Return of the Graystripe
|Son of the Graystripe||Succeded by: |
(A kit crawls out of Prissy's dead body)
Bark: Why you crawl out of Prissy body?
Bark: You no talk? I never will understand puppies. I will be you mother. You name Woof.
Bark: You right! We must kill da cats! Come on!
(Six moons pass.)
Bark: Kill that cat!
Woof: Okay! (Kills cat.)
Bark: Good job! You look like cat, but I raised you so you must be dog.
Woof: I am pure dog-
(Falcon comes in and takes woof.)
Bark: Wooooooooooof, come back! Why you leave me-oh, dogfood!
(Falcon takes Woof to lake then drops him in it. Woof goes to shore.)
(Back at camp.)
Cloudstar: Do my biding! Yes! Yes!
Spiderleg: Just shut up already. It gets anoying. We get it.
Cloudstar: Well I'm sorry but the author *cough*Whitestar7*cough* makes me do it.
Brightheart: Shut up you two! I'm trying to drink my milkshake!
Cloudstar: (Looks at Brightheart.)
Brightheart: I-I mean............I'm trying to eat a kiltshake.
Cloudstar: That makes perfect sense.
Ferncloud: If only we had Graystripe, we wouldn't suffer anymore! If I only had a milkshake, I'd be dancin' 'round the floor! If only I had one more sip, I wouldn't be so sad! Would just one milkshake be so bad?! I just want a milkshake! Just one tiny sip! Just a single milkshake, would make my world just fine!!! If only I had a milkshake, this wouldn't be so baaaaaaaaaaad.
Cloudstar: That was pretty good-hey! No milkshake songs!
Ferncloud: I'm tired of you and your stupid rules! I can't take it anymore! I want a milkshake!
Cloudstar: (Looks at Brightheart drinking a milkshake. Brightheart stops and whistles.)
Ferncloud: GIVE ME A MILKSHAKE OR I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Cloudstar: I don't think so! Stupidberry, bring me my black cape!
Stupidberry: (Gives cape.)
Cloudstar: Stupidberry! This is my long black cape! I just want my black cape!
Stupidberry: (Does what Cloudstar tells him. Mutters under breath.)
Cloudstar: Thank you, Stupidberry. You truly are a stupid-berry. Hahaha!!!!! I'm so funny!
Ferncloud: Weren't you about to kill me or something.
Cloudstar: No. No, I'm going to do something much worse. So much worse, you will-um-well, It'll be really bad. I will kill..............wait for it...............Dustpelt!
Ferncloud: Dustpelt's already dead.
Cloudstar: (To sky.) StarClan! Bring back Dustpelt!
Dustpelt: (Apears.) What? I'm alive? Lst thing I knew I was sharing tongues with my new mate Spottedleaf-oh, Ferncloud, your here. Hi.
Ferncloud: Spottedleaf? Spottedleaf! I will kill you for this!
Cloudstar: This isn't my plan!
Ferncloud: (Kills Dustpelt.)
Cloudstar: (Kills Ferncloud.) Those two are crazy! At least I won't have to listen to that milkshake song anymore.
Ferncloud: (From StarClan. Sings song.)
Cloudstar: StarClan is turturing me! Why? Whhhhhyyyyyyyy?!?!?!?
Woof: (Jumps into camp.) I will stop you!
Cloudstar: Who are you anyway?
Woof: I am Woof, a dog. For some reason a vioce inside me said that I should kill you.
Cloudstar: A dog? Hahaha! Your a cat! And you bear a remarkable resemblance to a certain deputy with gray fur, but I can't recall his name.
Woof: I am a dog! My mother, Bark, said so.
Cloudstar: Bark? Bark?
Twoleg: Now get into your little bed.
Cloudpaw: Get me out of here.
Twoleg: Awww, you like it. I'll bring bark in to play with you.
Bark: Hi! My name bar. (Barks.)
(End of flashback.)
Cloudstar: Bark was my friend when I was captured by twolegs. This reminds me of the good times I once had. I will step down from leadership and give it to you, Woofstar.
Woof: I'm only six moons old!
Brightheart: Then it's my leadership! I am Brightstar!
Spottedleaf: I wanted to see an awesome ending! Not this! (Strikes Cloudstar will lightening bolt. Cloudstar dies.)