This is a fanfiction where Firestar holds a party to celebrate the latest movies.
Firestar: Okay everyone, thanks for coming! We're all going to watch the latest movies back to back!
Cloudtail: Previews! I want previews! I want to see the commercial for Tigerstar's reign part seven, the Final Killing!
Tigerstar: (Smiles evily)
Heavystep: (Burps loudly)
Heavystep: We need more popcorn.
Sandstorm: (To Spottedleaf) I hate you.
Spottedleaf: I hate you too. That's why we're always trying to kill each other.
Commercial turns on. Mousefur on screen.
Mousefur on screen: Hello, little kits! Do you want to learn how to learn how to get rid Squirrelflight for 15 seconds?
(Everyone except for Squirrelflight, Bramblestar, and Ashfur): YES!!!
Squirrelflight: Well, I'm very insulted!
Bramblestar: I'm still mad at you about our so-called kits.
Ashfur: (Happily) I tried to kill them!
Squirrelflight: (Claws his face) Get out of here.
Mousefur on screen: Anyway, before we were rudly interrupted, you should get the latest movie, Getting Squirrelflight of your Tail, directed by none other than Ashfur!
Ashfur: I've had loads of practice!
Firestar: Shut up, you mouse-brain, the movies starting!
Tigerstar: It should start in fifteen seconds. I recon that because a to the second power plus b to the second power is equivalent to c to the second power, and c equals fifteen.
Firestar: No, I think that since a plus b minus a equals b, which is-
Snowkit: Do you mean that a times x to the second power plus b times x plus c equals zero? I mean, everyone know the cubic formula!
Tigerstar and Firestar: (Stare)
Snowkit: I mean, duh.
Graystripe on TV: Well, I must say, I've never met a she-cat I never liked.
Silverstream on TV: Oh, Graystripe, do you know what they say about keeping your friends close and your enemies closer?
Graystripe on TV: Well, baby, let's get closer.
Silverstream: Great StarClan, how'd they know that happened?
Graystripe: I mean, they should be able to handle us kissing.
Darkstripe on TV: What's my name, you ask? Bond. Darkstripe Bond.
Mapleshade: Oh, Bond, you are amazing. The world is blowing up!
Darkstripe: Frankly, dear, I don't give a-
Spottedleaf: Anyway, it's the end of the fanfic! Good bye!