hoi, it's like into the wild except things change to what i like (darkstripe taking therapy, redtail not dying, graypaw being evil)
Tigerclaw: YOU STOLE A MOUSE! *angrily points claw at Oakheart*
Oakheart: I BLEEDIN! MEDDIE HELP MEEEEE
Oakheart: *dies* i ded.
Bluestar: *from far far away* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ravenpaw: *shaking inside a bush* yes master?
Tigerclaw: Go back to camp or i'll get Spottedleaf to flirt with you.
Ravenpaw: *shudders* *runs away*
Tigerclaw: *points at Redtail* YOU. I shall kill you now.
Redtail: *grabs Tigerclaw's paws and dances, spinning him into a tree* And done! Now I know why Bluestar signed me up for dance classes!
Redtail: And back to camp!
-+- in a field somewhere in thunderclan -+-
Bluestar: Spottedleaf I have a feeling you're making me healthy with these tacos, but idc.
Spottedleaf: I have my ways.
Spottedleaf: And a little bit of deathberry.. and a little bit of watermint..
Bluestar: Oh wait, gotta take my assassination pills. *takes a few pills that are labeled "anti-poison"*
Spottedleaf: *cringes* LOOK A STAR
Bluestar: OH WHAT?
Spottedleaf: FIRE WILL BE HOT-- FIRE WILL SAVE THE CLANS
Bluestar: BUT FIRE BURNS THINGS!
Spottedleaf: Like moi heart, oooo..
Bluestar: Spottedleaf just- just-
Bluestar: Just stop. Please.
Spottedleaf: *hisses* NOBODY RESPECTS THE SYSTEM! *gets up and runs off*
Bluestar: No Spottedleaf, WAIT! *runs after Spottedleaf*
Rusty: *wakes up* TODAY'S THE DAY..
Rusty: TODAY'S THE DAYYYYYY...
Rusty: TODAY'S THE DAY I ADVENTU-
Smudge: SHUT UP IT'S EVIL OUT THERE!
Rusty: Noes! It ain't! *backflips over the fence*
Smudge: Welp there goes my friend. He'll die.
Rusty: The trees are rustled, the wind is whistlin', and even the bushes are shaking-- WHAT!?
Cat: MROW! *jumps out of bush, bites Rusty's ear*
Rusty: *uppercuts the cat* RAH!
Cat: WOWIES YOU FIGHT WELL! I is you new friend, Graypaw!
Graypaw: I SAID I WAS YOUR FRIEND!
Rusty: EEK! Okay!
Graypaw: Great! *drags Rusty into the forest*
Rusty: AHHHHHH- oh look a butterfly - AHHHHH
Bluestar: HEY! DROP THAT!
Graypaw: EEK! *drops Rusty*
Bluestar: NO! THE OTHER THING!
Graypaw: WHAT OTHER THING?
Bluestar: You smell like McKitties.. You got my order, right? *shoves face at Graypaw's*
Graypaw: I forgot..
Bluestar: *pulls a McKitties wrapper from Graypaw's tail*
Graypaw: UH how did that get there..
Bluestar: You ate my McMouse.
Rusty: *starts eating popcorn*
Bluestar: I SENTANCE YOU TO THE ISOLATION HOLE!
IN THE ISOLATION HOLE
Tigerclaw: *gets a text* Hm? Oh, Sandpaw, you're out of the hole.
Sandpaw: YAY! Did I get a pardon?
Tigerclaw: Nah Graypaw ate Bluestar's McMouse so now he is in biiig trouble.
Sandpaw: Good enough. *skips away*
AT THUNDERCLAN CAMP
Bluestar: And thats the medicine den.. Not again..
Rusty: What is it?
Bluestar: Spottedleaf got the tree trunk back and now she's making a new system.
Bluestar: *sighs* Spottedleaf is the medicine cat. Go talk to her, but be aware she wants a mate.
Rusty: Okay.. *walks over to Spottedleaf*
Spottedleaf: What can I get y- (in mind: OMG HE'S CUTE)
Spottedleaf: How about a mate.
Rusty: You're like, 60.
Spottedleaf: Age doesn't matter. *slaps him with a love potion*
Rusty: OMG! I am going to fall in love with you even if you're going to die very soon! Yay!
Spottedleaf: That's what I thought. Wait wha-
Rusty: See you tonight!! *walks off*
Bluestar: Not again!
Sandpaw: *spray paints SPOTTEDLEAF LUVS RUSTY on the wall next to the medicine den* Eheheh-
Lionheart: SANDPAW NO!
Sandpaw: *screams* AHHHHHHHH *runs into forest*
Longtail: HEY! KITTYPUNK!
Longtail: *cuts Rusty's collar off* HAH!
Rusty: WKBFSJJHFJBSJDK *slaps Longtail*
Longtail: AHHH NOOO *runs into the meddie den*
Bluestar: *gasp* HE IS APPRENTICE! I SHALL NAME YOU FIREPAW!
Darkstripe: *shoves Dustpaw into the isolation hole*
Dustpaw: OWIES- oh hey Graypaw
Darkstripe: Oops?? *fake smile*
Bluestar: *narrows eyes* hisss...
Graypaw: First day of training!
Tigerclaw: i hate each and every one of you.
Firepaw: Very positive I see.
Lionheart: HOI WELCOME TO LE THUNDERCLUN!
Lionheart: I need a new job