First Hedgehogs, Now Badgers

OMG. I'M TOTALLY STARTING THIS AGAIN. •Maplefern• 02:11, January 13, 2012 (UTC)

Chapter 1 - iPhones and N00BS

So, after all this hijacking of stories and personality twists and bananas floating in space, Jayfeather decided that he would find a cure for the flying badgers.

"I sure hope no one says any more metaphors that have to do with stuff flying."

"SHREWPAW, I WILL GIVE YOU YOUR TASKS. BE PATIENT."

That was Brambleclaw.

"SURE. WHEN BADGERS FLY."

Jayfeather sank his long claws into the ground and took out his cellphone.

He opened it, and texted to Hollyleaf and Lionblaze:

HI GUYS GUESS WHAT I NEED YOUR BUTTS HERE NOW. --JAY

Hollyleaf's iPhone 4S buzzed. "WAIT A MINUTE. I NEED A MINUTE. GIVE ME A MINUTE." She unlocked her phone, and read Jayfeather's text.

She texted back:

Can't you use lowercase and punctutation? :( Where are you? I'll come if you tell me. --Holly

When Lionblaze got Jayfeather's text, he responded:

AMG NOWAI WER R U I SHAL USE MAI SUPAH EPIC NINJA SKILLZ ON UR BUTT KTHNXBAI LION

Hollyleaf also got Lionblaze's text and was very annoyed that both her brothers could not use proper grammar. So she pestered Firestar to make it part of the warrior code.

And that was the day unicorns ate cheese.

Shrewpaw and Brambleclaw went into the forest on a patrol and found a herd of unicorns eating brie at the top of the ravine.

"I WANT. NOW." Brambleclaw joined them happily.

Shrewpaw did too. And everyone was happy.

Until Firestar checked his e-mail.