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Spoof 1- Karaoke. Nothing else. I think.
Raystar: I don't like this already.
HUDAman: MYYYYYYYY HEARTTTTTTTTT'S A STERRRRRRRRRRREEEEO!
Everyone: SHUTTUP!
Glass: *Shatters*
HUDAman: That cost $1000 to replace!
Raystar: -_-
HUDAman: Oh, well. Can we get rid of D/P RW?
D/P RW: W-wait! N-
Everyone else: Yes.
*Insert large explosion noise*
Raystar: Yellow and Bla-
HUDAman: It's black and yellow, dummy.
Raystar: :(
HUDAman: Already off subject. Back to karao-
Everyone else: NO!
HUDAman: Can I just play the Who Let the Dogs out paro-
Everyone else: We. Just. Said. NO!
HUDAman: *Autotuned crying*
Raystar: The spoofs nowadays-
HUDAman: Are great!
Raystar: -are terrible.
HUDAman: ;-;
[BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP]
Raystar: Introducing Calexa! The digital feline assistant! Complete with-
HUDAman: Stop. Catana is obviously better.
Raystar: Ew you like Micatsoft?
Narrator: My-cat-soft xD
Firestar: Furi is the best.
Raystar: Well, Capple isn't so bad-
Narrator: STOP WITH THE PARODIES!
Raystar: What? You want it to be Cattle? Ew, cows!
[Somewhereless...]
Ambulance: The wheels on the ambulance GO FAST BOI! GO FAST BOI! GO FAST B-
[BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP]
Bird: Cheep cheep!
Raystar: This isn't Mario. Also, you're a berd, not a fish.
Kitkit: You speled bird wrong xD
Raystar: You spelled spell wrong xD
[LATER]
HUDAman: These spoofs have no purpose whatsoever. Why do I even write them?
Raystar: cOntENt!
(Editors Note:) There was an outro of some sort here, but due to me being up at midnight, stuff happened- including me being an idiot.
Spoof 2- oof
Raystar: Welcome to LSRAY, aka Last spoof Raystar asked you!
HUDAman: (－‸ლ)
Raystar: What?
HUDAman: You're clearly copying PewDewPie's LWIAY.
Raystar: But he copied Jacksfilms YIAY!
[HUDAman.exe has stopped working]
Raystar: Hullo there Firestar. How are you doing?
Firestar: Who mad-dde th-this PICTURE?!
Raystar: What pict- O.O
Graystripe: I wanna se- O.O
HUDAman: *Starts working again* Wait, what picture? *Looks at picture* Oh... It's just... a picture of fire.
Raystar: FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Firestar: HELP US!
Graystripe: WEEEEEEE OOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOO-
Random Cat: Everybody clap your hands!
Everyone else: *Looks at random cat*
Random Cat: Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap CLAP!
Everyone else: *Yeets at random cat and headbutt him out of existence*
Raystar: This is less of a spoof and more of a Super Smash Bros match...
HUDAman: Good.
Raystar: No, not g-
HUDAman: Good.
Raystar: Good.
HUDAman: Good!
Raystar: Good!!
HUDAman: GOOD!!
Raystar: GOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!
[95 painful seconds later]
???: FBI OPEN UP! *Door breaks*
Raystar: Uhhhhh... hi?
HUDAman: ...
???: My name is ???! You are going to be arrested for screaming good!
HUDAman: GOOD!
???: Huh.
Raystar: I'm losing brain cells by the second.
Firestar: Oh, that's nice!
T1gerstar: Ello.
Tiger2tar: Why r u here.
Grammar Policeman: HEY! THAT'S ILLEGAL!
Tiger2tar: Wdym?
Grammar Policeman: AHHHH I HATE INTERNET ABBREVIATIONS!
Raystar: Is no one going to pay attention to the fact that a guy named ??? is still here?
HUDAman: Clearly not.
Raystar: Eh, ok.
Tiger2tar: So, what do you guys wanna do?
Grammar Policeman: STOP IGNORING ME!
Leafpool: Guys! I have been promoted to a crime boss!
Raystar: I thought we ended the Leafpool and a Cuckoo Clock series!
HUDAman: We did.
Raystar: Oh. So why is she here now?
HUDAman: IDK.
Grammar Policeman: ITUEBHUHEGUBRHEWJEFHGBRNJEFGRBBJEIGNRJ
Leafpool: They gave me something called an RPG!
HUDAman: We're dead-
Leafpool: *Shoots RPG and explodes everyone*
[Over in StarClan]
Tallstar: ♩Making my way downcamp, pawing fast♩
Bluestar: Oh for goodness sake would you shut up?
Tallstar: Fine! I'll sing a different song!
Bluestar: Please don't-
Tallstar: ♩24 CARROTS IN THE ARRRRRRRR-EAA! ♩
Bluestar: Those aren't the lyrics.
Tallstar: IDC! *Starts singing Mario Bros 1-1 music but way out of tune*
Bluestar: JTNHUJI(RUJTRNGI(TIHU*RETHBUJ
(One comment equals one regained brain cell Bluestar needs)
Raystar: NO! YOU EVIL MONSTER!
Tallstar: Wait. Aren't you dead? From the explosion?
Raystar: NO FOURTH WALL BREAKING- ANYWAYS, WHY ARE WE ADVERTISING?
HUDAman: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!
Raystar: NO, YOU'RE SCREAMING!
T1gerstar: EVERYONE SHUTTUP!
END OF THE LOUD SPOOF
Spoof 3- Among Cats, OC's, Humans, Felines, Memes, and other strange things (feat. Skinnyboi)
(Editors Note: Once again, we are not responsible for terrible punctuation and/or spelling)
Skinnyboi: Hey guys. Remember me. So, um. Me and HUDAman don’t have good…. Connections right now. If you remember from last time I was here.
Ghost of D/P RW: I don’t!
Raystar: Why did you bring these fools back?
HUDAman: I have no idea!
Raystar: rly..? *Facepalms*
Firestar: I AM A MEME AT THIS POINT!
Airheart: Am I still allowed?
Raystar: Maybe..
HUDAman: Get out or I call the FBC!
Airheart: But... It was my dum creator last time. Not me!
Skinnyboi: I'm demoting you!
Airheart: Anyways…… Why did you bring me here? I was watching anime!
Everyone Else: ._.
Raystar: How do you even know what anime is?
Airheart: How do you know what anime is?
Raystar: The pog masters taught me.
Skinnyboi: Ummm… enough about anime. All I watched was pokemon.
Ash: *GASP* MY SHOW! WANT AUTOGRAPH!?
Raystar: Please, just stop. I thought we got rid of him!
Skinnyboi: Ye too much of an ego *Oofs ash*
Ash: *Is blown up cause it wouldn't be a spoof without it*
Aireheart: HUDAman!? Raystar!? Why u brought us here?.....
HUDAman: Cuz I have zero inspiration whatsoever. And a chronic headache.
Bluestar: *STILL suffering brain cell loss*
The guy who always gets voted off first: Wanna play among us?
Airheart: Meh i got nothin better to do
Among Us: We don't allow cats…
Airheart: Well that is insulting. *Hacks the computer*
Among Us: Welcome handsome cat.
Airheart: =D much better!
Everyone else: -_-
Among us: *Starts game* Imposters are…. Airheart and Memecat.
Memecat: How did I get here?
Airheart: Cmon lets do this. *Kills skinnyboi in medbay and vents*
Skinnyboi’s spirit: Yep still demoting u.
Memecat: *Pressing random buttons cuz they don't know how to play* *Kills HUDAman on accident*
HUDAman’s Ghost: *Middle finger*
Skinnyboi’s Spirit: 0.0
Kitkit: *Sees memecat kill* *Reports*
Kitkit: Look, I'm just a kid. But I am a pro gamer man. Memecat took away the front half of that guy's body!
Ash: Wait so he killed?
Airheart: WHY ARE U EVEN HERE!!!!!!??????
Ash: Idk. Memes?
Everyone: *Votes ash off*
Among Us: Ash was blown up….. He is an idiot….. He is not an impostor.
Among Us: Imposters win.
Memecat: Again…. Why am I here???
Skinnyboi: *Realizes he has author powers*
Ghost of D/P RW: Well, this can’t go well.
Skinnyboi: *Drops a nuke on everyone*
Everyone: 0-0
Airheart: *eye roll* You nimrod! *Teleports everyone to mars and they watch earth get blown up*
Earth: WHY MEEEEE!
Raystar: Don’t you dare bring back Redstar-
Redstar: Ello!
Skinnyboi: o_0 NOPE! NOT U! *Blows up Redstar*
Redstar’s spirit: What did I ever do wrong???
*Let it go starts playing*
Everyone but skinnyboi: *Looks around in confusion* WTH
Skinnyboi: *Is dancing cuz he's weird like that*
Everyone else: *Tries to kill Skinnyboi*
Skinnyboi: *Makes everyone do whip and nae nae*
Everyone else: THAT'S AN OLD FREAKING MEME!!!!!!!!!!!
Skinnyboi: *Plays old town road and sings along*
Airheart: Wait isn't that copy-righted-
Rando: WE HAVE PAUSED THIS STORY DUE TO SKINNYBOI BEING AN IDIOT AND PLAYING OLD TOWN ROAD (I honestly don't even know if it's copy-righted)
[BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP]
Raystar: Laa, laalaa laa! Laa, laa laa laa LAA! La la laa laa! Laa laa lala laa laa la!
HUDAman: What the heck was that?
Raystar: The Muffin Song- La remix!
Airheart: Welp skinnyboi…. We all know what's comin,
HUDAman: *Removes skinnyboi’s author powers and bans him*
Airheart: YAY!
Raystar: Btw why do u and him not like each other. You’ve always had… a teetering friendship.
Airheart: *Whispers a story to Raystar*
Raystar: oooooooooooh. Makes sense.
Airheart: Ye um……. So… anyways
END OF THE RANDOM SPOOF WE WERE DRAGGED INTO!
Raystar: Bad ending.
THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
Raystar: HECK NO!
END OF THE CRAZY AND QUESTIONABLE SPOOF!
Raystar: Much better. See ya next time for more pain and misery!
Spoof 4- oof part twoof
Raystar: Really?
HUDAman: What?
Raystar: The title.
HUDAman: I like it. It's very punny.
Raystar: Ugh...
Firestar: Did you hear the news? They're making Pluto a planet again!
Raystar: That's fake.
Firestar: :O do you dare challenge the stupid side of the internet?
Raystar: Yes.
Firestar: IOKTENJITGNIGNRIGJH
Grammar Policeman: I give up.
Firestar: Thanks!
Raystar: ...
Leafpool: Hey, look at this! My loyal followers gave me a... 'nuke!'
Raystar: 0.0
[EXPLOSION]
Narrator: We interrupt your daily program with the following ad!
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Cocomelon vs PewDewPie- Coming Spring 2021
[BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP]
Tallstar: I'm a great singer!
Bluestar: You are not.
Tallstar: :O Meanie.
[BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP]
Raystar: Why are we still here?
HUDAman: You're immortal, of course.
Raystar: No, I meant THEM. *Points at Leafpool and just about everyone else in the vicinity of the nuke*
HUDAman: Ah. Spoof logic.
Raystar: .-.
HUDAman: So, what do you wanna do now?
Kitkit: Let's go to Isney Wurld!
Raystar: Let's n-
Kitkit: Yes? YIPPEE!
Raystar: Oh no
HUDAman: Big oh no
Kitkit: Oooooooo yes! *Does disco dance*
Leafpool: Yay we're all alive!
Raystar: .-.
Also Leafpool: Yay we're all dead!
Raystar: wait wut
HUDAman: I-It cannot be!
Raystar: wait wut
HUDAman: The nuke caused a nuclear split!
Raystar: That makes zero sense; I studied Quantum Physics at Barkley University!
HUDAman: Ah. Spoof logic.
Raystar: STOP SAYING THAT!
[3 am the next day]
Raystar: *Snoring*
Kitkit: *Sneaks into Raystar's house*
Narrator: Wait, cats have hous-
HUDAman: *Whispering* Shuttup, it's content.
Narrator: *Whispering too* You sound like a subscriber-hungry YouTuber.
Raystar: *Still snoring*
Kitkit: *Slaps him awake* Look what I found!
Raystar: ACK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!
Kitkit: I found a Nerf Gun!
Raystar: Oh no-
*Insert painful blinding of Raystar*
Kitkit: Oops. *Calls 911*
Doctor: What happened?
Kitkit: I shot a cat's eye out with a Jolt reskin. (#InsideNerfJokesHelpMeI'mANerfObsessorWaitI'mNotAnymoreWhyIsThisHashtagSoLongIt'sLikeThirtyWordsLong...)
Doctor: Pesky Jolt reskins (－‸ლ)
Kitkit: Ik, right?
[AN HOUR LATER]
Raystar: I'M BLIIIIIND!
END OF THE ULTRAVIOLET SPOOF (HAHA MORE SCIENCE)
