Special Spoofs[]
Fanfic Spoof 1 - Silent Call/SPOOF MODE[]
If you haven't read my collab (with StarNightLifeShadowDay003) fanfic The Silent Call, read it now, if you'd like! If you don't (understandable), here is a summary: There are six cats. No author powers. One Clan. One evil group. One Yeet. IN SPOOF MODE!!!!!
P.S. If you would like a fanfic of yours to be in SPOOF MODE, comment below.
BEGIN!
Scene 1: ???Clan (Chapter 1)[]
Snow: Lez make a permanent family!!
Ray: Make ze Clan!
Night: Ya that sounds great
Wispy: We need name
Everyone: *Intense thinking*
Tar: Yo fam I just ordered a Big Mouse from MouseDonalds! I'm lovin' it!
Night: We make clan. We need name help.
Snow: Forget that the sun be setting
Ray: Why do I care? Also why we making dem Clan?
Snow: Rants about code
Ray: *Puts on headphones and listens to J. Cole*
Tar: Yo I be tired, I will go sleep!
Everyone: Yeah me too!
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Scene 2: Love in 5 Seconds (Chapter 6)[]
Nightshadow (no, not the Night from before.): I love you!
Moon: Me too! But now I will leave.
Mattpaw: Why are you dating?
Snowstar: Yea, why?
THE END
Spoof 3- TBD[]
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Spoof 2- SPOOF MODE/The Pwophces beGinnnn (unfinished)[]
Um these are SPOOFED scenes from the prophecies begin in any random order. NOT CHRONOLOGICALLY ORDERED!!!
Scene 1: Welcome![]
This takes place before the Broken Code.
Raystar: Here I go! *Clears throat* Actors, are you ready?
Lionblaze (as Firepaw): Not really...
Raystar: Never mind then, I will use time travel author powers to recreate it.
Lionblaze: :D
Raystar: HERE WE GO!
Rusty: Sigh... living with limited food and feral cats sounds fun.
Smudge: I inCORRectLy caPitALizE StuFF. DoN'T gO RustY!
Rusty: Nu i will!! *Goes into forest*
Graypaw: Yo wassup boi?! *Attempts to beat Rusty up*
Rusty: *One-shots Graypaw* K.O!
Bluestar: Want a scholarship to ThunderClan? You can major in fighting!
Rusty: Ok!
One day, three hours, seven minutes, and thirty seconds later...
Bluestar: Ok fam u ready?
Rusty: When did you become my friend?
Graypaw: Well YOLO let's go eat mice menoy hoy!
Rusty: mIcE?!
Graypaw: Bruh... you mean you eat pieces of bird poop?
Rusty: Uh...
Lionheart: SHUTTUP
They get to camp...
Longtail: You ain't welcome here until you either die or become useful. SO LEAVE OR FIGHT!
Rusty: *Sucker punches Longtail in the gut*
Longtail: OOF noise
Rusty's collar: *Commits life off*
Bluestar: ThiS iS A sIGn! *Does naming cermony*
Ravenpaw: HELP. I have PTSD from my teacher :(
Bluestar: Wait wat?
Meanwhile...
Tigerclaw: *Commits murder and treason*
Back at camp...
Ravenpaw: THE DEPUTY THAT EVERYONE FORGOT IS DEAD!!!
Bluestar: A tragedy...
Tigerclaw: Yey i will be deputy now! Just wa-
Bluestar: Ok Lionheart ur new deputy sorry Tigerclaw lmao
Tigerclaw: Why...
Scene 2: Proposal!!!![]
Tigerstar: Hehehe i can tame dog now lol!!
Dog: Bruh get off
Meanwhile...
Fireheart: Okay the trail leads blah blah
Everyone else in that mission: Ok wtvr.
Firestar: Oh no I'm scared! OF THE DOGS OF COURSE!!!
THIS FOLLOWING SCENE IS FICTIONAL AND IS NOT BASED ON EVENTS IN THE BOOKS
Fireheart: Hmm... me has BiG bRAIned idea! *Goes over to Whitestorm* Hey Whitestorm I need help on proposing to Sandstorm!
Whitestorm: Hm, unfortunately i suck at that stuff. Go ask someone else!
Firestar: Ok. *Goes to Brackenfur* Hey I need help on proposing to Sandstorm!
Brackenfur (In monotone): I. Am. Made. Of. Cardboard. I do not know what 'love' or 'feelings' are.
Fireheart: Why does my suffix-name keep changing from star to heart?
TBC
Spoof 3- Starrystar's Prophecy x Spoof Mode (Unfinished)[]
Prolouge[]
HUDAman: Awesome gave me permission to SPOOF MODE this, and I hope this Starrystar Spoof is awesome too! (Bad pun, ik)
Mechakitty: CHIKN FROM CHICK-FIL-A!!! USE IT AS A SIGN
Sockpuppet: Can we give them buffalo wings with watermelon and flamethrowers?
Mechakitty: No.
ChickenClan: *Screams at each other for a few minutes*
Chick-Fil-A God: Cease your whining. What is the prophecy?
Sockpuppet: The one with buffalo wings and watermelons. Oh and the flamethrowers for added danger :>
Chick-Fil-A God: Ok, IDC anyway.
Mosspool: Swimmm-iiiinnngggg in a Luuu--cccckkkky Cha-
Sockpuppet: Hey, I just wanted to let you know watermelons are bad! But they can be stopped with Buffalo Wild Wings! Oh, and use flamethrowers too! Bai gtg!
Mosspool: Ok, IDC anyway bai!!! *Swims in lucky charm bowl*
Mechakitty: Drops M-Bomb on Mosspool
Raystar: Wait, what?
HUDAman: Mushroom Bomb.
Raystar: Gotcha.
ChickenClan: YEY!!!!
Chapter 1[]
Starrykit: *Sees fox* o.o
Gangumkit: Let's do dis.
*Gangam Style plays*
Deadstar: O no. *Prints receipt through mouth that says Warriors, attack the fox! Don't bother saving the kits.*
Starrykit: KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!
Gangumkit: GANGUM NOISE BLAST!!!!!!
Fox: *Ears explode from noise, runs with chicken in tow*
Teletubby: *Rises*
Lasagnakit: *Sees there is no lasagna left* NUUUUUUUU *Attacks Buffpelt* Oops...
Buffpelt: *KO's kit*
Silvertail: *Ignores her son Lasagnakit*
Nerdface: THE FLAMETHROWER IS DEAD...
*Distorted mumbling and groans*
Somewhere in UrpClan...
YouTubestar: Lez make a videoooo!!
Tailkit: I speak Boncese!
YouTubestar: What now?
Tailkit: Boncese! A combination of Spongebobese and Jibberishmis!
YouTubestar: -_- Call fred Dogbreath.
Dogbreath: THATS IN LOWERCASE!!!!
YouTubestar: IDC, just go get fred.
fred: Why is my name lowerc- Oh, hi! You called! I SHALL GET ZE BATTERIES!
YouTubestar: Tank you.
TBC