How to Make Your Clanmates Think You're Smart

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BTW, I'm doing this mostly with Foxpaw because he's already crazy, so it's easier. xD

Hey, you guys can add ideas to the talk page, but please don't edit this page directly. Thanks.

Arti doesn't own the warrior characters or songs in this.

ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Ash philosophical questions randomly.

Firestar: So I was thinking-

Foxpaw: Is Strawberry a full warrior name or the first half of one?

Firestar: *feels deep, philosophical, calmness*

Squirrelflight: o.O

2. Give your Clanmates math nicknames.

Foxpaw: So where're we going Phythagrium Therom?

Sandstorm: O_O

Toadpaw: Heh. Funny name...

Foxpaw: Shut up Pi.

3. Prove to yur mentor you don't need cheatsheets.

Squirrelflight: Foxpaw, what Clan are we?

Foxpaw: *has no cheatsheet* Oh, um....um...*looks at Honeypaw's cheatsheet* ShadowClan?

Squirrelflight* *facepalm*

Honeypaw: *whispers* That's the manufacturer of the cheatsheets.

Foxpaw: Mouse-dung.

4. Embrace in the art of music.

Foxpaw: *singing* I AM SO SMART! S-M-R-T!!! S-M-R-T!!!!

5. Try your hardest to become a warrior as soon as possible.

Foxpaw: Can I be a warrior today?

Squirrelflight: No.

Foxpaw: Can I be a warrior today?

Squirrelflight: No.

Foxpaw: Can I be a warrior today?

Squirrelflight: No.

Foxpaw: Can I be a warrior today?

Squirrelflight: No.

Foxpaw: Can I be a warrior today?

Squirrelflight: Yes.

Foxpaw: YES! *dances*

Squirrelflight: On second thought....no. >:)

6. Speak in forgien languges. (2 parts)

Part 1:

Foxpaw: *in fox* Hello friend.

Badger: >.> *growls*

Foxpaw: That's not very nice! You know, you people almost killed my dad that one time you came into our camp and trampled our food! And then I wouldn't be here!

Squirrelflight: *takes off badger mask* And what a shame that would be.

Part 2:

Foxpaw: *pads in to training* Guess what?

Squirrelflight, Icepaw, and Whitewing: *reluctantly* What....

Foxpaw: I am going to speak ShadowClan!

Everyone else: ...

Foxpaw: *turns away and takes deep calming breaths, then turns back around* Hello.

• no one says anything and somewhere in the forest, a cricket sounds*

Foxpaw: WHAT?

Icepaw: Oh, sorry, was that it? *pretends to look astonished*