After Firestar's Death
|Return of the Graystripe||Succeded by: |
Son of the Graystripe
Cloudstar: Work! Work! Work! Am I paying you to do nothing?
Spiderleg: Your not paying us at all!
(All cats work.)
Cloudstar: Yes!!! Yes!!! Do my biding!!!!! Muhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ferncloud and Spiderleg talk secretly behind the nursery.)
Ferncloud: Cloudstar has gone mad with power.
Spiderleg: He's gone completely insane!
Ferncloud: We should kill him!
Spiderleg: But only a cat like Graystripe can save us.
Ferncloud: (Sings.) If only we had that Graystripe, we wouldn't suffer anymore. If only I had a milkshake, I would be dancin' round the ground!
Cloudstar: Is that horrible singing that doesn't even ryme I hear? Ferncloud, what were you singing about.
Ferncloud: How you wouldn't give me a milkshake.
Cloudstar: I thought you were singing about Graystripe, but whatever. And the milkshake thing is nonsense! Cats don't drink milkshakes.
(Cloudstar sees Brightheart drinking a milkshake. Brightheart stops when Cloudstar looks at her. She whistles.)
Cloudstar: Okay then. Now, GO TO WORK!!!!!
(Meanwhile, deep in the forest.)
Graystripe: Where am I, anyway?
Owl: Your in the forest of no return. Turn back or you will be killed.
Graystripe: Why the h*** is an owl talking to me?
Owl: I am not owl. I am an illusion.
Graystripe: My mind is playing tricks on me! Have I gone insane?
Owl: (Reapears.) Yes.
Graystripe: (Runs around randomly. Hears russeling in a bush. Stops. Pads over to bush. See's a tiny squirrel.) Awwwwwwwww, it's so cute!
Squirrel: YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Graystripe: Show me to the exit squirrel, or I will kill you.
Squirrel: You can't kill me. I'm really (transtorms into giant demon squirrel.) A GIANT DEMON SQUIRREL!!!!!!
Graystripe: (Runs away. Squirrel chases him.) Why is the world haunting me? (Finds cave and hides in it. Squirrel doesn't follow.) I'm finally safe.
(A pair of red eyes apear.)
Graystripe: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!! (Runs out of cave. Demon frogs chase him.) Why StarClan, why? Why me, StarClan, what have I done to you. Just end my life already!"
(Lightening bolt hits Graystripe. Graystripe dies. Demons go away. Another lightening bolt strikes Graystripe and he wakes up.)
Graystripe: The second lighteing bold must have revived me! I'm alive.
Owl: This is the forest of no return!
Graystripe: (Throws a rock at owl.) Shut up, owl!
Cloudstar: Work! Work!
Graystripe: (Comes into camp.) I'm alive. Step down, Cloudstar!
Cloudstar: I don't think so. Stupidberry, get me my black cape!
Jayfeather: Uuuuummmmm, we don't have a Stupidberry.
Cloudstar: Fine. The next kit born will be named Stupidkit, then Stupidpaw, then Stupidberry.
Cloudstar: It sounds worthy of my black-cape-getting-servant. Anyway, Ferncloud, get me my black cape!
(Ferncloud brings him cape. Cloudstar puts it on.)
Cloudstar: You can't beat me! I am so powerful with my cape!
Graystripe: That's where your wrong. I too have a cape! (Puts on a red cape.)
Cloudstar: Well, I have the powers of StarClan! (Wind blows away Graystripe's cape.) See my epic power?
Graystripe: Oh my StarClan.
Cloudstar: Wait, I have a better way of killing you. (Cape goes back onto Graystripe, then it catches on fire. Graystripe gets burned to a crisp.)
Cloudatar: Yay! Roast Graystripe! I will eat it. (Eats.)
Ferncloud: What about my milkshake?
Cloudstar: No milkshakes! (Brightheart sips milkshake. When Cloudstar looks at her she stops and whistles.)
Ferncloud: I'm going to sing a sad song to go with the credits.
Cloudstar: No, don't!
Ferncloud: I will!
If only we had Graystripe, we wouldn't suffer anymore!
If I only had a milkshake I'd be dancin' 'round the floor!
Cloudstar: I thought it was ground!
Writen by Whitestar7
If only I could take one last sip, I wouldn't be so sad!
Would just one milkshake be so bad?!
Idea by Whitestar7
If only I-
Cloudstar: Shut up!