Proceeded by: LOVE SPOOF 4: Graystripe X Silverstream
Succeeded by: LOVE SPOOF 6: Cloudtail X Brightheart
Firekit: YAY HOLLYWHISKER YOU'RE BACK CHANGE US TO WARRIORS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hollywhisker: No.
All the warriors who turned into kits last time: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Crookedkit: THE PUNCTUATION
Hollywhisker: I DON'T CARE. Firekit and Sandkit give birth to Leafpool yadda yadda who is actually Leafkit yadda yadda
Leafkit: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
.Squirrelflight: YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME
Hollywhisker: THIS SPOOF ISN'T ABOUT YOU. SO NOW YOU ARE A KIT AS YOUR PUNISHMENT.
Squirrelflight: I'm already a kit I just got born!
Hollywhisker: No, you're a warrior. BAAM there you're a kit.
Squirrelkit: Wha I'm confused
Sandkit: Like I said, HOLLYWHISKER IS A TIME MACHINE
Hollywhisker: NO I'M NOT
Graykit: Yeah, duh, of course she's not a time machine SANDKIT YOU'RE DUMB
Sandkit: Thank you I was trying to act like you
Graykit: MOMMYYYYYYYYY
Jayfeather: YEA I'M NOT A KIT
Lionkit: LUCKY JAYNOEYES
Jayfeather: I AM NOT JAYNOEYES.
Hollywhisker: Leafkit becomes Leafpool, a med cat and meets Crowfeather who is apparently Crowkit.
Crowkit: GIVE ME BACK MY WARRIOR NAME BACK THIS INSTANT.
Hollywhisker: N-
All kits: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hollywhisker: N-
All kits: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hollywhisker: You know what Leafpool stays Leafkit
Crowkit: I'M IN LOVE
*Crowkit and Leafkit k--*
Hollywhisker: BAD CROOKEDKIT BAD CROOKEDKIT
Jayfeather: HERE'S WHEN I SORTA COME TO PLAY
Hollywhisker: NO. YOU'RE A BYSTANDER YOU NO IN STORY.
Jayfeather: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hollywhisker: And for trying to, you are now a kit
Jaykit: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Crookedkit: THE MISSING PUNCTUATION IS KILLING ME AHH MY SENTENCE DOESN'T A PUNCTUATION
Hollywhisker: I DONT CARE ABOUT PUNCTUATION
Crookedkit: YOU FORGOT THE APOSTROPHE
Hollywhisker: For the last time, I. DON'T. CARE.
Crookedkit: YAY YOU PUT IN APOSTROPHE
*Hollywhisker types*
Crookedkit is banned from spoof.
Crookedkit:*tries to say "NOOOOO" but voice is muffled because he is banned*
Hollywhisker: LET'S ALL CELEBRATE WITH DISCO
Bluefur: The disco...
Hollywhisker: HEY YOU'RE DEAD
Snowfur: AGAIN YOU DID DISCO WHILE OAKHEART WAS WITH YOU
Hollywhisker: I invite all the kits, myself, and Hollyleaf to the celebration!
Bluefur and Snowfur: What???
*Hollywhisker types again*
Bluefur and Snowfur are banned from spoof also.
Hollywhisker: DISCOOOOOO
END OF SPOOF
Jaykit: Um, are you forgetting something?
Hollywhisker: Oh, yeah. *types*
ALL KITS ARE BACK TO WARRIORS AND MED CATS!!
Jayfeather, Lionblaze, Leafpool, Squirrelflight, Crowfeather, Firestar, Sandstorm, Graystripe, Silverstream: YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ACTUAL END OF SPOOF