INTRO (TAKE ONE)
ROCKLEAP: Let me tell you about StormClan. Sandclaw will be joining me in this story.
ROCKLEAP: Errr, hi Sandclaw, let me talk.
LIGHTSTRIKE: Hey Rockstar!
ROCKLEAP: I’ll be back...
INTRO (TAKE TWO)
ROCKLEAP: Errr... that was awkward. Take 2?
LIGHTSTRIKE: Me two?!
ROCKLEAP: Ehhhhh.... Sure?
ROCKLEAP: Take 3?
INTRO (TAKE THREE)
ROCKLEAP: Before we get distracted again, StormClan is a clan above it all in unclaimed highstones. We all look distinctive with sleek pelts and strong muscles (making some she-cats like me look like toms). I founded this clan after Ironstar of ThunderClan died and I found out that he wasn't really my father.
ROCKLEAP: Really? Call you a deputy.
SANDCLAW: Srry. :)
LIGHTSTRIKE: Cool! I love Computer emojis! :D :3 :-) XD
ROCKLEAP: Enough with the emoticons!
TAKE FOUR AND BE DONE WITH IT!
ROCKLEAP: So I realized my real parents were Jayfeather and Half Moon, Two cats who lived long ago and I was born in StarClan. Snakestar, the new leader of ThunderClan was not smart and gave up too much land. I knew I had to leave before we all died. I went to the Moon Pool and my father told me to start a new clan far away. So Sandclaw, Thornpelt, Sparrowwing, Duststorm, and I set off. Duststorm died along the way and Sparrowwing shattered his jaw.
SHATTEREDJAW: Where'd ya think I got my name?
ROCKLEAP: We started a clan with the locals and every cat got a mysterious gift. I went to the MoonCave for my 9 lives. They told me that I already had 'unlimited' lives, so they gave me 9 gifts instead (Sharp senses from a cat called Dovewing, Ability to not get hurt in battle, Ability to speak to all non-cats except twolegs, Ability to breathe underwater, Ability to walk in dreams, Power to see ghosts, Sharper claws and teeth, and Time Travel. I used my Timetravel to try and save Duststorm. I slipped and both Sandclaw and Dustorm died. You see, Sandclaw tried to save me but died in the process.
SANDCLAW: What?! I'M RIGHT HERE!
ROCKLEAP: I returned to the past and held my to-be Deputy back and suffered, watching my friend die all over again.
SANDCLAW: Oh. *Sob* Poor Duststorm.
ROCKLEAP: I realized that young Lightkit had the power to time travel too. I took him as an apprentice.
LIGHTSTRIKE: Heck yeah!
ROCKLEAP: He was reckless and caused a few problems in time that we had to fix. *Ahem*
LIGHTSTRIKE: C'mon! Don't tell them about that!
ROCKLEAP: Okaaaaaaaaay... That's it.
SANDCLAW: What the-
ROCKLEAP: I'm going to close it!
SANDCLAW: But we're cats we're not supposed to know how to-
(SANDCLAW: Hey! I'm not done!
ROCKLEAP: Too bad!)