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Day Three, Live Show

Lionheart: (eating breakfast) Hey, dudes, there's a message on this Rice Krispies box!

Leafpool: What does it say?

Brambleclaw: This is from Firestar and Graystripe. (puts on glasses) Be ready for a bus trip at 10am today! And bring your sick bags....

Ivypool: This soesn't sound good.

Jayfeather: Whatever, seeming as we have some time off, what shall we do?

Everyone: PLAY JUST DANCE 4 ON THE WII!!!!

(Branbleclaw is playing Sandstorm on Call Me Maybe. Sandstorm is on 4 stars and Brambleclaw zero)

Sandstorm: HAHAHA! I'm THRASHING!

Graystripe: All contestants, hop on the bus! We're going on a bud trip to the BBC studios.

Day Three, Bushtucker Trial (featuring my good friends Tangle AND Mossy!!)

Firestar: We are now currently in the BBC televition studios on the set of QI!

Everyone: WOOO!

Graystripe: So, here's the deal: You answer questions about all the Warriors books. If you get one wrong, you have to eat one of these! (holds up plate full of bugs)

Everyone: Yuck!

Brambleclaw: Ew! NOW I know why they asked us to bring sickbags! *barfs*

Sandstorm: It's just typical that everyone but the wimp brought sick bags.....

Firestar: So, you have half an hour to revise all the books, so chop chop!


Jayfeather: I'm gonna THRASH!

Lionheart: Um, baberinos, I hate to break your bubble...But I'M going to win!

Jayfeather: Actually, I am! I know EVERYTHING about Warriors!

Cloudtail: *raises eyebrow* Since when?

Jayfeather: Like, FOREVER! Haven't you realised? I'm a WARRIORS GEEK!

Leafpool: And a Simpsons one, too.

Graystripe: Competition's starting, folks. Lets skedaddle!

Firestar: Lionheart's first.

Lionheart: Okay, I'm ready.

Graystripe: Question one: Who are my-

Lionheart: Feathertail and Stormfur.

Firestar: HOW DID YOU KNOW?

Lionheart: Take it easy, bro. I'm just a born GENIUS!

Firestar: So, question two. Who did Yellowfang suspect was Raggedpelt's new mate in Yellowfang's Secret?

Lionheart: Um....Lizardstripe?

Graystripe: Incorrect! The answer is Foxheart!

Firestar: Pick a bug...

Lionheart: Bros, can I just ask...WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE US DIE?????

Graystripe: Hehehe, I love seeing others suffer!

Firestar: And, final question: Which poor apprentice was killed due to the dog invasion?

Lionheart: Easy peasy, Lionettes. It was Swiftpaw.

Graystripe: Well done Lionheart. You have a score of....2/3!

1ST    LIONHEART           2/3

Firestar: Okay, Ivypool, its your turn to answer some QUESTIONS!!

Ivypool: I'm ready! (Eye of the Tiger music plays in background)

Graystripe: *drumroll* Who is the craziest cat in Big Brother: ThunderClan: Season Two?

Ivypool: Duh, its WILLOWPELT! She's even crazier than Brokenstar!

Brokenstar: Don't diss! (swipes at Ivypool with handbag)

Ivypool: AAHHH! CRAZY CAT!!!

Firestar: Producer? Ad break?

Ad voiceover dude: Are you feeling fat, unhealthy and tired?

Purdy: *groans* YES!!

Ad voiceover dude: Then try new, WellKitty vitamin tablets! Availible in your nearest Paws store now! *whispers really fast* May lead to health issues and early deaths!

Graystripe: ????? That ad was weird!

Ivypool: *panting* Is Brokenstar gone yet???

Firestar: Yes, so we can ask you another question! Which clan did Mapleshade's mate come from?

Ivypool: RiverClan!

Graystripe: Correct! and the fial question.....WHO WON THE BBTC FINAL??

Ivypool: NUU! I DON'T READ BBTC!

Tangle: *gasps* Horrid! *hits Ivypool on the head with a pogo stick*

Ivypool: *faints*

Tangle: Oops....

Firestar: Three days, three ambulances...

Ivypool: *recovers consciousness* Okay, the winner of BBTC was...Ashfur? (faints again)

Graystripe: (forces a worm down Ivypool's throat) Incorrect! Icecloud won BBTC!

Tangle: SHE DOES NOT READ BBTC! (turns into giant) I WILL NOW KILL YOU ALL!

Tough Guy #1: get out. (pats bat in hand threatenengly)

Tangle: NO! EVIL PEOPLES HATE BBTC!

Tough Guy #2: Right, I'm just calling up Wilowpelt, you can have a lovely chat with her about purple bananas!

Tangle: *gulps* Okay! (turns back to normal)

1ST    LIONHEART        2/3

2ND    IVYPOOL             2/3

Graystripe: So, another competitor, this time in the form of Cloudtail!

Cloudtail: Hi there! I'm ready!

Firestar: Alright then.....Question one: which cat died for good in The Last Hope?

CloudtaIl: *sobbing* SPOTTEDLEAF!!! SHE WAS SUCH A GOOD CAT!

Firestar: There, there.

Helloitsmeguys: Spootedleaf? Death? *bursts into tears* MUMMY!

Graystripe: Someone call my therapist!

Firestar: Why do you have a therapist?

Graystripe: He cools my love of cookies.

Therapist: Hi guys! What's the problem?

Firestar: Those guys have gone Spottedleaf CARAZEE!

Therapist: Okay! (pulls out watch) You will now stop thinking about Spottedleaf's death. (waves watch in front of Cloudtal and HIMG)

Cloudtail: Hey, it worked!

HIMG: Byeee, I'm off to produce the show! *blows kisses*

Graystripe: Cloudtail, question two: which kits were Yellowfang accused of killing?

Cloudtail: Clawkit and Mintkit?

Firestar: Incorrect. The answer is Marigoldkit and Mintkit!

Graystripe: Bug time! (evil grin spreads across face)

Cloudtail: NUUUUU! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!

Firestar: (shoves it down Cloudtail's throat) Hehe, I love watching others suffer!

Cloudtail: Hey, these are good! (noms on worm)

Graystripe: Oy! Oaws off! (hides plate of bugs behind back)

Cloudtail: D:

Firestar: And the final question: Who was Tigerstar's ThunderClan mentor?

Cloudtail: I know the answer, but can I get it wrong for more bugs?

Graystripe: *sighs* If you wish.

Cloudtail: Then Tigerstar's mentor was Thrushpelt! (starts scoffing insects) Mmmm, can I hath thome nathos with this pleath?

Firestar: Incorrect. Thistleclaw was Tigerstar's mentor. It s widly belived that Thistleclaw passed on his dark qualities to Tigerstar.

Producer: Bugs!! WE NEED MORE BUGS!

Nerdy bug catcher person: But why?

Producer: THIS GUY IS EATING THEM REAL FAST! GO NOW!

Nerdy bug catcher: Fine, but did you know that the mitochondria of bug cells specialise in...

Producer: MORE. BUGS. NOW.

1ST   LIONHEART         2/3

2ND   IVYPOOL             2/3

3RD   CLOUDTAIL         1/3

Firestar: Now it's Brightheart's turn.

Brightheart: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! DON'T STOP YHE PAAAAAARTAY!

Graystripe: What's that song?

Brightheart: Oh, it's Don't Stop the Party by Pitbull!

Firestar: Not exactly Gagnam Style.

PSY: Hey!

Brokenstar: But babes, you see that Gangnam Style is like sooooo 2012!

PSY: *cries* MEANIE! Oh, whatever. OPPA GAGNAM STYLE! HEEEY, SEXY LADIES!

Graystripe: So, Brightheart, question numero un.

Firestar: Why are you speaking in french?

Graystripe: Mon amie, le language of love est mon passion!

Brightheart: ?

Firestar: ?

Graystripe: So, Brightheart, ma amie, question numero un. Who was the cat that kills Ashfur?

Brightheart: Ooh, I know this one! Hollyleaf!

Firestar: Question two, name the cat that comes with Feathertail on the journey to the sun drown place.

Brightheart: Um.........Mistystar?

Graystripe: Incorrerct! Les bugs, Firestar?

Firestar: Okay! Pick a worm.....

Brightheart: Sometimes I can't believe that I signed up for this show. (eats maggot) BLERGHH!!!

Graystripe: Et finalment, question numero trois, which did Tallstar replace Onewhisker with?

Brightheart: I WAS THERE!!! It was Mudclaw!

Firestar: Well done, Brightheart, you have acheived a score of 2/3!

Brightheart: Do I get a certificate?

Graystripe: Non.

Brightheart: D:

1ST   LIONHEART           2/3

2ND   IVYPOOL               2/3

3RD   BRIGHTHEART      2/3

4TH   CLOUDTAIL            1/3

Firestar: Now, let's quiz Brambleclaw!

Brambleclaw: But I'm TERRIBLE at quizzes!

Graystripe: Lighten up.

Firestar: So, question one: who dies in Sign of the Moon?

Brambleclaw: Um........Half Moon??

Graystripe: INCORRECT! It's Stoneteller!!

Brambleclaw: *cries* How was I meant to know that?

Firestar: You're a hero, mate. Heroes don't cry.

Brambleclaw: *cries*

Graystripe: BUG TIME!!

Brambleclaw: NUU! (throws up)

Firestar: We didn't even get the chance to put the bugs in his mouth!

Graystripe: D;Whatever, I'll go onto question two: Who was the RiverClan cat that dies for disobeying Dark Forest orders?

Brambleclaw: I don't know! *cries*

Firestar: ????

Mossy: NEVER FEAR! MOSSY IS HERE!

Brmbleclaw: MY SAVIOR!

Mossy: Actually, I'm just here to advertise Toughen Up energy drinks!

Graystripe: Mossy, you seriously need to give one to this guy!!

Mossy: Okiddledoky.One can of Toughen Up! (hands to Brambleclaw)

Brambleclaw: (turns into a muscleman with abs) HEEYY! HERE ME ROAR!!!

Firestar: Um..Brambleclaw? You need to answer question three!

Brambleclaw: NEVER! I AM LEADER!

Graystripe: Since when?

Brambleclaw: The end of The Last Hope, actually.

Mossy: o_0

Firestar: Moss, do you have an ANTI REVERSE product???

Mossy: Um...yes!! The scientist are inventing it right now! (speeds away on tire swing)

Brambleclaw: Aww. The Moss magic doesn't work any more! I'm normal again!

Graystripe: So, final question. WHO IS THE WIMPIEST WARRIOR??

Brambleclaw: Firestar???

Firestar: HOW DARE YOU! The answer is YOU by the way!! :D

Brambleclaw: I want DADDY!

Tigerstar: MWHAHAH!

Brambleclaw: I DON'T WANT DADDY!! *cries*

1ST   LIONHEART         2/3

2ND   IVYPOOL              2/3

3RD   BRIGHTHEART     2/3

4TH    CLOUDTAIL          1/3

5TH    BRAMBLECLAW    0/3

Okay, I'm really sorry that I've been so slow writing that last bit but I had a VERY important Science test to revise for (with my crush :D). But I've written it now. And to apologise to Moss for being snail like, I have he rin this episode. Nice, aren't I??

THIS FANFICTION HAS NOW BEEN ADOPTED BY MOSSEYE. END OF THAT NOW.

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