I'm a ThunderClan Cat: Get me Out of Here! (Day Two)

Daisy is gone! SO, what will happen?

Tigerstar: Guys, as a prezzie for getting to day two, you have a wii!

Everyone: YAY!

Jayfeather: Me and Brambleclaw first!

Brambleclaw: What games do we have?

Jayfeather: Let's play Super Mario Bros!

Brambleclaw: YAY!

Jayfeather: Okay, I've got it set up!

(Brambleclaw and Jayfeather start the game)

Jayfeather: Hey, I hit a box!

Brambleclaw: WE GOT YOSHIS TO RIDE ON!

Jayfeather: YAY!! EPIC YOSHIS!

Brambleclaw: NUUUUUUU!! I FELL OF MY EPIC YOSHI!

Jayfeather: So did I!

Brambleclaw: Here lies the Epic Yoshis, who we well and truly love. *cries*

Firestar: (teleports to IATC:GMOOH! camp) Guys, its time for the Bushtucker Trial! And Tigerstar's coming too!

Tigerstar: *evil laugh* Lets get this partaaay started!

Day Two, Bushtucker Trial

Graystripe: This week, you have to put on a talent show. Maximum group 3 cats.

Tigerstar: Please welcome your judges, ME, BROKENSTAR AND HAWKFROST!

Everyone: NUUUUU!!! DARK FOREST EVIL PEOPLE!

Firestar: We are not needed for this Bushtucker Trial, so we're hopping off. (Two Yoshis, one grey and one orange appear magically and Graystripe and Firestar run away on them)

Brambleclaw and Jayfeather: NUUUUUUU!! EPIC YOSHIS!!

Lionheart: Dudes... You do know that Yoshis don't exist, they're just a fragment of your imagination.

Everyone: Wow...Science....

Tigerstar: (Puts hands together like Mr Burns from The Simpsons) Excellent... I want lots of Sound of Music in this show.... Hawkfrost, Brokenstar, tutus??

(Brokenstar and Hawkfrost both put on tutus, Brokenstar's green and Hawkfrost's baby blue)

Tigerstar: (whips out pink tutu) Now everyone, PREPARE YOUR ACTS!! The cat, or cats with the highest judges score get IMMUNITY! The others are up for nominations.

(Sandstorm, Brightheat and Leafpool have formed a girl band)

Sandstorm: We should sing Spice Girls!

Leafpool and Brightheart: Yeah!

Leafpool: I'm Posh!

Brightheart: No, I am!!

Leafpool: You love Niall Horany, Niall baby!

Brightheart: (blushes furiously) Do not!

Leafpool: Then how do you explain all the posters in your nest?

Sandstorm: Cut it out girls! Neither of you will be Victoria! I'll be Ginger, Leafpool'l be Baby, and Brightheart will be Scary.

Brightheart: I'm not that scary!

Lionheart: I'm doing magic!

Jayfeather: I'm a Simpsons impressions!

Ivypool; I'm singing Adele!

(Brambleclaw, Cloudtail and Bumblestripe have formed a ballet squad)

Cloudtail: Let's dance The Hills Are Alive!

Brambleclaw: I got an idea! (Does amazing dance moves)

Bumblestripe: We'll all copy you! Plus, since we're singing Sound of Music, Tigerstar will give us bonus points!

Tigerstar: TIME UP! Us judges will give you feedback, and if we hate your performance, we will buzz using our buzzers! First, THE AMAZING LIONHEART!

Lionheart: (In a cape, hat and carrying a wand) Welcome! I am the AMAZING LIONHEART! My first trick.... Tigerstar, what is your dream??

Tigerstar: To be in THE SOUND OF MUSIC!!! CAN YOU MAKE THAT HAPPEN??

Lionheart: No. But, I can bring Julie Andrews on stage, RIGHT NOW!! *waves wand*

Julie: (appears in a poof of smoke) Tigerstar! I am here to improve your ballet skills!

Tigerstar: (claps hands like small child) REALLY!? START NOW!! :DDDDDDDD

Lionheart: (smugly) Come up stage, Tigerstar>

Julie: Tigerstar, show me your Swan Lake dance.

Tigerstar: (does some superbly graceful ballet) *puffing* Am I any good?

Julie: You need to ELONGATE your arms more, and your legs.

Lionheart: (taps foot) Seeming as I'm getting zero attention, I shall now make Julie dissapear!

Tigerstar: AWWW!! Right, comments.

Hawkfrost: I can't belive Julie Andrews stood on this stage! :D Lionheart, though I am a Dark Forest verified member, I LOVE YOU! An 8 from me!

Brokenstar: Honey, you are one KICK ASS competitor! Amazeballs! Plus, you look totally cute in that cape and hat!

A 7.5 from me!

Hawkfrost: Um, Brokenstar, since when did you talk like a really camp cat?

Brokenstar: Um, yesterdat, babes! Get it RIGHT!

Tigerstar: Weird! So, since I am a MASSIVE Sound of Music fan, you get a 10!!! LIONHEART, MORE!

1ST    LIONHEART        25.5

Hawkfrost: Next, JAYHOMER!

Jayfeather: D'OH!

Brokenstar: Darling, that was, like, a totally amazing d'oh!

Tigerstar: So, JayHomer, where do you come from?

Jayfeather: Warrriors world! :D

Hawfrost: Well, duh!

Jayfeather: (in the voice of Barney Gumball) Hey, Hawkfrost, can you geme to Moe's?

Hawkfrost: HAH! No, but do I get a free Moe's beer?

Jayfeather: (in the voice of Moe Sislack) Yeah, sure. Here's yer beer. (hands Hawkfrost a giant glass of beer)

Hawkfrost: I LOVE YOU MOE!

Jayfeather: No problem. (In the style of Disco Stu) Disco Stu, Disco Stu. Disco Stu likes to disco.

Audience: WOOOOOO!!

Hawkfrost: My opinion: AMAZING! Plus, I got a free beer! So, its a 9.5!

Brokenstar: Hawkfrost, babes, when did cats drink beer? I must be totally stuck in the original Warriors arc. Jayfeather, you are an UH-MAY-ZING Simpsons impressionist! 7.5 from me.

Tigerstar: Totally original. Its a million percent yes from me! 8!

Simon Cowell: Hey, a million percent yes is MY catchphrase!

Jayfeather: I'll take care of him... (shoves Simon offstage)

Note from Helloitsmeguys: If you have absolutley no idea what JayHomer is talking about, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Watch some Simpsons episodes!

1ST    LIONHEART        25.5

2ND    JAYFEATHER     25

Brokenstar: Sandstorm, Leafpool and Brightheart, your turn babes!

X Factor Voiceman: PURLEASE WELCOME.... THE SPICE QUEENS!

(Leafpool, Sandstorm and Brightheart all enter the stage in Union Jack dresses and pink feather boas)

Hawkfrost: I didn't know that she-cats could wear clothes!

Brightheart: Well, we can now. Ladies, you ready?

Leafpool: One, two three.... SHIMMY TO THE LEFT!

Sandstorm & Brightheart: Spice up your life!

Leafpool: SHIMMY TO THE RIGHT!

Sandstorm & Brightheart: Spice up your liiiiife.

Hawfrost: MY EARS! MY EARS! SOMEONE KILL ME! *buzzes buzzer*

Brambleclaw: Okay!

Hawkfrost: Not really, you idiot!

Brambleclaw: *cries*

Tigerstar: This is AWFUL! *buzzes buzzer*

Brokenstar: Ladies, ladies, HORRIBLE! *buzzes buzzer*

Tigerstar: You got three buzzes, so your out!

Leafpool, Sandstorm and Brightheart: (cluching onto each other sobbing) We were gonna be FAMOUS! At least score us!

Hawkfrost: if you really want ot know, then 2.

Brokenstar: Babes, you totally weren't coola boola! Get a voice coach! 3.

Tigerstar: Someone kill me!

Scourge: Okay!

Tigerstar: NOT LITERALLY! Anyway, its a 1 from me.

(These comments just make the she-cats cry even more)

Tigerstar: All this crying is ridiculous! Next!

1ST    LIONHEART                 25.5

2ND   JAYFEATHER               25

3RD    THE SPICE QUEENS   6

(Cloudtail, Bumblestripe and Brambleclaw come on in pink leotards)

Brambleclaw: Ow! Mine's too small for me! *cries*

Cloudtail: (through gritted teeth) SHUT UP! Tigerstar will give us a good score if we do well!

Tigerstar: (claps hands together) YAY! Some gorgeeous ballet!  What are you dancing to?

Bumblestripe: Um, The Hills are Alive..

Tigerstar: DOUBLE YAY! What are you called again?

Cloudtail: Toms CAN do Ballet!

Brambleclaw: Shall we start?

(The Hills Are Alive starts playing and the toms leap about the dancefloor like swans)

Tigerstar: *crying* Spectacular! I've never seen anything like it!

Bumblestripe: (The music finishes) *out of breath* Well? What did you think?

Hawkfrost: Fabulous! the name serves you right, Toms CAN do ballet! A BIG FAT TEN!

Brokenstar: Babettes, I loved it! But modelling is more my thing so a 9.

Tigerstar: (threatenengly) GIVE A HIGHER SCORE!

Brokenstar: Darling, calm down. 9.5 then.

Tigerstar; AMAZING! I LUV YOU! GIVE ME TICKETS TO YOUR SHOW! 10!!!!

1ST   TOMS CAN DO BALLET   29.5

2ND   LIONHEART                      25.5

3RD   JAYFEATHER                    25

4TH   THE SPICE QUEENS         6

Ivypool: (backstage, talking to Bumblestripe) I don't think I can do this... I'm so nervous!

Bumblestripe: You'll be amazing! Don't worry!

Tigerstar: Ivypool! Come onstage now!

Ivypool: Wish me luck! (walks onstage)

Brokenstar: Babes, what will you be doing?

Ivypool: (nervously) Um, I'm singing Adele's Someone Like You.

Cloudtail: (snorts) She'll never beat our ballet!

Hawkfrost: Take it away!

(There is an agonizing 10 second wait. Then Ivypool breaks into song)

Ivypool: I heard that you've, settled down and you've, found  girl and you're, married now...

Tigerstar, Hawkfrost and Brokenstar: *sobbing* She's got such an amazing voice!

Ivypool: (gaining confidence) never mind I'll find, someone like yoooooooouu, I wish nothing but the best, for yooou, too.

Brambleclaw: (crying like mad) Amazing, Just amazing.

(The performance finishes and even Sandstorm is crying)

Hawkfrost: Oh Ivypool... As my Dark Forest apprentice, I never dreamed you'd sing like that. Its a ten!

Brokenstar: Babes...Fantastic. Incredible. I LOVE YOU! (starts crying again)

Tigerstar: (still in tears) Omigod....Ten...BWAHAHHAHA... SOBSOBS!

1ST    IVYPOOL                           30

2ND   TOMS CAN DO BALLET   29.5     

3RD   LIONHEART                      25.5

4TH    JAYFEATHER                   25

5TH     THE SPICE QUEENS       9

Cloudtail: (jaw drops) We got beaten by a girl! *mauls Ivypool*

Ivypool: Hey!

(evryone starts mauling each other for no reason)

Tigerstar: Guys, guys, break it up. For winning this trial, Ivypool gets a prize. And this week she recievs...