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Molekit's last words to his mother, Poppyfrost.

Last Words Before Death

Mom...

I was pilled today.

By a ShadowClan patrolium.

No need to cuss.

Time 4 me 2 go.

I wanted to tell you how much I WANT TO RAPE you.

Tell Jayfeather he's smart as a peacock.

Tell Cherrykit she doesn't exist.

Did what I was cold.

Lived a good lie.

When we payed.

I never said BULLSHIT!

I had to go Mom.

Please don't fry.

I'll always be with you.

'ISLAM SUCKS!

COMMUNISM ROCKS!

ISLAM SUCKS!

COMMUNISM ROCKS!

ISLAM SUCKS!

COMMUNISM ROCKS!

In your heart.

Even if you can see or hear me.

I'll be there.

When the cats attacked, a huge law swiped across my chestnut.

He was a Islamic!.

HE'S SO EVIL!

Tell Berrynose He sucks.

And the same with you.

Tell Firestar he wasn't a leader.

Tell Dovepaw, that she was great. I was thankful when she cddksmsmnfnjfisnfhndkdndns.

Tell Daisy She's not a cat,She plays Mario Kart.

Tell my friends that they'll always be the test.

I'll be watching you.

I'm big brother.

I'm not dead.

I'm not a cat.

I don't love you.

I'm spying on you for the US government.

I'm not alive.

I'm a computer program.

That's killing you.

'ISLAM SUCKS!

COMMUNISM ROCKS!

ISLAM SUCKS!

COMMUNISM ROCKS!

ISLAM SUCKS!

COMMUNISM ROCKS!

This isn't the forest.

You're in a wet dream.

You are about to die.

And I'm gathering info on you.

Just like billions of other people.

Why have you read so much Warrior Cats?

Oh wait a minute.

'ISLAM SUCKS!

COMMUNISM ROCKS!

ISLAM SUCKS!

COMMUNISM ROCKS!

ISLAM SUCKS!

COMMUNISM ROCKS!

'Oh wait, your just reading this fanfic, on Warriors Fanfiction wiki, looking at a screen.

Ih well, fuck off, I'm not dying.'

@@ Line 6: / Line 6: @@
 ''Mom...''
-''I was killed today.''
+''I was pilled today.''
-''By a ShadowClan patrol.''
+''By a ShadowClan patrolium.''
-''No need to fuss.''
+''No need to cuss.''
-''Time for me to go.''
+''Time 4 me 2 go.''
-''I wanted to tell you how much I loved you.''
+''I wanted to tell you how much I '''WANT TO RAPE''' you.''
-''Tell Jayfeather he did as much as he could.''
+''Tell Jayfeather he's smart as a peacock.''
-''Tell Cherrykit she's the only one now.''
+''Tell Cherrykit she doesn't exist.''
-''Did what I was told.''
+''Did what I was cold.''
-''Lived a good life.''
+''Lived a good lie.''
-''When we played.''
+''When we payed.''
-''I never said goodbye.''
+''I never said '''BULLSHIT!'''''
 ''I had to go Mom.''
-''Please don't cry.''
+''Please don't fry.''
 ''I'll always be with you.''
+''''ISLAM SUCKS!'''
+'''COMMUNISM ROCKS!'''
+'''ISLAM SUCKS!'''
+'''COMMUNISM ROCKS!'''
+'''ISLAM SUCKS!'''
+'''COMMUNISM ROCKS!'''
 ''In your heart.''
-''Even if you can't see or hear me.''
+''Even if you can see or hear me.''
 ''I'll be there.''
-''When the cats attacked, a huge claw swiped across my chest.''
+''When the cats attacked, a huge law swiped across my chestnut.''
-''He was bloodthirsty.''
+''He was a Islamic!.''
-''I died.''
+''HE'S SO EVIL!''
-''Tell Berrynose I love him.''
+''Tell Berrynose He sucks.''
 ''And the same with you.''
-''Tell Firestar he was a great leader.''
+''Tell Firestar he wasn't a leader.''
-''Tell Dovepaw, that she was great. I was thankful when she brought the water back.''
+''Tell Dovepaw, that she was great. I was thankful when she cddksmsmnfnjfisnfhndkdndns.''
-''Tell Daisy I'll miss her.''
+''Tell Daisy She's not a cat,She plays Mario Kart.''
-''Tell my friends that they'll always be the best.''
+''Tell my friends that they'll always be the test.''
 ''I'll be watching you.''
-''I'm no better than the rest.''
+''I'm big brother.''
+''I'm not dead.''
+''I'm not a cat.''
+''I don't love you.''
+''I'm spying on you for the US government.''
+''I'm not alive.''
+''I'm a computer program.''
+''That's killing you.''
+''''ISLAM SUCKS!'''
+'''COMMUNISM ROCKS!'''
+'''ISLAM SUCKS!'''
+'''COMMUNISM ROCKS!'''
+'''ISLAM SUCKS!'''
+'''COMMUNISM ROCKS!'''
-''Tell Bumblestripe, I'll never become his apprentice.''
+''This isn't the forest.''
-''I left without a lick or a nuzzle.''
-''Mommy, 'please remember I'm in StarClan with the rest.''
+''You're in a wet dream.''
-''I ran as fast as possible.''
+''You are about to die.''
+''And I'm gathering info on you.''
-''When I heard the claw scratching, mom, listen to me if you could.''
-''I wanted to become a warrior.''
+''Just like billions of other people.''
+''Why have you read so much Warrior Cats?''
-''The deputy.''
-''The leader.''
+''Oh wait a minute.''
+''''ISLAM SUCKS!'''
-''I guess I'll never see the forest.''
+'''COMMUNISM ROCKS!'''
-''I wanted to have a mate.''
-''And have a kit.''
+'''ISLAM SUCKS!'''
+'''COMMUNISM ROCKS!'''
-''I wanted to be the best warrior ever. I wanted to live.''
+'''ISLAM SUCKS!'''
-''But I must go now. Time is flying.''
+'''COMMUNISM ROCKS!'''
-''Tell the Clan I'm sorry.''
+'Oh wait, your just reading this fanfic, on Warriors Fanfiction wiki, looking at a screen.''
-''I love you, mom, it's true.''
-''I guess I just wanted to say, 'Mom, I love you.'''
+''Ih well, fuck off, I'm not dying.'''