Hi! I'm Hollywhisker. You should know that this is my first spoof. So don't expect it to make you laugh to your death! Well, enjoy!
Proceeded by: N/A
Succeeded by: LOVE SPOOF 2: Snowfur X Thistleclaw
*rabbit jumps on Bluefur's eye*
Bluefur: AHH!!! STUPID RABBIT!!! NOW I'M BLIND!!! Wait. I'M NOT LONGTAIL!! If I could just get this rabbit off...
*falls into river*
Bluefur: AHH!!!! Unknown RiverClan cat!!! SAVE ME!! Oakheart!
Oakheart: Don't you know that you can eat your way out?
Bluefur: NO.*chomps on river*Yummy! Cotton candy! Thanks for getting me out!*tries to go away*
Bluefur: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?????
Bluefur: YAY!! I LOVE DISCO!!!
Crookedjaw:*appears outta nowhere*CATS CAN'T KISS, HOLLY!!!
Hollywhisker: Wait, you're talking to me? How'd ya do that?
Crookedjaw: Jayfeather told me how.
Hollywhisker: JAYFEATHER'S ALIVE??
Jayfeather: I'm alive ANYTIME!!!
Hollywhisker: Okay, then YOU make the story!
Crookedjaw:*steals Hollywhisker's computer and types 'Oakheart: Ha! I tricked you!(kills Bluefur)*
Hollywhisker: Hey! It's supposed to be LOVE spoof here!*deletes what Crookedjaw just typed*
Crookedjaw: Well, YOU TOLD ME TO WRITE IT!!!
Jayfeather: Would you BOTH JUST FREAKIN SHUT UP!!!
Sparrowpelt: I can hear you from the camp! And, who are you?
Jayfeather: I'M FREAKIN JAYFEATHER IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, THE CLANS WOULDN'T HAVE EXISTED NOW GET BACK TO YOUR ELDER'S DEN!!!
Sparrowpelt: I'm not an elder yet.
Jayfeather: A badger comes, kills half of your tail, you become Halftail, yadda yadda yadda, AND YOU'RE AN ELDER!!
Hollywhisker: Oops! I forgot that Bluestar was the main character! Time to get back to her!
Hollywhisker: I DON'T CARE.
Bluefur: What just happened?
Oakheart: Yeah, it felt like I killed you and then time went backwards and you're alive!
Crookedjaw: Hey, YOU DELETED THAT!!!
Hollywhisker: Of course I did, what would you expect?
Crookedjaw: I would expect you to be NICE for once!
Hollywhisker: Whatever. Back to the story--
Crookedjaw:*steals Hollywhisker's computer again and types*
Hollywhisker: Hey, seriously?
Crookedstar: Well, it was a disco so...
Crookedstar: Hey, you're putting me down as Crookedstar! I'm not leader yet!
Hollywhisker: NOW GIMME BACK MY COMPUTER!!!
Oakheart: I HATE YOU!!!
Hollywhisker: Excuse me? Okay, looks like I have to interfere the story...*teleports into the story*
Hollywhisker: Bluefur! Oakheart!
Bluefur and Oakheart: What?
Hollywhisker: YOU FREAKIN LOVE EACH OTHER!!!
Hollywhisker:*does the chicken dance*AHH!! Crookedjaw, stop making me do that!!!
Oakheart and Bluefur: AHH CROOKEDJAW'S HERE!!!
Oakheart: Meet me tomorrow!
Bluefur: I don't want to leave you!
Hollywhisker:*teleports back to real world*Crookedjaw! Now look what you've done!
Hollywhisker:*gets out time machine and gives it to Bluefur* Use this to make it tomorrow!
*Bluefur and Oakheart meets at night and hugs*
Crookedjaw: CATS CAN'T HUG
Hollywhisker: You again? First you tell me cats can't kiss, now you're telling me that cats can't hug!
Crookedjaw: Fine i'll leave you alone...For now.
Hollywhisker: THANK YOU!!!
Bluefur: I'm so glad to see you again!*burps*
Oakheart: Ew! That's gross! I hate you!
Crookedjaw: I said 'for now'.
*Hollywhisker stares at him*
Crookedjaw: Fine, fine. Here's your busted computer.
Hollywhisker: MY COMPUTER'S NOT BUSTED!!! It's working perfectly well. Anyway...*deletes what Crookedjaw just typed*
Bluefur: I'm SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO(100 So's later...)GLAD TO SEE YOU!!!
Crookedjaw: Seriously?? How many so's did you even put in?
Hollywhisker: 120 So's.
Hollywhisker: Fine, I'll change it to 119.
Hollywhisker: How bout 1 so?
Oakheart: I'm SO glad to see you too!
Crookedjaw: THERE we go. Hey, you did not have to capitalize that!
Hollywhisker: This is MY story. LET ME WRITE IT!!!!
Jayfeather: You forgot about me!
Hollywhisker: YOU CAN'T READ HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT???
Jayfeather: 1,000 reasons why.
Hollywhisker: No there is NOT. Ugh..Whatever.
Bluefur: Do you want to disco again?
Jayfeather: NOT DISCO!!! Oakheart, please say no, please say no!
Oakheart: OF COURSE!!!
Jayfeather:*cries a pool of tears*
Oakheart: AHH SOMEONE'S HERE
Hollywhisker:*appears outta nowhere*
Hollywhisker: Oh will you freakin shut up!
Oakheart: I want MAMMA
Hollywhisker:*facepaw* I'M NOT ACTUALLY HERE YOU BUSTED COUPLE
Crookedjaw: Psst! If they are busted, why are you writing about them?
Hollywhisker: Can you freakin SHUT UP!!!!
Hollywhisker: Anyway, Oakheart and Bluestar--
Hollywhisker: Whatever. Anyway, Oakheart and Bluefur, no one's here except me. Continue on with your meeting.
Crookedjaw: YOU LIED ME AND JAYFEATHER'S HERE!!!
Bluefur: YOU FREAKIN TRICKED US AHH!!!!
Oakheart: Wait. Who's Jayfeather?
Jayfeather: A med cat who is blind but can see in dreams and has special powers and created the whole of the Clans. Psst! But I'm not born yet!
Bluefur: Uh, what?
Jayfeather: READ THE BOOK!!!\
Oakheart: I will LATER.
Hollywhisker: Okay this is getting boring I'm gonna end this.
Crookedjaw: YES!!! THANK YOU!!!