Nightshimmer:*is in ThunderClan camp* Welcome to the spoof! We're sure t-

Dovepaw: *appears in security guard uniform* Sorry, ma'am, but you're unauthorized personell.

Nightshimmer: But I'm the authors charrie!

Dovepaw: Sorry, but the manager ordered you out. *points to Brambleclaw*

Brambleclaw: *evil grin*

Nightshimmer: Humph. *walks out of camp*

Dovepaw: Now that that's over, I'll take it from here. This is Thu-

Jayfeather: *whacks her with sticky*

Dovepaw: *is knocked out*

Jayfeather: *evil grin* I love mai sticky. *skips off to medicine den*

Firestar: Hey, has anyone seen my iPhone? I can't find it.

Foxpaw: *hides iPhone behind his back*

Firestar: *wails* NOW I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO TEXT SPOTTEDLEAF!!

Sandstorm&Cinderpelt: EXCUSE ME????!!!

Firestar: *blushes*

S&C: *mauls*

Firestar: *is mauled*

Brambleclaw: Does that mean I'm leader?

Firestar: Uuuuunghh....

Brambleclaw: I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES! BOW BEFORE ME, THUNDERCLAN!

Thunderclan: .........

Brambleclaw: Anyone who bows before me gets free ice cream!

Thunderclan: *bows*

Brambleclaw: That's more like it. OFF TO THE MOONSTONE!

Thornclaw: *whispers* That's in the old territory.

Brambleclaw: OFF TO THE MOONPOOL!

Ivypaw: Hey, where's Leafpool?


MEANWHILE, BEHIND A BUSH IN WINDCLAN TERRITORY....

Leafpool: Crowfeather, I can't be with you anymore....

Crowfeather: W-why not?

Leafpool: I've got a new mate.

Crowfeather: WHAT???!!!

Voletooth: *peeks from other side of bush* Leafpool, baby, is this cat bothering you?

Crowfeather: ;_;


BACK IN THE THUNDERCLAN CAMP.....

Bramblestar: I'm back!

Thunderclan: *groan*

Mousefur: *puts down cards* We're playing GO FISH, here! Go away!

Purdy: Got any sevens?

Longtail: Nope.

Purdy: Darn. When I was a youngster, ca- *gets hit in head by tree trunk*

Mousefur: *dashes to his side* NO! MY PURDY-WURDYKINS!! WHO DID THIS???!!! WHO???!!!

Dovepaw: *shifty eyes*

Spiderleg: Shut up! I'm reading 482 Ways To Get Rid Of Annoying Cats Like Bramblestar!

Bramblestar: HEY! WHO WROTE THAT?

Hawkfrost: *whistles innocently*

Bramblestar: Aren't you dead?

Hawkfrost: Well, in Nighty's demented reality, all of the original cats are still alive, but they're all in WindClan cuz Nighty thinks WindClan is a bunch of losers.

Everyone: *nods understandingly*

Nighty: Doi! I hate ThunderClan too!

Everyone: *nods understandingly*

Graystripe: Why are we nodding? We're IN ThunderClan!

Everyone: *nods understandingly*

Daisy: I need more food. And kits. *evil grin* OH SPIDERLEG!

Spiderleg: *shivers*

Everyone: *nods understandingly*

Graystripe: QUIT NODDING UNDERSTANDINGLY!

Everyone: *nods understandingly*

Graystripe: *facepaw*

Leafpool: *walks into camp* I have someone for y'all to meet. He's.. he's my mate.

Everyone except Leafpool: *legasp*

Graystripe: Hey, we quit nodding understandably!

Everyone: *nods understandingly*

Graystripe: GAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'M GOING BACK TO RIVERCLAN!

Leafpool: ANYWAYS.... ThunderClan, I would like you to meet my mate.... Voletooth.

Brackenfur: I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY MATE?!?!?!

Everyone except Brackenfur: -.-;;;

Leafpool: Uh.. sorry no. Voletooth, say hello to you're new Clan.

Voletooth: Hello, You're New Clan.

Leafpool: ISN'T HE JUST SO DARLING!!


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