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This will be a collection of Pokémon battles, except they will be done by cats. Hope you enjoy them! This will be made by me and Ferret.

Firestar v. Tigerstar (The obvious one)[]

Battlegrounds: McDonalds

Firestar: Ladedumdadum! (Walks into McDonalds)

Random kit: (Crying) Tigerstar is eating all the big macs! WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Firestar: (In heroic announcer voice) I'll stop him!

Tigerstar: (Eating Big Macs) Stop me from doing what?

Firestar: (stares at Tigerstar blankly)

Tigerstar: (slowly bites into yet another Big Mac) Nom...?

Firestar: I see how it is. It looks as I must use...the Scourge Strike.

Tigerstar: (chokes on Big Mac) WHAT?!

Scourge: (poofs at the counter of McDonald’s) My...killer attack is only to be used...in the most dire situation.

Firestar: Tigerstar is eating your personal Big Mac!

Scourge: WHAT? DIE! (Mauls Tigerstar)

Tigerstar: GAAAAAHHH! Alright this means war! I use my tiger drop!

Firestar: Wait, what? (Tiger lands on head)

Firestar: (pushes out from under tiger) Take this! (Shoots fire across the room and misses Tigerstar so it hits the Big Macs).

Everyone: (gasps) NOOOOO!!! THE BIG MACS!!

Random kit: (screeches) WAAAAAHHH!! We called you here to SAVE the sacred Macs, not KILL them!

Firestar: Oh, great! I-I’m so sorry! I’ve made a fatal mistake!

Scourge: How DARE you! The Biggest Mac shall take his revenge!

Firestar: HEY! This is supposed to be ME versus TIGERSTAR! Get outta here! (eats random magical ghost pepper and aims Flamethrower at Tigerstar)

The Biggest Mac: I am the great 100 pound Biggest Mac, and I will get revenge on the one who murders Big Macs!

Tigerstar: (Holding baby Big Mac) Isn't he cute?

Firestar: (Breathes fire on Tigerstar) Wahahahahahaha!

The Biggest Mac: You killed Baby Mac! DIE!!!!!!! (Jumps 200 yards into the air)

Firestar: Ummmm… yikes? (Biggest Mac lands on him for 1 million damage!)

Announcer cat: VICTORY! The Biggest Mac is victorious!

The End!

Hollyleaf v. Sol[]

Battlegrounds: The surface of the moon somehow (don’t ask)

Sol: (watches a shooting Big Mac fly across space)

Hollyleaf: (appears behind him, holding a knife. Instead, she uses Double Slap.)

Sol: OOGABOOGA! What was that for?! (rubs face)

Hollyleaf: (inhales) IT IS AGAINST THE CODE TO WATCH SHOOTING BIG MACS AND EVEN BE ALIVE IN SPACE AND SIT ON THE MOON AND BE NAMED SOL!!

Sol: You'll have to blame my mother for that one. (Summons mother)

Sol's mom: YOU HURT MY SOLY-WOLY! YOU MUST PAY! (Throws giant moon boulder on top of Hollyleaf)

Hollyleaf: (Pushes off boulder) Haha! There's low gravity here! And it is against the warrior code to call your son Soly-Woly! (Eats Sol's mother)

Sol: DIE! (Lights Hollyleaf on fire)

Hollyleaf: (Fire goes out) Haha! There's no oxygen on the moon because it is against the warrior code!

Sol: I don’t live by the warrior code! Now, DIE AGAIN! (flexes hard, and makes an eclipse)

Hollyleaf: What can that do, I can’t see-(is blinded by the light)-aaAAAARRGGGGHH!!

Sol: SET MY MOTHER FREE FROM THE DEPTHS OF YOUR INTESTINES! (stuffs magical yarrow down Hollyleaf’s throat)

Hollyleaf: (vomits out Sol’s mother)

Sol’s Mother: Why, thank you, Soly-Woly!

Hollyleaf: THAT WAS NOT IN THE WARRIOR CODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR......

(Hollyleaf summons Jupiter for a planetary collision)

Sol: GAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Quick, mom, call Darth Firestar!

Sol's mother: Okay!

Phone: *Beep...beep...beep...beep...beep... Darth Firestar is not home right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP!

Sol’s Mother: HELP MY SON AND I ARE IN GRAVE DANGER FROM THIS MANLET HEELLLPP! (ends message)

Sol: Nice.

Hollyleaf: YOU CALL ME A MANLET?! You die today, Sol. (vomits in Sol’s face) DROWN IN MY BILE!

Sol: (screams)

Sol’s mother: (yowls at the top of her lungs after inhaling all the oxygen-less air of the galaxy) HELP US DARTH FIRESTAR!!!!!

Darth Firestar: I am here. Now, where is this manlet that you need me to eliminate? (Sees Hollyleaf) GAAAAHH! Psychopath murderer! Help!

Emperor Bananaface: (Points at Hollyleaf) DIE!

Hollyleaf: You are not from the actual warriors series! DROWN IN MY BILE, YOU FOOL!

Emperor Bananaface: HACK! GURGLE! (Dies)

Darth Firestar: GAAAAAHHHHH! (Runs away)

Sol: No...NO! Emperor Bananaface!

Hollyleaf: Heh. watch out for the planetary collision.

(Jupiter is plummeting towards them at rapid, off-the-charts speeds)

Sol’s mother: (frantically fiddles with phone) PALPATINE, COME PLEASE! COME QUICKER THAN THE FLASH!

Hollyleaf: HEY! That’s against the code!

Jupiter: I'm not getting paid enough to be in this battle. (Starts flying away) Come on, Neptune, let's get a Big Mac.

Hollyleaf: NO! It is against the warrior code to do that!

Emperor Bananaface: I don't care about the warrior code! I follow the code of the pickles! Now die! (Shoots pickles at Hollyleaf)

Hollyleaf: Pickles are against the warrior code! And when did you come back to life?

Pickles: We're sorry, Hollyleaf. We will never do it again. (Stops existing)

Hollyleaf: NOT EXISTING IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!!! >:O

Sol: (sigh) Manlet...everything is against the warrior code at this rate. (throws a hot potato to Hollyleaf)

Hollyleaf: ?

(Hot potato explodes in her face)

Announcer Cat: Ohoho, looks like we have a winner! Sol, here’s a chicken dinner!

The End!

Squirrelflight v. Ashfur[]

Battlegrounds: Inside a black hole

Squirrelflight: Why am I here again?

Bananaface: Because someone wants to see you

Squirrelflight: Who?

Ashfur: (Jumps up and mauls Bananaface) Me! And it's time for you and all that you love to die!

Squirrelflight: Um, do I know you?

Ashfur: YES, fluff brain! How do you not recognize my lushous locks? (strokes his blonde hair)

Squirrelflight: Oh, it’s you. Don’t you think killing me and everyone I love is kinda overdoing it?

Ashfur: OverDOING it?!

Squirrelflight: We dated for, like, four weeks...

Ashfur: (prepares cannons)

Squirrelflight: Um... help?

Darth Firestar: Nope. Last time I answered a call for help, my boss died. (Sees Bananaface) NUUUUU!! Don't worry, we'll get you out of here. (Loads Bananaface into cannons and fires)

Bananaface: (Gets sucked back into black hole)

Darth Firestar: Oopsie. I'm coming! (Jumps into black hole)

Ashfur: DIE! (Wraps lushous locks around Squirrelflight and slams her into the ground) Wahahahahahahaha!

Squirrelflight: Hfflp mhhue, Braumblfclahw!

Ashfur: I’m sorry, I don’t understand Gibberish.

Brambleclaw: SUPERMAN IS HERE! (uses Mega Punch on Ashfur)

Squirrelflight: Yay! My hero!

Ashfur: (begins to wrap lushous locks around Brambleclaw) THIS IS OUR FIGHT!

(Lushous locks slam Brambleclaw into Squirrelflight than they fling him into the black hole)

Squirrelflight: SAVE ME!

Brambleclaw: AHHHHHH! (Turns into Superman and tries to fly away from black hole)

Ashfur: (Wraps lushous locks around Squirrelflight again) Die! (Slams Squirrelflight into ground)

Ashfur: (15 hours later, still slamming Squirrelflight into ground) DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!

Squirrelflight: Fine! I admit - I’M IMMORTAL!

Ashfur: (surprised Pikachu) What?!

Squirrelflight: That’s right, wussy. (grabs randomly floating lightsaber and slices Ashfur’s lushous locks and floats away)

Ashfur: NOOOOO!!! MY LUSHOUS LOCKS!!

Squirrelflight: (silently moves away)

Ashfur: You shall die!

Lushous locks: (Come to life) WE WILL DESTROY YOU! (Moves towards Squirrelflight)

Ashfur: YES! My lushous locks! Do my bidding and I will offer you power, right before luring you into a fire! Wait, did I just say that out loud?

Lushous locks: (Turn towards Ashfur)

Ashfur: Just kidding!

Lushous locks: You shall both suffer the pain of a thousand deaths by our power.

Ashfur: NO! I beg you for mercy!

Lushous locks: Mercy? (laughs) That is not what you gave us. You will pay.

Ashfur: HOW?!

Squirrelflight: (watches silently, munching magical popcorn)

Lushous locks: You must both quit being warrior cats and go to become... ACCOUNTANTS!

Ashfur: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! PLEASE, PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!

Lushous lock: No mercy for anyone. (Teleports Ashfur)

Ashfur: (At a desk in a random office building) NUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! (Dies)

Announcer Cat: It looks like Squirrelflight wins! Here's your prize: A years supply of Tootsie Rolls!

The End

Daisy v. Bananaface[]

Battlegrounds: Denny’s

Counter lady: Welcome to Denny’s! How may I help you?

Bananaface: (thinking) Wait...that’s...Berrynose’s MOTHER!

Daisy: I force you to give me unlimited panca-

Bananaface: (throws magical bananas at Daisy’s face) You created him, didn’t you?

Daisy: (noms bananas) I’m not sure I know what you mean.

Bananaface: You spawned that foul creature that calls himself... BERRYNOSE! Do you know what he did to me?!

Daisy: (Through mouthful of bananas) What?

Bananaface: He mauled me, that's what! All because I bit off his nose! I think that he overreacted, so you shall pay for him as I can't find him anywhere! DIE! (summons an army of evil bananas). Charge! Kill the mother of that traitorous scum!

Bananas: Your vocabulary is way too large for us. We cannot carry out your orders.

Bananaface: YOU'RE FIRED! GET OUT OF HERE!

Bananas: You have no right to speak to us that way, mister.

Bananaface: You mean, MASTER.

Bananas: We were not fired. We quit. (leaves Denny’s)

Counter lady: ...welcome to Denny’s?

Daisy: (grows buff arms, and charges at Bananaface)

Bananaface: Ack! (Hides behind counter) I summon the great bugs bunny robot!

(Giant bugs bunny rises from ground in the middle of the floor)

Bugs bunny robot: Eh, what's up, doc?

Bananaface: Destroy Daisy!

Bugs bunny robot: Yes, master. (Starts trampling flowers)

Bananaface: NO! Not those daisies! THAT Daisy! (points at Daisy)

Daisy: (headbutts counter, sending Counter Lady and Bananaface flying)

Bananaface: (flies into garbage can)

Daisy: And now...for my special attack. Reproduction! (magically makes thousands of kittens) SUFFOCATE IN MY MULTIPLE BERRYNOSE’S! And this time their father isn’t Spiderleg :)

Thousands of Berrynoses: (half attack Bugs bunny robot, half attack Bananaface)

Bugs bunny robot: (Collapses) Eh, what's up doc... (Deactivates)

Meanwhile...

Bananaface: There is only one way to defeat Berrynose...

Berrynoses: We will eat ALL the berries!

Bananaface: (Rips up tree) DIE!

Berrynoses: (disinegrates)

Bananaface: FINALLY! Now, off to-

Daisy: You...killed...my sons?!

Bananaface: Yup! You should be thankful.

Daisy: (grows even more buff arms, and grabs Bananaface)

Bananaface: ACK!

Daisy: YOU WILL DIE!!!!

Bananaface: I haven't done my special move yet! (Turns into a banana, starts sliding away) HAHA! SO LONG, SUCKER!

Daisy: GRRRARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH! (Reincarnates all of the Berrynoses, fuses them together into a giant Berrynose, and throws them) TRY ESCAPING FROM THIS!

Bananaface: WHA- (Giant Berrynose lands on head)

Giant Berrynose: (smooshes Bananaface)

Announcer Cat: 0-0 Looks like Daisy and her many sons wins! And...you alright there, Bananaface?

Bananaface: my...guts...

Announcer: Oh dear...uh, before this gets too gruesome, this battle is OVER!

The End! :D

Garfield v. Brackenfur[]

Battlegrounds: A sticky rice manufacturing factory! (Don't ask)

Garfield: (Eating sticky rice) Yum.

(Brackenfur gangnums in)

Brackenfur: You are eating my sticky rice! This means WAR!

Garfield: (Ignores Brackenfur and continues eating) Wha?

Brackenfur: (Throws sticky rice at Garfield) Take this!

Garfield: (noms sticky rice) It may not be lasagna or a Big Mac, but it’s pretty good!

Brackenfur: DO YOU EVEN SEE ME RIGHT NOW?!

Garfield: (continues eating) What? Is that cardboard cutout actually talking? How odd!

Brackenfur: FINE! I use...the Grand Papercut! (charges are Garfield, knocking the sticky rice out of his paws)

Garfield: He-OW! (holds up bleeding paw) The cardboard have me a papercut! :(

Brackenfur: (Gangnums) Wahahahahaha! I am the BEST!

Garfield: I'm hungry and I'm bored of sticky rice! I want some lasagna!

Brackenfur: Well, too bad, because you're not getting anythi- (Giant lasagna lands on head) GAAAAAAHHH!

Garfield: Mmm.. nom nom… tasty... (Lasagna is gone) Wait, I didn't know I ordered a cardboard cutout with this lasagna!

Brackenfur: I'M NOT A CARDBOARD CUTOUT!!!

Garfield: (slaps Brackenfur) Let alone screaming cardboard cutout of my least favorite character.

Brackenfur: D:

Garfield: (summons the Great Lasagna) Spirits....are you with us tonight?

Great Lasagna: You got that right.

Garfield: Spirits, I have called you here to assist me with this cardboard cutout.

Great Lasagna: What assistance is required?

Garfield: Get rid of him.

Brackenfur: NOOOOO!!!! I WILL NEVER DIE! (Multiplies into 20 cardboard cutouts)

Great Lasagna: (Gives Garfield lasagna) This... is the lasagna of power. It will give you the power to defeat the cardboard cutout.

Garfield: Om nom nom nom… narf… chomp chomp… This is tasty!

Brackenfur: (multiplies into fifty cardboard cutouts)

Garfield: (cue dramatic music as Garfield gets up on his hind legs and T-poses)

Brackenfur: NOT THE T-POSE! (screams and covers eyes)

Garfield: Yes...be blinded by my power. (starts levitating slowly in circles)

Brackenfur: (slams head into wall, and continues multiplying)

Garfield: (Continues levitating in circles) You shall fall before the awesome power of the T-pose!

Brackenfur: NOOOOOOOO!!!! SAVE ME, CARDBOARD CUTOUT GODS!

Cardboard gods: No, this is your trial to face alone. (Disappears)

Brackenfur: (Hides under pile of sticky rice)

Garfield: You are no match for me! (Brackenfur clones disintegrate)

Brackenfur: (swims in sticky rice, desperately trying to get away)

Garfield: (levitating circles speed up) You can run, but you can’t hide...

Brackenfur: (takes tiny bite of sticky rice)

Garfield: (levitating circles continue speeding up) I sense my rice has been nommed...

Brackenfur: (secretly takes out phone) Darth Firestar! I require your help! PLEASE!

Darth Firestar: What is the situation... oh, no.

Garfield: What is this?

Darth Firestar: Um... (Takes out phone) EMPEROR BANANAFACE, HELP! WE HAVE A CODE RED!

Emperor Bananaface: (Appears) NOOOOOOO!!! NOT A T-POSE! (Eats banana and starts T-posing)

Announcer Cat: It's a... T-POSE BATTLE!

Garfield: NO one can defeat me in the battle of the T-pose. (starts levitating in circles in a t-pose at 500 mph)

Emperor Bananaface: (does the same, yet at 700 mph)

Announcer Cat: WOAH! These speeds are off the charts!

Brackenfur: (screams as ears pop) NOOOOO!!

Garfield: (speeds up to 800 mph)

Emperor Bananaface: (Speeds up to 1000 mph) I MUST WIN!

Garfield: NEVER! (Speeds up to 1200 mph)

Brackenfur: GAAAAAHHH! (Sound barrier brakes, blasting sticky rice everywhere)

Emperor Bananaface: YAAAAARRGGGGHHHH!! (Speeds up to 1500 mph) Help me, Darth Firestar!

Garfield: (Speeds up to speed of light)

Everyone: (ears explode)

Brackenfur: Hello? Hello? I can’t hear anything.

Garfield: (still circling at the speed of light in the t-pose) Loooookkkkkk iiiiinnnnn thhheeee miiiirrrrooooorrrrrr

Brackenfur: (looks in mirror)

(The Wild Brackenfur fainted!)

Darth Firestar: *gasp* I must avenge Brackenfur the cardboard cutout! (T-Poses and circles at 60000 mph)

Garfield: I WILL WIN! (Spins so fast that he creates a black hole)

Darth Firestar and Emperor Bananaface: NOOOOO!!!! NOT AGAIN! (Gets sucked into black hole)

Announcer cat: (Yelling over noise) IT LOOKS LIKE GARFIELD WINS! YOU GET A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF LASAGNA!

The End! :)

Cloudtail v. Snowfur[]

Battlegrounds: Thunderpath

Cloudtail: (walking alongside Thunderpath, holding a map) Hm...where is that McDonald’s? I really can’t find it!

Snowfur: (suddenly rises up) I’ve got a special delivery from you. I work at McDonald’s.

Cloudtail: Really? Thanks! What is it?

Snowfur: ...a knuckle sandwich. (punches Cloudtail in the face)

Cloudtail: (drops map, and falls to knees, covering face with hands) OW! What was that for?!

Snowfur: I am supposed to be the only white cat that walks on Thunderpaths, but you are a white cat walking on the Thunderpath as well, so you must die.

Cloudtail: Hey, that's not nice. All I want is a Big Mac!

Random McDonalds Worker: (Hands Big Mac to Cloudtail) Here you go- (sees Snowfur) YOU!!!

Snowfur: Me?

McDonalds Worker: SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO IS KILLING ALL OF OUT CUSTOMERS! YOU MUST DIE! (Summons Ronald McDonald)

Ronald McDonald: ‘Sup.

McDonalds Worker: This lady-(points at Snowfur)-has been murdering all our customers!!

Snowfur: That’s, uh...that’s a lie!

Cloudtail: ‘Tis NOT! I’ve seen it with my own two eyes!

Ronald McDonald: (inhales) Release the beast.

(Ronald McDonald turns into a giant mutant alligator)

Ronald the alligator: GRRRRRAAAARRRRRRR!!!! (Grabs Snowfur and throws her across the Thunderpath)

Snowfur: ACK! Save me, monsters! (A monster comes) I'm saved!

Ronald the alligator: *SNARL* GRAAAAAAH! (Grabs monster and rips it in half, sending twolegs everywhere)

Snowfur: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (Throws pickles)

Ronald the alligator : (noms pickles) Pickles are against the law! You’ll go to jail for that! (grabs Snowfur and tosses her into a jail cell)

Cloudtail: Now eat her!

Ronald the alligator: (lunges at Snowfur)

Snowfur: AAAA!! (grabs Cloudtail and uses his amazing floof as a shield)

Ronald the alligator: (bites Cloudtail’s amazing floof)

Cloudtail: ARRRRGGGHHH!!! MY AMAZING FLOOF!

Snowfur: HA! In your face!

Cloudtail: I can fluff my amazing floof up to 10000 times it's normal size!

Snowfur: Wait, wha- (Cloudtail's floof fluffs up to 10000 times it's normal size)

(Amazing floof floods world and makes Ronald the Alligator explode from the floof in his stomach)

Cloudtail: YES! You must ALL suffocate in my floof! Except Brightheart :)

Snowfur: (chokes on floof)

Cloudtail: AHA! I am WINNING!

Snowfur: Haven’t you been reading? There is ALWAYS a twist! (twists Cloudtail’s tail)

Cloudtail: (unleashes skunk musk)

Snowfur: *sniff sniff* GAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!! THAT IS DISGUSTING! (Blows fan back towards Cloudtail)

(Skunk musk disintegrates fan)

Snowfur: Gaaaah! Save me, monsters! Blow away the musk!

(Monster comes and explodes into a million pieces once it hits the musk)

Snowfur: NOOOOOO!!!! (Thunderpath start melting)

McDonalds Worker: The one thing that can defeat the musk!! (throws tomatoes at Cloudtail)

Cloudtail: (gasps) NOOO!! My weakness!!! (starts melting as well)

Snowfur: Thanks, McDonalds worker!

McDonalds Worker: And I still have to deal with you. I must take away. All your chicken nuggets.

Snowfur: No, not the chicken nuggets! You’ve crossed the line. Nuke ’em!!

Darth Firestar: Fleet of Bombers for the Protection of Chicken Nuggets is ready. Fire bomb! (Drops nuke)

McDonalds Worker: *gasp* (Takes out sniper rifle) DIE! (Shoots pickle out of sniper rifle)

(Pickle hits nukes and blows it up, destroying half the fleet)

Darth Firestar: Pull back!

McDonalds Worker: WAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Shoots another plane out of the sky)

Darth Firestar: RETREAAAATTTT!!

Fleet: Already?!

Darth Firestar: I’M NOT LOSIN’ YOU TOO! RIP EMPEROR BANANAFACE!

Emperor Bananaface: I’m right here.

Snowfur: What is even happening right now?

Cloudtail: Let’s just...continue. (drops a nuke on Snowfur’s head)

Snowfur: (Freezes time) Wait a second, weren't you supposed to be melted?

Darth Firestar: (From sky) I reformed him again!

(Time unfreezes, Snowfur blows up)

Snowfur: NOOOOOOOO! (Dies)

McDonalds Worker: YAAARRRGGGHHH! (Shoots down another plane)(Thunderpath melts, McDonalds worker looks down) Uh Oh... (Sinks into Thunderpath)

Announcer Cat: Cloudtail wins! You get 1000 pounds of nachos!

Lionblaze v. Breezepelt[]

Battlegrounds: The bottom of the ocean

Breezepelt: I'm just hanging out... at the bottom of the ocean... totally not planning anything evil...

Lionblaze: It's you! The cat who was totally evil and almost destroyed the clans!

Breezepelt: What are you even doing at the bottom of the ocean anyway?

Lionblaze: I have a water aerobics class with my friend, Ollie the Octopus. What are YOU doing here?

Breezepelt: Eating fish.

Lionblaze: Hm...I’m starting to think we’re part RiverClan somehow. CHECK CROWFEATHER’S HISTORY!!

Breezepelt: There is NO way.

Lionblaze: Okay...oh, I just remembered! I hate you! :D GRRRRAAARRGGHH! (barrels into Breezepelt) YOU STOLE MY HEATHERTAIL!!

Breezepelt: GAH! (slaps Lionblaze with a Humuhumunukunukuapua’a) How are you so buff?!

Lionblaze: I FLEX!

Ollie the octopus: Lionblaze, you're late for the class... Oh, dear. (Starts backing away)

(They back away from each other)

Ollie the octopus: Lionblaze, you are no longer allowed in the water aerobics class!

Lionblaze: NOOOOOOOO!!!! Grrrrr… (Flexes hard)

(a whale lands on Breezepelt)

Breezepelt: gAcK! Save the Humuhumunukunukuapua’as! (throws Humumunukunukuapua’a away from him)

Lionblaze: So...I win? There’s no way he survived that.

Breezepelt: (flexes underneath whale, thrusting it upward and holds it above head)

Lionblaze: HEY! You stole my move!

Breezepelt: (throws whale at Lionblaze)

Lionblaze: (Dodges whale) HA! (Flexes and picks up whale)

Breezepelt: Luckily, the whale has friends! (Flexes even harder)

Lionblaze: Haha! Nothing happe- (3 more whales land on Lionblaze's head)

Breezepelt: (cautiously moves toward pile of whales)

Lionblaze: (From under whales) Darth Firestar, save me!

Darth Firestar: (floats down slowly in circles, in the form of a T-pose) I will save someone at last! I must!

Breezepelt: (feeds Whale 1 a magic bean)

Whale 1: (grows ten times larger)

Lionblaze: (chokes) ACK! Darth! Firestar!

Darth Firestar: (lands on top of the whales) I’ll save you! Wherever you are...

Lionblaze: I'm under these whales!

Darth Firestar: I'm coming to do something useful at last!

Breezepelt: Oh, no you don't. (Flexes and makes a whale land on Darth Firestar)

Darth Firestar: (Squeezes out from under whale) This calls for a... whale fight! (Uses force to pick up Whale 1 and throws it at Breezepelt)

Breezepelt: (Summons whale to block it) I WILL WIN! (Throws whale)

Darth Firestar: (flexes, and catches the whale) NO, Lionblaze and I will! (throws whale)

Breezepelt: (throws it back)

Lionblaze: Ooh...ping pong! And I can’t breathe under here!

Darth Firestar: That just won’t do! (uses the Force to pick the whales off of Lionblaze)

Lionblaze: Finally! Now...(flexes as hard as he can at Breezepelt)

(Whales all float around Lionblaze before flying towards Breezepelt)

Breezepelt: Ahhhh! (Dives to the side)

(Whales hit humuhumunukunukuapua'as)

Breezepelt: ALL RIGHT! NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR! (Flexes even harder)

(Whales go flying back)

Breezepelt: (sniffs) My humuhumunukunukuapua’as...

Lionblaze: (runs from whales) DARRRRTTTHHH FIRESTAAAAARRRRR!!!!

Darth Firestar: (shields Lionblaze, and is hit by the whales, and dramatically falls to ground) I...am...dead. (random black hole appears, sucking him inside)

Lionblaze: ._. Not again.

Breezepelt: (holding funeral for humuhumunukunukuapua’as)

Lionblaze: (runs over to Breezepelt and punches him, then pulls out phone and yells into it) Jayfeather! I know you’re blind, but you HAVE to see this!!

Jayfeather: (Appears) What?

Breezepelt: Great spirits from beyond the grave, answer my call. Avenge yourselves!

(Humuhumunukunukuapua’a ghosts rise out of the ground)

Humuhumunukunukuapua’as: WE MUST AVENGE OURSELVES! WE MUST DESTROY LIONBLAZE! DIE!

(Humuhumunukunukuapua’as lift up whale and throws it at Lionblaze)

Lionblaze: My...strength...gone...(faints as the whale slams into him)

Breezepelt: Thank you for your assistance, Great Spirits. I am sorry I could not protect you.

Jayfeather: That’s not the Breezepelt I know.

Breezepelt: It IS! (slaps Jayfeather)

Announcer Cat : Breezepelt wins, with the power of the Humuhumunukunukuapua’as! Yet, how DARE he slap the great Jayfeather!

The End! :)

Sorreltail v. Darkstripe[]

Battlegrounds: The medicine den

Sorreltail: It’s hot in here.

Darkstripe: (walks in) Because I’m in here.

Sorreltail: (looks up) GAH! And NO, you definitely are NOT hot! Cardboard is!

Darkstripe: Whatever. Anyways-I’ve got candy. (holds out red Skittles)

Sorreltail: DEATHBERRIES! You can’t fool me this time!

Darkstripe: (Eats skittles) Yes, I can. (Presses button)

(Medicine cat den sinks into the ground)

Firestar: (From outside, sees medicine den sinking into the ground)Uh...

(Medicine den stops)

Darth Firestar: Welcome to the domain of the Emperor Bananaface. Follow me so I can give you an exclusive tour... of our POLITICAL SYSTEM!

Darkstripe: Yes, sir! Follow, Sorreltail...

Sorreltail: (slaps Darth Firestar and punches Darkstripe) NO!

Darth Firestar: Did you just...

Darkstripe: Oh, no.

Darth Firestar: SLAP me?!

Darkstripe: RUN!

Darth Firestar: I call upon the full power of the dark side for revenge! (Cavern starts collapsing)

(Darkstripe and Sorreltail run into the medicine den)

Darth Firestar: You will never escape from me! I will hunt you down until the end of time!

(Darkstripe presses button in medicine den)

(Medicine den rises back up)

Firestar: (still watching from outside) Am I hallucinating?

Sorreltail: ...what just happened?

Darkstripe: You slapped Darth Firestar and punched me. You will pay.

Sorreltail: But I’m broke!

Darkstripe: NO, that’s not what I mean! I mean pay as in...I’ll throw a nuke at your face or something.

Sorreltail: OK! (Throws nuke at Darkstripe)

Darkstripe: AHHHH! (Takes out ping pong paddle and hits the nuke back)

Sorreltail: PING! (Hits nuke back)

Darkstripe: PONG! (Slams nuke)

(Darth Firestar rises up from ground)

Sorreltail: GAH! (hits nuke to Darth Firestar) YEET!

Darth Firestar: OOF! (falls backward, clutching the nuke) What is this thing?

Darkstripe: It’s...a...pencil! (whispers to Sorreltail) RUN!! (runs out of medicine den)

Sorreltail: WAIT FOR ME!! (runs after Darkstripe)

Darth Firestar: Why are you run-(nuke explodes)

(Medicine den collapses outward)

Firestar: (Pinches himself)

Darkstripe: (To Sorreltail) And this, is an actual pencil. Also, I just remembered that we were supposed to be fighting. (Draws Emperor Bananaface with pencil) Emperor Bananaface, destroy her!

Paper Emperor Bananaface: (Gives Sorreltail paper cut) Haha!

Sorreltail: OW! (Throws chicken nuggets at Darkstripe)

Darkstripe: Are they from McDonald’s?

Sorreltail: No, Wendy’s.

Darkstripe: (screams) EW!!! They are CONTAMINATED! (runs around camp, yelling)

Firestar: I need to go to the doctor.

Paper Emperor Bananaface: (gives Firestar papercut) Actually, now you do!

Darkstripe: GET THE CHICKEN NUGGETS AWAY FROM ME!!!!

Darth Firestar from another dimension: (Comes out of interdimensional portal) You throw away perfectly good chicken nuggets? You are unwise to challenge me like that!

(Chicken nuggets hit Darth Firestar)

Darth Firestar from another dimension: NOOOOOOO!!!!! WENDY'S CHICKEN NUGGETS! (Melts)

Firestar: I need to call my therapist. (Takes out phone and goes into leader den)

Paper Emperor Bananaface: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Runs around giving random cats paper cuts)

(screams fill the air)

Darkstripe: 0-0 Let’s take this outside.

Sorreltail: Agreed.

(Sorreltail and Darkstripe casually go outside of camp)

Darkstripe: (turns around and punches Sorreltail)

Sorreltail: (Bites Darkstripe)

Darkstripe: OW! I need more power! (Eats chicken nuggets)

Sorreltail: HA! I replaced your McDonalds chicken nuggets with Wendy's!

Darkstripe: NOOOOOOOO! (Starts choking)

Sorreltail: That‘s right, you wussy.

Darkstripe: Tigerstar...AVENGE ME...(dies)

Announcer Cat: Aaaaaaand there’s a win for Sorreltail! I wonder if Tigerstar WILL avenge him...but that’s a story for another time!

The End! :)

Rock v. Yellowfang[]

Battlegrounds: Underground cavern which Rock never moves from!

Rock: (Playing Solitaire) I hate my life, all I ever do is make prophecies, yell at Jayfeather, and play Solitaire.

Yellowfang: (Poofs into existence) Did I hear the name Jayfeather?

Rock: ...

Yellowfang: Well, did I?

Rock: ...

Yellowfang: HEY! (slaps Rock) Wake up, you naked old man!

Rock: I’M NO NAKED OLD MAN! (throws Solitaire onto the ground) I’M A NAKED OLD CAT!! AND YES, I DID SAY JAYFEATHER, YOU STALKER!

Yellowfang: STOP YELLING! IT HURTS MY EARS! NOW, IF YOU SAID JAYFEATHER, HE MUST BE AROUND HERE! WHERE IS HE?!

Rock: I DON’T KNOW! HE’S NOT HERE! (slaps Yellowfang)

Yellowfang: (slaps Rock back) YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME, NAKED OLD MAN?

Rock: YES, I DO CHALLENGE YOU! (Starts glowing)

Yellowfang: ?

Rock: I make a prophecy...

A Rock will destroy yellow fangs in the cave.

Yellowfang: You fool! Your prophecy isn't NEARLY vague enough!

Rock: Fine. I’d like to see you try!

Yellowfang: Okay. (Starts glowing) In the darkness, the stalker shall crush the stone with golden teeth.

Rock: That’s TERRIBLE! Also, you got it wrong. It has to do with the rock destroying the yellow fangs! Watch this! (glows brighter)

Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit-

Yellowfang: That’s even worse, naked old man!

Rock: Oh, yeah? (Glows even more)

The chicken nuggets will be eaten by Darth Firestar-

Yellowfang: Don't say his name! (Glances around nervously) You might call him...

Darth Firestar: (Appears) Wassup!

Yellowfang: NOOOOOO!!! Now look what you've done! We now need to make a vague prophecy to get rid of him!

Rock: Leave it to me! (Glows so bright that he blinds Yellowfang and Darth Firestar)

The rock and the stinky breath shall join forces and destroy the Darth Firestar.

Rock: No one will ever figure out what that means.

Yellowfang: I CAN’T SEE! And first of all, that’s not vague enough! Second, I would NEVER join forces with you! Third, I DON’T GAVE STINKY BREATH!!

Darth Firestar: AAAAAAA I’M BLIND!!

Announcer cat: FINISH HIM!

Yellowfang: Okee... (Glows extremely bright)

The dark fire will be destroyed by a great power while the tough thing stands by idly.

Rock: Hey, I'm not idle!

Yellowfang: (Punches Darth Firestar) Of course I'M the great power!

Darth Firestar: And I leave this cruel world...once again. (fades away)

Yellowfang: Huh. Okay, now to deal with the naked old man. (turns to Rock)

Rock: You shall NEVER defeat me!! (runs away, screaming) MOUSE DUNG, WHERE’S MY STICK?!

Yellowfang: Why do you need-

Rock: (pulls out phone and dials Fallen Leaves’s number) FALLEN LEAVES! My peasant. FETCH ME MY STICK AND BRING IT TO MEEEEEE!

Yellowfang: (Laughing) How will you defeat me with a STICK?!

Fallen Leaves: Here you are, master. (Gives Rock stick)

Rock: Thanks. (Starts prancing around waving stick)

Yellowfang: ?

Rock: (Chanting) Awesome stick, hear my call, help me destroy this loser!

Yellowfang: (mutters) This old man is on drugs.

Awesome Stick: (starts floating and slowly levitates in circles) The glory, the glory, the GLORY!

Yellowfang: ?

Awesome Stick: (suddenly speeds up and lunges at Yellowfang) THE GLORY!

Yellowfang: AGH! Get away!

Awesome Stick: (starts stabbing Yellowfang) THE GLORRRYYYYY!!

Yellowfang: AHHHHHHH!!!! I NEED TO USE MY SPECIAL ATTACK! (Concentrates really hard)

(Yellow fangs grow rocket boosters and shoot out of Yellowfang's mouth)

Rock: AHHHHH!!!! (Tries to run away but can't) I knew I needed to continue my training.

Awesome Stick: THE GLORY!! (Continues stabbing Yellowfang)

Yellowfang: TEETH! Get rid of this stick!

(rocket boosters turn around and assault Awesome Stick)

Fallen Leaves: (slowly edges away from the battlefield as Rock starts screaming) I risk my life for yours, Awesome Stick.

Rock: NOOO! STAY AWAY FROM MY STIIIIIICCCKKKK!! (jumps on rocket boosters)

Awesome Stick: Father, don’t leave me!

Yellowfang: (wipes tear) Beautiful.

(Everything moves in slow motion as the teeth fly towards rock)

Awesome Stick: (Slow-motion talking) Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Fallen Leaves: (Throws a chicken nugget into the underground river)

Teeth: Yum. (Flies into river)

Yellowfang: NO! TEETH! COME BACK AND DESTROY THIS OLD MAN!

Teeth: WOULD YOU IGNORE MCDONALD’S CHICKEN NUGGETS?? (noms chicken nuggets and chokes) NOOO, IT’S wEnDy’S!!

Yellowfang: (turns to Fallen Leaves) How DARE you!!

Rock: NO ONE TALKS TO MY PEASANT LIKE THAT!! GGRRAAARRGGH! (bites Yellowfang)

Yellowfang: OI! Get away, scaliwag! (takes out sword)

Awesome Stick: EEEK! (screams and stabs Yellowfang even more)

Yellowfang: OUCH! En Garde! (Uses sword to fight against stick)

10 hours later...

(Yellowfang and Awesome Stick still fighting when commercials play)

Darth Firestar in commercial: ...And that is how I saved a bundle on my long distance telephone service.

Announcer: Come to Wendy's... Ahhhhh!!!! (Gets chased around the screen by everyone who hates Wendy's)

(End Commercials)

Rock: Okayokayokay. I know how to defeat Yellowfang. HOLD YOUR BREATH, O MIGHTY STICK!!

Awesome Stick: (holds breath)

Rock: (takes out a match, and lights it, then blows it into Yellowfang’s face) Don’t try this at home!

Yellowfang: mY wEaKnEsS!!1!!1 (dies of smoke inhalation according to Warriors Wiki)

Announcer Cat: ...

The End! :)

Bramblestar v. Tigerheart/star[]

Battlegrounds: Walmart

Bramblestar: (in the video games isle) Hm...

Tigerstar: (pops around corner) HEY! Where’s the Spottedleaf’s Perfume?!

Bramblestar: (jumps) DON’T SCARE ME LIKE THAT! And I have no idea! Why do you want that?

Tigerstar: I, for one, buy things that are actually useful. (picks up video game, inspects it, and throws it on the ground) Unlike this garbage!

Bramblestar: (gasps with horror) How dare you!

Tigerstar: Well, I'm going to find the perfume.

10 minutes later...

Intercom: We have a... situation in the perfume isle.

Bramblestar: (Riding on cleaning cart rolling down the isle with a machine gun shooting perfume bottles) DIE DIE DIE!

Tigerstar: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU MONSTER?!

Bramblestar: I am destroying all the perfume, since you have destroyed...(inhales)...a copy of Animal Crossing. (continues shooting) And called it garbage.

Tigerstar: NOOO!! NOW DOVEWING WON’T LIKE ME!! (crashes into cleaning cart)

Bramblestar: (flies out of cleaning cart, into a shelf) HA! Now even more are lost!

Intercom: ...it is suggested you exit the store immediately.

Tigerstar: (sniffs) Well...now YOU smell like Spottedleaf!

Bramblestar: (Hefts machine gun) You shall die for that insult!

(A SWAT team runs around the corner between isles)

SWAT team member 1: FBI, open up!

SWAT team member 2: (Whispering) Wrong slogan.

SWAT team member 3: Surrender or die!

Tigerstar: Um. Who are these guys?

SWAT team member 3: (facepalm) Bruh.

SWAT team member 1: Can I shoot ’em?

Bramblestar: (punches SWAT team member 2) TAKE THAT!

SWAT team member 1: (takes out gun and pulls trigger)

Bramblestar: (Dodges) You look triggered.

SWAT team member 1: (Dies of bad puns)

SWAT team member 3: RETREAT! (SWAT team members 2 and 3 run away)

Tigerstar: I just remembered that I am supposed to be fighting you. (Punches Bramblestar)

Bramblestar: OUCH! (Throws a copy of Animal Crossing at Tigerstar)

Tigerstar: (flexes, blocking it) Ha! I’m too BUFF!

Bramblestar: Clearly...I’m switching tactics. (pulls out a Nintendo Switch and starts playing Super Smash Bros.)

Tigerstar: (trips) Again with the puns?! What are you gonna do with that ol’ Switch?

Bramblestar: (turns off Switch and places on ground and squats) B...B...B...

Tigerstar: ?

Bramblestar: ATTACK! (Charges at Tigerstar)

Tigerstar: (Dodges) You fool! Do you really think that you can defeat me with a Super Smash Bros. move?

Bramblestar: (Crashes into shelf of perfume, causing it to fall)

Tigerstar: THAT DOES IT! (Starts sprinting towards video game isle)

Bramblestar: NO! NEVER AGAIN WILL YOU HARM ANOTHER COPY OF ANIMAL CROSSING! (Sprints at speed of light)

Tigerstar: I wasn’t going to harm Animal Crossing! (grabs Pokémon Sword and karate chops it in half)

Brambelstar: (fangirl scream of fear) NOOO!! (breaks sound barrier and rams into Tigerstar still at the speed of light)

Tigerstar: OI! I’ve been deafened! And get away, you scum! (karate chops Bramblestar)

Bramblestar: (more fangirl screams)

Tigerstar: WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU!

Bramblestar: I WILL FIGHT BACK WITH THE POWER OF VIDEO GAMES! (Attacks Tigerstar with Pokemon Sword)

Tigerstar: OUCH! You will pay for that! (Swipes at Bramblestar)

Bramblestar: (Blocks swipe with Pokemon Shield)

Tigerstar: Grrrrr... (Throws perfume bottle at Bramblestar, sending the fumes everywhere)

Bramblestar: (Chokes) You will never defeat the video games! (Gives Tigerstar paper cut with Paper Mario)

Tigerstar: OW-CHI-MAMA!

Tawnypelt: (appears) What is it?

Tigerstar: I didn’t-UUURRRGGH! (sprays even more perfume at Bramblestar)

Brambelstar: How does Firestar like this stuff?!? (staggers)

Tigerstar: TAWNYPELT! Please kill him.

Tawnypelt: (Eats Bramblestar)

Bramblestar: (From Tawnypelt's stomach) HELP!

Tigerstar: YES! YOU HAVE HELPED ME WIN!

Bramblestar: When I get out of here, I'm gonna destroy you!

Tigerstar: How?

Bramblestar: (From Tawnypelt’s stomach) I just . . . uh . . . will!

Tigerstar: Right. (Whispers in Tawnypelt‘s ear) Eat some gum!

Tawnypelt: Why?

Tigerstar: So he can’t get out!

Tawnypelt: Ooookay. (goes over to candy aisle, grabs 5 Gum, and noms)

Bramblestar: NOOOOO! The gum has got me stuck!

Tigerstar: :D

Bramblestar: GAAAAH! DIGESTIVE ACID! (Starts melting) NOOOOOOOO- (Dies)

Announcer Cat: And it looks like Tigerstar wins!

The End :)

Darth Firestar v. Graystripe[]

Battleground: A Mexican restaurant

Darth Firestar: (Eating nachos) These are tasty!

Graystripe: (Falls out of sky) OOOHHH! NACHOS! (Starts eating nachos)

Darth Firestar: (Force pushes Graystripe away) These are MY nachos! Go get your own!

Graystripe: HEY! (Drops ghost pepper into Darth Firestar's nachos)

Darth Firestar: (Eats pepper) GAAAAAAHH! SPICY! (Breathes fire)

Graystripe: Bad plan. (grabs fire extinguisher and sprays the white stuff into Darth Firestar’s mouth)

Darth Firestar: (chokes) HUUUAAFFF DAS GROOOSSS!!! (inflates)

Graystripe: (silently eats Darth Firestar’s nachos)

Darth Firestar: GRRT AWAY FURRUM MY NACHEEEESSS!!

Graystripe: (sprays even more white-extinguisher stuff)

Darth Firestar: *GURGLE!*

Graystripe: (Continues eating nachos)

Darth Firestar: PTOO! (spits white stuff in Graystripe's face)

Graystripe: HEY! (Throws sharp-edged nacho chip)

Darth Firestar: (Dodges and eats nacho chip)

Graystripe: HEY! That was mine!

Darth Firestar: You threw it at me!

Graystripe: WELL, it was still mine and still is! (goes up to Darth Firestar and does that thing people do to get something out of someone’s throat I have no idea at this point)

Darth Firestar: (spits out nacho)

Graystripe: (grabs nacho and eats it) It’s...soggy ._.

Darth Firestar: Of course it is! It was in my mouth!

Graystripe: (Chokes) Ptoo! Yuck, this is gross!

Darth Firestar: I use the nachosabre! (Curled nacho grows glowing blade)

Graystripe: (Takes out a different nachosabre) En Garde!

Darth Firestar: I eat the nacho of power! (Eats nacho)

Graystripe: I eat the nacho of power! (Eats nacho)

Darth Firestar: (swings)

Graystripe: (swings)

Darth Firestar: Stop copying me!

Graystripe: Stop copying me!

Darth Firestar: (summons Emperor Bananaface) Come and help me defeat this fool!

Graystripe: HEY! That's not fair!

Darth Firestar: Yes, it is.

Graystripe: Well, then (takes out extra nachosaber and strikes pose) Prepare to die.

Darth Firestar: Okay, I must admit that's Awesome.

Awesome: No, I am!

Graystripe: (Slices Awesome in half) Behold my wrath... (attacks)

Darth Firestar: Why do you get to sound so great? (attacks)

Emperor Bananaface: (falls over)

Darth Firestar: The cardboard cutout -_-

Graystripe: (slices Darth Firestar in half)

Announcer Cat: And the winner is... AHHHGAHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAA! (Sliced in half by Graystripe)

Winner: Graystripe

New Years Special: Christmascat vs. Newyears[]

I made this special Pokemon battle for New Year's, but of course, being me, I completely forgot about it until now. Happy late New Years!

Battlegrounds: Magic Floating Castle That Exists For No Good Reason!

Newyears: (singing) It’s now 2022 because we kicked 2021 out because 2021 was sort of a bum!

Christmascat: (pops into existence) YOU!!!!!!!!!

Newyears: MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Christmascat: HOW DARE YOU PRETEND THAT CHRISTMAS IS NEW YEAR’S!!!!!

Newyears: Since when have I done that?

Christmascat: The song “We wish you a merry Christmas” has the line “And a happy New Year” in it. THIS IS AN ABOMINATION AND THEREFORE YOU MUST BE DESTROYED!

Newyears: What I hate is when PEOPLE SING CHRISTMAS SONGS WHEN IT’S NOT CHRISTMAS!!!

Christmascat: Hey, Christmas songs can be sung at any time of year!

Newyears: NO THEY CANNOT!!!!!! (Fires laser eyes)

Christmascat: (Dodges) Hey, that’s no fair! DIE! (Clobbers Newyears with a candy cane)

Newyears: OW! That does it, let’s go back in time so that you will never have Christmas again until you catch back up! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! (Teleports himself and Christmascat to New Year’s 2021)

Christmascat: Where are we?

Newyears: In 2021. Hello, Newyears 2021! Help me defeat this loser!

Newyears 2021: -_-

Newyears: Why’d you do that?

Newyears 2021: You called me a bum at the start of this chapter so DIE!!!! (Fires laser eyes)

Newyears: (Dodges) Hey, that’s no fair! DIE! (Clobbers Newyears 2021 with a rifle)

Christmascat: I don’t think that is what they were meant for.

Newyears 2021: OW! That does it, let’s go back in time so that you will never have New Year’s 2022 again until you catch back up! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! (Teleports himself and Newyears and Christmascat to New Year’s 2020)

Christmascat: Hey, wait just a-

Newyears 2021: Oops, this is 1876.

Newyears 1876: YOU STOLE MY CANDY LAST HALLOWEEN (Fires laser eyes)

Newyears: (Dodges) Hey, that’s no fair! DIE! (Clobbers Newyears 1876 with a bayonet)

Newyears 1876: OW! That does it, let’s go back in time so that you will never have-

Christmascat: Hey, stop that-

Newyears 1876: Oops, went back too far this time.

Caveman Cat Army: GLORG!!! (Waves around club)

Newyears: RUN!

Caveman Cat Army: (Beats down Newyears 1876) GLARGLE GRAAAAAH!!!

Christmascat: (on phone) Elf Missile Squad, I need you to help me now!

Newyears 2021: (Gets eaten in one bite by a caveman cat)

Christmascat: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Unicorn: (Falls from the sky) I AM HERE!

Newyears: What is the point of this anymore?

Unicorn: (Obliterates whole army with rainbow laser, then vanishes out of existence)

Christmascat: Okay…

Newyears: (Fires laser eyes) DIE!

Christmascat: (Uses Rudolph as a shield) STOP DOING THAT!

Elf Commander: I have arrived.

Christmascat: DESTROY HIM!

Newyears: NOOOOOOO!!!! (Starts to T-Pose) YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME!!!!

Missiles: (Blow up Newyears)

Newyears: (Unharmed) Ow.

Christmascat: Okay, enough! Lets stop trying to kill each other and coexist in the spirit of Christmas and New Years!

Newyears: Okay.

Christmascat: Have some McDonalds chicken nuggets as a peace offering.

Newyears: Thank you! (Eats chicken nuggets)

Christmascat: (smirks) They were Wendy’s.

Newyears: (Choke) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Christmascat: >:)

Newyears: (Erupts in a column of fire) WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!?!?????!!!!??!?!?! (Slowly shrinks into nothingness)

Announcer: And the winner is: CHRISTMASCAT!

The End[]

I hope you enjoyed watching scenes of graphic violence.

-I Am Awesome999999

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