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Leafpool and Brightheart: (mauls TheWarriorTraitor viciously) HIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS |
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− | '''''Guys, please save me from these crazy cats! Comment for them to go away please!''''' |
+ | '''''Guys, please save me from these crazy cats! Comment for them to go away, please!''''' |
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+ | '''<u>Part 4</u>''' |
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+ | TheWarriorTraitor: (teleports away) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH |
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+ | Leafpool: Ok, now what? |
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+ | Brightheart: I don't know, ask Dustpelt! |
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+ | Dustpelt's corpse: (is dead) |
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+ | Leafpool: He is dead. |
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+ | Brightheart: Oh. My bad. I think we should give him a proper burial first then before we do anything. |
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+ | Leafpool: Agreed. |
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+ | '''''A few hours later''''' |
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+ | Brightheart: Did we really have to dig a six-foot deep hole? Isn't that for two-legs? |
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+ | Leafpool: (reading a copy of graves and burials) err... that is what it says in this book. |
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+ | Brightheart: Written by humans. |
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+ | Leafpool: I don't care. |
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+ | Brightheart: ... ok...... |
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+ | Leafpool: Now, we should find some shelter. (opens a book called HIKE HIKE HIKE) And we should... err... hike? |
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+ | Brightheart: (burns all the books) FOCUS |
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+ | Leafpool: RIGHT RIGHT! Um... do you think Shadowclan will take us in? |
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+ | Brightheart: Obviously not. Windclan is the nicest clan. |
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+ | Leafpool: But they are all skinny bois. |
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+ | Brightheart: True... and fish tastes bad. |
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+ | Leafpool: I KNOW! LETS JOIN BLOOD'CLAN! |
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+ | Brightheart: That is wrong on so many levels. I LIKE IT! |
Revision as of 02:04, 21 May 2020
If Leafpool were leader
This is what would happen if Leafpool took over Thunderclan
PART 1
Leafpool: HELLO EVERY CAT! My first decree as a leader is that everyone is to be a medicine cat! :)
Brambleclaw: (le loud cricket noises)
Leafpool: Brambleclaw is Exiled!
Brambleclaw: ... wHFWEHFLEHFLKJLLKSKCLLFHLHLFHOURHLHflHLDHFlkdjflkjlfLjhOFEIhLIJEWorST LEADAER OJGLHLWH LEAF LJGL{POOL} (Leaves camp)
leafpool: Now, second rule! I can marry Crowfeather!
Starclan: YOU LITTLE @$#!%$$%&&#@$#$%%%&*F%%$$#%%#@S@S$#@#%$
Leafpool: (le ignores) Also, Brightheart is exiled because I am jealous.
Half the clan (including Brightheart): (Leaves)
Leafpool: What was that about?
Dustpelt: They were all Brightheart fans.
Leafpool: Ur fired Dustpelt.
Dustpelt: From what
Leafpool: Fired from life. Now go stand under a tree until it falls on you.
Dustpelt: ... (leaves)
Everyone except Leafpool and Squirrelflight: (also leaves)
Leafpool: what was THAT about?
Squirrelflight: Everyone else in the clan was secretly a Dustpelt fan.
Leafpool: (le facepalm)
Should I make another one? Pls give suggestions in the comments!
I made this trash because I was suffering from writers block and needed to write some nonsense. No hate, please.
UPDATE! I AM MAKING MORE OF THIS <3
PART 2
Leafpool: (le chases Dustpelt) COME BACK!
Dustpelt: (Hides under a tree) NAW! NANANABOOBOO YOU ARE A POOPOO\
Tree: (falls on Dustpelt)
Dustpelt: (le dies)
All Dustpelt fans: (Looks at Leafpool murderously) GET HER!
Leafpool: Something tells me those cats aren't very happy.
Squirrelflight: RUN YOU IDIOT!
A bit longer than a few moments later...
Leafpool: I think we lost them...
Crowfeather: Oh hi Leafpool!
Leafpool: OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMMGOMGOMGOMGOMG KHFHFKHIHDIHKGHKDGHKHJGKJSHDKJHKSDJFHKJHDGHDSFLHSFJLSKDKJFD I LUV UKSHDFJSDHSHDS<DMFNLSDJHLDSKH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Crowfeather: ... (promptly dies)
Leafpool: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Squirrelflight: ... I'm gonna go join the angry mob of Dustpelt fans now. They're right behind you.
Leafpool: ... (turns around) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Please comment to save Leafpool or I might kill her.
UPDATE: I AM NOT KILLING LEAFPOOL
Part 3
Longtail: (le knocks out Leafpool) BRING HER BACK TO THE TRIBAL LANDS!
Squirrelflight: Wait, what now?
Around fifteen minutes later
Leafpool: (le wakes up in cage) ... Why do I feel like this is the least weird thing that has happened to me?
Longtail: THE SACRIFICE HAS AWOKEN! GIVE HER TO OUR GOD! (le points to Dustpelt's corpse) O GREAT GOD DUSTPELT! DO YOU LIKE OUR GIFT!
Dustpelt's corpse: (is dead)
Longtail: DUSTPELT GOD LOVES IT! THROW HER INTO THE DUST PIT!
Leafpool: What is the Dust Pit? OH NO YOU DON- (is thrown into a used vacuum cleaner dust bag) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (muffled)
Longtail: (looks at the entrance of the tribal grounds) INTRUDERS! WHO DARES LOOK UPON THE SACRIFICIAL RITUAL OF THE DUSTPELT FAN TRIBE!
The mob of angry Brightheart fans: DUSTPELT IS A FAKE GOD! ALL HAIL GODDESS BRIGHTHEART! (Lifts
Brightheart above their heads and cheers)
Brightheart: HELP.
Leafpool: (rips through dust bag) Ok, this is the weirdest thing that has happened all day. I take back what I said earlier. (runs through the Brightheart fans) IM COMING! (saves Brightheart) RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Brightheart: RIGHT BEHIND YOU! (grabs Dustpelt's corpse and runs)
Dustpelt and Brightheart tribes: OUR GODS! THEY HAVE STOLEN OUR GODS! GET THEM! (begins to maul each other) WAIT! WE SHOULD CATCH OUR GODS FIRST! (runs after Leafpool, Brightheart and Dustpelt's corpse)
Leafpool: OH NOES! THEY WILL CATCH US!
TheWarriorTraitor: (picks up a pencil and teleports all of the escapees far away from the mobs)
Leafpool: That was close- HEY WHO ARE YOU?
TheWarriorTraitor: I am your creator! You are all part of a story that I wrote!
Leafpool: Wait... YOU put us through all those crazy situations?!
TheWarriorTraitor: Yup! Uh... why are you coming so close? Personal space? UH... WHY DO YOU LOOK SO ANG- GAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Leafpool and Brightheart: (mauls TheWarriorTraitor viciously) HIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Guys, please save me from these crazy cats! Comment for them to go away, please!
Part 4
TheWarriorTraitor: (teleports away) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Leafpool: Ok, now what?
Brightheart: I don't know, ask Dustpelt!
Dustpelt's corpse: (is dead)
Leafpool: He is dead.
Brightheart: Oh. My bad. I think we should give him a proper burial first then before we do anything.
Leafpool: Agreed.
A few hours later
Brightheart: Did we really have to dig a six-foot deep hole? Isn't that for two-legs?
Leafpool: (reading a copy of graves and burials) err... that is what it says in this book.
Brightheart: Written by humans.
Leafpool: I don't care.
Brightheart: ... ok......
Leafpool: Now, we should find some shelter. (opens a book called HIKE HIKE HIKE) And we should... err... hike?
Brightheart: (burns all the books) FOCUS
Leafpool: RIGHT RIGHT! Um... do you think Shadowclan will take us in?
Brightheart: Obviously not. Windclan is the nicest clan.
Leafpool: But they are all skinny bois.
Brightheart: True... and fish tastes bad.
Leafpool: I KNOW! LETS JOIN BLOOD'CLAN!
Brightheart: That is wrong on so many levels. I LIKE IT!