DISCLAIMER: I do not own American Ninja Warrior, and if someone has already made this, I have no idea they did. You can take this down if you want. But only IF there is a valid reason. So trollers, I have no intention to stop posting this.
Feathertail: Welcome to Forest Ninja Cat! Here, some cats will run through this challenge. Whoever makes it to the top will win. If multiple cats make it, they will have to race through this course!
Stormfur: I'm here, ready to make my move.
Feathertail: Stormfur has pounced onto the first thing: The Claw Climb!
Stormfur: This is E-Z!
Feathertail: Stormfur, there's a catch. There are places where your claws will be unseathed.... You can get through them if your tough enough!
Stormfur: EW SLIME! *Drops down into water*
Feathertail: That's one cat gone already! Next, we have: ...Berrynose?
Berrynose: Don't worry cats! I'll make it!
Feathertail: Berrynose makes his way up the Claw Climb!
Berrynose: I'M AT THE TOP! I MADE IT!
Feathertail: You know, Berrynose, there's more...
Berrynose: *Bleep*
Feathertail: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!
Berrynose: *pounces from bouncy ball to bouncy ball*
Feathertail: Berrynose makes his way down the Punch Balls!
Berrynose: They don't punch!
Feathertail: Berrynose, there's a catch. If you stay on a ball for to long, you will get punched into the sky...
Berrynose: I MADE IT OFF! WOO!
Feathertail: Berrynose is now on the Running River!
Berrynose: Uh.. What do you do?
Feathertail: Hop in that water and try to swim through.
Berrynose: *Bleep* *Bleep*
Feathertail: Berrynose, I SAID WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!
Berrynose: *Jumps in water and swims*
Feathertail: That's it!
Berrynose: I see the other shore...
Feathertail: Get there, and quick! The rapids are on your tail!
Berrynose: AHHH! *Starts paddling like a maniac*
Feathertail: Almost there...
Berrynose: *Hops onto other shore*
Feathertail: Berrynose is on the final and hardest thing, the Run Up!
Berrynose: ?
Feathertail: You have to run up this slippery surface, and not fail.
Berrynose: *Starts running up*
Feathertail: BERRYNOSE! REMEMBER YOUR NOT A MANIAC!
Berrynose: I AM ALMOST... UP!
Feathertail: You can do it!!
Berrynose: *Rings bell at top*
Feathertail: You, my sweet friend, are the champion. *Gives medal*
Berrynose: YYYYAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feathertail: Awkward...
Stonefur: Me next
Feathertail: But dad! You'll fail like poor Stormfur!
Stormfur: HEY!
Stonefur: *Sad music plays and walks away*
Feathertail: Ok...
Stonefur: I am going to make my way up le Claw Climb!
Feathertail: Ok, let's hope he is not Stormfur.
ShadowClan: Yeah, that little *bleep* ing whimp!
Feathertail: WATCH DA LAUNGUAGE!
Stormfur: Plus, I am not a wimp.
Feathertail: Plus, writer, you spelled wimp wrong.
Holly: OH SORRY!
Feathertail: STONEFUR, HE HAS MADE IT!
Stonefur: Yes!
Stormfur: Go dad! Go dad!
Berrynose: *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
Feathertail: FOR STARCLAN'S SAKE, DO NOT CURSE!
Berrynose: Sorry!
Feathertail: Writer, make everyone stop bleeping.
Holly: Fine...
Stonefur: Uh... Feathertail, announce.
Feathertail: Stonefur makes his way through the punch balls! But, he falls.
Stonefur: I AM GOING TO DIE!
Feathertail: GREAT STARCLAN, IT'S WATER!
Holly: Hehehe...
Feathertail: *back* Well we were gone, Stonefur has thought he died and went to StarClan.
Stonefur: AHHHH! WHERE ARE LE STARCLAN CATS! AHHH! I WAS REJECTED!
ShadowClan: SHUT UP!
Feathertail: Well, I have to admit, he is mouse brained.
Stonefur: How am I mouse brained?
Feathertail: Forget it.
Stonefur: *continues screaming*
Feathertail: Our next cat is, "The Mighty Thunder"...?
Thunder: *Swings in from vine* I AM READY TO WIN!
Berrynose: Not as hard as me!
Feathertail: First he enters the Claw Climb, jumping pointlessly from side to side.
Thunder: Not "pointlessly."
SkyClan: YOU TELL HER!
Feathertail: He comes up, and gets his first completed obstacle done!
Thunder: I am a rocking cat!
ShadowClan: YEAH SURE LETS GET ON WITH IT!
Thunder: You... Didn't like my act? *Sniffles*
Feathertail: I LOVED IT!
Thunder: *eyes widen*
Feathertail: Thunder will come over to the Punch Balls, completed, and he's almost matched with Berrynosenose!
Littlecloud: *giggles*
Berrynose: WHAT THE STARCLAN!?!?
Feathertail: It says your name is Berrynosenose...
Holly: *giggles*
Berrynose: EVEN OUR WRITER IS GIGGLING! *goes crazy and destroys everything*
FOREST NINJA CAT WILL BE BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES...
Tawnypelt (In Commercial): FOREST NINJA CAT IS ON!
Birchfall: Wait, it is? :O
Tawnypelt: No. I was just trying to trick you.
Feathertail: We're back! Berrynosenose has gone crazy and destroyed everything.
Stonefur: AHHHH!
Berrynose: MY NAME IS BERRYNOSE! NOT BERRYNOSENOSE!
Littlecloud: Hey, Berrynosenose!?
Berrynose: Who is Berrynosenose?
Littlecloud: You, dummy.
Feathertail: Oh this is getting wildly out of paw.
Littlecloud: LET IT GO! LET IT GO!
Berrynose: UGH NOT THAT SONG! *bleep*
Feathertail: BERRYNOSE WATCH THE LANGUANGE!
Berrynose: I. KNOW. FEATHER. TAIL.
Littlecloud: LOL
Stonefur: I AM IN STARCLANNY STARCLAN!
Stormfur: *slaps him* NO. *slaps* YOUR. *slaps* NOT. *slaps*
Stonefur: I SHALL SPANK YOU! *spanks*
Stormfur: Uhh... Cry?
Feathertail: LETS JUST GET ON WITH IT!
ShadowClan: YEAH!
Thunder: Now I am on the third- *gets shot into the air* AHHHH
Feathertail: He has not passed. Berrynosenose remains champ!
Berrynose: I'll only tolerate being called Berrynosenose if you say I am a champ...
Feathertail: Our next cat is: drum roll plz, "Troller Troll Trool?"
Troller: TROLOLOLOL
Feathertail: GET OUT!
Troller: WOMP WOMP WOM
Berrynose: UGH!
Feathertail: Our next cat actually is Tallstar!
Tallstar: Uh... What's Stonefur doing over there, crying like a baby?
Stonefur: *cries* OWWEE! THAT SLAP IS HURTING!
Feathertail: Do not mind him...
Tallstar: Eh. to easy- *falls* EW SLIME!
Feathertail: I regret saying this, but what a wimp!
Holly: YAS WIMP WORLD!
Feathertail: HOLLY GET OUT OF HERE! YOUR SUPPOUSED TO BE IN VARJAK PAW!
Holly: Welp, not anymore!
Feathertail: WAIT, YOUR WRITING US!?
FOREST NINJA CAT WILL BE BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES!