Spoof 1- Karaoke. Nothing else. I think.

Raystar: I don't like this already.

HUDAman: MYYYYYYYY HEARTTTTTTTTT'S A STERRRRRRRRRRREEEEO!

Everyone: SHUTTUP!

Glass: *Shatters*

HUDAman: That cost $1000 to replace!

Raystar: -_-

HUDAman: Oh, well. Can we get rid of D/P RW?

D/P RW: W-wait! N-

Everyone else: Yes.

*Insert large explosion noise*

Raystar: Yellow and Bla-

HUDAman: It's black and yellow, dummy.

Raystar: :(

HUDAman: Already off subject. Back to karao-

Everyone else: NO!

HUDAman: Can I just play the Who Let the Dogs out paro-

Everyone else: We. Just. Said. NO!

HUDAman: *Autotuned crying*

Raystar: The spoofs nowadays-

HUDAman: Are great!

Raystar: -are terrible.

HUDAman: ;-;

[BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP]

Raystar: Introducing Calexa! The digital feline assistant! Complete with-

HUDAman: Stop. Catana is obviously better.

Raystar: Ew you like Micatsoft?

Narrator: My-cat-soft xD

Firestar: Furi is the best.

Raystar: Well, Capple isn't so bad-

Narrator: STOP WITH THE PARODIES!

Raystar: What? You want it to be Cattle? Ew, cows!

[Somewhereless...]

Ambulance: The wheels on the ambulance GO FAST BOI! GO FAST BOI! GO FAST B-

[BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP]

Bird: Cheep cheep!

Raystar: This isn't Mario. Also, you're a berd, not a fish.

Kitkit: You speled bird wrong xD

Raystar: You spelled spell wrong xD

[LATER]

HUDAman: These spoofs have no purpose whatsoever. Why do I even write them?

Raystar: cOntENt!

(Editors Note:) There was an outro of some sort here, but due to me being up at midnight, stuff happened- including me being an idiot.

Spoof 2- oof

Raystar: Welcome to LSRAY, aka Last spoof Raystar asked you!

HUDAman: (-‸ლ)

Raystar: What?

HUDAman: You're clearly copying PewDewPie's LWIAY.

Raystar: But he copied Jacksfilms YIAY!

[HUDAman.exe has stopped working]

Raystar: Hullo there Firestar. How are you doing?

Firestar: Who mad-dde th-this PICTURE?!

Raystar: What pict- O.O

Graystripe: I wanna se- O.O

HUDAman: *Starts working again* Wait, what picture? *Looks at picture* Oh... It's just... a picture of fire.

Raystar: FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Firestar: HELP US!

Graystripe: WEEEEEEE OOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOO-

Random Cat: Everybody clap your hands!

Everyone else: *Looks at random cat*

Random Cat: Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap CLAP!

Everyone else: *Yeets at random cat and headbutt him out of existence*

Raystar: This is less of a spoof and more of a Super Smash Bros match...

HUDAman: Good.

Raystar: No, not g-

HUDAman: Good.

Raystar: Good.

HUDAman: Good!

Raystar: Good!!

HUDAman: GOOD!!

Raystar: GOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!

[95 painful seconds later]

???: FBI OPEN UP! *Door breaks*

Raystar: Uhhhhh... hi?

HUDAman: ...

???: My name is ???! You are going to be arrested for screaming good!

HUDAman: GOOD!

???: Huh.

Raystar: I'm losing brain cells by the second.

Firestar: Oh, that's nice!

T1gerstar: Ello.

Tiger2tar: Why r u here.

Grammar Policeman: HEY! THAT'S ILLEGAL!

Tiger2tar: Wdym?

Grammar Policeman: AHHHH I HATE INTERNET ABBREVIATIONS!

Raystar: Is no one going to pay attention to the fact that a guy named ??? is still here?

HUDAman: Clearly not.

Raystar: Eh, ok.

Tiger2tar: So, what do you guys wanna do?

Grammar Policeman: STOP IGNORING ME!

Leafpool: Guys! I have been promoted to a crime boss!

Raystar: I thought we ended the Leafpool and a Cuckoo Clock series!

HUDAman: We did.

Raystar: Oh. So why is she here now?

HUDAman: IDK.

Grammar Policeman: ITUEBHUHEGUBRHEWJEFHGBRNJEFGRBBJEIGNRJ

Leafpool: They gave me something called an RPG!

HUDAman: We're dead-

Leafpool: *Shoots RPG and explodes everyone*

[Over in StarClan]

Tallstar: ♩Making my way downcamp, pawing fast♩

Bluestar: Oh for goodness sake would you shut up?

Tallstar: Fine! I'll sing a different song!

Bluestar: Please don't-

Tallstar: ♩24 CARROTS IN THE ARRRRRRRR-EAA! ♩

Bluestar: Those aren't the lyrics.

Tallstar: IDC! *Starts singing Mario Bros 1-1 music but way out of tune*

Bluestar: JTNHUJI(RUJTRNGI(TIHU*RETHBUJ

(One comment equals one regained brain cell Bluestar needs)

Raystar: NO! YOU EVIL MONSTER!

Tallstar: Wait. Aren't you dead? From the explosion?

Raystar: NO FOURTH WALL BREAKING- ANYWAYS, WHY ARE WE ADVERTISING?

HUDAman: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!

Raystar: NO, YOU'RE SCREAMING!

T1gerstar: EVERYONE SHUTTUP!

END OF THE LOUD SPOOF

Spoof 3- Among Cats, OC's, Humans, Felines, Memes, and other strange things (feat. Skinnyboi)

(Editors Note: Once again, we are not responsible for terrible punctuation and/or spelling)

Skinnyboi: Hey guys. Remember me. So, um. Me and HUDAman don’t have good…. Connections right now. If you remember from last time I was here.

Ghost of D/P RW: I don’t!

Raystar: Why did you bring these fools back?

HUDAman: I have no idea!

Raystar: rly..? *Facepalms*

Firestar: I AM A MEME AT THIS POINT!

Airheart: Am I still allowed?

Raystar: Maybe..

HUDAman: Get out or I call the FBC!

Airheart: But... It was my dum creator last time. Not me!

Skinnyboi: I'm demoting you!

Airheart: Anyways…… Why did you bring me here? I was watching anime!

Everyone Else: ._.

Raystar: How do you even know what anime is?

Airheart: How do you know what anime is?

Raystar: The pog masters taught me.

Skinnyboi: Ummm… enough about anime. All I watched was pokemon.

Ash: *GASP* MY SHOW! WANT AUTOGRAPH!?

Raystar: Please, just stop. I thought we got rid of him!

Skinnyboi: Ye too much of an ego *Oofs ash*

Ash: *Is blown up cause it wouldn't be a spoof without it*

Aireheart: HUDAman!? Raystar!? Why u brought us here?.....

HUDAman: Cuz I have zero inspiration whatsoever. And a chronic headache.

Bluestar: *STILL suffering brain cell loss*

The guy who always gets voted off first: Wanna play among us?

Airheart: Meh i got nothin better to do

Among Us: We don't allow cats…

Airheart: Well that is insulting. *Hacks the computer*

Among Us: Welcome handsome cat.

Airheart: =D much better!

Everyone else: -_-

Among us: *Starts game* Imposters are…. Airheart and Memecat.

Memecat: How did I get here?

Airheart: Cmon lets do this. *Kills skinnyboi in medbay and vents*

Skinnyboi’s spirit: Yep still demoting u.

Memecat: *Pressing random buttons cuz they don't know how to play* *Kills HUDAman on accident*

HUDAman’s Ghost: *Middle finger*

Skinnyboi’s Spirit: 0.0

Kitkit: *Sees memecat kill* *Reports*

Kitkit: Look, I'm just a kid. But I am a pro gamer man. Memecat took away the front half of that guy's body!

Ash: Wait so he killed?

Airheart: WHY ARE U EVEN HERE!!!!!!??????

Ash: Idk. Memes?

Everyone: *Votes ash off*

Among Us: Ash was blown up….. He is an idiot….. He is not an impostor.

Among Us: Imposters win.

Memecat: Again…. Why am I here???

Skinnyboi: *Realizes he has author powers*

Ghost of D/P RW: Well, this can’t go well.

Skinnyboi: *Drops a nuke on everyone*

Everyone: 0-0

Airheart: *eye roll* You nimrod! *Teleports everyone to mars and they watch earth get blown up*

Earth: WHY MEEEEE!

Raystar: Don’t you dare bring back Redstar-

Redstar: Ello!

Skinnyboi: o_0 NOPE! NOT U! *Blows up Redstar*

Redstar’s spirit: What did I ever do wrong???

*Let it go starts playing*

Everyone but skinnyboi: *Looks around in confusion* WTH

Skinnyboi: *Is dancing cuz he's weird like that*

Everyone else: *Tries to kill Skinnyboi*

Skinnyboi: *Makes everyone do whip and nae nae*

Everyone else: THAT'S AN OLD FREAKING MEME!!!!!!!!!!!

Skinnyboi: *Plays old town road and sings along*

Airheart: Wait isn't that copy-righted-

Rando: WE HAVE PAUSED THIS STORY DUE TO SKINNYBOI BEING AN IDIOT AND PLAYING OLD TOWN ROAD (I honestly don't even know if it's copy-righted)

[BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP]

Raystar: Laa, laalaa laa! Laa, laa laa laa LAA! La la laa laa! Laa laa lala laa laa la!

HUDAman: What the heck was that?

Raystar: The Muffin Song- La remix!

Airheart: Welp skinnyboi…. We all know what's comin,

HUDAman: *Removes skinnyboi’s author powers and bans him*

Airheart: YAY!

Raystar: Btw why do u and him not like each other. You’ve always had… a teetering friendship.

Airheart: *Whispers a story to Raystar*

Raystar: oooooooooooh. Makes sense.

Airheart: Ye um……. So… anyways

END OF THE RANDOM SPOOF WE WERE DRAGGED INTO!

Raystar: Bad ending.

THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

Raystar: HECK NO!

END OF THE CRAZY AND QUESTIONABLE SPOOF!

Raystar: Much better. See ya next time for more pain and misery!

Spoof 4- oof part twoof

Raystar: Really?

HUDAman: What?

Raystar: The title.

HUDAman: I like it. It's very punny.

Raystar: Ugh...

Firestar: Did you hear the news? They're making Pluto a planet again!

Raystar: That's fake.

Firestar: :O do you dare challenge the stupid side of the internet?

Raystar: Yes.

Firestar: IOKTENJITGNIGNRIGJH

Grammar Policeman: I give up.

Firestar: Thanks!

Raystar: ...

Leafpool: Hey, look at this! My loyal followers gave me a... 'nuke!'

Raystar: 0.0

[EXPLOSION]

Narrator: We interrupt your daily program with the following ad!

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[BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP]

Tallstar: I'm a great singer!

Bluestar: You are not.

Tallstar: :O Meanie.

[BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP]

Raystar: Why are we still here?

HUDAman: You're immortal, of course.

Raystar: No, I meant THEM. *Points at Leafpool and just about everyone else in the vicinity of the nuke*

HUDAman: Ah. Spoof logic.

Raystar: .-.

HUDAman: So, what do you wanna do now?

Kitkit: Let's go to Isney Wurld!

Raystar: Let's n-

Kitkit: Yes? YIPPEE!

Raystar: Oh no

HUDAman: Big oh no

Kitkit: Oooooooo yes! *Does disco dance*

Leafpool: Yay we're all alive!

Raystar: .-.

Also Leafpool: Yay we're all dead!

Raystar: wait wut

HUDAman: I-It cannot be!

Raystar: wait wut

HUDAman: The nuke caused a nuclear split!

Raystar: That makes zero sense; I studied Quantum Physics at Barkley University!

HUDAman: Ah. Spoof logic.

Raystar: STOP SAYING THAT!

[3 am the next day]

Raystar: *Snoring*

Kitkit: *Sneaks into Raystar's house*

Narrator: Wait, cats have hous-

HUDAman: *Whispering* Shuttup, it's content.

Narrator: *Whispering too* You sound like a subscriber-hungry YouTuber.

Raystar: *Still snoring*

Kitkit: *Slaps him awake* Look what I found!

Raystar: ACK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!

Kitkit: I found a Nerf Gun!

Raystar: Oh no-

*Insert painful blinding of Raystar*

Kitkit: Oops. *Calls 911*

Doctor: What happened?

Kitkit: I shot a cat's eye out with a Jolt reskin. (#InsideNerfJokesHelpMeI'mANerfObsessorWaitI'mNotAnymoreWhyIsThisHashtagSoLongIt'sLikeThirtyWordsLong...)

Doctor: Pesky Jolt reskins (-‸ლ)

Kitkit: Ik, right?

[AN HOUR LATER]

Raystar: I'M BLIIIIIND!

END OF THE ULTRAVIOLET SPOOF (HAHA MORE SCIENCE)

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