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Hi! I'm Hollywhisker. You should know that this is my first spoof. So don't expect it to make you laugh to your death! Well, enjoy!


Proceeded by: N/A

Succeeded by: LOVE SPOOF 2: Snowfur X Thistleclaw

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*rabbit jumps on Bluefur's eye*

Bluefur: AHH!!! STUPID RABBIT!!! NOW I'M BLIND!!! Wait. I'M NOT LONGTAIL!! If I could just get this rabbit off...

*falls into river*

Bluefur: AHH!!!! Unknown RiverClan cat!!! SAVE ME!! Oakheart!

Oakheart: Don't you know that you can eat your way out?

Bluefur: NO.*chomps on river*Yummy! Cotton candy! Thanks for getting me out!*tries to go away*

Oakheart:*bites Bluefur*

Bluefur: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?????

Oakheart: Disco!!!

Bluefur: YAY!! I LOVE DISCO!!!

Oakheart:*kisses Bluefur*

Crookedjaw:*appears outta nowhere*CATS CAN'T KISS, HOLLY!!!

Hollywhisker: Wait, you're talking to me? How'd ya do that?

Crookedjaw: Jayfeather told me how.

Hollywhisker: JAYFEATHER'S ALIVE??

Jayfeather: I'm alive ANYTIME!!!

Bluefur:*kisses Oakheart*

Crookedjaw: Seriously?

Hollywhisker: Okay, then YOU make the story!

Crookedjaw:*steals Hollywhisker's computer and types 'Oakheart: Ha! I tricked you!(kills Bluefur)*

Hollywhisker: Hey! It's supposed to be LOVE spoof here!*deletes what Crookedjaw just typed*

Crookedjaw: Well, YOU TOLD ME TO WRITE IT!!!

Jayfeather: Would you BOTH JUST FREAKIN SHUT UP!!!

Sparrowpelt: I can hear you from the camp! And, who are you?

Jayfeather: I'M FREAKIN JAYFEATHER IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, THE CLANS WOULDN'T HAVE EXISTED NOW GET BACK TO YOUR ELDER'S DEN!!!

Sparrowpelt: I'm not an elder yet.

Jayfeather: A badger comes, kills half of your tail, you become Halftail, yadda yadda yadda, AND YOU'RE AN ELDER!!

Hollywhisker: Oops! I forgot that Bluestar was the main character! Time to get back to her!

Crookedjaw: Bluefur.

Hollywhisker: I DON'T CARE.

Bluefur: What just happened?

Oakheart: Yeah, it felt like I killed you and then time went backwards and you're alive!

Crookedjaw: Hey, YOU DELETED THAT!!!

Hollywhisker: Of course I did, what would you expect?

Crookedjaw: I would expect you to be NICE for once!

Hollywhisker: Whatever. Back to the story--

Crookedjaw:*steals Hollywhisker's computer again and types*

Oakheart:*sings 22*

Hollywhisker: Hey, seriously?

Crookedstar: Well, it was a disco so...

Crookedstar: Hey, you're putting me down as Crookedstar! I'm not leader yet!

Hollywhisker: Fine...

Bluefur:*sings along*

Hollywhisker: NOW GIMME BACK MY COMPUTER!!!

Crookedjaw: Nope.*types*

Oakheart: I HATE YOU!!!

Hollywhisker: Excuse me? Okay, looks like I have to interfere the story...*teleports into the story*

Hollywhisker: Bluefur! Oakheart!

Bluefur and Oakheart: What?

Hollywhisker: YOU FREAKIN LOVE EACH OTHER!!!

Crookedjaw:*types*

Hollywhisker:*does the chicken dance*AHH!! Crookedjaw, stop making me do that!!!

Oakheart and Bluefur: AHH CROOKEDJAW'S HERE!!!

Oakheart: Meet me tomorrow!

Bluefur: I don't want to leave you!

Hollywhisker:*teleports back to real world*Crookedjaw! Now look what you've done!

Hollywhisker:*gets out time machine and gives it to Bluefur* Use this to make it tomorrow!

Bluefur:*uses machine*Okay.

Tomorrow

*Bluefur and Oakheart meets at night and hugs*

Crookedjaw: CATS CAN'T HUG

Hollywhisker: You again? First you tell me cats can't kiss, now you're telling me that cats can't hug!

Crookedjaw: Fine i'll leave you alone...For now.

Hollywhisker: THANK YOU!!!

Bluefur: I'm so glad to see you again!*burps*

Oakheart: Ew! That's gross! I hate you!

Hollywhisker: CROOKEDJAW!!!!!

Crookedjaw: I said 'for now'.

*Hollywhisker stares at him*

Crookedjaw: Fine, fine. Here's your busted computer.

Hollywhisker: MY COMPUTER'S NOT BUSTED!!! It's working perfectly well. Anyway...*deletes what Crookedjaw just typed*

Bluefur: I'm SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO(100 So's later...)GLAD TO SEE YOU!!!

Crookedjaw: Seriously?? How many so's did you even put in?

Hollywhisker: 120 So's.

Crookedjaw:...

Hollywhisker: Fine, I'll change it to 119.

Crookedjaw: ...

Hollywhisker: How bout 1 so?

Crookedjaw: YAY!!!!

Oakheart: I'm SO glad to see you too!

Crookedjaw: THERE we go. Hey, you did not have to capitalize that!

Hollywhisker: This is MY story. LET ME WRITE IT!!!!

Jayfeather: You forgot about me!

Hollywhisker: YOU CAN'T READ HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT???

Jayfeather: 1,000 reasons why.

Hollywhisker: No there is NOT. Ugh..Whatever.

Bluefur: Do you want to disco again?

Jayfeather: NOT DISCO!!! Oakheart, please say no, please say no!

Oakheart: OF COURSE!!!

Jayfeather:*cries a pool of tears*

Hollywhisker: Shh!!

Oakheart: AHH SOMEONE'S HERE

Hollywhisker:*appears outta nowhere*

Bluefur: AHH

Hollywhisker: Oh will you freakin shut up!

Bluefur: WAAA

Oakheart: I want MAMMA

Hollywhisker:*facepaw* I'M NOT ACTUALLY HERE YOU BUSTED COUPLE

Crookedjaw: Psst! If they are busted, why are you writing about them?

Hollywhisker: Can you freakin SHUT UP!!!!

Hollywhisker: Anyway, Oakheart and Bluestar--

Crookedjaw: BLUEFUR

Hollywhisker: Whatever. Anyway, Oakheart and Bluefur, no one's here except me. Continue on with your meeting.

Crookedjaw: YOU LIED ME AND JAYFEATHER'S HERE!!!

Bluefur: YOU FREAKIN TRICKED US AHH!!!!

Oakheart: Wait. Who's Jayfeather?

Jayfeather: A med cat who is blind but can see in dreams and has special powers and created the whole of the Clans. Psst! But I'm not born yet!

Bluefur: Uh, what?

Jayfeather: READ THE BOOK!!!\

Oakheart: I will LATER.

Hollywhisker: Okay this is getting boring I'm gonna end this.

Crookedjaw: YES!!! THANK YOU!!!

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