on Mars

Big giant green thing that looks like Fireheart's giant boogies: Bleep bloop bleep blood

Stormfrost: BLOOD? AHHHHHHHHH I AM SCARED OF BIG GIANT GREEN THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE FIREHEART"S GIANT BOOGIES! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I WANT MY MUMMY (runs to Tigerstar and hugs him)

Tigerstar: WHAT ON WARRIORS PLANET!?

Fireheart: (picks boogies and forces his girlfriend Spottediarrhea to eat them

Stormfrost: hey look, there's a new show on

Greystripe, and now, a must tell you what this grey stripe on my back is. IT"S...… DRUMROLL PEAS

Bramblekit_ mummy, what's a Drumroll pea

Greystripe: One of the president's underpants. (turns around)

Everyone but Silverstream: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllll

Silverstream: I didn't know that you had a bunch of butts on your back(kisses Greystripe's butt until it falls off)

Greystripe: WILL YOU MARRY ME

Silverstream: YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Texaswild: What in the name of StarClan is going on here. What is this place anyway

Bluestar: It's stuff.

Darkstripe: I am so blue i'm greener then purple

Stormfrost: I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer

Texaswild: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stormfrost: #Bannaerror

Texaswild: WHAT THE FAT HOT DOG IN A SHOPPING TROLLEY

Spotteddiarhea: er, what's a shopping trolley

Texaswild: YOUR A SHOPPING TROLLEY

Bob': Hey look Bobbella there's a shopping trolley

Bobella: it's even more handsome then you bobby

Spotteddiarhhea:hEY, you should call the pinapple

Bobella: what the hell

Spotteddiarhea: I'm a SHE-shopping trolley

Bob: LOL. just just LOL

Boblella: LOLL LOL LOL LOL LOL YOUR FACE OFF BOIIIIIIIIII

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