|Into the Wild Spoof||Succeded by: |
Fire and Ice Spoof
Rusty: I want to go into the wild.
Rusty: Who are you?
Bluestar: I'm Bluestar. Come into my clan at the cost of only 100,000,000 kitty coins!
Rusty: Okay! (Gives coins.)
Bluestar: This is only 99,999,999 kitty coins. Your one short.
Rusty: Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Waks over to Smudge.) Give me a kitty coin.
Rusty: (Kills. Looks in pocket. Nothing there.) Darn!
Bluestar: You've passed the test!
Rusty: What test?
Bluestar: You killed an innocent kittypet for money. You truly have the makings of a warrior!
Rusty: Yay-wait, I killed Smudge? But he was my best friend.
Graypaw: (Apears.) I am your new best friend!
Bluestar: Your name will be Firepaw!
Rusty: But I like my name!
Bluestar: To bad! I hate StarClan!
Rusty: What the h***?
Graypaw: Bluestar, you haven't gone insane yet.
Bluestar: Oh, I see.
Goosefeather: I'm insane!
Bluestar: (Kills Goosefeather.) Go back to the firey grave that you came from!!!
Graypaw and Firepaw:........
Bluestar: Oh, I probably scared you young apprentices. Now, come with me!
A few moons later.
Firepaw: I am ready to be a warrior.
Graypaw: No your not! Your pathetic!
Firepaw: Shut up, Graypaw!
Sandpaw: I hate you, Firepaw!
Firepaw: Why? Why do you two hate me?
Sandpaw: I don't know, but I'm sure it's for a good reason.
Sandpaw: I love you Firepaw! I don't know why, but I feel strangely attracted to you!
Everyone but Dustpaw: (Steps away from Dustpaw.)
Firepaw: Ew, gross. I'm leaving!
(Firepaw and Graypaw run away.)
Ravenpaw: Tigerclaw is going to kill me!
Ravenpaw: I forgot! Now, get me out of here!
Bluestar: Firepaw, come with me, Graypaw, Ravenpaw, and Tigerclaw to the moonstone.
Ravenpaw: But what about-
Tigerclaw: Shut up worthless apprentice!
Ravenpaw: Your going to let him speak that way to me, Bluestar?
(Everyone goes to moonstone.)
Bluestar: Firepaw, you will come with me to the moonstone.
Ravenpaw: Can't I come?
Tigerclaw: No, an apprentice so unworthy, foolish, dumb, stupid, horrible, bad, and weak as you can't go. But, a warrior as great, awesome, fantastic, strong, and wise as me can.
Bluestar: No, neither of you can come.
Tigerstar and Ravenpaw: Why?
Firepaw: Because I'm the fire that will save the clan. Let's go Bluestar.
(They go in.)
Firepaw: OMG! This is...this is....a huge blue rock! It's so cool!
Bluestar: Oh, that's not the moonstone. This is. (Points to a tiny gray rock.)
Firepaw: That's disapointing.
Bluestar: Oh no! Our clan is in trouble! We need to go!
Firepaw: How can you tell?
Bluestar: Shut up and follow me!
(Go out of cave. Sees Yellowfang in a net.)
Bluestar: Why did you capture Yellowfang.
Graypaw: She was lurking about, and I thought it would be fun to catch her.
Yellowfang: Let me out!
Graypaw: Shut up!
(Everyone heads back to camp. Rats apear.)
Ravenpaw: Oh no, rats! There going to kill us all!!!!!!!!!!
Firepaw: Um, Ravenpaw, rats are our prey. They can't hurt us.
Barley: (Jumps onto a rat.) I will save you!
Tigerclaw: We don't need to be saved you fat peice of fresh-kill.
Barley: Oh, I see.
Ravenpaw: Can I live with you, Barley?
Bluestar: Why are you leaving? Not that I really care, but...
Ravenpaw: That information is classified because if I said it a certain brown tabby tom with battle-scars who's name rymes with Figerclaw will kill me.
Bluestar: I wonder who that is.
Tigerclaw: Well, it's better your not here anyway! Your useless!
Barley: Wait, don't I get any say in this. I mean he is going to live with me, after all.
Everyone but Barley: No!
(Ravenpaw and Barley pad off.)
Graypaw: That wasn't akward at all.
Bluestar: Let's go!
(Goes to camp. See it destroyed.)
Graypaw: Lionheart is dead! Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Tigerclaw: Yay! I'm deputy now!
Whitestorm: No, I'm deputy!
Tigerclaw: You'll be deputy when I die, or more likely, when Bluestar dies. Muhahahaha!!!!!!!
Bluestar: I still suspect nothing.
Firepaw: Who did this, anyway?
Darkstripe: It was Yellowfang!
Yellowfang: But I was inside Graypaw's net when you were attacked. How is it my falut?
Mousefur: Spottedleaf is dead and some kits were stolen.
Firepaw: No! Why, StarClan, why? Why Spottedleaf, my one true love?!?!?!?! I will kill Brokenstar for this!
Graypaw: How do we know it was ShadowClan? No one told us.
Runningwind: Well, it was ShadowClan!
Graypaw: Now someone told us. Carry on, Firepaw.
Firepaw: Okay. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Firepaw runs to ShadowClan camp followed by Whitestorm and some other ThunderClan cats.
Sandpaw: Actually, it was me who killed Spottedleaf. Muhahahaha!!!!!!!
(Outside ShadowClan camp.)
Firepaw: What's the plan, Whitestorm?
Whitestorm: Why me?
Firepaw: You always give me plans when I'm leader.
Whitestorm: But your not leader yet.
Firepaw: Oh yeah. I forgot. It's just Graypaw and Ravenpaw always get me whatever I want, so it makes me think I'm leader. Graypaw, get me soap! Ravenpaw, you get me a sink!
Graypaw: Ravenpaw is gone.
Firepaw: I miss him aready!
Yellowfang: I have a plan!
(Cats do plan just like in book. Brokenstar dies and gets banished.)
(Back at ThunderClan camp.)
Bluestar: Well, you've done well, Firepaw. You too, Graypaw. You'll be named Fireheart and Graystripe. Your going to sit vigil tonight.
Bluestar: NO TALKING!!!!!!!!