If Leafpool were leader

This is what would happen if Leafpool took over Thunderclan

PART 1

Leafpool: HELLO EVERY CAT! My first decree as a leader is that everyone is to be a medicine cat! :)

Brambleclaw: (le loud cricket noises)

Leafpool: Brambleclaw is Exiled!

Brambleclaw: ... wHFWEHFLEHFLKJLLKSKCLLFHLHLFHOURHLHflHLDHFlkdjflkjlfLjhOFEIhLIJEWorST LEADAER OJGLHLWH LEAF LJGL{POOL} (Leaves camp)

leafpool: Now, second rule! I can marry Crowfeather!

Starclan: YOU LITTLE @$#!%$$%&&#@$#$%%%&*F%%$$#%%#@S@S$#@#%$

Leafpool: (le ignores) Also, Brightheart is exiled because I am jealous.

Half the clan (including Brightheart): (Leaves)

Leafpool: What was that about?

Dustpelt: They were all Brightheart fans.

Leafpool: Ur fired Dustpelt.

Dustpelt: From what

Leafpool: Fired from life. Now go stand under a tree until it falls on you.

Dustpelt: ... (leaves)

Everyone except Leafpool and Squirrelflight: (also leaves)

Leafpool: what was THAT about?

Squirrelflight: Everyone else in the clan was secretly a Dustpelt fan.

Leafpool: (le facepalm)

Should I make another one? Pls give suggestions in the comments!

I made this trash because I was suffering from writers block and needed to write some nonsense. No hate, please.

UPDATE! I AM MAKING MORE OF THIS <3

PART 2

Leafpool: (le chases Dustpelt) COME BACK!

Dustpelt: (Hides under a tree) NAW! NANANABOOBOO YOU ARE A POOPOO\

Tree: (falls on Dustpelt)

Dustpelt: (le dies)

All Dustpelt fans: (Looks at Leafpool murderously) GET HER!

Leafpool: Something tells me those cats aren't very happy.

Squirrelflight: RUN YOU IDIOT!

A bit longer than a few moments later...

Leafpool: I think we lost them...

Crowfeather: Oh hi Leafpool!

Leafpool: OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMMGOMGOMGOMGOMG KHFHFKHIHDIHKGHKDGHKHJGKJSHDKJHKSDJFHKJHDGHDSFLHSFJLSKDKJFD I LUV UKSHDFJSDHSHDS<DMFNLSDJHLDSKH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Crowfeather: ... (promptly dies)

Leafpool: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Squirrelflight: ... I'm gonna go join the angry mob of Dustpelt fans now. They're right behind you.

Leafpool: ... (turns around) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Please comment to save Leafpool or I might kill her.

UPDATE: I AM NOT KILLING LEAFPOOL

Part 3

Longtail: (le knocks out Leafpool) BRING HER BACK TO THE TRIBAL LANDS!

Squirrelflight: Wait, what now?

Around fifteen minutes later

Leafpool: (le wakes up in cage) ... Why do I feel like this is the least weird thing that has happened to me?

Longtail: THE SACRIFICE HAS AWOKEN! GIVE HER TO OUR GOD! (le points to Dustpelt's corpse) O GREAT GOD DUSTPELT! DO YOU LIKE OUR GIFT!

Dustpelt's corpse: (is dead)

Longtail: DUSTPELT GOD LOVES IT! THROW HER INTO THE DUST PIT!

Leafpool: What is the Dust Pit? OH NO YOU DON- (is thrown into a used vacuum cleaner dust bag) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (muffled)

Longtail: (looks at the entrance of the tribal grounds) INTRUDERS! WHO DARES LOOK UPON THE SACRIFICIAL RITUAL OF THE DUSTPELT FAN TRIBE!

The mob of angry Brightheart fans: DUSTPELT IS A FAKE GOD! ALL HAIL GODDESS BRIGHTHEART! (Lifts

Brightheart above their heads and cheers)

Brightheart: HELP.

Leafpool: (rips through dust bag) Ok, this is the weirdest thing that has happened all day. I take back what I said earlier. (runs through the Brightheart fans) IM COMING! (saves Brightheart) RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Brightheart: RIGHT BEHIND YOU! (grabs Dustpelt's corpse and runs)

Dustpelt and Brightheart tribes: OUR GODS! THEY HAVE STOLEN OUR GODS! GET THEM! (begins to maul each other) WAIT! WE SHOULD CATCH OUR GODS FIRST! (runs after Leafpool, Brightheart and Dustpelt's corpse)

Leafpool: OH NOES! THEY WILL CATCH US!

TheWarriorTraitor: (picks up a pencil and teleports all of the escapees far away from the mobs)

Leafpool: That was close- HEY WHO ARE YOU?

TheWarriorTraitor: I am your creator! You are all part of a story that I wrote!

Leafpool: Wait... YOU put us through all those crazy situations?!

TheWarriorTraitor: Yup! Uh... why are you coming so close? Personal space? UH... WHY DO YOU LOOK SO ANG- GAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Leafpool and Brightheart: (mauls TheWarriorTraitor viciously) HIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Guys, please save me from these crazy cats! Comment for them to go away, please!

Part 4

TheWarriorTraitor: (teleports away) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Leafpool: Ok, now what?

Brightheart: I don't know, ask Dustpelt!

Dustpelt's corpse: (is dead)

Leafpool: He is dead.

Brightheart: Oh. My bad. I think we should give him a proper burial first then before we do anything.

Leafpool: Agreed.

A few hours later

Brightheart: Did we really have to dig a six-foot deep hole? Isn't that for two-legs?

Leafpool: (reading a copy of graves and burials) err... that is what it says in this book.

Brightheart: Written by humans.

Leafpool: I don't care.

Brightheart: ... ok......

Leafpool: Now, we should find some shelter. (opens a book called HIKE HIKE HIKE) And we should... err... hike?

Brightheart: (burns all the books) FOCUS

Leafpool: RIGHT RIGHT! Um... do you think Shadowclan will take us in?

Brightheart: Obviously not. Windclan is the nicest clan.

Leafpool: But they are all skinny bois.

Brightheart: True... and fish tastes bad.

Leafpool: I KNOW! LETS JOIN BLOOD'CLAN!

Brightheart: That is wrong on so many levels. I LIKE IT!

Part 5

Leafpool: (le walks into Bloodclan) HELLO WEIRD MURDER CATS! WE WISH TO JOIN YOU!

Brightheart: ... ignore her. She is an idiot. Hey where's Scourge?

Leafpool: He died remember?

Brightheart: THEN HOW WILL WE JOIN BLOOD'CLAN!?

TheWarriorTraitor: (picks up a pencil and draws Scourge back to life) There we go! (poofs)

Leafpool: Oh hello Scourge! WE WANNA JOIN BLOOD'CLAN!

Scourge: You must pass the JAKE test before you can join.

Leafpool: What is the Jake test?

Scourge: (hands her a piece of paper) Read this aloud on top of a dumpster so everyone can hear.

Leafpool: (looks at the script) What in Starclan?

Scourge: DO IT.

Leafpool: Fine. (jumps on dumpster) AHEM. (sings in a high voice) JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE! JAKE IS EVERYONE'S FATHER! JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE! JAKE IS YOUR FATHER! JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE! JAKE IS SCOURGE'S FATHER!

Brightheart: (x_x) MY EARS!

Scourge: Congratulations Leafpool! Welcome to Bloodclan!

Brightheart: What about me?

Scourge: Hmmm... I know! Sing Be Prepared. You look like Scar after all!

Brightheart: I will try not to take offence at that statement. Ahem. (sings beautifully)

I never thought hyenas essential

They're crude and unspeakably plain But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a warthog's backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared Be prepared!

It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all-time adored Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me! So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning Decades of denial Is simply why I'll Be king undisputed Respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared! Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!

Scourge: (Claps loudly) EXCELLENT!

Leafpool: Why do you have such an obsession with songs?

Scourge:... don't ask.

Leafpool: Ok....?

That's all for part five! I do not own the song Be Prepared. Do not pin copyrights.

Authors Note

HELLO FRIENDS! I have made another spoof! It features Warrior Cats Commercials! Please read it and comment on what you think and what I should advertise. Thanks!

This spoof will be put on hold until someone comments about Scourge's song obsession. The first person to comment will be featured in the spoof

Part 6

Scourge: So, now that you are officially part of the Bloodclan Community, let me give you a tour!

Leafpool and Brightheart: YAY! :-)

Scourge: -of our POLITICAL SYSTEM!

Leafpool and Brightheart: D8 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Five hours of extensive law study later

Scourge: AND THAT IS ALL!

Leafpool and Brightheart: (asleep)

Scourge: NOW I WILL HAVE MY RIGHT-HAND CAT RAINDAPPLE GIVE YOU A TOUR OF OUR LAND!

Raindapple: (pops out of nowhere) WHO!? WHAT!? HOW!?

Scourge: Raindapple, as of today, you are my right-hand cat blah blah blah.

Raindapple: But I'm from RiverClam...

Scourge: NOW GO GIVE THESE CATS AN EXTENSIVE TOUR! 8D

Raindapple: Um ok... So that is the stinky dumpster, that is the other stinky dumpster, that is an alley, that is another alley, that is twenty more alleys, uh... a bunch of old couch cushions, and a few trash cans. Soooo... I think that's it! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leafpool: ... Right.....

Brightheart: let's go eat a fried chicken from the trash.

Leafpool: How do you know what its called.

Brightheart: CUS IM SMART LIEK DAT!

Leafpool:... Ok...

(loud retching noises) Okay, I think that's enough. Thank you for reading, and Guuud Bye! (This spoof will be put on hold until someone comments about something.

Part 7

(ITS OUT ITS OUT)

Leafpool: Fried chicken is yummy!

Brightheart: YEAH! AND IT ALSO CAUSES HEART DISEASE!

Leafpool: COOL!... Wait what?

Brightheart: -has a heart attack and seizure- GLAHGRAGLHEALAGHRHALGRHLARAEHLGEHGEALEHR!

Leafpool: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE BRIGHTHEART FANS ARE GOING TO KILL ME!

TheWarriorTraitor: DID SOMEONE SAY BRIGHTHEART FANS? -poofs into existance-

Leafpool: ITS YOU! PLZ DO SOMETHING TO SAVE BRIGHTHEART!

TheWarriorTraitor: Save Brightheart you say? Hmm... AHA! IVE GOT IT! -draws the Brightheart fan squad into existance-

Brightheart Fans: ITS THE KIDNAPPER! KILL HER! SHE KILLED BRIGHTHEART!

TheWarriorTraitor: Um... oops?

Leafpool: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!

TheWarriorTraitor: OwO -poofs myself and Raindapple into the random and weird universe where writers live-

Leafpool: -looks at Brightheart fans- Oh sh-

Brightheart Fans: -runs her over- -gives Brightheart CPR-

Meanwhile...

TheWarriorTraitor: -is playing chess with Raindapple- -is also losing spectacularly-

Raindapple: Checkmate!

TheWarriorTraitor: ... -draws more Kings on the chessboard-

Raindapple: Oh come on! That's not fai- OOMPH

Leafpool: -poofs out of nowhere and lands on Raindapple- GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Raindapple: Crushing me...

Leafpool: -gets off of Raindapple- Whaghawot?

TheWarriorTraitor: I am not letting you end the spoof here! -gives Leafpool 600000000000000000 lives-

Leafpool: -poofs back into the Spoof World-

TheWarriorTraitor: Yay! Now we can continue playing chess!

Raindapple: Sure... just wait a few more years until my bones heal...

TheWarriorTraitor: Oh right.

Part 8

Leafpool: -lands in the middle of a random battle- WHAT IS GOING ON HEREEEE

Riverclan: -is slapping everyone with fish-

Thunderclan: -is riding giant battle squirrels to fight them-

Leafpool: WTF.

Riverclan: EAT THE FISH! EAT THE FISH! EAT THE FISH!

THunderclan: GET SQUIRRELED! GET SQUIRRELED! GET SQUIRRELED!

Leafpool: ...

Bluestar: LEAFPOOL! GET ON A SQUIRREL AND KILL THOSE rIVErCLAN CATUS!

Leafpool: I thought you were dead?

Bluestar:SO WERE YOU! NOW FIGHT! -shoves Leafpool onto a Battle Squirrel-

Leafpool: OH SH-

Battle Squirrel: -yeets self into Riverclan fish army-

Leafpool: -is being slapped with fish- AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bluestar: KILL THEM ALL!

Leafpool: -gains control of the squirrel- -smashes the riiverclammies- WHEEEEEEEEEE!

Brightheart: -gets randomly poofed onto a Battle Squirrel- LEAFPOOL WHAT IS THIS!

Leafpool: I HAVE NO IDEA! RIVERCLAM IS SLAPPING PEOPLE WITH FISH! -smooshes more Riverclammies-

Brightheart: POOF ME OUT OF HERE!

Leafpool: NOT UNTIL RIVERCLAM STOPS SLAPPING US WITH FISH!

31 days later...

Riverclam: RETREAT! -throws fishes and runs away-

Brightheart: Now can we poof out of here!?

Leafpool: OK OK! -prays to TheWarriorTraitor-

TheWarriorTraitor: -poofs them to a random location-

Leafpool: -is in the middle of the ocean-

Brightheart: -is on a smol wood plank in the middle of the ocean-

Leafpool: I CANT SWIM!

Brightheart: GET OVER HERE! -pulls Leafpool onto the smol wood plank-

Smol wood plank: -breaks-

Leafpool: AAAAH -gets teleported to dry land-

Brightheart: -dies-

Meanwhile, in the random world of writers...

TheWarriorTraitor: -is putting bandages all over Raindapple-

Brightheart: -poofs into existence- Did I die?

TheWarriorTraitor: Yes. NOW PLAY CHESS WITH ME

Brightheart: Ok...?

Raindapple: Save me...

Part 9

This chapter will be all about Brightheart in the world of Spoof Writers.

TheWarriorTraitor: -uses healing powers to heal Raindapple-

Raindapple: Yay!

Brightheart: Soooo... where is this place?

TheWarriorTraitor: THis is the world of Random Spoof Writer! TRADGEDY IS DRAWN TO THE BITTER!

Brightheart: What?

TheWarriorTraitor: Sorry. Im listening to the song Drawn to the bitter. FREDBEARS DINER, CHILDREN'S PLAYGROUND!

Brightheart: ... Just sing it. Get it out of ur system...

TheWarriorTraitor: OK! -deep breath-

Once two souls had such grand goals Innocent, so impotent, no hands in control Dear friends, always side-by-side With dreams of being glorified as ironsides New - in need of something new Designing a great breakthrough Finally fate-construed in you Fun - none other's quite as fun We'll rise above everyone When every deed is done, begun

Sinister as the end draws nearer Typical of the ones in fear Morality will burn and wither Tragedy is drawn to the bitter Drawn to the bitter, drawn, drawn to the bitter Tragedy is drawn to the bitter Drawn to the bitter, drawn, drawn to the bitter Tragedy is drawn to the bitter

Not a simple dream at all Left and right, a sacrifice, tethered by resolve Guiltless passion, lifetime spellbound Fredbear's Diner, children's playground Last - finally thriving at last Odds are surely unsurpassed We endured the trials and passed, steadfast Strife - at last, after all our strife The loss of a precious life A part of me died inside that night

Sinister as the end draws nearer Typical of the ones in fear Morality will burn and wither Tragedy is drawn to the bitter Drawn to the bitter, drawn, drawn to the bitter Tragedy is drawn to the bitter Drawn to the bitter, drawn, drawn to the bitter Tragedy is drawn to the bitter Sinister, now the end is here Critical, innocent die here Justice fails, it shakes and shivers Tragedy is drawn to the bitter

Brightheart: There we go!

TheWarriorTraitor: Ok then! So, this is the realm of Spoof Writers! I meant to include the other spoof writers in the universe to join me here, but nobody ever reads this so...

Brightheart: Sad Life.

TheWarriorTraitor: ANYYYYWAYS! Lets get on with your tour of the area! -pulls out pen and poofs them into a area filled with filming crews-

Brightheart: WHat is this place?

THeWarriorTraitor: THIS IS MY OTHER SPOOF: Warrior Cats Commercials!

Brightheart: Ok? Why all the filming crews?

Random Crew Member: Boss! You're on in five minutes!

TheWarriorTraitor: Oh no! Quick, get ad 675 on NOW! Brightheart, can you wait a bit?

Brightheart: No Problemo!

FIVE MINUTES LATER

TheWarriorTraitor: Wow, I never knew that Riverclan news had ads for its channel!

Brightheart: Wow that was co-

Editor: BOSS! When are you going to work on a new fanfic?

TheWarriorTraitor: SHUT UP.

Printer Dude: BOSS! THE PRINTER IS JAMMED!

TheWarriorTraitor: Can ya'll please-

Trash Dude: BOSS! YOUR PILE OF FAILED FANFICS HAS INCREASED BY 20%!

TheWarriorTraitor: ENOUGH! -teleports himself and Brightheart to a random room-

Part 10

Raindapple: -uses author powers to teleport to TheWarriorTraitor and Brightheart-

TheWarriorTraitor: Welcome to the current fanfic: If Leafpool Were Leader!

Brightheart: Cool! -runs over to a rainbow coloured control panel- Whats this?

TheWarriorTraitor: Thats the emotional control panel!

Brightheart: Cool! Do I has author powers?

TheWarriorTraitor: Yep! Give it a shot!

Brightheart: Ok! -makes paws glow- -places glowing paws on control panel- -sets Leafpools emotions to happy-

Leafpool: LALA! I'M SO HAPPY! I AM LOST IN THE DESERT! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

TheWarriorTraitor: Ok! Please do not damage her mental health! Anyways, I need to keep working on this. Raindapple, can you take her to the coffee room?

Raindapple: Sure! -poofs herself and Brightheart to the coffee room-

TheWarriorTraitor: -places paws on main control panel- Now, lets get back to work...

IN THE SPOOF WORLD

Everycat: -unfreezes-

Leafpool: Hmm... I wonder how to get out of the desert?

TheWarriorTraitor: -whispers something to Raindapple-

Raindapple: Got it! -dumps gold paint on self- LEZ GOOOO!

Leafpool: Hmm.... -thinking music plays-

Raindapple: SPirals down out of the sky- BEHOLD! I AM THE DESERT GOD!

Leafpool: O GREAT DESESRT GOD! HOW WILL I LEAVE THE DESERT!

Raindapple: Easy! -makes 3 doors appear-

Leafpool: So I need to choose one door???

Raindapple: No... in five minutes three tribes will come through those doors! They will kidnap you and sell you to pirates, which will then maroon you on a small island!

Leafpool: How is that supposed to help?

Raindapple: No Idea! -makes Leafpool become chained to a chair-

Leafpool: NOOOOOO!

5 MINUTES LATER

Tribe cats: OGLOO AGAL PAPA! (look an offering)

Leafpool: SHOOT.

Tribe leaders: LAGA SELLLO PRIVATES! (lets sell her to the pirates)

THeWarriorTraitor: RAINDAPPLE DA FUQ BRO -resets time-

Raindapple: -makes four doors appear- ONE OF THESE DOORS LEADS TO SAFETY! THE OTHERS LEAD TO THE HORRORS OF SAFETY!

Leafpool: Ok...?

Raindapple: DONT GET ME FIRED! -poofs-

Part 11

Leafpool: -steps into door 4- What is this???

Safety Soccer Mom: Welcoem to the world of suffocating safety!

Leafpool: Ok... why is everything coated in bubble wrap and soft rubber???

Safety Soccer Mom: For Safety Reasons! Also, I am Safety Soccer Mom! But you can call me SSM!

Leafpool: Uhm...

SSM: Here have some milk and cookies! -gives leafpool milk and cookies on a kiddie plate-

Leafpool: Uhm... -drops a cookie-

SSM: AAH! YOU AREN'T SAFE! -takes cookies and milk away and gives Leafpool 12 foot thick socks-

Leafpool: -falls over from way-too-heavy socks-

SSM: NOOooo! -shoves a 300 pound helmet on Leafpool-

Leafpool: -sinks into the floor-

SSM: NOOOO! UR DYING! -pours holy water everywhere-

Leafpool: SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

SSM: -wraps Leafpool in 50 layers of bubble wrap and 5 oxygen tanks-

Leafpool: MMMPH MMM PHMHPHM

SSM: -calls Spoofer 911-

Spoofer 911: -arrives- OH NO! WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

Officer 1: -speaks into walkie talkie- RED ALERT! RED ALERT! MAIN CHARACTER BEING ABUSED! MAIN CHARACTER BEING ABUSED!

Officer 2: -handcuffs SSM- YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

SSM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! -goes to the kitty pound-

SSM's dimension: -becomes unsafe-

Leafpool: -is unwrapped- I WANNA LEAVE!

Spoofer 911: -sends Leafpool back to Thunderclan, where every cat in the universe is-

TheWarriorTraitor: -spirals down from out of the sky- LEAFPOOL IS NOW LEAFSTAR! ALL HAIL LEAFSTAR! SHE NOW RULES THUNDERCLAN!

Everycat: NOOOOOOOO!!! -explodes-

TheWarriorTraitor: Welp, its gonna be hard to fix this...

Part 12

TheWarriorTraitor: Why is this no longer one of the most popular pages???

Firestar: *shifty eyes*

Leafpool: Where are we anyways?

(every Thunderclan cat is on mars)

TheWarriorTraitor: We are on Mars!

Brightheart: -is somehow alive now- BLAME FIRESTAR!

Firestar: NOOOOOOOOO! -is launched into space-

TheWarriorTraitor: Weren't you dead?

Brightheart: AUTHOR POWERS!

Raindapple: ...

Brightheart: What?

TheWarriorTraitor: WELLHAVEFUNDONTBLAMEMEFORANYTHINGLEAFPOOLDOESNOWBYE! -poofs self and Raindapple into Author World-

Mars Cats: -appear- WHO DARES SET FOOT ON MARSIPAN TERRITORY!

Brightheart: What is Marsipan?

Mars Cats: MARSIPAN IS OUR CLAN NAME! THEY ARE ALSO A TYPE OF CANDY!

Brightheart: ...

Leafpool: Uhm...

Marsipans: ARREST THEM!

Thunderclan: -is yeeted into a box- GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Meanwhile, in real life)

TheWarriorTraitor: Welp, see yah next week! -hops off voicechat with Raindapple-

Doorbell: Ding Dong! Ding Dong! DING DONG ALREADY GET OVER HERE!

TheWarriorTraitor: ALRIGHT! No need to be rude... (* ̄3 ̄)╭(* ̄3 ̄)╭(* ̄3 ̄)╭

Amazon Dude: Sir, you have a parcel from Amazon!

TheWarriorTraitor: Uh... I didn't order anything...

Amazon Dude: -shoves a huge box at him- THESE ARE WRITING SUPPLIES! -shoves another big box- MORE SUPPLIES! -dissappears-

TheWarriorTraitor: Ok.....? -opens one box- Cool! A new laptop! -opens other box-

-the entire ThunderClan population shoots out of the box-

TheWarriorTraitor: SHI- -calls Raindapple-

Raindapple: Wassup?

TheWarriorTraitor: My spoof has taken over the world.

Raindapple: Ok I'll go buy a Dimension Hopper.

Thunderclan: AHHHH! TWOLEG! DESTROY IT!

TheWarriorTraitor: -uses author powers to freeze the Thunderclannies-

Raindapple: -leaps into the room holding a Dimension Hopper Gun- YAHWAE!

Part 13

THeWarriorTraitor: Ok, finally managed to send all the cats back to cat dimesion. Anyways, I need help. I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK AGAIN! So now i'll be accepting suggestions for the next chapter. BYEEE!

Leafpool: Ok, Brightheart, how are you alive?

Brightheart: Author powers!

Leafpool: What now?

Brightheart: Uh... I mean ressurection powers!

Leafpool: Hm...

Brightheart: So... why aren't you Leafstar?

Leafstar: I am!

Brightheart:...

Leafstar: Can you bring Dustpelt back?

Brightheart: SUre!

DUstpelt: -pops out of ground- YAWAE!

TheWarriorTraitor: -pops out of the ground- TIS I! CREATOR OF THE SPOOF!

Dustpelt: Tis us... not giving damn.

TheWarriorTraitor: -slap- INSOLENCE!

Dustpelt: o((>ω< ))oo((>ω< ))oo((>ω< ))oo((>ω< ))o

Brightheart: Uh... why are you here?

TheWarriorTraitor: OH look! DORITOS!

Firestar holding a bag of Doritos: ...

TheWarriorTraitor: MINE! -snatches doritos-

Firestar: HEY!

THeWarriorTraitor: I called it first, and by holy right of dibs it is mine.

Firestar: I hhave no argument with great lord Dibs.

TheWarriorTraitor: Good. -munches-

Firestar: -faints-

Leafstar:... so.... why are you here?

Brightheart: I think it was with me using author powers.

TheWarriorTraitor: Yeah... you don't have a license.

Brightheart: I need a license to make changes in the spoof universe?

THeWarriorTraitor: Yep. But seeing as you are doing a good job, you don't need to take the test. -gives Brightheart a shiny badge-

Brightheart: OOOOOH! -pins badge onto fur-

Leafstar: Uh....

Raindapple: -spirals out of the sky- WE SHOULD BE THE FANTASTIC FOUR!

-loud silence-

TheWarriorTraitor: -awkward throat clearing-

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